Thread 215929928

They (someone else that isn't me) should make hindu godjaks, Buddhist godjaks, Zoroastrian godjaks, Shinto godjaks, native american godjaks, african animism godjaks and pagan european godjaks. Maybe even branch out to greek myth godjaks.
Much KINO remains untapped in the religious jaking world

>>215929928 (OP)
Further: there could be atheism godjaks, in which god is replaced by the cruel and arbitry hand of nature as it makes utterly retarded things which obviousness could be done in better ways but aren't as evolution is a blind process of chance

Nobody knows u cazz' about those religions

>>215930022
I care doe

>>215929928 (OP)
>>215929995
The problem is that the gods in those stuff are more like myth and rather funny.
Abrahamcuckery religions are still religions and not myth + their god is outright deranged.

>>215929928 (OP)
It won't have the same effect as Abrahamic jaks because nobody takes these stories seriously because most of it is just myths and folk tales. They're like what Old Testament stories are to Christians, considered irrelevant.

>>215929928 (OP)
Abrahamic religions are the funniest though and the most obnoxious so they deserve mockery.

>>215931322
Denounce vishnu

>>215931348
Never

>>215931322
Christians don't think the OT is irrelevant they just it meant mostly for Jews and not for them.
The OT to Christians is a compilation of why Jews were a shitty chosen people and so Christians need to do it better.

>>215931348
OK I denounce him what now. Fucking dumbass.
>>215931385
Except Christians simply dismiss stuff from the new Testament all the time. They're not autistic about Moses like Jews are.
>Jews were a shitty chosen people and so Christians need to do it better.
Jesus is still considered the King of the jews though even though jews don't acknowledge Him.

>>215931385
Most christians believe in evolution so they think noah's arc and the creation of humanity out of clay are alegoric stories. Maybe it's different with americans because of evangelicalism

>>215931348
Sure but that's not how it works in religions like Hinduism, Shintoism, Buddhism.
These aren't single dogma religions like Christianity or Islam or Judaism. There is no heresy. It's not a sin.
So, it's pretty laughable when Wignats or wannabe whites like south american tradcath larpers do the denounce xyz thing.
You can't denounce Ahura Mazda however because that's the one supreme God for Parsis. The religion revolves around Ahura Mazda, the good vs Angra Mainyu, the evil.

>>215931675
Would "denounce brahma" work?
>it's pretty laughable when Wignats or wannabe whites like south american
There's nothing racial about religion tho

>>215931675
Buddha?
DENOUNCED
Vishnu?
DENOUNCED
Ahura Mazda?
DENOUNCED
Amaterasu?
DENOUNCED
Waheguru?
DENOUNCED
Tirthankaras?
DENOUNCED
Jade Emperor?
DENOUNCED
Cao Dai?
DENOUNCED

Also all these religions are fake because reincarnation is probably bs.

>>215929928 (OP)
>guys please stop dunking on islam

>>215931786
>There's nothing racial about religion tho
The term "White" developed in Iberia to distinguish native European Christians from invading Jews and Muslims.

>>215931385
That's only for schizo evangelicals. For normal Christians ot is like funny lore with allegories foreshadowing the coming of Jesus

>>215931581
>>215931929
At that point just take the entire religion as allegory and archetypical lore. You end up being a Jungian Gnostic or Unitarian, barely Christian.

>>215931385
Nope, the Old Testament is valuable as both the progressive evolution of God's revelation and interaction with humanity, to much of the understanding of our theology and who God is to beautiful passages in books like Psalms, Song of Songs, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Lamentations.

You don't know that Psalters and later Books of Hours were some of the most widely possessed books?

The pseudo-Marcionist take of dismissing and downplaying the OT is heretical.

>>215931846
There's nothing cucked in this hadith. They tricked a horny teen into drinking titty milk and becoming "relative" of the woman. According to other hadiths this means the husband can deliever the death penalty to that boy if he's ever caught doing something lewd to that woman and the head boss of the cult himself knows about the situation. The boy probably fled the house after figuring out what happened

>>215932000
If that's the same it flag I've encountered elsewhere, they're not Christian.

>>215931893
The "limpieza de sangre" statutes didn't invent the term white. Were did you get this information?

>>215932119
they are they just see their religious myths as myths rather than facts.

>>215932116
>The muslimzilian takes the bait and defends islam
KEK I see you all the time

>allah made milk come out of his uncle's nipples so he could breastfeed, miracleee of islaaam

>>215932000
99% of christians outside of the US don't take those stories literally. They also have sex before marriage, something they shouldn't do even according to the NT. These are the vast majority of christians
>>215932119
No true scotsman fallacy

>>215932217
Now, that's a funny hadith. The other one is fine. Also I'm not muslim

>>215931786
You're missing the point.
There is no sin in denouncing anybody in Hinduism or Buddhism or Shintoism. There have been deities in these scriptures that have denounced different Gods or the Buddha himself.
>There's nothing racial about religion tho
I'm sure you've read the Old Testament so why lie?
Even Jesus rebukes a Canaanite woman who acknowledges Him as her savior and refuses to cure her ill child telling her that He can't go around throwing bread meant for the children(of Israel) to dogs.
The Canaanite woman plays along and tells Him that dogs are meant to eat crumbs that fall off the table.
Only then does Jesus accept her and heals her child.

For Christians this is a story about showing humility before God, but for everyone else it's blatant racism towards Christians who aren't descended from Jacob's lineage, which is 90% of Christians.

>>215932231
>subverter attempts subversion

>>215932174
There was a historical association between skin color and religious heritage. The term "Moor" can mean someone brown or Muslim from that time.

>>215932214
Biblical literalism is a consequence of the sola scriptura protestant doctrine. The catholic church accepts the theory of evolution

>>215932231
>non-christian trying to gaslight an actual Christian that goes to Church multiple times a week

>>215932310
You know tradcaths are seen as the weirdos evangelicalwannabes by normal catholics?

>>215932306
>which is 90% of Christians.
way more than that.

>>215932379
You don't know the difference between divinely inspired and literal register of truth? I didnt say most christians outright reject the old testment, I said they dont take noahs ark or flat earth literally. I never said people think the OT is irrelevant

>>215932231
What I said here (>>215932098) aligns with the official Catholic position (>>215932379) and contradicts yours.

Attempting to subvert the Bible by pooping on the OT is extremely anti-Christian and heretical. No churchgoing Christian could ever hold that position.

Maybe someone who last went to Church when they were 10 and is basically non-Christian could hold that belief.

>>215932379
>"Even though they contain matters imperfect and provisional," the books of the Old Testament bear witness to the whole divine pedagogy of God's saving love
That's what I was saying

>>215932450
The OT is a collection of books. Most people do take a lot of it seriously and literally.

You seriously think 99% of Christians take the books Judges, Chronicles and Kings as fake myths?

You don't even know that allegorical interpretations are limited to Genesis? And not even ALL of Genesis?

Again, this is basic stuff covered in Bible study sessions.

>>215932485
You are either very dumb or you have a mental condition. I didn't say catholics reject the old testament, I didn't "poop" on the OT, I just said most christian don't take stories like Noah's ark literally and the Catholic Church itself says the writting is divinely inspired but "imperfect"

>>215932639
>Most people do take a lot of it seriously and literally.
This isn't true. Most christians are not like that and you know it. You may call them fake christians but that won't change the fact that they are the majority of christians

>>215932662
We're not muslims, no branch of Christianity (Prot, Cath, Ortho) believes the Bible was downloaded into people's brain word-for-word like they claim the quran was.

Man-made book, divinely inspired (see: Timothy).

But no one sees the OT as just a big bunch of metaphors, it is mostly PARTS of Genesis which are given an allegorical interpretation.

>>215932711
Nope, been going for many years to Church, across the main branches and across countries.

I have no idea what bizarre Church you're going to.

>>215932871
I'm talking about mythological stories like people made of clay, noahs ark, flat earth and stuff like that, schizo-chan. They are all in genesis. I didnt say christians dismiss miracles in the OT, have a good rest of afternoon

>>215932871
almost all of it was. like the book of exodus is mostly metaphors too. thats how people kept track of history back then.

>>215929928 (OP)
Making fun of myths is beating a dead horse. It’s the embodiment of safe edgy Reddit humor.

>>215933057
People still believe in some of the religions he mentioned though.

>>215932000
Nigga allegoric interpretation of the Bible started with the early Christians

>>215931838
>Waheguru?
Who?
>Tirthankaras?
Who?
>Cao Dai?
Who?

this website died the day it banned soyposting or soyjak battles

>>215933250
This

>>215929995
>scene: explosion on black background
>naturejak on the far left screams OH MY SCIENCE and rolls 20s on four 20 side dice
>spacetime lattice gets spurt out of the dice, there is a bohr atomic model with electrons with the caption PERFECT!, then an animal cell model with the caption PERFECT!, then an ape thinking "what is my mind?" with the caption PERFECT!