Jisoo edition

she got big af jeez

You know what would have stopped WW1 and WW2? Dismantling the French state after Napoleon

Nigga name Keir

inb4 pol mongs spam the thread with off topic shit and janny does nothing

sir geraldine viswanathan

>>213856911
bastard cumskin
bloody mleccha

>>213856950
Stop that, this is why we're getting banned

>>213856950

100% of ukraine will be conquered by russia and ukraine will just be a republic within the Russian federation
There is nothing anyone can do about this
I for one think it is a good thing because it hurts the american empire greatly

>>213856946
But WW1 began because the European powers (Jews) feared the rising German powerhouse

>>213856891 (OP)
>>213856922
>>213856930
wow british culture

>>213856946
WRONG
TOTAL NAPOLEONION SUPREMACY WOULD HAVE CONQUERED THE ENTIRE WORLD

>>213856954
I shan't be engaging with ziggers further

only thing that matters is protecting the nature on mother earth, everything else is secondary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7iNXvNgjvA

Play Peter Griffin.

>>213856930
um who's this then x

>>213856987
Seething tranny
Russia won
Deal with it

Ofcom sending reports directly to 10 Downing Street every time someone makes a poo barmer post

>>213856973
Care to name these supposed Wunderwaffen that are going to turn the tide?

>>213857006
do you faggot freaks ever stop thinking about troons
why are you here

>TOTAL NAPOLEONION SUPREMACY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE70jrhOrjk
a fortunate typo
fuck austrians, even then we knew and you didn't listen

In the nafo trannys mind ukraine won
In reality russia won

>>213856977
>Keir

Guarantee you that all the Ukraine enjoyers are Scottish/Welsh/Irish
English people understand the Russian position that larger countries get to impose their will on their smaller neighbours, and those those smaller neighbours are better off taking it
Meanwhile celts absolutely love insisting on fighting someone that's orders of magnitude more powerful than they are by every measure and then act surprised when they're constantly btfo down the ages

sir poo barmer

the UK needs a strong PM like Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

>NAPOLEONION

>napoleonion

ln just 24 hours l will end the war in Cheadle

>>213857050

the cat wants to sleep on the horse

>>213857050
romans never conquored the irish or scottish

Now comes the temper tantrum.

Can't help the fact my dick loves fat women but I don't as much.

>>213857071
didn't bother, too far

>>213857078
porn addiction does that

>>213857084
they did bother, romans did 2 campaigns into scottland and got btfo both times

Which beer should I get at the bowling alley?

scottland

if I was a woman I'd fuck me but only if I kept my shirt on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPncMw5oWZs

>>213857126
nooooo you spelt it wrong this is a hate crime!!!!

The Russian boot will be on the hohol face for eternity and thats a good thing

whales

>>213857125
Madri

Can't believe Drumpf just said "we're going to give you Alaska, Putin"

>>213857071
They knew about Ireland but it had nothing of interest for them that they could not trade for. And the Romans fought and defeat the Caledonians on numerous occasions, and we know from archaeological records that the Caledonians paid immense amounts of silver tribute to the Romans as foederatii (nominally independent subject peoples) in the same arrangement as the Arabs did. The Romans didn't always occupy the land they conquered if it was worthless hinterland.

hasanabi hit the nail on the head

>>213857130
The birds love a smelly smeg shirt

>>213857130
got a bit of a belly have you

>does some studying

>>213857153
Alaska belongs to russia lad
Its their land

Jerusalem has come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQP0QB4xWHo

>>213857138

Now Fuentes being astroturfed everywhere is starting to make sense. Steve Bannon, Jeffrey Epstein's publicist, is going to team up with gay attention seeking freaks to try and run in 2028. He will get 0.1% of the vote.

>>213857154
this has AI written all over it and has numerous inaccuracies which is the problem of using AI as it will just show you things that agree with you.

>>213857153
It's the based "negotiated peace agreement"

Scotchland

>>213857193
Unclear what this has to do with British culture.

>>213857105
>and got btfo both times
nah more like they went to see, saw it was shite both times, came back

>>213857193
why on earth was this posted to /brit/

>>213857176
Legally purchased by the USA

Donbass is russia
Alaska is russia
Everything is russia
Except kosovo, kosovo is serbian

and the latest from the ukraine

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755256800595558.mp4

how do you know you won't like gay sex if you've never tried it?

>>213857193
Fuentes is a fed

>>213857177
this film would've been good if they hadn't cast orlando gayarse-can't-act-monotone-squintyfuck-emotionless bloom i hate that fucking stupid piece of shit he ruined EVERYTHING

>>213857205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gySsiK65IBI

>>213857221
um

>>213857216
No it wasn't

>>213857209
mental how the roman cope still lives on. Why they build two walls with death pits?

>>213857246
Googleberg AI Overview says otherwise

scottland irealand and wales should combine and take out the britihs to stop the invasion of bpats and authoritarianism. kill the head of the snake

drunk, watching the same music videos I watched 15 years ago, posting on the same site i posted on 15 years ago. is this my life for the next 50 years

cornish people. nuff said

>>213857250
BECAUSE THEY FELT LIKE IT YOU LITTLE HOBBIT SHIT

>>213857278
wouldn't happen. england would have them all on their knees like good little sluts

prize money on UK daytime tv quiz shows

fascinating

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXJfFCVCIg

>>213857193
>>213857234
hmm
https://x.com/Neko_AF__/status/1955535593355845840

>>213857221
Why's he done that then

have you lads watched alien earth?

>>213857293
post music video lad

>>213857306
>he's my bank now

>>213857278
wonder when Scotland will separate from the UK, can happen any day now

>>213857317
of course not, anything past aliens is shit

>>213857294
their postal service is atrocious!

>>213857250
Modern scholars are in unanimous agreement that Hadrian's Wall had no defensive use. It's fucking six foot high and was garrisoned by approximately half a legion even at the peak of the Empire. It was a symbolic and taxation barrier intended to mark the end of the Roman world and to regulate trade with the barbarians in the north. By comparison there were EIGHT legions stationed on a border of approximately similar length to defend against the Persians.

if britain was here what would the weather be like?

>>213857345
you talking to me?

cup of coffee to wind down

>>213857334
Never at this point. Too many non-scots now

>>213857341
again, another AI post. You should really stop using chatgpt

>>213857345
Ireland not coming with us?

>>213857335
i liked romulus but it was basically a soft remake/reboot or whatever, the xenohuman at the end looked cool

>>213857345
Would probably fall under spanish and Portuguese influence

>>213857372
they wanted independence mate

>>213857335
i will die on the hill that alien: resurrection is great

>>213857317
Yes. Some of it is dumb but overall l'm enjoying it

>>213857293
seen this one lad?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1755256800595558.mp4

>>213857384
not asking poltical alt history i am asking about the weather

>>213857063
theyre more human than youll ever be

anyone ever swam from ireland to england or vice verse?

>>213857335
Aliens is grossly overrated

>>213857381
yea seen the /tv/ threads, proper scary stuff
but not as scary as the one ripley ejected in space

>>213857345
Bordeaux conquest rather than the norman conquest
Need a frenchy to explain how this would have changed our history

did the wanking man's head come off did it

>>213857319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY&list=RDP4MiC67seUY&start_radio=1

>>213857319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa5s7ZhXQ5A&list=RDWa5s7ZhXQ5A&start_radio=1
this was my first ever wnak

>>213857063

>

Welp I've learnt my lesson, not gonna click any more webms or video links.

>>213857468
You're OK if it's /wsg/

>>213857429
>>213857441
damn, you lads are lost
this was your decade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
be proud of it

Dont support the ira but I like them for killing british soldiers which i think is funny

>>213857468
good lad

I miss 2000s youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipd9iI243Js&list=RDipd9iI243Js&start_radio=1

>>213857407
HOLY GUACAMOLE
Did he know that was going to happen?
I assume not.

i fully understand the irishman's sentiment towards the UK, the absolute atrocities they have committed there and nobody cares enough to this day, they treat with disdain, like it's a sick joke, shameful.

>>213857468
Space Corps Directive 4926-4
All crewmen must follow links posted by higher ranking crewmen

Anyone of you lads have false memories?

>>213857476
'96 lad, me
didn't even watch that gimpy video you linked lad

>>213857495
>Is my history a joke to you?
>Yes.

>>213857484
love the zoomers embracing the goth girl aesethic

Might become a juggalo in my 30s

>>213857477
>>213857495
>>213857498
the 46 year old american vpn user reveals his hatred for britain

Native Americans. Got Aztecs and Mayans doing some interesting things in the middle but the north and south niggas just making mud hills and living in the Amazon doing nothing

>>213857309

>>213857468
>>213857481
im sure there is a completely logical explanation as to why the african decided to stab the Caucasian. perhaps a white man gave him aids.

the moon is so big and so bright
i'm staring right at it
i can see the craters on it
The next total lunar eclipse visible in the UK will be on September 7, 2025

>>213857520
Show me where the inca hurt you

>>213857503
>'96 lad, me
oh god, that's my little sister... *smacks you*
fuck off you little shit! *farts in your face*

take me back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePLDO68lcA4&list=RDePLDO68lcA4&start_radio=1

>>213857521
scream

During the total eclipse, the Moon will glow a reddish-orange color, often called a “Blood Moon.”

'78 lad, me
i getting old

>>213857541
Are you like 40?
I'll shag your sister rotten

>>213857544

>>213857520
our natives were the most good looking ones but also the laziest, when the mayans and aztecs had advanced empires ours were wiping their arses with banana leaves

>>213857541
>46 year old american on vpn's attempt at humour
think you should stick to spamming

>>213857517

3 day weekend next week lads
toilberg will NOT be pleased
might book next Friday off too
He shall be ENRAGED

>>213857520
The Inca were pretty advanced too. They domesticated corn and potatoes, and somehow spread them north to central and northern america without any direct contact.

>>213857552
>getting

>>213857495
half of the england population has been mutted with irish

>>213857552
well at least you have your vpns to keep you company into old age

>>213857582
somethings get better with age (nothing)

>>213857553
34 *kof lof*
i'll break your shins with *kof kof* *takes a rest on a counter* my cane you bastard

doja cat is an ugly bald bitch

>>213857587
might stay out all night and turn into my final form rawr

>>213857607
How'd she get her eyebrows like that

>>213857607
that arse tho

>>213857624
mental illness mostly

>>213857601
why are you so obsessed with this conspiracy. what would I gwet out of larping as a kiwi

*performs kanekido in the air*
yea, still got it

>>213857606
Mate you're French, by default you're weaker than me.
*slaps you*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FTS2tdmyYM&list=RD3FTS2tdmyYM&start_radio=1

Biz idea: move to north korea and sell them fucking machines

>>213857607
i loved her fuming about Sydney Sweeney while wearing a blonde wig kek

>>213857634
>>213857640
it's fun to make you seethe because you are literally 46 posting on vpns all day

>>213857575
Id sack you

>>213857607
mixed bitches be hating they hair the most

dtfic on a maddone

>>213857607
>$12 to $16 million

wonder what she does with all that loot

Feeling blackpilled and furious.

>>213856930

>>213857649
au contraire, bud
unless you're on a boat, you need the krauts
so, take your slap back, little man
we won the biggest war of them all and i'm living right in it haha

>>213857668
How the tables have turn tabled

>>>/bant/23117710
>>>/bant/23117710
>>>/bant/23117710
New

>>213857668
where the fuckin narnas, pinky

>>213857690
>>213857693
>pics of children again
someone call chris hansen

>>213857681
isn't she half jewish?

>>213857690
buys wigs and skin whitening products

At the rate things are going it's more likely that Kemi Badenoch will be deported in the next 5 years than she will end up in government.

dtfic on a generational meltie in a fucking friday night wasn't on my cards

>>213856981
Yes, mountain laurel (Kalmia latifolia) does grow in England. It was introduced as an ornamental plant in the 18th century and has been cultivated there since. It's considered hardy in the UK, down to certain temperature thresholds, and is a popular choice for gardens, particularly in areas with acidic soil similar to rhododendrons and azaleas.


dont @ me

>>213857705
we not clicking that shit

i've never seen zulu

>>213857693
>we won the biggest war of them all and i'm living right in it haha
how so?

>>213857719
Cor

Feeling gaypilled and curious.

>>213857607
she's literally a satanist btw

>>213857734
he's an american on vpn so he meant the munitions and food they sent helped win ww2

>licks your batty

used to think a batty were a baby bat

>>213857747
so she IS half jewish

got my spunk lock and loaded

Fucking EA useless
Have to enable secure boot to play bf6
Fucking shite company

>>213857732
Directed by the same fella who did Hell Drivers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8

doja cat lol still crazy she got so big

Hitler does a 10th of what Julius Caesar did and every hates him but sees Caesar as a hero

Poo toil beckons

>>213857345
>*were here
Hypothetical, subjunctive mood

>>213857780
remember when she singing about cows farting and shit

crazy

>>213857774
what is with you and that movie. by the way i still need to finish watching it

>>213857780
She's a bit of a weirdo there's videos of her being racist as fuck lmao

>>213857498
I have two memories of what I was doing on 9/11 and they don't exactly conflict with each other but I think only 1 actually happened

>>213857734
where i live, the french lads fired arrows down from the church roof to the castle castle below
you lot captured the wrong thing
then some other lads went and won the 100 years war and you were all booted back to the island
man, all you had to do was play nice, as always
that's what cost you america too btw

>>213857785
who the fuck sees Caesar as a hero?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754860683975276.webm

>>213857785
Caesar won

>>213856891 (OP)
>>213839164
>>213841766
.

>>213857803
I remember her periscope days she'd abuse the shit out of her white boyfriend and then cry when he'd walked out the house she's completely insane

>>213857801
It's a great film that I think working class Brit lads will appreciate.

>>213857785
>conquer gaul
>has population of 3 million
>kill one million
>enslave one million
>oppress the rest

the romans really were terrible guests.

we could have been brothers

>>213857840
Vae victis.

gf's sister just had a baby and she's been looking at me more, judging me.

>>213857807
Always amuses me how often europeans cling to tiny little shreds of history like this
Bit like a kid that really wants to talk about something but doesn't know how to bring it up

>>213857822
Don't know about a hero but he's undoubtedly one of the most successful human beings in history, something which Hitler most definitely is not.

>>213857833
That and she would literally spend hours a day like showing off to random white guys

>>213857840
i had a wank to the scene in rome of the fella shagging the gaul woman against a tree

>>213857840
even before it plenty of rich gauls sided with romans
and then, divide and conquer and before they knew it, gaul was roman

>one of the most successful human beings in history
Guess we're just leaving out the bit where he was stabbed to death.

>>213857869
She in racial chat rooms showing feet!!!

>>213857884
we all die

>>213857869
those were her tinychat days

>>213857884
Newsflash, wiseguy - people die!

>>213857884
>ET TU RORKEA

>>213857861
The gf, the sister or the baby?

>gives /brit/ a kiss

Join us... on /bant/!!!

>>213857865
always amuses me when you cope and pretend you're not europeans
you don't come from atlantis, dickhead
and even worse: diev et mon droit

>>213857897
yeah usually but it isnt your mates ambushing you because you gave yourself a golden throne

>>213857884
And he achieved more before he died than 99.9999999% of the rest of humanity.

Watching the ole ‘WE ‘ackdown

>>213857909
i used to have the .gif of this but cant find it

>>213857917
>diev et mon droit
Another example

>>213857884
>stabbed to death
>managed to dab on your stabbers from the grave as your heir absolutely btfos them so hard the roman senate never holds real power again

>>213857922
yeah it really is that simple and totally not to do with the unfortunate shift from republic to empire

>>213857935
honni et mon droit

>>213857805
I'm talking more like filling in the blanks of gaps in your memory with probably fake memories that involve me being an idiot or immoral and then torturing myself emotionally or it.

>>213857927
He didn't have a computer with super fast broadband so who's the real winner

>>213857900
She was far too fit

i don't like being mean

>>213857913
all of them

mad how gay i am

Caesar is overrated t.bh. Scipio utterly mogs him.

>>213857986
would you not even kiss me?
>>213857914

>>213857986
does your da' know?

I AM TRANSFORMING THE ROMAN REPUBLIC

INTO

THE ROMAN EMPIRE

I WILL NO LONGER BE EMPEROR

I AM PLACING MYSELF

GAIUS

JULIUS

CAESAR

AS

DICTATOR

FOR

LIFE


>Caesar declared himself dictator for life in 44 BC. He was assassinated in 44 BC.

>>213858003
Leftypol wailing and gnashing his teeth

>Scipio Africanus
Irish diaspora

>>213858003
zelda <3

>>213857998
no, not int he least
and most people got the wrong caesar

I am unenthused by the female form

It ain't sexual disfunction. My nuts still work. I just do it as a sleep aid.

>>213858019
Poolius Peesar

Feel like the Celts were real underachievers considering how much of Europe they populated prior to Roman and Germanic expansion

>>213858019
Caesar never faced a commander worth 1/10th of what Hannibal was. He was basically playing in sandbox mode by that point.

now THIS is what /brit/ is all about

Your new life awaits you ....... on /bant/!!

>>213858040
me before being executed haha

Who is this bulldyke?

>>213857970
same

>>213857496
Is Red Dwarf worth watching after season 2? That's usually how far my rewatches go, first two seasons then I drop it because it completely shifts tonally from a kinda 'realistic' or at least down to earth thing straight into something way less grounded (imo)

>>213858075
I don't know I don't know the seasons

Red Dwarf is mandatory viewing for /brit/ posters imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N685I8KUe1I&list=PLYYGY7idJqxEGgRxW--kXjSuAhGom1oNa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY&list=PLYYGY7idJqxEGgRxW--kXjSuAhGom1oNa&index=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Vs11RFsMc&list=PLYYGY7idJqxEGgRxW--kXjSuAhGom1oNa&index=3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4SnIJJCH8w&list=PLYYGY7idJqxEGgRxW--kXjSuAhGom1oNa&index=4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8&list=PLYYGY7idJqxEGgRxW--kXjSuAhGom1oNa&index=5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E&list=PLYYGY7idJqxEGgRxW--kXjSuAhGom1oNa&index=6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc6vowZjWOs&list=PLYYGY7idJqxEGgRxW--kXjSuAhGom1oNa&index=7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM&list=PLYYGY7idJqxEGgRxW--kXjSuAhGom1oNa&index=8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GSbJkU9Lmw&list=PLYYGY7idJqxEGgRxW--kXjSuAhGom1oNa&index=9

>>213858045
celts were expert metallurgists and cultivators
germanics were white niggers
but romans were strategists and logisticians
conquest rests on logistics

Loved Red Dwarf when I was a teen but it's pure cringe on a rewatch now.

>>213858061
I wanted to post a porn webm there that I got off of /gif/ but it seems the filesize limit is smaller there for some reason

Grew up watching Red Dwarf and other British comedy

I don't know if I've ever even seen red dwarf in order. I don't know if I've seen any of those old tv shows in order. I remember that one show the Brittas Empire

ooooooo

>>213858004
*kisses you and starts kissing downwards*

>>213858119
That's a shame

leftypol out in the wild

>>213858125
Imagine if she didn't have any knickers on
corr

>>213858132
wow easy lad, I've not even met you
*grabs your head and pushes it downwards*

so bored i might actually have to read a book like its the 18th century

nuggies
tendies

>>213858097
UM

>>213858141
leftypol outside, with friends, expressing herself, living her best life meanwhile you're alone in your little rorke bedroom hating

>>213858141
This webm always tickles me
He just looks at the guy recording and just realises there's fuck all he can do

>>213858097
lame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7exJ6XweeI
ngl i would the mom

one time i had a poo so big it tilted the earths axis and send the planet hurting away from the sun dooming all life on the planet

>>213858176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhzy7JaU2Zc&list=RDuhzy7JaU2Zc&start_radio=1

>>213858149
UUGH UUGH UUGH

I remember that eastenders episode where a boy finds out his benefits scrounging dad couldn't read

>>213858075
Just say you hate kryton

>>213858172
i just dont get how he hasn't been beaten up, when i was a teenager emos would get beaten up by chavs for having gay fringes

>>213858190
Aye suck on that twink English poof

>>213858200
should have just taught himself online

>>213858200
>eastenders
unc must be ancient

>>213858190
>>213858210
*bashes you both and throws you out the thread*
poofters

>>213858200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSDj8ERUGVw

Try something different .... on /bant/!!!

>>213858196
YUCK

>>213858200
Woke brigade wouldn't allow a storyline like that these days (because the illiterate dole scrounger would be a Paki)

>>213858240
>>213858240
>>213858240

>>213858166
how do you recognize leftypol, bud?
how do your distiguish it from the other women, eh?

>>213858201
Unironically that too. Do people actually like him?

>>213858209
society gpt better