>randomly sends the worst pain known to man to your brain
In your country

>>213850973 (OP)
I used to have that shit as a kid. Don't know how but it just went away with age.

>>213850973 (OP)
>worst pain known to man
That would be kidney stones.
I have literally shattered my kneecap in a car accident.
It was maybe 10% of the pain my kidney stone created.

>>213850973 (OP)
>randomly sends the worst pain known to man to your brain for an hour straight just as you're drifting off to sleep
levator ani syndrome is a bitch

>>213851453
worse is when you're just about to fall asleep and you start hallucinating sounds

>>213850973 (OP)
No I am not 30 yet

>>213851154
don't say this man I sound like a maraca when I jump

>>213851847
I've had the BANG happened to me a few times.
About to fall asleep and then a bang so loud I fly out of bed, almost having a heart attack.
First time it happened I was 100% sure a nuclear bomb or something had dropped on my city, it was so loud. Like world ending type volume for a second.

>>213851981
I have this and also sometimes will wake up from an earthquake-like shaking, but it's all a hallucination afaik

>>213852087
The drop is kinda fun though. Feels like you're suddenly falling from a tall building.