Thread 216491302

This is how the average ytboi lives in my country

Only Italian-Americans live like this

Who buys oysters to eat at home in front of the TV

after watching this webm for 1 second, a thought popped into my head of a gorgeous black queen begging to live with him

>>216491302 (OP)
>media stand
>it's just books and decor
I'm fuckin outraged
it was all fine up until that point
just make it a normal credenza or buffet or something if you're not gonna put media anything into it

imagine recording that, then watching it again and thinking "people need to see this"

>>216491616
anything is better than being a filthy macaco

>>216491642
hello my vpn fren, how are you doing tonight

American Matgeek

>>216491344
>>216491616
>actually my lifestyle of arguing with strangers on 4chan and jerking my desensitized dick to anime girls all day is way better than this faggot's performative life haha

>>216491471
Its a shelf Anon

>>216491699
sent those nigger freaks flying into a woodchipper

>>216491302 (OP)
this is in my count

>>216491789
Some Brazilian cities seems pretty nice.

>>216491789
9 to 6 is literally hell

>>216491789
corporate soibois need to be culled

>>216492098
Why? I work 8 to 5 and I wish I could push everything back another hour to have more time in the morning.

>>216492098
>>216492147
>working 9 hours
do wagecucks really?

>>216492159
for some reason in westoid countries "8 hour workday" means you work for 8 hours straight without a meal break. I work with Germans and Frenches and they all leave for an extended lunch break in the middle of the day so they end up staying for 9 hours at work. I'm pretty sure it's the same in USA

I never understood it. Here in Poland a meal break counts towards the work time.
So while i start at 0800 and finish at 1600 my german colleagues start at anywhere between 0830-0900 and work until 1730-1800 because they exclude their meal break from worktime while i include it

>>216492287
>I never understood it
Asking for better working conditions in America is literally communism o algo

>>216492308
polish labour code actually favours employers in this case because an employee is only legally elligible to receive pitiful 15 minute break during an 8 hour work day but even in factories employing low-skilled labour 30 minutes a day is a standard.
If you work a desk job anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes a day is expected.

Before covid when I still worked from the office I once went for a cigarette break with my friends that lasted 2 hours 30 minutes kek, finished an entire pack in a single sitting.

>>216491699
>my desensitized dick
there's this thing called foreskin

>>216491386
what popped up in my head was a muscular black guy in a speedo crashing through the door going like
>AY HOL UP DOUGH MAHN.... MY BBC IN THIS SHIT... IMMA NEED DEM CRAB LEGS CRACKA.. AND DAT SANDWICH.. MAN GIMME DAT *takes (BLACKS) the sandwich while staring at the Timmy* DAS MY BBC BRUH.. MY PHAROAH LINEAGE N SHEEIT.. *eats sandwich and dinner plate together* TALMBOUT,.. INDIJE.. INDIGINEOUS,... BLACK AFRICAN MAN.. YALL BETTER KNOW WHO YO FATHER WAS... IN YAHWEH NAME..

>>216492398
that's the issue anon. americans don't have that.
if you have a foreskin in america, people can smell it. and they start feeling strange around you

>>216492098
>9 to 6
we work from 8 to 6 here.

>>216491302 (OP)
this is the type of mutt that says "actually im 2% italian" when talking about heritage

>>216491302 (OP)
this dude looks suspiciously like me, to the point I wonder if the government is creating clones of me and release them into the wild to have a normal life to have me come across just to fuck with me
am I insane?

>>216491302 (OP)
pretty cozy ngl

>>216491302 (OP)
How much money must one earn per month to afford a lifestyle like that in Murka® ?

>>216491302 (OP)
I need this type of ytboi (I'm Chicano)

>>216491302 (OP)
Sandwich looks tasty
>>216492904
He's most certainly upper middle class and living alone too. Probably 60k if he's not in a city and 100k+ if he is.

>>216491642
For four hundred years that world has kept us down

>>216491699
I have foreskin and a terribly paying part time job and yes my life is better than his

>>216491344
me

>>216491302 (OP)
>>216491330
I unironcally eat like this but I am Latino

>>216491302 (OP)
the combo microwave/range hood is the sign of a pleb

>>216491302 (OP)
I have never once thought I should wear a cooking apron.

>>216491789
>>216491302 (OP)
hella gheyyyyyyyyyyy

>>216495518
Food stains on your clothes is so cool and manly.

>>216491302 (OP)
>Cocktail and sammich
So... Dinner? Wow

>>216491789
I would SMASH that cunt and his mates at rummikub