Thread 216448826

Americans need a device to tell them if their house is on fire

>>216448826 (OP)
>Americans
*the civilized world
Do argies really not have smoke detectors?

>>216448826 (OP)
>watching American amateur porn
>hear the smoke detector's low battery beep every couple minutes

CHANGE THE BATTERY YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>216448911
Why are you watching negro porno?

>>216448911
Why do jeets love nigger porn so much

>>216448911
Stop watching BBC porn

>>216448826 (OP)
,>his country doesn't have African ceiling chirpers
Ngmi

>>216448945
How do you know it wasn't ebony

>>216448927
>>216448930
>>216448945
I'm white and don't watch black porn unless it's a white guy with a qveen.

>>216448984
Because I was replying to myself

>>216448843
nta but just don't put flammable things near your stove/heater or make your house with cardboard and you'll be safe

>thirdies are can not comprehend smoke detectors
sometimes I actually feel bad for these people. they really do not know any better do they?

>>216449056
Did you know that oil is flammable? The more you know...

>>216448843
I don't need no radioactive critter in my home

>>216448826 (OP)
And the rest of the developed world..
A smoke/fire detector is a life saver.
One of the most common reasons people die in fires is unawareness.
You might be sleeping, drunk or otherwise unaware that your home is on fire. By the time you realize it could easily be too late.
Here in Sweden you cannot sign home insurance without the minimum amount of smoke detectors installed (the amount depends on the size of your home).

It's retarded not to have them. You can buy a 2 pack on Amazon or your nearest hardware store for 10 bucks or less...

>>216449108
>he needs a fire detector to tell him his food is burning

Only thing I hate about smoke detectors is when you mess up cooking and overcook it leading to smoke suddenly there’s an ear destroying BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEEEEEEEP

>>216449085
Nigga, homes don't light up in flames in 3 nanoseconds when they are made of brick.
Your home burning here is a slum problem.
So, yeah, you got villero problems in your Mcmansion.
Only public buildings have smoke detectors and fire sprinklers

>>216449168
>I don't need no radioactive critter in my home
Then buy one without it, you fucking moron.
A photoelectric smoke detector costs the fucking same and are more common than the others today.
Or heat detectors which are just as, if not more effective.

>>216449085
EFL moment

>>216448826 (OP)
it's for old people and alcoholics who start cooking fires on accident and think "ok, I can fix this"

>>216449085
>they really do not know any better do they?
They really don't. They also act extremely "superior" about their lack of basic security measures. They are actually proud of their stupidity.

>>216448826 (OP)
i have airbnb and the (((state))) forced me to put one of those useless shits in every room

>>216449290
One of the major reasons for house fires today is battery failures. Phones, devices, electric vehicles etc. If you live in an apartment, it doesn't even need to be YOU who start the fire.
It can be a neighbor.
Or nature itself. America should be well aware of wildfires by now.

>>216448826 (OP)
It's mandatory in my country

>>216449357
Here it's not mandatory but if you have a fire at home without a smoke/heat alarm you will be denied all insurance claims and protection. Because you were stupid enough to ignore the cheapest early warning sign that could have helped you put the fire out.

>>216449184
>>216449260
>>216449313
>>216449350
>>216449400
t. Sven Svenson, owner of Svenson Smoke Detectors™

>>216449613
Why do you thirdies get so extremely butthurt by the idea of simple things like a smoke detectors?
Is it some macho pride bullshit or just retardation?

>>216449316
just bribe them with a gyros

>>216449713
>macho pride bullshit
This 100%. It’s like being proud of not using a seatbelt.

Lmao why dont they Just use brick bro

>>216449713
You're getting oddly defensive about this minor difference in opinion, this is no way to convince me to buy your stuff

>>216449767
Makes sense. It's the exact same behavior our immigrants display.
>>216449779
>uh no you
Kek. As usual. Well you have fun bud, I hope you don't die in a house fire.

>>216448911
Post video now.

>>216449715
nah gyros cost the same as those Chinese plastic shits but the fine is 5.000 euro

Do these things even help reduce fires?
Or is it that they're installed due to regulations and do nothing statistically speaking?

Literally ive never heard of a brick house set on fire , unless some stupid shit was going on like firecrackers

>>216449885
They help save lives (no matter what the thirdies think). You won't notice smoke while sleeping until it's too late. It's one of the most common causes of death in fires.
Also, it gives both you, everyone in the house and anyone nearby a warning that something is on fire.
It's not to "reduce fires". It's to improve response time, alertness and raising the chance of you or someone else putting the fire out before it spreads.

Simple scenario.
>you upstairs
>something causes a fire downstairs
>furniture, curtains or whatever catches fire
>you have no idea
>fire alarm detects it in seconds, the moment smoke starts rising
>no smoke detector, you have no idea a fire is happening until everything is on fire
Simple.
>"oooh but I have a brick house lol"
Is all your furniture etc also made of brick?
A home is full of flammable materials..
But I guess thirdies don't care as long as the basic structure of the building is still standing.
They look at pic and go, nice. My house is fine. Quality bricks.

>>216449613
t. Juan Juanita, Chief of the San Juan Fire Department

>>216450079
YOU LIVE IN A SACH LOL

>>216450179
A german moped motor?

>>216448826 (OP)
Most house fires kill people when they are sleeping. If you are sleeping and fire starts you probably won't wake up because you can't really hear it plus the gasses drop you farther into sleep.

Guys cavemen used birds to detect fires. It's been passed down. "Canary in the mine tunnel"

So you are telling me
A 15000 year old technology
Which has been proven for 15000 years
Is a bad idea

This is why reinventing meaning for words and gas lighting history is bad for humanity and you.
We need a record of the past to prevent problems.
So words like neoliberal, smoke detectors, and now Timmy (it's fat slang for cute white boy I want to fuck) shouldn't be redefine by third worlders

But whatever burn to death in house fires and use words how you want

>>216450335
My dogs will warn me.

>>216450635
the spirits of your dogs?

>>216450335
>Most house fires kill people when they are sleeping
Thirdies don't sleep I guess.

>>216449350
Americans need a devide to tell them that the forest next to them is on fire.

>>216448843
Latam homes don't burn because they are literally just cinder blocks

>>216452644
They don't have anything inside that burns? Nothing? Just a cinder block cube and a cinder block bed?

>>216449085
Cuz they're not needed
Homes are built from rebar reinforced concrete and marble interiors and not from some factory produced "wood" built by illegal mexicans

>>216452676
Exactly. They are too poor for possessions

Thirdie cope is really just sad
>we're better than you because we manage to live without basic first world amenities
No you aren't

>>216452955
see >>216449056

>>216453021
Or I could just pay the small amount it costs for a fire alarm rather than have to do all this compensatory bullshit

>>216453080
>removing the chance of fire erupting vs putting it all on line with trust on a warning device
Ok retard, carry on lol

>>216453273
>removing the chance of fire erupting
So you have no electricity, no neighbors, no forest around you, no furniture, no fabrics and no batteries?
How the fuck are you posting right now?

>>216452716
Condolences to your dried up dead soil that barely gives you a chance what a wood feels, contrary to your flag being green

>>216449085
You need to live in a destitute shack for fire to be a concern, wood is fourth-world tier

>>216448911
kek

>>216453555
Cinder blocks and bricks are literally the cheapest material you can build houses from. Not to mention that you thirdies never do anything proper. No insulation, no proper wiring, nothing.
Our wooden houses stand for centuries.
Concrete, brick and stone buildings here are rare. Ugly, shitty for heating and only for the newly rich who thinks they can impress someone with their copy-paste buildings.
Real wooden villas are works of arts, costs fortunes to build and they last generations. Picrels for examples, all built in the 1800's. Still standing strong here in Sweden after 2+ centuries of summers, winters and use.

>>216453986
>Our wooden houses
burn down. Same as your cheap destitute cardboard furniture
Anything else?

>>216454535
No, nothing else. No point in arguing with thirdies. You're all retarded beyond help. Have a good day/night.

>>216453986
>house is 80~ years old
>has been falling apart for decades
>tfw no old world build quality and find anything over a century old incomprehensible

>>216448911
>CHANGE THE BATTERY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
why? it obviously doesn't need to be changed since it has enough power to produce sound

>>216453349
We have all that, we just don't put clothes and batteries near the flames like you retards while basing all trust on a device
>>216453455
Youre geographically retarded, mentally retarded too

>>216448911
self report
stop watching BBC porn

>>216448984
because timmy ain't fuckin at jaquandah's grandma's crib

>>216454740
Not him but picrel is my local church kek.
Hard to describe the smell in there.

>>216453349
>So you have no electricity,
Firsties don't have disjunctors? lmao

>ypipo need a device to tell them if they burnt they food
>black pipo have it too but never put in batteries
>ypipo can't cook
>black pipo can
Volumes...

>>216454958
>we just don't put clothes and batteries near the flames
Are you acting dumb or just baiting?
The batteries ARE the fire hazard.
>https://praxis42.com/resources/fire-safety/how-common-are-lithium-ion-battery-fires/
Phones, vapes, tablets, laptops.. Everything using a battery can catch fire and they do. It's not rare.

>>216455169
All their wiring is done by bipoc refugee scientists bro I wouldn't trust that shit either

>>216455169
Anon, every security measure you cave people think is "superior" we have done long ago.
The simple fact that you think a disjunctor will stop a short from burning your house down is proof on how fucking dumb your kind is. Yes, it will cut the current when needed. But that's AFTER it's too late. Because the fucking thing wont do anything UNTIL it's too late. A single spark is enough. Rat chews through your power line inside your house and shit starts sparking between the nearest metal object? Too late, it will cut the current but the spark already happened.
Cable getting too much current and overheated? Too late, it's already hot enough to start a fire before it's cut.
>>216455480
And you thirdies have 1/100th of their brain capacity so that must be fun. At least they were smart enough to leave their shitholes. You're here defending yours.

>>216455524
>Shit wiring
>Rats
>Wood houses
Your firstie status is close to being revoked...

>>216455586
Those were all examples for your kind. I figured it would be easier to understand.
Except the wooden houses, thirdies have some kinda supernatural fear of wood. Probably because of your horrible wiring and building standards. I would be afraid as well if one of your kind wired my house. Fucking hell.

>>216455636
Our wiring needs to be able to withstand brownouts, humidity and extreme heat so it tends to be decent, maybe that's why our houses don't burn down idk, burnings are usually gas leaks or fuel spills

>>216455710
>tends to be decent
Sorry but any country that still has above ground electrical wires isn't decent. That includes the USA by the way so don't get too upset. Everything here is subsurface. Internet, electricity, water, phone lines, everything. We don't use gas unless it's propane for outdoor grills or in restaurants because it's a massive pain in the ass and a huge safety hazard (all it takes is one moron and BOOM) and fuel spills?
Like a car leaking gas or?

>>216455203
>Lithium-ion battery fires involving e scooters and e-bikes doubled between 2020 and 2021. However, fires involving electric vehicles are extremely rare because electric cars are more heavily regulated than e-bikes and e-scooters and follow a different manufacturing process.
If you have an e scooter then you've got a bigger problem of being a homosexual than a fire hazard, you deserve to be burned alive at that point
Meanwhile:
>Lithium-ion batteries used in other devices are generally safe as long as they are stored properly
Learn to read sources before using them, dumbass retard, you proved my point

>>216456147
>https://www.sellcell.com/blog/most-shocking-phone-related-stats/

>https://www.masslive.com/news/2024/04/batteries-inside-your-phones-computers-behind-more-fires-than-previously-thought.html

>https://www.firescotland.gov.uk/news/rechargeable-battery-fires-are-rising-warn-firefighters/

>https://ctif.org/news/large-increase-lithium-battery-related-fires-over-last-6-years

>https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-13/lithium-ion-batteries-causing-fires-every-day-across-australia/103584340

>https://praxis42.com/resources/fire-safety/how-common-are-lithium-ion-battery-fires/

>https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/560201/lithium-ion-battery-fires-why-you-should-unplug-your-phone-once-it-s-charged

>https://www.researchgate.net/publication/4282853_Mobile_Phones_in_Category_3_Explosive_Gas_Atmospheres

>https://www.levinsimes.com/blog/lithium-ion-battery-fire-statistics

>https://www.cambsfire.gov.uk/news-and-incidents/news/2025-04-15-safety-reminder-as-charging-batteries-cause-several-fires

>https://avsax.com/news/how-an-aircraft-seat-crushed-a-mobile-phone-and-caused-a-lithium-battery-fire-on-board-a-british-airways-passenger-plane

>https://surge105.ca/2021/11/20/cell-phones-lead-all-electronics-in-causing-fires/

Wtf is this
Looks like this retarded faggot's autism is terminal
I've seen autism of trains, insects, planes and many other things but for smoke alarms?
You learn something new everyday

>>216455870
>We don't use gas unless it's propane for outdoor grills or in restaurants because it's a massive pain in the ass and a huge safety hazard (all it takes is one moron and BOOM) and fuel spills?
when i lived in hökarängen in the 2000's we had a gas stove

>>216456736
here, I fixed your flag, no need to thank me

>>216456948
If only you could fix your incel life
Lmao

>>216457004
why are brown pipo like this?

>>216456920
Well I should have added "with some exceptions" but in general it's rare. Sweden has no gas infrastructure unlike other EU countries.

>>216455870
burying power lines sounds insanely expensive outside of cities, which is probably why you only see it in cities here. do you really bury it for the middle of nowhere? or just tell everyone to be off grid and good luck

>>216457733
Yes. You have to go extremely far to find people using old power lines. I live 6km from a small village (less than 2500 people) and I still have underground electricity. I just have to use 4/5G internet (around 90-250Mbps) but I am happy.