>Be thirdie
>Wake up in your hut on the beach to the crashing of the waves
>Beautiful brown goddesses you had a threesome with the night before are still sound asleep
>Get up, breakfast consists of fresh fruit you picked from the tree outside your hut
>Go to work whenever you feel like it
>Get home, stay up all night having a second threesome
>Before you go to sleep, post on /int/ about how much you suffer
Meanwhile
>Be firstie
>Wake up alone in cold, cramped apartment that costs you $3000 a month
>Breakfast consists of packaged slop
>Leave for work at 5 am
>Road closed due to public suicide makes you 1 minute late
>Boss writes you up for it
>Work for 12 hours
>Get home
>Evening consists of watching TV alone
I'm insulted every time thirdies claim to suffer. Only firsties can suffer.

There are those thirdies, and then there are the thirdies who work 16 hours 7 days a week in a mine working in unsafe conditions with no labor rights getting yelled at to go faster and getting threatened with physical punishment by hired private security who will then die at the ripe old age of 32 from lung cancer.

>>213858312
This
There’s a reason why they wanna come here
Op needs to travel

>>213858312
germany's a good middle of the road.
>work 30 hours
>best income to cost of living ratio of any first world country
>most beautiful country on the planet
>public parks, gardens, plazas everywhere
>can drink in public and no one cares
>no crime until recently
>cities clean until recently

well it was nice until thirdies got there anyway