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What Would You Do If You Won $1,000,000?
Anonymous United States No.215781228 [Report] >>215781910 >>215782063 >>215785681
>>215781078 (OP)
two chicks at the same time
Anonymous Austria No.215781239 [Report]
Blow it all on hats
Anonymous United States No.215781245 [Report] >>215781391 >>215781519 >>215781937 >>215784476
Buy a ton of SPY
Anonymous Norway No.215781325 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
fart
Anonymous United States No.215781391 [Report] >>215781519
>>215781245
Probably this and a smol cheap home for around 100k. Then live very frugally and NEET off the 4% rule
Anonymous Poland No.215781460 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
Sit around and play vidya.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215781489 [Report] >>215781727
>>215781078 (OP)
why would you want your face in the news after winning?
King of the Hittites India No.215781519 [Report] >>215781697
>>215781245
What kind?
>>215781391
What's 4% rule?
Anonymous Bulgaria No.215781524 [Report]
1 millie aint much these days so that being said probably buy a raptor and expand my garden
Anonymous Finland No.215781607 [Report]
probably give it all to my mom
Anonymous United States No.215781697 [Report] >>215783415
>>215781519
>What's 4% rule?
https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/beyond-4-rule-how-much-can-you-spend-retirement
Anonymous Poland No.215781727 [Report] >>215782357 >>215783493 >>215784428
>>215781489
Probably contractually required by the lottery so they can advertise their scam.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215781740 [Report] >>215781794
>>215781078 (OP)
>£1m
That's enough to retire for a poorfag like me.
Anonymous Italy No.215781794 [Report]
>>215781740
same
Anonymous Italy No.215781885 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
net or gross?
Anonymous United States No.215781907 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
Spanish so dumb
Anonymous Norway No.215781910 [Report]
>>215781228
Fuckin’ A
Anonymous Greece No.215781937 [Report]
>>215781245
You're a millionaire, you can buy otm SPY leaps now
Anonymous France No.215782063 [Report]
>>215781228
Losing my virginity with 2 chicks at the same time
Anonymous Slovenia No.215782195 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
Open a subway
Anonymous Poland No.215782233 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
spend half and invest the other half so I don't end up like this retard
Anonymous United States No.215782357 [Report]
>>215781727
Here some states require lotto winners be public so that people don't think it's rigged.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215782501 [Report] >>215782806
Load up on VWRL. Move house to a more expensive nicer area with the potential for appreciation. Put the rest into a high interest savings account. Overpay on my pension.
Anonymous Brazil No.215782623 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
Invest everything
Anonymous Greece No.215782806 [Report]
>>215782501
So you bought an ETF denominated in euro that's holding like 60% US, so it can render the inflated us equity valuations useless as the dollar depreciates against the euro?
It's at 2.2% ytd as of Friday when its holdings+spy are vastly outperforming it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215783104 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
Fund a radical christian terrorist organisation in Albania to revive its catholic roots before they got butt-fucked into Islam by the turks
Anonymous Sweden No.215783179 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
Pay denbts, and invest the rest in indexfunds over a couple of years to minimize risking the money if there's a crash. Probably buy a new computer as well.
Anonymous United States No.215783258 [Report]
pay off mortgage
buy new car
put the rest into whatever allows me to live off interest
Anonymous United States No.215783415 [Report]
>>215781697
>schwab
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215783493 [Report]
>>215781727
Not here you can choose whether you want to go public or stay anonymous
Anonymous United Kingdom No.215784428 [Report]
>>215781727
No you can go anonymous, only legit attention seeking retards go public which is why the public stories almost always involve things going bad for them
Anonymous Sweden No.215784476 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
>>215781245
Put all of it in a global stock market index fund.
Anonymous Tunisia No.215785121 [Report] >>215785477
>>215781078 (OP)
Immigrate to France obviously.
Anonymous United States No.215785211 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
Buy property in another country, and start up a company there.
Who cares if it's immediately profitable? Barring all else I could just transition it into a restaurant that breaks even and I only run for a few hours a day.
Anonymous United States No.215785477 [Report]
>>215785121
And then collect welfare of course
Anonymous India No.215785499 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
Build a PC and then invest the rest into an index fund
Anonymous United States No.215785681 [Report] >>215786198
>>215781228
Dude, you can do that or around $600-$800. You don't need $1M.

As or me, a few bucket list assets and invest the rest into boring decent weekly dividend paying stocks and ETF's that I'd do my best to never HAVE (important distinction) to work again while at the same time being able to afford my hobbies: shooting things, driving recklessly, and fucking.
Anonymous Poland No.215785778 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
buy multiple properties in the Caribbean, live in one and rent the rest to rich white tourists
Anonymous Australia No.215786110 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
Probably just buy a modest home and then save the rest for some leisure and earn interest on it.
Anonymous Norway No.215786198 [Report]
>>215785681
Watch office space
Anonymous Peru No.215786463 [Report]
>>215781078 (OP)
I hate the fact that allod property doesn't exist anymore, otherwise I would buy a couple of hectares somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Pasco, build a giant 10-meter-tall x 2-meter-wide wall around the entire terrain, build me a giant traditional brutalist home (not whatever the fuck americans call brutalism), import as many slow lorises as I could, they are my favourite animals, a couple of southern pig tailed macaques, giant indian squirrels, and a serval, then buy me the best camera I could get and enjoy living on my home zoo.