Thread 215948687

You can only select one.
Which do you prefer?

>>215948687 (OP)
Left: Disgusting Yank Slop
Right: Proper Scran

>>215948687 (OP)
American but I would trade the pancakes for the blood sausage and tomatoes

>>215948687 (OP)
both at the same time

>>215948687 (OP)
I’m sorry americans but sweet does not go with savoury especially for breakfast. Right it is.

I don’t bloody think Sharia allows it

Full English but remove tomatoes bc theyre nasty

>>215948687 (OP)
hash browns and fatty bacon completely moggs having a giant plate of beans (lol) and canadian bacon for breakfast. wtf is wrong with britistanis?

>>215948687 (OP)
right

>>215948687 (OP)
if I'm at a diner for breakfast I usually order bacon, eggs and toast. Pancakes on top is way too much for breakfast

>>215948876
>>215948891
Of course you beaners would pick right

>>215948687 (OP)
Beans make me fart but pancakes are too sugary, so it's a tie.

Americans can't make fry ups because they only eat beef sausages (wtf)

>>215948885
>drop scones with oniony potatoes and half-cooked egg yolk is a meal
nice try, retard

>>215948687 (OP)
whole tomatoes suck
plain mushrooms kinda such
bacon is better than sausage
pancakes better than toast

it's really not hard.

>>215948687 (OP)
english breakfast is undisputed best

>>215948842
you're wrong. eat sweet first and then wash down with salty.

>>215948714
>beans
>>215948687 (OP)
beans and mushrooms are fucking disgusting, hashbrowns and pancakes are based

>>215949093
Those aren't pancakes, they're drop scones. They'd be fine as a separate dish but they don't belong on the same plate as a hash brown. Either way, the English Breakfast is clearly superior.

>>215949108
>let me tell you about your country
those are pancakes, you retard. and beans and mushrooms are gross. all bong "food" is terrible

>>215949145
>let me tell you about your country
>all bong "food" is terrible
all the fat has addled your brain, you adipose clown

>>215948687 (OP)
I could probably eat left continuously until passing out

>>215949039
>jeet pretending he's never seen scrambled eggs

nice larp my brown friend

>>215948687 (OP)
Those pancakes are unnecessary.

>>215949183
>mmm yes sweetened flour and baking powder with a side of burnt potato and onion mix how delightful
>omg did that angloid just eat a tomato with bacon those people are sick

>>215948714
>>215949108
>>215949167
It used to confuse me that pedophiles love the UK so much, but then i realized how large the paki and Muslim population there truly is

>>215948687 (OP)
>full english
>american baked beans
pick one britishers

>>215948687 (OP)
left:
>pancakes
delicious
>hashbrown
goat
>scrambled egg
good
>american bacon
based

right:
>mushy tomatoes
you serious?
>beans
LOL
>mushrooms
ummm... ok?
>over easy eggs
good
>sausages
nice
>canadian bacon
dogshit

>>215949223
>has never seen scrambled eggs

im sure if all of that was drenched in masala powder you would love it doe

>>215949225
America has more Indians, more Pakis and more Muslims. No wonder you like your 'bacon' to be meat-free and your 'sausages' made with beef

>>215949167
you eat jello eels, beans on toast and chicken curry. your food is fucking disgusting and you're ugly

>>215948687 (OP)
Full English. All American is a perfect representation of the country as a whole: a sad copy and pale imitation of European (British) superiority.

>>215949197
yeah it's weird to have pancakes and hashbrowns. it's also weird to have hashbrowns with scrambled eggs. hashbrowns go with runny yokes

>>215949223
>beans on toast
>cold eels
>>215949268
the UK is like 95% indian/paki

>>215949287
my diner order is over easy eggs, extra crispy hash browns, steak & sourdough or rye toast with butter

>>215949232
war time rations didn't end in bongolia until 1984. they eat disgusting bullshit because they didn't have real food after WWII

>>215949296
>bull testicles
>vomit chocolate
>synthetic cheese
mmm uma delicia américana jajaja

>>215949271
>heinz baked beans for breakfast is good
lmao
>>215949315
no one eats bull testicles
>blood pudding
>spotted dick
>indian food
>haggis
>stargazy pie
>marmite
>mashed peas on french fries
>french fry sandwhich

>>215948687 (OP)
>oh yeah this is TOTALLY what EVERYONE here rates EVERY DAY that's why we call it <COUNTRY> breakfast!
>*never actually eats all of this*

Why are anglos like this?

>>215949373
we actually drink bibisi cum straight from our white girlfriend's pussy for breakfast imc

i dont like those style of pancakes so i'd go right

i also wouldnt want to eat them with bacon and the other stuff

>>215948687 (OP)
there’s no such thing as an “All American”. and whoever cooked those slabs of bacon is not American.

>>215949475
>whoever cooked those slabs of bacon is not American.
Unfortunately for you, the sauce is not in harmony with your sentiment.
https://youtu.be/qNnHS62uDHQ

>>215949660
>born 1996
lmao.

>>215949223
>Posting half decade old soyjaks

>>215948828
thats barely a snack for an american man of a healthy weight

>>215948714
>tomatoes for breakfast
slop outta here

It’s amazing how Brits still haven’t figured out that bacon sandwiches are supposed to have a fried egg on them

>>215948687 (OP)
Left on weekdays before performing manual labor, right on the weekend while nursing a hangover.

Left if I want full deliciousness factor, right if I’m on a diet

just eat last night pizza for breakfast

>>215948687 (OP)
Full English is good but anyone pretending that black pudding (AKA a cooked scab) belongs on a plate at all clearly lacks tastebuds. Also baked beans do not belong on my fucking breakfast toast
Anything else is b

Hash browns and bacon from the left—eggs, sausages, and mushrooms from the right.

>>215948687 (OP)
Both of these countries are fat
Why, I wonder

>>215948687 (OP)
the murican. I want my ketchup squozen, not DIY.

>>215948687 (OP)
what kind of psychopath wants to eat tomatoes and beans for breakfast

>>215948687 (OP)
English looks much more healthy

>>215951966
baked beans are delicious and so are tomatoes

>>215949055
>whole tomatoes suck

Generally I shit on British food but their breakfast is the one thing they do right. My only beef is that it's not a "breakfast" meal, I actually prefer eating it as a lunch or dinner

>>215948714
never had the right but id like to try it. left is good tho

>>215952118
It's a Sunday hangover meal, where you break the fast.

>>215948687 (OP)
Both are way too much food for breakfast

Why is there a lump of raw butter on top of the pancakes

You're supposed to cook with it

>>215948687 (OP)
Both.

>>215948687 (OP)
if both cost the same, I'd select Full English, because it seems to contain more expensive ingredients.
>mushrooms, cherry tomatoes

>>215952671
The pancakes are hot. You spread pad of butter over them while it melts Smile

Full English, but barely any hotels offer it in continental Europe so when I'm travelling it usually ends up being either American or continental

>>215952746
Veggies are dirt cheap in Europe btw

I'd still go full Swiss most of the time, sometime I'd go full Bavarian.

>>215953137
God I wish I had a German bakery nearby

>>215953137
this is how they start the day in Bavaria.

>>215952797
Thats fucking disgusting, everything you do is so fucking fat

>>215948687 (OP)
All American is more balanced despite all the diabetus sugar.

>>215948687 (OP)
All American everyday
English breakfast suck ass
only the tea is good, but nobody in australia drinks tea, mostly coffee

>>215948687 (OP)
Full English looks better.

American ”””pancakes””” are so fucking disgusting. Still traumatized from the time I ordered pancakes in New York as a kid.
I know Americans love their drywall, but you don’t have to eat it!

>both kill you
>both look mid as fuck
but if I had to pick what to eat from this slopfest, one pancake, one slice of bacon, and one egg.

>>215948856
Here's the original

>>215953180
Them sausages aren't raw are they?

>>215948687 (OP)
obviously american
british food is genuinely repulsive
seriously, I was vacationing in the balkans recently - you know, great seafood, fantastic cheeses, fantastic meat, especially lamb, fresh fruit etc. And every morning I saw a british family eating their breakfast on a balkony... Fucking white toast bread (not actually toasted), margarine (not even butter) and canned ham. Good lord, what a sad sight it was.

>>215948687 (OP)
All American!

>>215948687 (OP)
amerilard for breakfast
bong for lunch

>>215948687 (OP)
I'd pick the plate on the right because it has more variety and nutritional value.

who the fuck eats beans for breakfast

>>215953943
I bet you're a cyclist too. Fuck off, egghead, go drive your Prius off a cliff.

The American one is way too carb heavy and then the bacon is too greasy. The English one is unironically superior.

>>215948687 (OP)
>beans with mushrooms
Yea youwent full english right there, never go full english

>>215953980
n-no.

>>215948687 (OP)
i like sausages and beans and eggs
sry but if I would live in a cold shithole with no sunlight wherei t constantly rains i would need this too to get fired up for the day

>>215954050
Mushrooms can be quite tasty when fried in butter for 5 minutes if you asked me.

>>215953262
Do you not butter bread?

Neither looks appealing to me. But I'd pick the American.

>>215956208
But this is my breakfast.

>>215956237
It are actually vlokken (chocolate flakes). No idea why I called it hagelslag.

>>215956237
>>215956254
I legitimately can't tell if you're shitposting or if that's actually your breakfast for today.

>>215956294
It's unironically a normal Dutch breakfast.

>>215956358
Shortly after posting i searched up vlokken.
It's real.

I probably should've done that first.
I am sorry if I came off as a dick in my initial comment.

>>215948687 (OP)
>no smoke, coffee, & vodka shot option
Anglos suffer

>>215956546
It's okay. We don't apologize in the Netherlands.

>>215948687 (OP)
I would choose right because less fats and sugar.
I would also consider the third option of dying of hunger though.

>>215948687 (OP)
english

>>215948687 (OP)
right seems much better mainly because those pancakes on the left dont seem to fit with the rest of the meal

>>215948687 (OP)
A Full English, offcourse. Why is it even worth asking when the choice is objectively this simple.

IMPORTANT REMINDER
>Edward Bernays was born in Vienna to a Jewish family.
>Bernays applied Freud's observations to convince the public, among other things, that bacon and eggs was the true all-American breakfast.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Bernays
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_relations_campaigns_of_Edward_Bernays

>>215957124
I didn't know that eggs and bacon was an American immigrant's psyops.