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Anonymous Germany 10/22/2025, 7:59:39 AM No.216076017 [Report] >>216076089 >>216076324 >>216076387 >>216076545 >>216076915 >>216076996 >>216078788
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>Germans don't overheat

What is their secret?
Anonymous Latvia 10/22/2025, 8:05:43 AM No.216076089 [Report]
>>216076017 (OP)
germans are adapted to the searing desert heat and relentless tropical sun. the ones who live in cities, anyway
Anonymous France 10/22/2025, 8:27:42 AM No.216076324 [Report]
>>216076017 (OP)
Holy shit I noticed the same thing their trains are stupidly overheated I visited in autumn,weather was great but everyone was in full winter gear
Anonymous United States 10/22/2025, 8:32:13 AM No.216076387 [Report] >>216076395
>>216076017 (OP)
I thought krautfags tolerated the cold fairly well though? Why dress up like Michelin man?
Anonymous Germany 10/22/2025, 8:32:47 AM No.216076395 [Report] >>216076517 >>216078560
>>216076387
>Why dress up like Michelin man?
We dress up like one, you are shaped like one.

We are not the same.
Anonymous United States 10/22/2025, 8:40:17 AM No.216076517 [Report] >>216076533
>>216076395
>you are shaped like on-
Correct, now my answer my question you paperwork fillin', schnitzel munchin', settler of catan playin', energy starvin' autist of a krautnigger
Anonymous Germany 10/22/2025, 8:41:12 AM No.216076533 [Report]
>>216076517
>now my answer my question
I have very cute and sensitive nipples, they must be shielded from the cold at all times.
Anonymous Russian Federation 10/22/2025, 8:41:54 AM No.216076545 [Report]
>>216076017 (OP)
That's why Germans don't need AC.
Anonymous Iran 10/22/2025, 9:09:58 AM No.216076915 [Report] >>216076926
>>216076017 (OP)
They DON'T DO THAT in Deutschland.
Also
>Reddit screencap
Rope yourself.
Anonymous Germany 10/22/2025, 9:10:46 AM No.216076926 [Report] >>216076945
>>216076915
>Rope yourself
You are often nice to me but sometimes you can be really mean to me.
Anonymous Iran 10/22/2025, 9:12:41 AM No.216076945 [Report] >>216076954
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>>216076926
I despise any thread that begins with a twatter and reddit screencap.
They're not even good baits.
Anonymous Germany 10/22/2025, 9:13:15 AM No.216076954 [Report]
>>216076945
:D
Anonymous United States 10/22/2025, 9:16:28 AM No.216076996 [Report] >>216077009
>>216076017 (OP)
Hm my wife is German and always complains about being cold. as I type this I am laying in bed with just underwear, while she is in full pajamas and under two blankets
Anonymous Germany 10/22/2025, 9:17:08 AM No.216077009 [Report] >>216077035
>>216076996
do you let her poop on your chest
Anonymous United States 10/22/2025, 9:18:45 AM No.216077035 [Report]
>>216077009
no but I do tease her over an imaginary scat fetish by virtue of being german
Anonymous Sweden 10/22/2025, 9:18:55 AM No.216077039 [Report] >>216077073
Here in Sweden our brown new Swedes always wear puffy black winter jackets because its fashion o algo
Anonymous Sweden 10/22/2025, 9:21:30 AM No.216077073 [Report] >>216077107
>>216077039
Why you pretending its an immigrant thing
Anonymous Germany 10/22/2025, 9:23:40 AM No.216077107 [Report]
>>216077073
>t. ahmed
Anonymous Germany 10/22/2025, 10:13:47 AM No.216077911 [Report]
HELLO?????????
Anonymous Finland 10/22/2025, 10:49:19 AM No.216078517 [Report]
it's because of their draft superstition. they believe if you ever experience chilly temperature you immediately get cold.
Anonymous Austria 10/22/2025, 10:52:06 AM No.216078560 [Report] >>216078570
>>216076395
sent him fyling
Anonymous Germany 10/22/2025, 10:53:08 AM No.216078570 [Report] >>216078731
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>>216078560
>sent him rolling
Fixed for accuracy.

Pic related is what happens when you try to make Americans fly.
Anonymous Austria 10/22/2025, 11:01:52 AM No.216078731 [Report]
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>>216078570
Anonymous Brazil 10/22/2025, 11:04:38 AM No.216078788 [Report]
>>216076017 (OP)
Autistic people have poor thermoregulation
Anonymous Poland 10/22/2025, 11:04:53 AM No.216078795 [Report] >>216078813
Maybe they were very heavily swaddled as babies and have very little brown fat left? People develop their ability to offset cold when they're toddlers.

...They're half-way cold-blooded, IN GERMANY.
Anonymous Germany 10/22/2025, 11:06:01 AM No.216078813 [Report]
>>216078795
The only thing that will keep a German warm is being hugged & cuddled by a Pole