>American day
>wake up at 4:30am
>get in your lifted Ford F150, destroy all plants and crops with your exhaust on your 45 minute commute to the warehouse
>clock in, and start hammering nails into your own hand
>time to start melting the fiberglass
>get Jose and Dequarius to help you lift the heavy sheets of fiberglass
>it drops on your foot, too bad you can’t afford to go to the doctor, so now you’ll have a broken foot for the rest of your life
>2pm: mandatory 10 minute lunch break
>warm up your hot pocket and burn the fuck out of your mouth because you need to eat it fast
>2:15-4pm: crush rocks with sledgehammer
>4:10pm: mandatory LETS GO ISRAEL chant with whole crew
>4:13-7pm: stack heavy buckets and boxes
>7-9pm: sit in traffic on the way home
>9pm: drink 12 bud lights and pass out
>European day
>wake up at 10am
>walk to cafe and smoke cigarettes for 4 hours
>go to refugee center and hug every refugee
>go on train to art museum
>stare at art for an hour
>go to park and smoke and drink
>pick your girlfriend up from Mahmoud’s apartment
>go to club and take drugs til 3am
>take train home
>do cocaine in living room til 8am
It’s not fair
>wake up at 4:30am
>get in your lifted Ford F150, destroy all plants and crops with your exhaust on your 45 minute commute to the warehouse
>clock in, and start hammering nails into your own hand
>time to start melting the fiberglass
>get Jose and Dequarius to help you lift the heavy sheets of fiberglass
>it drops on your foot, too bad you can’t afford to go to the doctor, so now you’ll have a broken foot for the rest of your life
>2pm: mandatory 10 minute lunch break
>warm up your hot pocket and burn the fuck out of your mouth because you need to eat it fast
>2:15-4pm: crush rocks with sledgehammer
>4:10pm: mandatory LETS GO ISRAEL chant with whole crew
>4:13-7pm: stack heavy buckets and boxes
>7-9pm: sit in traffic on the way home
>9pm: drink 12 bud lights and pass out
>European day
>wake up at 10am
>walk to cafe and smoke cigarettes for 4 hours
>go to refugee center and hug every refugee
>go on train to art museum
>stare at art for an hour
>go to park and smoke and drink
>pick your girlfriend up from Mahmoud’s apartment
>go to club and take drugs til 3am
>take train home
>do cocaine in living room til 8am
It’s not fair
