Thread 216069115

Noel Fielding edition

white men only want one thing and it's disgusting

poo smells

>>216069115 (OP)
Yep
Viz is right every time

>>216069126
two children?

Rorke is outraged about "white replacement" yet nary a word about gentrification

>>216069126
Waltuhh

Penny Lane sub-edition

do you lot ever feel like going back to the place you grew up
i do
i think about it a lot
maybe i should go

My next of kin is still my ex girlfriend. I don't have the heart to change it.

>>216069131
i wonder how many trannoids killed themselves since that photo was taken

pony blair

>>216069137
>>216069138
>>216069141

Why do asian girls love white people so much?

>>216069152
Um!! xx

i warned you all >>216068771
i told you all to fear the bull man.

>>216069142
Are Ian was a cheeky chappie.

>>216069148
also about all those people I went to primary school with too, how certain things just vanish before you know, like dew leaving the morning grass as the sun rises up, how a bolt of lightning is there one second and gone the next

therapist gf is NOT happy you haven't taken your medication

maybe i should shag the autistic bird at toil
i could rock her fucking world

>>216069148
No

>>216069135
Post two more examples

>>216069175
how come you're swiss and called buhlmann now

>>216069206
well that's definitely not allowed to be posted mate

i bet /brit/s taste in music is fucking atrocious

>>216069212
You can have one I can't be arsed with a second

>>216069222
I only listen to techno now

>>216069222
been listening to cowards by squid a lot recently

>>216069210
Immigrants are to blame for this

>>216069219
got banned for a few days and permanently muted on my bradleywalsh account last month

So why do the peng tings sit near me on an empty bus?

>>216069222
love coldplay and voting for the nazis me

>>216069240
dogshite
>>216069249
dogshite

be better

>>216069149
doubt its legally binding without marriage but you should change it

>>216069295
They'd probably ring her if she hasn't changed her number
I've got no next of kin tho. It'd just be mumberg

>>216069158
this is my korean au-pairs to me when I was a blond and blue eyed baby, so the old folks say
>>216069222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPyvKrU1DM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxrBSad5FWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-SbWVE2umU

get done lad these are BELTERS

>>216069270
what did you do for that to happen?

Listening to some tunes
https://youtu.be/WQQRcg3FB30?si=oa9IbzR2SJdttExj

>>216069238
yeah alright I'll accept it

>>216069222
No need to drop hints, buddy, you can just ask us to share some x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha914XeQtKU

>>216069315
kept telling people I'd rape them if they didn't call

Sir Judeo Christian

So far the mtg cards I’ve scanned are worth about $960

How do I even sell these

>>216069348
>Judeo
FOY

>>216069315
constantly bypassing the swear filter and bantering people based on their nationality. was just a ban then i kept doing it so they muted me.
so now i'm a swiss lad called aster buhlmann who is secretly taking his revenge against the site. plan is to win this tournament they have once a year where the winner gets to rename a tournament and then call the tournament something that can be interpreted as racist

>>216069222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QVH7e7Cne4

>>216069158
cant really blame them
its blue eyes and blond hair and that pinkish transparent skin colour
white people are the best
i say that entirely objectively
the whole world knows it inherently

>>216069349
TCGplayer
or Cardmarket in Europe

>>216069364
>call the tournament something that can be interpreted as racist
Texas Deport 'Em

all of these have been dogshite so far

>>216069364
Any chance of finding a woman to shag, mate?

>>216069131
lmao

>>216069148
i drove past my childhood home 3 times today. lived there from the day i was born till shortly before my 11th birthday. its a nice house, still my most favourite home.

>>216069393
y-yeah your mum!!

>>216069364
fucking god speed man I wish you luck, do update us on this

>>216069381
would have to be something really subtle to get past them

>>216069393
project on i'm successful and managed to get a gf before despite being diagnosed autistic

>>216069381
howl

THE YANKS ARE AT THE GATES

>>216069374
Don’t you have to be authorized to sell on TCGplayer or something

>>216069310
better off having your mum. would you want an ex to get your death in service payment if you died in some freak accident at toil tomorrow? meanwhile your mum would have to tip up for your funeral

not gay but i find it off putting if the bloke in a porno is fat or has a small dick needs to be handsome and girthy so i can pretend hes me

>>216069436
i always wondered why theyre so uncanny
then i realised what it was
theyre all heavily medicated

>>216069158
It's honestly pretty sad that you can tell Japanese women love babies and want to have kids of their own but can't because they'll never be able to afford it when their wage slave jobs work them and their husbands to the bone.

>>216069451
Well I wouldn't mind, neither of them particularly deserve it lol

>>216069420
how about "Pack Key"

hello

>Coca Cola begins rollout of Coke with real cane sugar
The de-corn syrup-ing of America has begun.

I would like to kill myself, aha

>>216069437
Not sure but you can sell them individually on ebay though with worse fees

>>216069467
dont bother then i suppose. i dont like my mother but wouldnt want to burden her with the expense of my funeral. she would probably get a massive room at the crematorium knowing nobody would turn up, just to spite me. but id rather she get it than my cunt ex.

>>216069469
perfect

grow up

ever wanked over your own MUM ?

>>216069535
No but I have had wet dreams about her

Still can't believe that fucking bellend expected us to post in a thread without a subject.

>>216069611
aussie runt

>>216069611
He needs his head chopped off

>>216069611
Best thread all week and it wasn't even /Brit/

>>216069640
take it easy Mehmet

>>216069595
The Earl's Garden in Arundel looks like this.

yankGPT

>>216069115 (OP)
So much shite packed into one image that I cannot make head or tail of it

There’s an episode of The Office (US) where the main guy burns his foot on a George Foreman grill, but the fat retarded guy has a cancer scare, and everyone is concerned about the fat guy and nobody gives a shit about the main guy’s burnt foot so he gets jealous of the fat guy.

I reckon in 500 years there will still be shit about Israel and Palestine

>>216069797
What's the episode where someone asked

what would i do without /brit/. love to drop in before, after or especially during a few red wines. I am old now and the brain is not as sharp as it once was. Cant always say i know what I should post, but the joy here is that it's /brit/ and theyll still be here to give you more (you)s tomorrow. It saddens me that one persons posts seem to upset so many people. Not the posts mind you, but that the poor losers (incels who get angry) could take it so seriously....my heart goes out to them....Post on my brethren, never leave (unless its forever)...........

>>216069787
not my problem and this lad >>216069135 enjoyed it
so get fucked, fatty, I'll edish what I want

>>216069845
In 100 years there won’t be a Palestine.

>>216069857
You are the one /brit/ poster who cares about editions

This is the worst general on 4chan by far

wonder how the lad with the massive hole letting freezing cold air into his bedroom because he had no windows is getting on

>>216069879
Yes.

>>216069854
You had enough wine for today, unc.

>>216069861
If you bastards have your way then sure I guess not

>>216069854
fuck off you old fart

>>216069905
You can't say things like that without visiting all other generals.

>>216069906
nithered

>>216069905
Not even the worst general on this board lmao

>>216069944
I have visited them
This general is by far the worst. Mainly because it's the biggest general /int/ (the worst board) and it attracts basically anyone who can speak a lick of English

35 years old and still havent learned how to make friends or bond with people

>>216069973
Most other generals are very slow so not really entertaiting.

>>216069861
there never has or will be a palestine

Todd, aged 13, Tristan, aged 13, and Jordyn, aged 16, were all last seen in Kiama at 10.40pm on Monday, 20 October 2025.

>>216070026
lemme check in the rape dungeon

>>216070026
100% a sex slave
damn im jealous
love to have this chained up in my dungeon

>>216069987
Lol hahaha (same at 33)

Andrew Godsen still missing 2025

>>216069857
I can confirm that I enjoyed this edition

>>216070079
very strange individual

Todd is a good English name. One of that rare class of surviving names from Middle English, like Ashley and Lee

>>216070074
Hm

>>216070098
all black man's names now

Do I cop

>>216070124
No, black men have names from the 1940s like Enoch and Winston and Adolf

GOD i wish that were me

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760945490976068.webm

>>216070074
Maaate

>>216070079
Reckon he's still alive

>>216070157
cop your balls and then sniff your fingers? yeah

>>216070181
Already done that

Racist, but I want to impregnate this ebony wench. Am I normal?

>>216070165
what? i meant in a video game obviously
and shes 16 (legal) (in a videogame, role playing as a captive in a dungeon, on a Minecraft server)

andrew godsen is buried under stephen fry's back patio

this one, officer >>216070224

>>216070026
Fuck. Just imagine pulling her knickers to the side. She must have the sweetest tucked-in pink pussy out there.

Made an insanely risky noncepost earlier (joking, of course) and now I'm worried it crossed a line.

well i can't sleep so that's just great

currently in heat

>>216070289
ummy

>>216070211
imagine the smell

Why does it always seem to be
I’m looking at poo, you’re looking at wee
It’s always the same it’s just a shame
That’s all

still spamming/flooding are we

>>216070239
are you role-playing as a police officer now?
have i been a bad boy? x

for real though, 16 is legal, to roleplay in a video game

>>216070313
musky

>>216070211
god she's so fit

New
>>216069282
>>216069282
>>216069282

>>216070160
that's just wrong

>>216070289
alri jordyn
hot is aus isnt it

You lads looking forward to the next celebrity traitors episode then?

+1 to my post count
+1 to my nights sleep count

will avoid the beast thread and instead continue to think about Jordyn

Im an evil ugly incel freak but I've got the classic non-threatening american golden retriever face so all these peng lasses think it's fine to sit near me but it's not fine it hurts

One dogshit zinger after another

>>216069456
They only want white babies which is why they dont breed o algo

>>216070397
how full do you think she is right now?
im going to say shes been stuffed (with food, in a minecraft server) nonstop since she disappeared
her legs must be ravaged red raw (from all that walking of course, in a video fame)
corr, this heat is getting me all sweaty

>>216070402
low doorways/ceilings in that place
wonder how old it is

>>216070448
white people can't breed either, only africans and afghans are still going strong

>>216070423
Hate that whole golden retriever shit
White men acting like pushovers and clowns

>>216070461
kill yourself
not in a video game, in real life

those irish getting rowdy aye

>>216070479
Jews too

>>216070211
Name?

>>216070492
Nothing ever happens

>>216070491
why would you say something so horrible and rude?
what the hell is wrong with you dude

>>216070461
blimey

I get aroused by
Electronic hardware

mods will do fuck all about the illegal posts in this dead thread
it's actually over

>>216070503
something seems to be happening
https://x.com/fatima_gunning/status/1980714630059086223

lovely name jordyn
lovely name
wouldnt mind a lifeless doll named jordyn
something you can take out when you want to play with and then put back in the cupboard once youve had your fun with
love toys me

No need to update my pc because all the games are SHIT now

>>216070549
what illegal posts are you talking about

>>216070583
the ones about raping that child

omds

I’d sniff her dumps.

Muculent Ooze

>>216070550
kek the mods over at /r/Ireland have already begun to lock down everything

>>216070599
cute x

>>216070549
I get with a permanent ban for child porn once a month and then it's gone again filing an appeal saying I've done no such thing.
I don't know what their system is doing but it does nothing against the 3 different pedophilic spammers that aren't mousenonce or gingerpedo.

>>216070590
youre being silly
are all Canadians this sensitive and delicate?
no one made posts about raping children

>>216070486
Cant help it i look like a sweetheart and i am one

>>216070635
kill yourself

>>216070550
>posts a video where literally nothing happens

nth for the holodem

might go on brit and larp as a christian

cancelled my subscription to The Times this afternoon, was a bit annoyed that you can register online but have to call and wait and explain yourself to cancel (the EU outlawed that shit)

the lady asked me why I'm cancelling and I told her it's because I'm going to prison for murdering the last person who wouldn't cancel my subscription. she didn't laugh at my joke.

just dawned on me that those calls are recorded to.

>>216070667
look at the class divide in them comments corr

>>216070649
thats hate speech mate
you can be banned to telling people to kill themselves
if you dont like the people or posts in this thread you can leave, youre not even a native and youre not exactly contributing to british culture are you

Is Stalker 2 shit?

>>216070725
just tell them the truth about your autistism if anyone chases you up

We should all have been on the pillar of autumn together

>>216070725
The AA is like this. Only cancel by phone. I just told him (Indian) it's because I got a new car and the breakdown cover came free with it but he still tried to argue about keeping it. What a fucking twat lmao

>>216070731
almost looks like all the "wrong" opinions were deleted

>>216070667
grifting a protein ball am me

>>216070725
>>216070764
dadberg went to cancel Sky once because he heard that if you try to they offer you shit like free sports, movie channels for 12 months or 6 months half price but when he phoned they cancelled it without offering him anything and had to sign back up to a more expensive deal lol

>>216070809
They played him like a fool

>>216070788
Flag collected

>>216070809
this never happened
nice larp

>>216070839
Newfag

>>216070725
>I'm going to prison for murdering the last person who wouldn't cancel my subscription
based. sic semper customer servitiis.

>>216070759
kronii doing the needful and charging up another hadouken

It’s Wednesday tomorrow

green

>>216070871
it's fus ro dah x

>>216070725
>subscribing to the times in the first place

throatberg isn't doing so good gents, kinda making me feel a bit feverish too, can this post reach 500 likes and for every like I get i'll do one press up?

update: OMDZ 1K LIKES THANK YOU GUYS THIS IS MY MOST LIKED YOUTUBE COMMENT YET!!!

just watched a tourist catch a moroccan man trying to shag a monkey

erm...lads?

>>216070895
he never subscribed in the first place, it was a joke retard

https://migranthotels.net/

fascinating website

>>216070885
next kronii's in japan she needs to link up with kson

If I had schizophrenia,the voices would be generated by my brain,so that would mean the voices know everything about me,but they can also relate to me, which means that I could just straight up be friends with them

Was trying to get some work done when a blonde bird in tight volleyball shorts sat near me and my throat got dry and i just stared at my evil laptop screen and couldnt do anything

>>216070999
they aren't personalities mate

>>216070975
MI5 IP tracker

>>216070951
>Protestors show up
>Shout and yell a lot, throw some objects
>Eventually everyone gets bored and goes home
There saved you several days of following another nothingburger story.

>>216070999
Whenever I go outside I get a repeatably uncontrollable thought that everyone who sees me is thinking awful things about me. I have to scream internally to drown out the thoughts that tell me to harm them. Daren't tell gpberg this.

>>216070951
WTF are they acting refugees?

>>216070952
>>216070895
their archive is really good, you can read their papers all the way back to to 1780s. I don't care for the modern paper, just did a free trial subscription to find my great-great-granddad's obituary

*rorke just took a bite of a mild chicken tikka*
ooh hot hot hot
he need some milk!!

doing the cheeky double espresso right before sleep trick

Evening team. Just winding down for bed now. Glass of cola with a slice of lemon. It's lush

>>216071039
maybe stop dressing like a woman then mate
behave
youre a bloke in a dress
of course people are going to point and laugh

Driving lesson at 12:00 pm tomorrow as well. Should be fine

>>216071094
have a little grow up you weasel

have a little wank
do a little poo
get down tonight

I like to say brot instead of bread.

>>216071128
genuinely what kind of cunt has their obituary in the times
what was he a celebrated slave trader?

/brip/

wahey

Jacob Rees-Mogg's dad was editor of The Times from 1967 to 1981.

I'm a go-getter you see team. I take the initiative in my life and always try to better myself.

https://youtu.be/vwmtbIWPdf8?list=RDvwmtbIWPdf8&t=1676
me in the mask

>>216071218
Wonder what they looked like after the beating

>>216071227
What’s your plan to work your way up the company ladder?

>>216071218
much as i don't like em i don't think they deserve to be beaten up if they're minding their own business

might get a job that involves metalworking

>>216071218
Where's the picture from after she was beaten up?

the new youtuber i was watching turned out to be another crazy woman again

>>216071261
If this story is true, which I doubt, I very much doubt we’re hearing the why of their being beaten

>>216070999
Every person (with or without schizophrenia) has a dialogical self.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gydbp9F780

>>216071127
what type of car you driving

>>216071279
Just made that joke dickhead

This is going to surprise you lads, but you don't deserve to be beat up just for dressing differently

>>216071308
one with a MANual TRANSmission

>>216071320
yes you do

>>216071327
kill yourself

>>216070975
>Hugh Laurie lives a two minute walk from a migrant hotel
lmao
wonder who he votes for

>>216071320
You deserve to be beaten up for being a freak.

Give me one argument against taking in refugees
And no it can’t be racist nonsense

>>216071350
I'd like to see you try you little gimp I will fucking floor you

>>216070550
they rioted like a couple months ago and the fuss died out after a day

>>216071039
are you taking anti-psychotics?

>>216071320
are you sure?

reported a mapleleaf for maling jokes about trans folk
disgusting behaviour
hate speech is not on

locking up 16 year olds in a sex dungeon however, in a video game, legal

my pussy is real

>>216071376
Instantly knew that was Germany

Australians just don’t fit in here

>>216071386
then have an abortion

nonce sense

>>216070090
Loved reading this, was a hoot the whole way through!

>>216071395
how?

>>216071346
:D

Just done an absolute little runt over on /tv/

>>216071259
Don't really want to work at ALDI long term

>>216071308
All I know is it's a manual.

Just saw a little black kid get pulverized by a car kek

>>216071417
It's the most degenerate place on Earth. No one would bat an eye lid at that guy walking past. Except obviously an importaki

I can lift things with my mind

>>216070090
why does he keep falling for it

>>216071433
qrd on the runt doing

>>216071432
lmao

>>216070951
oim oirsh

>>216071444
yeah.. men's shirts

>>216070090
Dadberg loves the viz. I always get him some old editions for his birthday and christmas

Who is saving my Klinefelters?

GET IT MADE

>>216071492
you're not the real hooves
he left when deegs left

>>216071291
>again
?

>>216071507
Diego hasn't posted here in years though