Thread 216088457

chappy edition

dog shit brazil edition yet again this loser is obsessed with celebrities what a mong

sometimes i'll go on my phone to falseflag as some random poster
banter innit

>>216088457 (OP)
wish i looked like her

>As at 21 October, 36,734 people had arrived in the UK by small boat in 2025.
GET. THEM. OUT.

just got back to my personal pc from wfhtoil

>>216088498
if you looked like her I'd be fucking your bum so probably for the best

>>216088509
the small boat cronem as it were

HI!

what the fuck is going on with the weather i have to put a jumper on because it's cold but then i start sweating like a pig

>>216088542
Maybe you're just fat

overwatchtoil looms

>>216088546
UM x

Mumberg has insisted to come to my place and clean it. I don't get it I'm 30 I've lived alone since 16 and I've always been clean. I even visited them not long ago. I want my weekend away from toil damn it

>>216088509
>claimed to have been been a victim of modern slavery at the hands of smuggling gangs in France.
why is france, an EU nation, allowing this to happening and allowing them to come here

well that's lunch done then

get your fucking willy out for the small boats

>>216088565
Perhaps she wants to make an excuse to see you to tell you the bad news

mad how my phone's camera from 8 years ago looks better than my current one

my hands and feet are cold but my torso is boiling. need to wear boots and gloves but completely naked everywhere lese

>>216088542
rorke asking whats wrong with the weather after denying climate change for 2 decades

>>216088509
at 40k a head they will cost the treasury £1,469,360,000

black pussy CHANGED rorke

doing a gay porn poo haka

>>216088612
Should have got an iPhone

watching this tiktok from some place in europe and there's pakis all over the shop lmao

>>216088646
Stupid Turkish sket

>>216088646
we already discussed this one

Do these glasses look ok? I like the style

>>216088646
Silly but also weird Mordor name

fittie on the chase

>>216088646
sounds romanian not turkish

>>216088674
nerdy ahh glasses bruh

>>216088674
alri john lenin

>I can advise that on review the Fixed Penalty Notice has been cancelled

she didn't pay the £150

>>216088674
Any glasses look good and handsome people

>>216088674
Used to wear a pair like this. Liked it personally but constantly got people saying it looks like harry potter which just pissed me off. Switched to clubmasters
Not worth the hassle

>>216088674
t. freud

We love the Asian tings. We love the Hapa tings.

left on read by mates and my sister while theyre out tonight
shes visiting me and went out with my female mates but i left early to check on the dog and now theyre probably getting coke and all just cheating on their bfs
just wanted to stay up to ensure she doesnt get raped by an uber paki but she hasnt replied for 3 hours

>>216088721
>Switched to clubmasters
chad move

are the wombats any good

The truthnuke

Just saw two lads standing together on an electric scooter going down the road
Lad at the back was holding the bigger lad in front round his shoulders

day 2 of being locked inside the stables

>>216088745
Any charlottes in the group?

>>216088770
bet hay tastes like shit

>>216088600
What bad news? She's always been straightforward about bad news. I think she's just worried I might to myself or something like that.
I love her but we is also the only time when I get to really rest, it's annoying

>>216088776
no
my ex was a charlotte aka lottie

>>216088770
let him out

well that's rorke done then

>>216088770
Why the long face?

>>216088665
>>216088680
>>216088697
i'd shag her whatever she is

>>216088522
ummers

New ee router just been delivered. Thing is easily twice the size and weight of the old one.
The power cable is longer though which is a blessing

>>216088790
Dunno maybe she has the cancer or the meningitis

Um!! xx

>>216088820
all the spyware

>>216088820
Ee are a phone network

>>216088815
She can pour hot coffee on my bollocks any day

>>216088820
extraordinarily BORING post

>>216088798
he’s not going anywhere

>>216088820
ok grandpa

>>216088843
thanks rorke

>>216088830
She called me last time she had a tumor. I don't want to be mean to her but it's annoying for the both of us I hope she would just leave it

Got some classic kesha on

White ppl get mad and jus start saying anything talkin bout “FUCK my fucking ass!” Dude, relax

Blimey, im quite left wing aren't I

>>216088880
Perhaps she's being blackmailed by a criminal syndicate or go have tasked her with planting some drugs in your home so you take the fall for one of their lackeys

Listening to Young And In The Way. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.

Watching the online lefties still utterly deranged over Russia and blaming Putin for everything short of the weather really is a sight to behold

>>216088920
libertarian but entitled

i know mousey wouldnt approve but ive been very entertained by the grey squirrels today

>>216088911
just a tiny little lick? please?

The fact is this cloud looks like a bull jumping over a fence at high speed

>>216088954
his name is 'mouse' please call him that.

>>216088920
Literal robot

>>216088980
oh no what happened to his y

Right, well clearly I should use the new longer cable to hang myself.
Cheers lads!

>>216088911
Would, would, would

>>216088995
he said he prefers to be called mouse

how old were you lads when you had your first wank?

>>216089021
can i call him tob

>>216089047
no

>>216089040
10 with my uncle

>>216088929
Get out of the way lad, big man coming through

Anyone else remember the frogposter who posted Pepe’s which always had the same iPhone filename

Trees are nice aren't they
Grass too but less so when it's wet

taylor swift has a song about her bfs knob in her new album

mental how poo is brown
mad how there are other things that are also brown

i’m going to say naughty things in the town square

Have you ever felt blackpilled?
Have you ever felt FURIOUS?

>>216089122
Shake it off was released in 2014 mate

>>216088920
did this test and apparently i'm in the same wave length as north korea and china xx

>>216089122
Is it black and big

fucking look at thim hes right up in the very top of the tree eating bits of it with his hands whilst he stands twixt twain twigs upon his talons

Got some classic danzig on

>>216089120
Not good when you walk on grass that's just been cut and it's wet. Sticks to your shoes like shit to a blanket, then you end up tracking it into the house and have to hoover

>>216089120
the trees outside my house can fuck off

i need an adult

>>216088626
Better tax the middle classes some more

I have a genius white intellect

you lot had a christmas sandwich in your meal deals yet?

>>216089211
sc

a brew and 2 choccy biccies hate to see me coming x

>>216088646
I would have done that too. Whats wrong with that?

>>216089211
biomassian

nigga name is keir

>>216089224
*Twirls moustache*
Hello there young man, do you need some help?

the misadventures of fat spackerman

cocks go black this weekend

not a battymans but i have to say spaffing with something up your arse is peng

>"I've kicked those other guys to the curb"
>"You're my one and only, Anon"

>>216089173
Why’ve the Jews just been shoveling us back the same pop shit for the last fifteen years
It’s all the same people and genres

>>216089327
a malapontesque musing

>>216089211
holy guacamole americans are fat fucking pigs

>>216089325
Not a fan of this attempt at a new gimmick

alright you little maggots?
toils done, gf getting ready to come over. How’s your day been

Can’t imagine anything more effeminate than a conservative man
>I’m too scared of people different than me. I hate them!
>I want to make trump and other pedophiles richer! Grrr so manly!

>>216089372
It's harmless though

>>216089388
Fuck off, prick

>>216089419
This is sure to rile them up and get a lot of replies nice one mate! Heres a (you) :)

right where’s that little nonce who spams with the belgium flag, I want him to be entertained for a while dance MONKEY

>>216089466
Someone spunked on your spice cake mate

I have never heard of Caerphilly before and I refuse to hear of it now.

>>216089427
That's what they said about the tranny, mousenonce and the belgcuck.
Now look at them

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216089466
*reticulates my jaw and puts the whole thing in my mouth, followed by your fingers hand and arm *

the proverbial /brit/posters

>>216089470
tell him to kill himself too he needs to hear it every day

Six years to the day since I last inserted my penis inside a vagina. Can remember the exact moment I pulled out for the last time.

>>216089514
>young people
I'm 28

>>216089320
the definition of battyman

>>216089466
Cooooorrr, that looks lush lad.
Go on, gee us a slice lad

1 minute 10 seconds since I ate a banana

>>216089519
Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all as they say

>>216089533
28 is young
I'm 38, nearly middle aged

bit of rdr2 toil then a short cookingtoil then bedtoil

>>216089514
they've capitalised the N in NEET as if it's a name and not an acronym.
I'll let it slide if someone wants to say neet but not Neet

when AI starts being able to fuck us I am just going to have an AI bf

>>216089563
38 is young im 48 nearly middle aged

leftypops neets be like
>>216089514

rorkeychop neets be like
<---

>>216089554
Certainly, I only mourn that so much of my youth has been spent sexless.

>>216089514
The thing in the middle is a girl and the two smug looking lads either side have obviously both had a helping of her fat rancid twat

doesnt matter how much I chew my bananas they still feel like big ice cubes in my throat, like water but ony one big block

Love those gangbangs where they piss in her arse and she sprays it out and drinks it

Is UK Halloween cooked? The last 5-6 years I'd seen a pretty big push on Halloween stuff in supermarkets and other stores but I didn't really see shit this October I'm seeing Christmas stuff everywhere. I went past more than a few shops that even had MERRY CHRISTMAS branding up on their windows already and shelves full of stuff. It's like how it was before. So that's it? It's over?

Sir Rachel Reeves is coming for my ISA

>>216089607
should you be eating unsupervised

*shakes the runt cage* stop being lovey dovey to eachother I want to be entertained in the hour or so I have to spend here tonight

>>216089612
i'd like them if better studios made them
kink gangbangs are better but i don't think they do a lot of pissing

>>216089582
Vor uns liegt Deutschland
In uns marschiert Deutschland
Und hinter uns kommt Deutschland

>>216089573
Mad how shit ans pointless the entire Guarma chapter is

>>216089575
The Neets like The Numnuts

What are some good songs for someone getting into music?

>>216089628
why? you gonna feed things to me? >:3

>>216089632
yeah? what if i just pulled my pants down right now?

How can there be no jobs in Britain when’re you’re importing millions of people to prop up the economy?

>>216089580
What was that sonny?
Anyway, back in my day there wasn't any television, that's why families were so big

>>216089519
did you spaffage inside her?

>A yellow weather warning for rain covering most of southern England, the East Midlands, parts of Wales and Yorkshire will be in place on Thursday until 9pm.
fuck me piss down rain tomorrow
this delays my plans

>>216089651
not reading all that

>>216089614
>cooked
stopped reading there wogified zoomer

>>216089614
Don't know what cooked means

>>216089649
i think it's relevant to arthur finally coming to terms with who dutch had become

>>216089614
not had anyone knock on my door for over 10 years

>>216089614
halloween has never been that big, people who treat it like a season rather than one night like bonfire night are weirdos.

I hate exercising. I HATE it. Why should we do something we HATE?

>>216089696
due to low iq

>>216089664
go on I need a good laugh

>>216089596
each others' muculent bussies too, surely

>>216089709
What sort of exercise

Mental how when uni is done and you go from just being a silly kid to an engineer for real for real you are no longer just building silly gadgets for a lab you’re building actual shit real people will use and if they break people die and stuff

Dreadful thought

Dress to impress
Listen to the future

What do we have for you

>>216089707
Bonfire night is shit.
>Yeah let's have a big outdoor event involving fire...in November

>>216089675
Every time mate, every single time. Whenever I tell mates about our sex life they call me a liar, it was phenomenal.

>>216089737
sex sex Canada

>>216089519
We are the invisible victims of post-COVID Britain.

>>216089739
the contrast between the cool night and the warm fire is part of the appeal

>>216089651
>yoghurt pots
howling

>>216089739
That's why I love it. Summer fires/fireworks is for the yanks and aussies.

>>216089727
>muculent
vile word

Love the day of thanksgiving
Chilly air
Houses smells like all sorts of herbs and spices
Sipping some beer or cider
Brits will never know this feel

>>216089765
Sounds nice except it guarantees pisses it down every single year. So you end up stood in a muddy school field soaked to the bone. Midsommar utterly mogs it in every way.

>>216089739
you're telling me you don't like eating / drinking something warm in front a fire?

>>216089712
i am vastly more intelligent than you

>>216089739
I like it. It's my dad's birthday so we used to go to the local one and then all go and warm up with a curry down the road after.

>>216089797
categorically?

>>216089739
>Yeah let's have a big outdoor event involving a heat source...on a cold night
yeah mad innit

>>216089804
so this is the prequel to Pop 2?

>>216089765
much like that of the porcelain unblemished skin of the blonde woman against the slightly oiled obsidian black tone of a jungle bbc when watching BLACKED RAW

>>216089804
I'm so glad so many girls are into leather fashion these days
A shame that girls going out dressed in tight PVC things kind of died out though, was very much a blink and you'll miss it part of the late 10s.

i lead a shit life and am too weak and pathetic to live a better life

>>216089804
Romulan looking ass bitch

>>216089787
dunno think ive been to so many miserable wet bonfire nights that it has a nostalgic feeling never been to midsommar never heard of it happening

it hardly ever pisses it down on bonfire night what are you saying, early November is usually a very consistent dry cold weather pattern

>>216089819
sent that complete fucking retard off like a rocket

>>216089651
clue acquired

Woke up, 11 hours of sleep, my dicks harder than a missle. It's going to be a beautiful day

>>216089787
>Sounds nice except it guarantees pisses it down every single year
No it fucking doesn't. Do you even live in this country?

why won't my neighbour maintain his fucking trees there's leaves all over the place

>>216089853
his story is falling apart at the seams

>>216089891
guess that's what happens when he leaves it alone lol

wonder how many times i've clicked my mouse over the years

>>216089868
woke up this morning
got myself a bone

if you have a beard, shave it down to a goatee, way better looking x

Blimey! cut down that tree and pave it over

WHEN. WE. MOVE.
we camouflage ourselves
WE. STAND.
In the shadows waitinggggggg

>>216089936
tried turning mine into a moustache and dadberg called me freddy mercury for weeks and made gay jokes

>>216089985
bizarre post

>>216089909
Could say his argument has gone up in flames

https://voca.ro/1hOngXVz2ndU

need someone in here to bring me hot soup and a cold tea towel for my head

more like Dontcaerphilly lmao

It was real. All of it.

injured my wrist wanking at a weird angle

>>216090037
were you wanking doggystyle

>>216090019
>strep throat
doesn't exist, is a made up thing that american women 'get'

yeah but the airmasses dem a squeak?

>>216090036
remember when I was at an airport in 2021 there were some chinks who were dressed up in like full hazmat suits

>>216090064
finally! I’ve got to log off soon but can you dance for a while little monkey I need entertaining

>>216090059
yanks are always sick or taking some new kind of medication
never see that sort of thing here

w2c

>>216090036
Can't believe it was more than five years ago. Can't believe how much has changed in my life in those five years too.

>>216089922
one hundred billion gazzilion times

>>216090059
well this lame fever and green phlegm are caused by something, not enjoyable to be ill, maybe if I still went to school i'd be happier about it but I don't

>>216090088
are you literally 12 or 13 years old?

actually mad how peng this is

https://youtu.be/l-dkqmRN8Qs?si=j89h9MRxZPO92Car

it didn't happen rorke
nothing happens
just live for another 40 years and die rorke you fucking twat

>>216090094
>Can't believe how much has changed in my life in those five years too.
For better or worse

>>216090094
i was in my 20s

>>216090094
tell us what happened lad

>>216090114
lush tune

they wanted you raped
they still do

just did last nights greasy chinese takeaway poo
could see chilli and bits of vegetable and everything in it
arse feels like it's been fisted

Man kick 'pon ball in 1 hour and 48 minutes.

>>216090036
I refuse to forget.

Why is this legal on youtube?!
https://youtu.be/_LW-X7Dzr2g?si=ZSs0vuntsNbh5ant

>>216088627
holy shit
incel wojak is dancing

mental how the sycamore gap tree got memoryholed

>>216090215
used to be full blown naked brazilian waxes for beauty and knobs getting hard and spunking for sex education

>>216090187
fuuuuck i need to hurry up and cum

melty incoming he didn’t take the bonfire night mugging off very well

gf just got in from work and took off her shoes

>>216090215
all the see through dress tubers do cleaning videos is there some loophole with that

>>216090194
Mad how evil they are

don't care still giving my life for Devon, Winchester and Exeter

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, yeah, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)

need my dick sucked

mad how open borders would be possible if there was only white people

>>216090266
when people ask where im from i say 'near winchester' rather than 'southampton'

right now someone tell the belgian flag to kill himself or call him a nonce let’s get this party started

>>216090284
*puts hair into a ponytail*

>>216090297
yeah true white people have never had any conflict with eachother

getting the daily dose of OSRS

>>216090302
first gf was from otterbourne
had a lovely bush and slightly hairy bumhole

>>216090331
name 3

>>216090238
Have they removed those? You had to age verify or sign in as far as I can remember

>>216090366
you have to respect the hustle he knows eventually they'll just give up

oh huge melty

>>216090377
not sure, just get my muck from sxyprn these days for my wanking needs

>>216090356
oh my days

>>216090356
ktim but wfh so i just continue to sit at the same desk

>>216090403
erm that's not available in this country

My gf comes over after work tbf x

Lads, I've been sat next to a really fit girl in the office last few days I've been in and we chat all day getting on like a house on fire.
Problem is I live with my gf of five years, literally can't blow it up for an office shag but I was finding it very tough not to start flirting back.
What do? Is it just a case of have a wank and try to get over it?

bring back the pure satire

loool he’s having a hissy fit well done whoever triggered him

doin wee wees

man spends long day at work waiting to come home and post about black willies on /brit/

>>216090449
Harry Maguire's goal would have brought him back to life x

Sir John Fetterman

man bites dog

>>216090440
it’s a wank job, been there lad tbf me and that gf did break up and I should’ve shagged the office girl but we weren’t together 5 years only 1

>>216090497
why's he so fucking ugly

Started walking home from toil and already feeling better for it. 4.4 miles a day and it only adds 30 minutes to my daily commute - absolute win

>>216090531
Nephillim genes

>>216090534
it would take me an hour and a half to walk to toil

Eating Oreos in bed.
Didn't have any milk and it's a bit late to be having tea.
On a side note, there is 0.6g of protein in each Oreo.
I'm going to be hench as FUCK after I tan all of these

>>216090534
interesting that lad. may do the same

>>216090553
why are black people obsessed with this?

man posts petah

he has a breakdown and no one even notices or reacts, expected more I’m not satisfied with my /brit/ experience

right well that's...i'm not sure what it is but it's a peter and something that is definitely not allowed

>>216090561
What about running? I plan to start running to work once I'm a bit fitter, will cut my commute down to 20 minutes.
>>216090573
Do it, podcast/music on - find it wakes me up better than a coffee

>>216090613
im not entirely sure either i was looking for the gay porn

>>216090187
Corrrrr

just done a load of sex with FIT BIRDS

>>216090125
Better for the most part
Fiance
x3 my salary
New, nicer home
But some things are worse, don't go out and have fun anywhere near as much as I used to but that's getting older

>>216090603
We're sorry to hear that.
Is there anything else we can do for you today sir?

>>216090719
>>216090719
>>216090719

>>216090689
My route to toil used to be like this - why wouldn't I want to enjoy it at speed?

Right, so I get the apps, make the accounts, get matches, then what?
Set up some sort of first date? Like a coffee shop or walk? Dinner?