Thread 216037502

Tfw when an Englishman is mocking you for having been invaded within six weeks, while his country doesn’t have any bordering superpower to deal with, in addition of having nothing but sea as natural borders for the main island.

>>216037502 (OP)
You buck broke them so hard that more than a quarter of their vocabulary is French. Their blazon (French word) is in French. One of their most famous kings (Richard cœur de lion) didn’t speak a fucking word of English

>>216037502 (OP)
Just remind them they lost a war to a bunch of fishermen from Iceland

Froguloids be like

>Yeah, so what that we had a gigantic army, miles and miles of fortifications and a huge population. You've got a bit of water around so you have an excuse

>>216037502 (OP)
The biggest L for Brittoids is their shiny new Border Security Command, created by their beloved socialist dictator Starmer,
AN ISLAND. HAS. A BORDER SECURITY COMMAND.
Because it couldn't deter or control illegals crossing into its territory

We ain't mad at cha

>>216037659
>Gets BTFO’d by a bunch of drunk colonists and schizophrenic zealots that also constantly quarreled with the natives

>>216037731
There are boats, planes and a tunnel, jeet. Water doesn't mean much anymore

>>216037502 (OP)
How the fuck do you lose the French Alps within 6 weeks?

>>216037864
>"Completely missing the point" Award
All migrant traffic utilising these mediums is highly concentrated in specific routes, they already had a Border Force to handle all of that, Australia created a Maritime Security Command precisely because of its huge coastline being impossible to patrol, border security is a land border concept like in Jeetlandia
Why are you germanics so autistic when it comes to inference?

>>216037659
>a huge population
tb h krauts mogged us population-wise
even you had a more important population

>>216037867
Hitler already made a plan to split you Ribbentrop Style with Italy. You're just lucky that there were other geopolitical priorities. Today even Belgium could bomb you back into stone age

>>216037659
Now post the quote where he says the English are beautiful and the French are terrified of them

>>216037502 (OP)
The English lost their entire Empire without even losing a war which is more embarrassing.