Thread 216388892

The day after Halloween. A bunch of sluts pussies have semen remnants in it. Girls are waking up with cock breath. Chads are waking up happy because of the degenerate filth they participated in last night.

How did *you* wake up today, anon?

i woke up at half past 4 with a fever and chills and then i laid there trying to salvage the last couple hours of sleep before toil

>>216388961
I'm working today.

>>216388892 (OP)
I had a weird dream where I couldn't type properly in my phone because my fingers were too large to hit the letters "P" and "O" at the side of the screen. It made me spergout in the dream and I woke up felling silly.

Woke up with hangover

>>216388892 (OP)
I woke up with a clear mind and gratitude that I have made it through this yearly trial of temptation and degeneracy thanks to the graciousness of God and the guidance of his Light.

>>216388892 (OP)
I have been camped inside my parents' home for the past week studying for a licensing exam
So I just went to sleep at 10

>>216388892 (OP)
With an angry wife that just gets more and more angry by the day.

Dead bedroom

>>216389016
Why?

>>216389049
She's married to an afghan janitor

>>216389049
BBC shortage

>>216389016
She'll end up cheating on you if you don't get the control of the situation and make her chill out. When a woman is angry towards you, it's a sign that she doesn't respect you anymore and the lack of respect is a huge factor when it comes to cheating.

>>216389016
VGH... the peak marriage experience

>>216388892 (OP)
Im taking to girl i made out with the last week. Im worried my gf could know

>>216389049
Because she's literally fucked in the head from an accident, and stopped her pills a few weeks back without doctors advice.
I stopped basically my entire life after that accident, and now she's angry about everything I didn't do and my stagnating income, even though I spend everything just to take care of her.

>>216389049
nafri thugs' cock withdrawal

>>216389155
What are your races, you seem to be brown coded

>>216388892 (OP)
I woke up to my dog trying to suffocate me

>>216388892 (OP)
I didn’t wake up thinking about random normalfag strangers having sex, I’ll tell you that much.

>>216388892 (OP)
By /int/ posting under the covers, of course. I’m getting hydrated and ready to run to the top of a huge bridge and back like I do every Saturday.

>>216389155
you need to assert yourself by beating her

>>216389155
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my Mrs for over decade now. We met in secondary school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like a arsehole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me beans on toast for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my nan to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 roads down to a quiet area (we live in Jönköping, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seat belted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my mobile and dialled her mum's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mum, while daring her to fucking say something

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a beef Wellington. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will

>>216388892 (OP)
Unironically sounds horrible. Sex-havers repulse me.

>>216391378
based somali

>>216391378
Based bslkanrlar

>>216388892 (OP)
i woke up on the sofa with a hangover and a boner but nowhere to dispose my cum. 10+ years ago i would just jizz in my hand and eat it, today i edged for an hour then blueballed myself.

It's a huge injustice that we are forced to rot in celibacy while Chad has orgies with every girl in the city.

>>216391378
atleast one of you is slavic, most likely your wife.

>>216392106
>>216392062
>>216392342
>falling for obvious pasta

>>216392384
i read it before but its more fun to play along than to scream copypasta. and it was a swedish poster last time so idk maybe its real? or its the same poster pasta it? its not unrealistic in any way.

>>216388892 (OP)
And that is why Transgirls > Cisgirls!