Thread 216103331

What happens here

>>216103331 (OP)
>ogre
>vent spills
>Jacob please
>Malta
>two cums

>>216103365
there's baldone near riga as well

>>216103331 (OP)
tall beautiful women
alcoholism
tall beautiful women who are alcoholics

>>216103387
when was the last time you did a bottle-o run and what did you get?

Why can't Baltics be part of Poland?

>>216103331 (OP)
Jeets delivering food

>>216103331 (OP)
They spend all day hating Russia instead of working then beg for EU gibs because they're scared or something.

>>216103331 (OP)
Poorer than Russia despite all the gibs
Also nazis

>>216103331 (OP)
Madona.

>>216103331 (OP)
you know what, I've crossed the border many times. they are chill. they even set up border shops for us.

>>216103365
it's Ogre

>>216103331 (OP)
Nothing, now move along

>>216103331 (OP)
a go-to place for us is Sigulda, the Sigulda stick is infamous

>>216103331 (OP)
rule #1 of /int/
don't make threads about /balt/

>>216103331 (OP)
quite an interesting place, strong German influences reflected in architecture, mentality, religion, mixed with some usual eastern European traits. And Riga is a stunningly beautiful city, probably 3rd most beautiful in eastern Europe after Prague and Budapest yet it's weirdly unknown and underrated.

>>216103331 (OP)
Poverty, oppression, subhumanity, inferiority complex
The usual

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:

Three men are in ship. One Latvian, one Russian, one Lithuanian. Lithuanian take out one bottle wodka. Russian kill Lithuanian, then drink wodka. Then Latvian wait until Russian drink self to sleep, then kill. Is end.

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:

Latvian: Is so cold. All: How cold is? Latvian: Very. Also dark.

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
A fishmonger says to a bootblack, "Are there any more potato left?" Bootblack says, "Yes, one. But it has gone bad." The fishmonger says, "I am very hungry. I have not eaten for three days. I shall eat it, even if it makes me very ill." And bootblack says, "I did not speak truth. In reality, there is no food left. You shall go hungry yet another day, my friend."

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! “More bread for me,” man think. But bread have worm.

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?
Janis: Yes. I know what you say.
Guntis: No. I am serious. What is hope?
Janis: In truth, I do not know.

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
Man car break down near house of farmer. Take shelter in barn. Find farmer daughter in barn. Oh! Hot stuff! But TOO LATE! Is already rape by soldier.

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
Latvian walk into bar with poodle under one arm and salami under other. Eat salami first.

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
Boy: But mother, I no are like grandma.
Mother: Eat anyway. Is no potato.

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
Latvian walk into bar and say, “I have not eaten for many days. One full beer will be too much for me. How much just maybe one shot beer?” Bartender say, “This is can do for you. Is two centimes.” Latvian say, “Oh. I was hoping it would be less. I do not have that much.”

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.

OR

How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb?
Only one. Obtain light bulb is hard part. You have potato?

>>216103331 (OP)
Joke:
Three Latvian girl are walk down street. One have knife, one have gun, one have window. They are meet soldier. Soldier is ask first girl, “Why you are have knife?” “If you try rape me, I stab!” she say. Okay! Second girl, “Why you are have gun?” “If you try rape me, I shoot!” she say. Okay! Third girl, “Why you are have window?!?” “If you try rape me, I jump out!”