Thread 214878358

If Britain and France went to war tomorrow (no nukes, no allies) who would win?

Putin

France because they have Nafris and Blacks. England has Pakis and Blacks. Nafris beat Pakis.

everyone

>cute french refugee girls begging for asylum in my cunt
where do I sign?

Definitely France

I wish it would happen so we can go back to simpler times just for a few months or years or décades :(

France has a bigger army but our navy is more capable and I think the RAF would have the edge with the F-35s.

Tanks and stuff wouldn't come into it. Surface ships would probably be kept out of harm's way at least at first. The RN's nuclear subs are bigger and more powerful than the French ones. The air forces - the Rafale and Eurofighter Typhoons are pretty evenly matched but the RAF has some F-35s which mog both. I suppose it would come down to drone and missile spam and I have no idea who's ahead there.

Then there's the RN's F-35s too, even though they're the cucked VTOL version they would still be able to see and shoot down Rafales before they were seen.

>>214878358 (OP)
Us obviously (we always beat France lol)
>>214878381
This is the most realistic answer

UK would shoot down some Rafales with its F-35s, F-35s could bomb some stuff in France, British Eurofighters would suffer casualties if they would attack France, neither side has enough ammo stockpiles to hurt the other side significantly
land invasion of the other side is impossible aside from maybe special forces raids
it would be a draw, but Britain would probably inflict more damage on France than vice versa because it generally has more modern gear where it matters

>>214878358 (OP)
Israel.
This guy knew it but you didn't listen.