Thread 214071465

if you kill a single gayreek you're destined to go to heaven with 72 quadrillion virgins waiting for you

>>214071465 (OP)
They are all male and are about to rape you for eternity due to your sin

I buy Metaxa, which means I am financially responsible for liver failure deaths in Greece

>>214071465 (OP)
so why am I not in heaven yet

>>214071465 (OP)
I'd rather die a virgin than harm a Greek

I'd rather die a virgin than saving a Greek