Thread 215024286

>be islamic bvll
>conquer roman empire capital city
>rename it to islambvll
fuck timmy gon do

Pretty sure Rome is the capital of the Roman Empire (RIP 753 BC - 476 AD)

>>215024651
uh ho...

>>215024286 (OP)
>be Byzantine Empire
>Turks at the gates
>meanwhile: "hurr durr how many genders do angels have???"
>fast forward to clownworld 2025
>gov seething at opposition instead of fixing literal anything
>country's a glorified open-air toilet, true inflation number is unknown
>if someone actually declared war, we’d get steamrolled in less than a day
but nah, keep licking cia and religious cult boots and pretending there's something worth being proud of here
>protip: there isn’t

>>215024931
>country's a glorified open-air toilet

>>215024286 (OP)
What did that accomplish?

>>215025172
Nothing

>be mudslime
>destroy civilization
many such cases

>>215024931
Why would you get steamrolled in a war?
I thought Turkey had a pretty good military

>>215024286 (OP)
Istanbuls official name was still Kostantiniyye during Osmanic times tho.

>>215025647
We do but no money. Economy is shit

>>215024286 (OP)
>timmus

>>215024931
kurd

Istanbul is bastardized Greek for "in the city"

>>215024286 (OP)
>islamic bvll
That's an oxymoron

Literally all Muslim Jihadis in the entire world have some intelligence agency's hand up their ass.

>>215025633
>be English
>ruined the world
Many such cases

>>215026515
>ruining the world is when communist jews rewrite history to subvert your culture and it gives me a victim narrative to kvetch like the jews to justify destroying your culture

>>215026515
>speaks English

>>215026658
>yeschad.jpg

>>215024286 (OP)
Your country's continued existence after the industrial age is entirely due to the Bongs and Frogs not letting Russia have its way with you. Don't act like you wouldn't have been absolutely annhilated in the Crimean War when some backwater christcuck Balkan sheepshaggers humiliated your entire ""empire"" and the Bulgarians singlehandedly drove you howling out of Thrace and ended up 14km from Istanbul, and that's with Russia threatening to invade Bulgaria if they didn't stop beating the everliving shit out of your joke of an army. Not to mention the catastrophes that happened when you faced off against a real nation (Muhammad Ali's Egypt) where you not only got whipped in the Hijaz and Levant, your soldiers were such shameless pussies that you were chased back into Anatolia proper and only survived because, again, the Bongs and French told him to stop.

Why do you retards act all proud and shit on the internet like you were always badass janissary conquerors when you owe your existence to sucking off the Western powers and crying to the anglos for help against Egypt (a supposedly weak vassal state)??? If the cursed Anglos and Fr*nch weren't afraid of the Hashemite realm stretching from Libya to Greece and had handed us some weapons and let us loose, or better yet let Egypt join the revolt against you cunts your country would not exist and you wouldn't be speaking T*rkish today.

>>215026416
That applies for pretty much every insurgency on history.

>>215026778
Nobody in the world thinks egyptians (excluding ancient egyptians) are in any way impressive or fearsome...wasnt your country founded by an ottoman albanian

>>215025165
you projecting anon https://youtu.be/Ysq8WKQzWIc

>>215026979
This wasn't the point of my post, Mehmet. Egypsies know our country is dogshit and we don't try to play ourselves up and act like badass mujahideen warrior or whatever and we don't ignore the times we got colonized or beaten in war (1948, 1967, 1973 etc). The reason why i emphasized Egyptian victories over the Ottoman menace is because i know, from previous experience dealing with T*rks online, that he'll say "well your cuntree was just a wilayah anyways hahaha Ottoman stronk turkiye kraldir", not because i have any belief in my cunt's military superiority or any other kind of superiority over any other country.

My point was that if his country was assraped multiple times by small vassal states that revolted and beat multiple armies of theirs, and if his country's continued existence as a Turkish entity is entirely due to the geopolitical conflicts between the major powers of the early modern age and not at all due to any supposed strength or power (lmao) of his based janissary ancestors. I know Turks and books don't mix but i implore you dear Mehmet to open a book about the Balkan wars sometime and learn how your hecking based ancestors were utterly trashed by christcuck peasants with cheap Russian and Austrian rifles before making the umpteenth post about "Muh Ottoman kangz!!! Muh empire!!!". You faggots (look up Koçek) would be speaking Arabic and Russian today if it weren't for the cursed Anglos cock-blocking the removal of a pestilent garbage ""people"" from the face of this earth.

>>215027421
nigga no one cares we are allah

>>215027421
Huge blogpost, racism and seethe but i aint turkish and i do not care for the ottoman empire. Who are the garbage people youre refering to though?

>>215027478
You and your ancestors were very powerful Mr. Osmanli (you're totally not Kurdish)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Konya

>Konya was Ibrahim's greatest victory. He lost 262 dead and 530 wounded, whereas the Ottomans lost 3,000 dead and over 5,000 taken prisoner, including many senior officers, including Reşid Mehmed Pasha. The Egyptians remained in possession of the field and took 46 guns, and the Ottoman army was scattered.
>Nothing remained between Ibrahim's army and Constantinople after the battle.

That would've been it for your empire and for any national consciousness for Turks or any Turkish identity for that matter because all your neighbors hate your guts and us Arabs are very good at converting conquered populations and teaching them our language, but then the Western powers (Bongs & Frogs) had to step in and sent a Russian army to save the Ottomans because they didn't want Egypt in charge of the Dardanelles. And because Muhammad Ali didn't want a war with Russia or the major powers he had to retreat and your country got to keep existing. Literally the only reason you still speak Turkish today is because the West was too indecisive to decide who should get the remnants of your "empire" and by the time it well and truly died they were too tired from fighting each other to finish you off.

Your country's existence is entirely because of the sufferance afforded to you by the West. If it weren't for them you would've been swallowed up by Russia, or even more hilariously, by Bulgarian sheepshaggers, Mr Based Oslamnlir Janissary. Stay proud of your military history though never stop being delusional. Have this little nugget while you're at it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lule_Burgas

>>215024286 (OP)
We gonna take it back thats what we gonna do

The Capital was called Konstaniye untim like 1930
>>215028354
Dont make me post the thing

>>215025633
Muslims saved your country from starvation.
Remember that.

>>215028301
Waiting for an answer

>one historical fact makes timmies piss and shit themselves while seething
This time OP is not a faggot.

>>215025647
Turkey imports like 50% of their food consumption, their economy couldn't handle prolonged war, and without the ability to use international trade they would be quickly running out of food

>>215024286 (OP)
>fast forward 2025
>it's poor third world shithole
yep, that's power of Islam

>>215028301
>>215027421
>>215026778
one of the few brown people with sentience ITT

>>215030044
Faggot bailed on my question hes a worthless shitskin

>>215025647
>No money
>Sub par heavy industries especially in technology and precision manufacturing
>Full of Turks

>>215024286 (OP)
>>conquer roman empire capital city
when Quran stated to pillage and destroy a city? That automatic kuffar by definition (no, you can be a muslim by stating shahada, quran never said that)

>>215030044
>he doesn't know jeetgypt vpn

>>215024286 (OP)
Rome fell in 476

>>215025647
anon, they're starving

>>215034097
he isn't that jeet