Thread 216130415

>my escorts told me she loves me today
>this is the second time this has happened already

Why does this keep happening to me. I mean she's a sweet girl and all.

>>216130415 (OP)
You probably think certain strippers really love you too

>>216130415 (OP)
youre a good man.

>>216130415 (OP)
She wants to keep getting your money, dipshit. She doesnt love you at all.

>>216130439
I think it is because they aren't used to pretty boys like me using escorts. Im not even joking.

Offer her to have a drink out sometime

I bet this retard also pays like $500 an hour.

>>216130454
You're exactly the kind of customer every sex worker is hoping for lol

>>216130483

Literally free money for them. Make yourself fat and ugly OP have her earn it.

>>216130439
I've never been to the strip club.

>>216130415 (OP)
Not sure if serious.

On the one hand, I can absolutely imagine 4chan being populated with men who are autistic enough to encounter a conundrum like this: when these escorts are claiming to love you, they’re just making flattering noises that you’re misunderstanding.

On another hand, I can imagine situations in which a hooker might be hoping to get rescued from her lousy job by getting a client to marry her, although this seems like something that happens in Thailand or Kenya more often than it does in the USA—are these escorts imported from abroad? Perhaps they need visas.

On a third hand, you’re just making this up. I don’t need a fourth hand to say that I feel confident that neither hooker is actually in love with you.

>>216130650
>from her lousy job
Lmao nigger they earn x10 your salary.

>>216130650
Op describes himself as a "pretty boy" totally feasible she caught feelings. Maybe he has a cute smile.

>>216130676
No hooker makes ten times as much as I do. But it’s true that a successful escort can do really well.

Still, they have to get fucked by OP. That’s enough to make it a lousy job.

>>216130415 (OP)
what happened to the first escort?

>>216130955
I slowly stopped seeing her (i was also busy as fuck with work) and then she got pregnant. She was a dropdead gorgeous little spinner.

>>216130955
as OP's lawyer I inform you that my client pleads the fifth

Eww bro

Thats a prostitute
She doesnt loves you.

>>216131094
Why are you guys cockblocking her tho??

My plan right now is to be physically more attractive than the average john and to make the prostitutes fall in love with me as a result

>>216131139
Escort harem are based.

>>216130415 (OP)
lmaooo they all say that you goofy ahh autists are unbelievable

>>216131546
What if we have never had an escorts tell us she loves us lol. Haha.

>>216131113
If /int/ cant get laid neither can some escort get free money from banging some pretty boy anon.

If anyone should be banging OP it should be us!!

>>216131546
Do they really? Perhaps she said it in a joking way or something like "my favorite customer, i love seeing you".
A genuine "I love you." seems insane to me.

>>216130415 (OP)
Unlesd she fucks you for free she doesnt love you thughever

>>216130415 (OP)
She is making sure she gets return customers

>>216131767
Op probably has top tier bussy

>>216130454
Do you think it's also something else besides your looks?

>>216130454
>pretty boy looks
>still has to resort to prostitutes
What went wrong, be honest

>>216132071
Ordering pussy Is a nice luxury to have desu.

>>216132071
nta but I'm stepping on the same path soon
I'm just really scared of intimacy
I don't know what a woman thinks about while having sex and it scares me a lot

>>216132048

I taught her how to invest her money.. she had all these rich sugar daddies and none of them ever bothered to teach her how to save her cash. I think since that moment she has been catching feelings for me. Or im just cute idk. We text a lot too.

>>216132023
Guys, please don't rape me.. ;_;

>>216130415 (OP)
Prostitution is illegal in your cunt. Reported to the cyber police.