Thread 215809731

Can you retards make up your minds already? Stop making new republics.

No and they will remain stuck in their strange artistically overthinking ways of failure forever

Who cares what happens in France? It’s basically the Brazil of Europe. There’s no such thing as French people in 2025. Should just name it the Peoples Republic of Western Europe.

>>215809857
>Brazil of Europe
that's us
France is the USA of Europe

>Name a prime minister once again
>For two weeks the PM doesn't create a governement because he knows he'll get cancelled by deputees
>Eventually the PM names a governement
>The governement lasts 12 (twelve) hours before being cancelled by the deputees
>PM resigns
>Macron has to name a PM
>He names the same one who just resigned
Jvpiter mind is beyond us

>>215810094
SO THAT MEANS THAT POLAND IS EL SALVADOR OF EUROPE?

>>215810094
Only in demographics and some philosophy. I would say Ireland is more like the USA of Europe all around though.

>>215810262
>please let me die
>'non'

>>215810423
NOTRE PROJET

Fuck your whore bitch ass mother the daughter of a prostitute

>>215810094
Unfortunately quite accurate

>>215810365
Explain your reasoning

The French revolution was the worst event in human history and we are still suffering from its effects to this day.

>>215809731 (OP)
I hope they eventually get every bougnoule out

>>215810547
"muh heritage"

>>215809731 (OP)
Fuck off.
I'm eager for a revolution to happen there so I can go and join to aid my sans culottes brothers.
>>215810581
>The American War of Independence* was the worst event in human history and we are still suffering from its effects to this day.
Ftfy.

>>215810683
Not even close. We didn't murder Christians and force state atheism on the people.

>>215810849
True, you were worse — a bunch of rabidly zealous New England Puritans and Quakers who lost their minds over anything that deviated from their flavor of Protestantism then killed them.
>Oh no, the Catholics! Quick, enforce state-mandated, American-flavored Protestantism!

>>215810683
least based iranian post

>>215810849
the only thing better than the mass execution of the wealth-hoarding inbred """"nobles""" would be the one of jewish bankers

>>215811140
End your life zutt.

>>215811183
My brother!
>>215811275
I accept your concession.

>>215811360
>>215811140
>>215810683
I dream of one day carving you and your family's eyes out with a rusty saw.

>>215811498
>most tolerant american christian

>>215810094
Not enough negroes and mullatoes in your country.

>>215810683
Basé

>>215811498
>Most sane New England Puritan

>brown
>irrational anticatholic hatred for a religion he's never known
>irrational antiroyalist hatred for a dynasty he's never known
the sainte trinité of cringe france.

>>215811838
>irrational antiroyalist hatred
that's literally what the revolution is about. it has been the founding belief of the entire country for 200+ years.
if you can't understand that, you can't pretend to understand its people, whether you agree or not.

>>215812011
Your revolution was done by a minority of Parisian merchants. There was no class or country wide khmer rouge style terror, it was all done by a very specific caste of people from a very specific place.
Which makes modern-day republicanism even cringier.

>>215812104
Yeah right they totally didn't conquer half of Europe as a consequence

>>215811140
>>215810683
Holy mother of based

>>215811608
We make up for it with moroccans and romanians

Why is France so hated in Europe when Britain, Germany, and Italy are RIGHT THERE? I've dealt with more rude English, Germans, and Italians whereas the French seem alright if you try to meet them halfway with a few simple French phrases.

>>215812266
>>215811591
>>215811183
You are both Pakis btw

>>215813071
Don't ever insult me by saying I'm from that subcontinent!

>>215813020
>Why is France so hated in Europe
Europe is our butthurt belt

>>215813020
We're French rapebabies
>Reconquista invites French crusaders
>They massrape
>Castillian Civil War, France come in to support the pretender they like
>They massrape
>Catalonia secedes from Spain and joins France
>They get massraped
>Charlie dies, Spain gets a French king, and Britain and Austria throw a shitfit. French soldiers come to Spain to support the French king
>They massrape
>Napoleon is invited to Spain, he kicks out the French king and puts his brother and his soldiers to support him
>They massrape
>Spain writes a constitution based on the 1791 Revolutionary French Constitution, king is restored, refuses to follow the constitution, he gets cucked into following it, France invades Spain to re-establish Bourbon absolutism
>They figuratively massrape us into disaster for the next 150 years
And now they just fuck Spanish underage teenage cunny in summer camps

>>215814806
Are you saying I might have some French blood after all ? That's interesting.

>>215813020
You're 3,000 miles away from continental France, we are a mere 20