Thread 216036228

Hey greekbros. Why is Paris kinda...

>>216036228 (OP)
Extremely fuckable thighs

wtf i can see his penjis mods?

>>216036228 (OP)
Made by a Dane btw.

greeks wanted to genocide this

>>216036228 (OP)
...uncut?

>>216036228 (OP)
Why are greeks so gay lmao

>>216036513
>Why are greeks so gay lmao

>>216036513
Trojan Luwian zainichi, not Achaean kyrie

>>216036499
Greece didn't have many jews back then

>>216036513
>>216036472

>>216036228 (OP)
If that statue was realistic he would be covered in hair and you would not be able to see his penis because it would be hidden in the bush.

>>216037947
>because it's small*
ftfy

>>216036320
Those thighs would squeeze your weak little dick off, it's not worthy.

>>216036228 (OP)
This? This is what MEN fuck. Not faggy little troon "femboys." Not those 4'11 asian "twinks."

>>216036228 (OP)
paris is a pvp zone

>>216037947
greeks only liked the pre, or barely post, pubescents

>>216041210
that was the spartans

>>216041625
IIRC there were writings from all around the penninsula mentioning how they dropped their femboys after seeing hairs sprout on their faces

>>216041656
damn and they're greek too so that probably happened as soon as they turned twelve. fuck. that's horrible

>>216041723
Part of growing up is realizing that liking femboys doesn't make you gay, it just makes you a pedophile.

>>216041860
I've heard the term bi-pedo thrown around. I guess youth is just that enticing

>>216036228 (OP)
That one statue of David in Florence made me realize feminine boys have always been desired.

>>216042076
That one isn't very feminine. If you jack off to it, you're a fag

>>216041860
One is arguably better than the other and still allows you to go to heaven

>>216041966
>>216042187
Stop spamming your rule34 folder you faggot ass nonce this is a tasteful art thread.

>>216042227
well post your "tasteful" goon mats. then

>>216036228 (OP)
Not being able to appreciate the beauty of male (especially the young) body is a sign of low IQ

>>216042289
I don't share.

>>216036228 (OP)
biggest faggot in Greek mythology award
>dump super hot immortal nymph wife to go rape some slightly hotter spartan queen
>gets shit kicked out of him in literally every fight, only "achievement" is shooting Achilles from the back like a coward (even then still needed Apollo's aimbot hack to hit his weak spot)
>get shot in the dick with a poison arrow, die begging ex-wife for cure (she says no lmao)
>get older brother killed
>get father killed (the weapon used was baby nephew as a club, also killed)
>get sister and mother sexually enslaved
>get entire city burnt to the fucking ground
>it was all for nothing as her husband just takes her home
>the Odyssey literally confirms Helen was taken against her will, she's reunited with Menelaus and literally calls Odysseus a hero for rescuing her from Troy
...
>retards will still romanticise this faggot
hate it

>>216042343
well somebody's gotta post some

>>216042740
No, not really.