Thread 216476089

I have an unlimited supply of fish where I live because my uncles are fishermen and they're always bringing fresh fish to us, yet I don't like fried fish that much. It happens in your country?

>>216476089 (OP)
I love fish, but I live far inland, so fish is pretty expensive here.

Cook it in other ways

Situations like this are considered extreme suffering in the Republic of Brazil

>>216476218
>Cook it in other ways
dont listen to this lunatic, OP. Frying is by far the superior way to cook a fish, so if you hate fried fish there's just nothing more you can do.

>>216476605
This. There exists no other way to eat a fish. Too bad OP but you're fried.

>>216476089 (OP)
Is that parsnip?

>>216476131
Catch the piranha.

>>216476835
I live in the middle of the brazilian savannah, there are no fucking piranhas here. And if there were, I can't imagine they’d taste that good or have much flesh on their bones.

>>216477220
Damn, they have a savannah in Brazil? Do you have fast animals?

>>216476089 (OP)
I'm jelous. Fish is quite expensive where I live and fresh fish even more so. Especially eel, my beloved.
>yet I don't like fried fish that much.
Don't fry it then.

>>216477442
No, but we have these niggas.

>>216476811
Yuca aka cassava

>>216477837
>fox but long
Nice!

>>216477837
wdym, you guys have Ocelots and Teiús

>>216476089 (OP)
>take unwanted fish from uncs
>ride on moped to inland village
>sell uncle fish to villagers
>return to own village, use fish money to buy the pork

salmon prices are thru the roof in russia
i don't eat any other fish
and thus, I don't eat any fish

>>216476605
Tomorrow Ill prepare 2kg of re hudrated stockfish from the lofoten, the recipe
>bacalà alla vicentina
Is a "humid" earthy saucy dish and it's far better than fried cod

>>216476089 (OP)
feel so envy

>>216478202
>i don't eat any other fish
Why? Salmon is the basic bitch of fish.

>>216477442
It's a big country. Only the light and dark green areas on the map are tropical forest biomes

>>216478093
>Ocelots
Ocelots excel at climbing, leaping and swimming. Not running.

>Teiús
It's a fucking lizard bro. When someone says "fast animals", I doubt they're thinking about a lizard that can sprint for a couple of meters.

>>216478579
they still fast doe
and there's the peregrine falcon, which is technically the world's fastest animal

>>216477493
while you dream of fish, maybe he dreams of wursts
grass is always greener, eh

>>216478932
You may have autism.
When someone says "fast animals" in the context of a savanna, they're probably thinking about something akin to cheetahs or gazelles. Not fucking lizards or falcons.

>>216476089 (OP)
Me but with eggs except i literally drink them raw

>>216479133
just make omelettes

>>216479213
I got tired of omelettes, potatoes and eggs, pancakes, you call it
Cooked eggs actually make nauseous now because i used to consume 5-10 a day every day last year

>>216479051
how can you look at this and don't immediately think "h-hayai!"

>>216479276
kek the lizard was chilling, why would he throw a pebble at it?

when I see brazilian flags, I don't believe it's real. same for japanese/korean flags, they just seem worlds apart i dont trust that these are really brazilians and japanese people. what business would they have on here they can go outside and enjoy life actually. also i read all your posts in my head in like a dutch english accent

>>216479421
Jap flags are 99% davidos. Brazilian flags are real.
t. Knower

>>216479451
thats what i figured when i read jap posts, it just makes sense that its a fat retard american weeb or passport bro pedophile. but why are brazilians here? their country is so beautiful and grand, their women are so sexy and their food is delicious with vibrant culture. if i wasnt in a european cold dark hellhole where everybody hates eachother i would always be outside, and i am genuinely autistic too. this doesnt make sense.

>>216479421
I wish. I unfortunately I'm indeed brazilian.

>>216476089 (OP)
>frying the whole fish
literally why? you're eating the most objectively disgusting parts of it

>>216479656
>the most objectively disgusting parts of it
You don't have to eat the whole fish.

>>216479570
You get numb to it, grass is always greener yadda yadda yadda
I for example would love to visit the lush evergreen fields of Britain and stop by a cozy cottage by the evening. Why aren't you out there?

I prefer raw fish. The taste is stronger and more different from other food

>>216476089 (OP)
tell them to sell it, or take it and turn it into street food and sell it yourself.

>>216480053
>lush evergreen fields of Britain
because they don't exist. i think it's camera trickery, irl they're very short fields and the grass is very dark and patchy. its incredibly boring and dull. there is also no cozy cottage those villages are overrun with gypsies who would beat you up with their whole family because you're not english, and if you are would beat you up because you're not gypsy. all this to say, englands meme beauty is just that, a meme, brazil is genuinely beautiful thoughbeit

find some fish soup recipes with lemon grass

>>216479570
None of this matter if its to violent to go outside and you're to poor to go to touristic places and have women
Of the three thousand reais that employers pay, you only receive 1500; the rest goes to the government. Of what remains, you'll still pay more than half in taxes just when you buy anything
It's not worth living in a mansion if you're the tycoon's slave.

>>216482867
Imagine what Brazil could have been without brazilians in it.

I'm jealous

>>216477220
Catch a Brazilian
Retvrn to Afrika

>>216476089 (OP)
I've only ever had battered fish from the chippy. What are the main types of preperation and how do the differ in taste and texture?

>>216478420
Ah yes, the superior Brazilian fish compared to the vastly inferior raw infected meat of Japanese "fish"

>>216476089 (OP)
>unlimited fish
>Brazil
>suffer

>>216476605
Fermentation, cured, smoked, smoke dried are all perfectly good.

>>216484208
I only eat salmon seasoned with salt and cooked in the air fryer because I'm too lazy and incompetent to make anything else.

>>216484208
>>216485690
Depends on the fish. Salmon is extremely fatty and that's why it cures well. It's rich and salty. Goes well with sweet mustard and egg on bread. Makrill is oily and has strong fish taste. It's lean and dense. It's best smoked and eaten as a spread. It's nearly a spice

>>216476541
this. he also only gets to fuck his aunt instead of his cousins, he truly suffers

>>216476089 (OP)
you cannot suffer in Brazil
>>216485791
why not make Finnish salmon soup? it's easy to make and one of the best soups in the world

>>216476605
Frying is the worst way to cook fish unless it's small trash fish. Smoking is the supreme way to cook a fish.

>>216476089 (OP)
you're very lucky, be sure to show them some appreciation every now and then for their hard work.

>not making sashimi with unc's fresh fishies
NGMI

>>216476089 (OP)
UNLIMITED FISH WORKS!

>>216476605
well said that man

>>216476089 (OP)
i'll take your fish if you want the bananas that my coworker gives me