Thread 214874883

What is your dream job?
What is your actual job?

>dream job
Woman impregnator
>actual job
Hardware store employee

>>214874883 (OP)
my dream job was playing in the NBA but I'm 5'9" and not black or slavic

>>214874883 (OP)
>dream job?
not having to job out
>actual job?
no job

>>214874883 (OP)
ambassador
security guard

video game director at a game studio that i started myself
code monkey

>>214875025
I mean being wealthy enough to be jobless, right now I'm, in fact, living the dream

>What is your dream job?
consultant
>What is your actual job?
code monkey

>>214874883 (OP)
Dream job: museum guide, or cartography store clerk
Actual job: code monkey

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
As a child i always wanted to be a commissioned officer in my countries navy
You can see how that dream was doomed to failure from the moment I was born in a landlocked hellscape, I havent had a dream job since then although in my teens I briefly thought I could make it in data science and profit off the AI craze (that was 2017/18 so well before the massive ai hype that came with gpt 3)
But i quickly realized I lack the brain power to actually comprehend data science lol
My actual job is as a humble software engineer

History professor
HVAC tech/installer

>>214874883 (OP)
>dream job
International relations/trade or Intelligence
>actual job
Corpo slave

>>214875325
Welcome back mister Horthy

>>214875262
consulting is your dream job ??? Seriosuly nigga

>What is your dream job?
glownigga unironically. Would love to be a spy or geoinformation analyst looking at sateline imagery all day
>What is your actual job?
NEET but starting a tradie apprenticeship in two (2) more weeks

>>214874883 (OP)
>dream job
corpo slave (can unironically wear a suit)
>actual job
sc*entist

>>214875793
like mbb

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
embassy staff, diplomatic service
>What is your actual job?
office grunt for a literal scam company

>>214874883 (OP)
I don't know
I don't know the name

>>214876126
what do you do?

>dream
lighthouse keeper
>actual
office wagie

>>214875391
>>214876078
>International relations/trade
>embassy staff, diplomatic service

how old were you when you realized that most of these jobs get staffed by nepobabbies of politicians?

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
at this point, pretty much anything where I don't have to interact with people
>What is your actual job?
...

>>214876437
it's not over for me yet
i still have time to seduce an old female tory mp

>>214876358
that movie was great

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
None really, I've had a number of different types of positions within my field and have enjoyed precisely none of them.
>What is your actual job?
Nice try.

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
Paid NEETdom
>What is your actual job?
Data entry

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
porn star
>What is your actual job?
code monkey

>What is your dream job?
sailor
>What is your actual job?
sailor

be careful what you wish for though

>>214876842
how much does it suck
>>214876437
the nepobabies get the big dick leading roles but they still need footsoldiers to actually do the work

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
taxi driver
>What is your actual job?
pencil pusher at an engineering company

No I won't become a taxi driver. It's just my silly dream that I could make a living driving people around in a nice Benz 20 to 30 hours a week.. Maybe in my senior years.

Boggles the mind that some people dream of working

>>214874883 (OP)
NEET
Network Engineer

Everyday, I contemplate quitting and moving to some SEA shithole to live like a king off of my savings.

>>214874883 (OP)
>dream job
nepo baby
>current job
tradeslave

>>214876955
have you ever been unemployed for an extended period? that shit burns a life long fear of not having a job for even a second into your soul

>>214874883 (OP)
>dream job
musician
>actual job
unemployed

>>214876992
>Network Engineer
I tried to do this I went to community college and got a diploma in networking and got my ccna but I just couldn't break in at all so now I'm in an IAM role.

>>214877354
Landing a network engineer job with no experience is pretty hard. I started off as a NOC tech with zero experience or certs at an ISP. Got CCNA and CCNP. Moved up a couple of tiers. And finally became a network engineer after 2 years.

>>214874883 (OP)
programmer
software engineer

the lesson is, don't put all eggs in one basket or you will end up like that s𐐬yjak with a stove

>>214877792
>like that s𐐬yjak with a stove
what?

>>214875889
what do you conduct research on

i used to think my dream job would be something like "museum curator" or "art dealer" or "Michelin restaurant reviewer" where you get to experience the best things in life as part of your job, but once you get into the weeds of any profession it's still kind of shitty.
i just want to be wealthy enough to do whatever i want, whenever i want, where ever i want.

>What is your dream job?
Chef in traditional French or Japanese restaurant and paid a decent salary with decent working conditions
>What is your actual job?
Dishwasher

>>214878149
that tiktok with s𐐬y looking fag whining near a stove about not having life after focusing solely on his degree and career
i don't have it saved

>>214878229
oh yeah yeah yeah i know what you're talking about.
skinny faced dude.

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
US Secretary of State for my girl AOC
>What is your actual job?
SWE

cartographer
call center

>>214880236
you want to make maps? in an era of satellites?

>Dream job
Cartoonist
>Actual job
Software Dev

>>214876358
>lighthouse keeper
MY NIGGA!

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
NEET
>What is your actual job?
PermaNEET

I'm an overachiever.

>>214874883 (OP)
>dream job
baker
>actual job
prod support for blackrock

I love cooking so I could be either a baker or a cook. I have some fantastic ideas to set up a business here at my house, like selling sandwiches with marinated wine pork legs, steamed hotdogs and corn pies

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
Explore the depths of the sea.
>What is your actual job?
I sell sex toys..

>>214874883 (OP)
>dream job
carpenter
>actual job
software developer aka code monke

>>214874883 (OP)
>Dream job
Trader
>actual job
Engineer in power industry.

Looking to get into power trading. If anyone has experience drop some knowledge pls.

>Dream job
Rich and unemployed

>actual job
Poor and unemployed

>>214874883 (OP)
>Dream biology:
It used to be biology/marine biology, I was obssessed with it when I was a child. I dont have a pation anymore tho. Dont think I really want be anything. Guess traveling the world, going on an epic adventure, this type of nonsensual bullshit

>actual job:
Unemployed (thank god)

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
I don't dream of labour. I dream of contentedness and having a loving family, who I support and which supports me. I dream of living within a thriving community, which I likewise support in coöperation with my fellow man toward the commonwealth of us all. I dream of serving God and living a life of love for all that I may love the All
>What is your actual job?
Student looking for entry- or junior-level software development positions...

>>214874883 (OP)
>dream """""""""""job"""""""""""
landlord
>actual """"job""""
teacher

>Dream Job
Private tutor for rich classy kids
>Current Job
Controls Systems Software Engineer in Aerospace industry

>>214876842
Chad

Dream job
>having a farm for family and profit
Real job
>manufacturing

My dream is to just not have a boss and be able to take off when I want without repercussions. The sooner the world collapses, the sooner I can live out my dream.

The modern world has killed entrepreneurship except for the rich.

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
rich neet
>What is your actual job?
soon to be homeless neet

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
Freeuse cocksleeve for BWC.
>What is your actual job?
Warehouse assistant. Soon to be pharmacist.

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
No.
>What is your actual job?
No.

>>214874883 (OP)
>dream job
No fucking idea man. In my teens I wanted to work in diplomacy and end wars and shit, I even got a meme degree towards that, but I eventually learned that's not how the world works. If I could do it again I'd want to work with something remote so I could become a digital nomad and just travel.
>actual job
Grocery store worker at 34 years old, with no hope of escape. Literally this fucking meme.

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
Rally driver.
>What is your actual job?
Nighttime security & handler at a temporary holding facility for the mentally ill...
I wanna fucking die.

>>214881577
That sounds like actual hell lol. Do you get attacked a lot?

>>214881697
In a 5 night workweek I get spat at, kicked and punched so often it's barely even worth writing a report anymore. About 2/3 of the "clients" are brought in by the police from all over the greater Stockholm area. It's a mix of severe drug use gone wrong, actual mentally ill people and weirdos. Basically everyone that can't be safely in the hospital but need more treatment than the police holding facility can provide.

The amount of fucking times I've been forced to get tested for various STD's, infections and contamination because of them is enough to make me wanna go back to being a neet.

>>214881805
I have a friend who works as a night shift nurse in a mental hospital in South Korea. Shit is tough. Hang in there anon.

>>214881805
Fucking grim. Is the pay good at least?

>dream job
something cool like being a pro athlete
>actual job
accountant who just got his cpa

>>214881828
Yeah shit sucks.
>>214881844
Yeah and it's the only reason I'm still doing it. I get the average security guard pay which is good in itself but also full night pay plus hazard pay so I earn almost 3x as much as most of my friends do with normal jobs. It's the only way they can keep anyone employed for more than a week.

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
Over the course of my life, I've wanted to drive a truck. I've wanted to pilot a helicopter. I've wanted to work as a pro translator and interpreter. I've wanted to be a bouncer. Even medicine and law seemed interesting at one point. Right now working in a creative field seems appealing. I've always envied people who were able to bring a successful pop culture product to life with a contract that guarantees the creator a life long stream of royalty monies.

>What is your actual job?
I collect disability benefits/gibs, LOL. So much for that. Fucked for life, thank you very much.

>>214874883 (OP)
>dream job
MEGA RESELLER OF RARES
>actual job
local reseller hero

NEET
NEET

>>214874883 (OP)
Land surveyor technician with big salary
Land surveyor technician with meh salary

>>214882755
Seems cool. What region and line of work? >>214882755

>>214883076
Irkutsk oblast, construction

>>214875056
>ambassador
I always liked the idea of just doing paperwork elsewhere. Though an anon made a good point to me that the United States does not do diplomacy anymore.

>>214874883 (OP)
>dream job
RNB singer/rapper
>actual job
Banker

>>214874883 (OP)
Section 8 Property management. My uncle owns the buisness and I work for him. Almost every job we start looks like picrel. I have to micromanage Mexicans and Black people to clean and fix the places. I do the electrical and carpeting, then all the paperwork and the government pays us to put a baby mama with 6 kids in the place. I get service calls where baby daddy's usually threaten me if something doesn't get fixed, we never fix it. I use a fake name and hide my face alot because people we are forced to evict always just think they can shoot their way out. The pay is mediocre for the work but I've been getting denied from most universities because I dropped out of highschool.

My dream job is something in international business, traveling. I'd like to be a forgein service officer but that's usually a nepo baby job. I'd like a comfy desk job instead of doing work where sometimes our tenets OD and I have to do a smell check to see if their rotting.

>>214874883 (OP)
>dream job
Multi-media franchise executive. Bonus points if I built the franchise myself.
>actual job
Banker.

>>214874883 (OP)
I wanted to be a soldier
Im just work in a gas station though
I did a lot of stupid shit when I was15/16 and depressed like self harm and I got institutionalised so I have no idea if I could even get accepted now

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
High Finance
>What is your actual job?
Unemployed

>>214874883 (OP)
>What's your dream job.
Bridge crew on a cargo vessel space trucker style.
>What's your actual job.
Engineering crew on a fishing vessel indonesian style.

>>214874883 (OP)
>What is your dream job?
Neet
>What is your actual job?
Is this important? Any job is shit

>>214874883 (OP)
No.214874916
>dream job
Forest ranger
>actual job
Software developer

>dream job
Detective or investigator
>actual job
Pizza cook at an italian restaurant. At least it's an upper scale restaurant, but still it's torture

>>214881577
>Nighttime security & handler at a temporary holding facility for the mentally ill...
I used to do that but got lucky as there was a second security team there that handled the patients, so my only duty was patrolling around the parking lot

>>214876437
I got to met two persons having such jobs. Rather than nepotism, I'd say it's the amount of money&time you have to pour into having the skills for being eligible for such jobs. Neither of these two seemed to be smart enough for a STEM career, but they had clear what they wanted, and put all their effort on it.

>>214876943
You literally mean taxi driver, or just a driver as a private service (hiring a car with driver)? The former "works" close to 16h a day, it's like somo sort of self-slavery (I.e. the longer you work the more you earn.)

>dream
ideally remote high paying dev job with non-shit lax schedule so I have free time to work on personal projects and hobbies
>actual
none, just a retard that hasn't even graduated yet and whose academic career is hanging by a thread (28 btw)

>>214884949
as an alternative for my dream job, maybe a naval engineer or anything related to ships
alternatively, some business/finance analyst in some big name corpo, probably shit and unremarkable in reality but something about my childish self thinks it is cool and "mature"

>>214884976
Forgot to add, I want to wear a black suit and look cool while pretending I do important things

>dream job
game dev
>real job
manager of sales

>>214880574
>I sell sex toys
I'm pretty sure you have met many people with very weird fetishes while putting a spotless facade

>dream job
fighter pilot or astronaut
>real job
just quit being an auctioneer so neet i guess

NEET
DevOps (engineer/specialist/wtv)

>>214884824
This

>>214876437
The nepobaby part is the ability to attend an elite university, do pro-bono interships overseas, and to have enough money for language/professional courses