Thread 213924475

Live your myth in Utah

I am not a mormon and don't want to stop by drive thrus to fulfil my diet of 2 gallons of pop a day or whatever they do there.

imagine kicking both of them down

>wearing sneakers with a suit on your wedding day
holy cringe

>>213924560
They would probably die

>>213924568
These are the bride's sneakers

>>213924475 (OP)
Mormon love is mormon life. One day I hope for a mormon wife.

>>213924621
sex with the mexican

>>213924621
Zamn. Latinas look like THAT?

>>213924475 (OP)
I’ve been to that exact location and it is indeed nice.

>>213924568
It would be worth it if you have to hike up a cliff for your wedding photo.

>>213924568
That’s just Americans in general. I’ve seen business students in college towns rocking suits with shitty sneakers. Even the supposedly classless USSR had it better.

>>213924827
americans' dressing sense is really bad. they dress like manchilds because apparently caring about looking sharp is gay or some shit. only cowboys, amish and those blacks who go to weird churches in deep woods dress like actual humans.
>Even the supposedly classless USSR had it better.
let's not kid ourselves here. commies are just chuds with a vpn.

>>213924475 (OP)
no thanks, might pass by it if theres a mosque though

Utah’s cool, and Mormons are very chill nice people. I fucking hate SLC though. That place is a hell hole.

>>213924788
But those aren't hiking shoes, they're just a shitty pair of vans

>>213924621
Mormon girls are effectively feminist without the official feminism similar to that blonde conservative bitch I forget her name. 90% of them go to college and if she doesn’t go to BYU it’s a guarantee she becomes a slut. Also mormons have a 50% divorce rate now. The women are breaking up families.

You can trust no woman unless she literally lives in Afghanistan

>>213925032
There are zero mosques between Provo and Las Vegas

>>213926357
Go to any Mormon "church". It's the same shit.
>Jesus isn't the ultimate prophet
>polygamy
>alcohol banned
>cousin marriages are common
>desert
might as well be Saudi Arabia

>>213926389
Mormoms don’t do cousin marriage outside of Hildale and polygamy is banned in every US state. That was one of the conditions of Utah joining the country was for the church to officially ban polygamy

>>213924621
2 > 4 > 1 > 3

>>213926436
>"outside of Hildale"
>feds had to force Mormons to abandon polygamy
my fucking sides. Yeah, you guys are just white muzzies, alright.

>>213924568
>>213924827
It's becoming a thing here too, I see politicians and business people in the news do that crap all the time sadly

>>213926076
Why does SLC suck? The small parts I saw seemed similar to Denver or any other American city in that region

>>213927145
Yeah it is pretty similar to Denver but much smaller, much safer, and much less homeless people. The homeless make it so you can’t really walk around the city though. The surrounding nature is beautiful though of course. There’s more hiking trails than you’ll ever be able to do in a lifetime

>>213927313
So it's actually a good place or are you another Ameriking?

>>213924475 (OP)
Bryce canyon... home...