>anywhere nice to live either has no jobs or no place even remotely affordable
I JUST WANT TO LIVE BY MYSELF

are you dependent on buses to get to work?

>>213844035
I have a car

>>213844187
surely you can find a cheaper house on the outskirts of a nice city?

Get a 100% wireless job and live like a king with American wages in a thirdie country

>>213844269
>America
>cheaper house on the outskirts of any city
>implying we even have nice cities
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>213844276
I apply to remote jobs too
They never get back to me
Not even AI automated emails telling me to fuck myself
Just silence

>>213844411
Remote jobs were only a fad

>>213844411
Walk to their office building
Walk into the CEOs office
Slap down your CV and your cock on his desk
???
Profit

>>213843924 (OP)
why don't you just chill in your parents house ? I'm 26 and not thinking of moving out any time soon even though I work full time and could easily afford to, mom cooks for me and does the washing up and shopping, its just too comfy to move out

>>213844586
its difficult to masturbate while living with your parents

>>213844473
Bet the woman who handles the shipping for my company is remote
She lives in fucking Costa Rica

>>213844632
I didn't know you haven't invented doors yet in Canada

>>213844586
I do live with them
In an apartment
It's fine but I'm just tired of being around others

>>213844586
I do this, except our area ranks lowest of the low (real shit) for employment. You're better off wasting your time doing something that gives you dopamine instead of applying for a false job opening.

>>213844692
they could still hear you
>just wear headphones
its hard to not make noise with a dildo

>>213844730
Just do it in the shower, easy cleanup + you shower

>>213844717
>>213844719
idk I tried living on my own for a couple months and it sucked, I had to clean, wash my clothes, cook, etc all by myself in addition to studying it was exhausting, I have to drive an hour to work from my family home but its worth it in all the time I save by not having to do any housework

>>213844799
they are going to think youre jerking off if you spend too long in shower. you could also get caught sneaking dildo into shower

>>213844923
Honestly I think every parent knows that they children masturbate and they just pretend not to notice, unless it's a super-religious household

>>213844949
>they children
N-no... th-this cannot be..!!

>>213844376
You're a fucking redditor faggot

>>213845048
Yeah man lemme move to the outskirts of my current city
Oh the rents are still $1500 a month

>>213845563
You pay 750, your gf pays 750. That's not that bad.

>>213845754
>gf
Im trvcel tho

>>213845793
Then what do you need a house for?

>>213845563
get a job, $1500 is ezpez in the US where the median salary is like 5k

>>213845754
>gf
Lol
>>213846047
>believing statistics about our wages

>>213845877
I dont want to live with roommates or pay mr shekelblatts apartment

I JUST WANT TO FUCKING LEAF

>>213846190
why not? you have no future, will not produce kids and will commit suicide before you hit 35

>>213846700
37 is too early to kill
47 is good age to do that

>>213847550
*35

>>213846700
weak bait