Thread 216521471

muslims believe in genies like that blue nigga from Aladdin

>>216521471 (OP)
They will unironically tell you with a straight face that a genie stole their great uncle's goat once and expect you to believe it

they actually and quite literally made him a blue nigga in the remake

>>216521496
>this is less weird than Christians telling you that the king demon who lives in a giant fiery abyss below the Earth’s surface is responsible for all of the evil and misfortune in our world

>>216521542
Wasnt the firey abyss thing a metaphore created by dante or some shit o aglo?

>>216521542
still less pathetic than believing in Disney characters

>>216521569
No the center of the earth is hell. When you die, your soul sinks down to the center of the earth and is tortured forever and ever

>>216521542
Bizarre response because muslims believe in an even goofier hell that moves around with reins and can answer questions like a sentient being

I still have a plushy of that nigga

>>216521581
I thought you just ceased to exist as your soulstuff gets depersonified.

>>216521471 (OP)
I wish he was real

>>216521591
Based

>>216521471 (OP)
Akinator is real thoughever

>>216521586
That’s bizarre. Is it some sort of animal, or is it a place?

>>216521471 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=898Yo0IILxY

>>216521471 (OP)
>come home the morning after with a bleeding arsehole and cumstains on clothes
IT WAS JINNS AISHA I SWEAR

>>216521569
The Heathen Greeks had eternal punishment. Ixion on a wheel of fire roasting forever for example. The Christians just realized the memetic potency of democratizing and weaponizing eternal damnation from a few select etiological figures to the entire human population.

>>216521471 (OP)
Muslims believe that dickless genies were lying on top of their prophet in the middle of the desert.

ya but do Muslims have menstraul blood worship rituals?

They think Muhammad cracked the moon in half

Why don't Muslims just use a good genie that grants three wishes to make them rich

this is what i believe

>>216521934
Akinators no match for me I've beaten him like 10 times.

>he believes
agnostic bros, we are the true master race

The jarring realisation of posting here now is that you unironically share this place with browns, blacks, and yellows that unironically believe djinns are the reason their aunt got diabetes or that powdered tiger cock really will cure their dad's lung cancer

>>216522318
>dickless

>>216523651
>New Zealabd: Far North man allegedly raped wife, stepdaughter and committed bestiality on cows, calves
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/crime/far-north-man-allegedly-raped-wife-stepdaughter-and-committed-bestiality-on-cows-calves/7VZ7E5QJNVGFDHDQBGZWPIQ77Y/

A FUCKING FLIGHTLESS BIRD

Lmao ur post made me laugh I'm doing it back enjoy my post too fren

>>216524626
That post really set you off didn't it, Abdul. Surely there's a sunnah about how marrying your stepdaughter after raping her is deen o algo

>>216524665
Stop raping animals even if they look better than your "women"

>>216521471 (OP)
lol

>>216521471 (OP)
They also worship a prophet who raped a child, was raped by pajeets, talked to stones, shit on the streets, killed dogs and beheaded 600 people in a single day

>>216521542
>giant fiery abyss below the Earth’s surface is responsible for all of the evil and misfortune in our world
>american corpo-religions
>christians

>>216523651
Witnessing south americans talking to me about ghosts and spirits really opened my eyes

>>216527383
Larger than life

>>216521569
No the lake of fire thing was in the New Testament

these are the people calling you a pagan idolater

>>216521471 (OP)
When I was a child I was terrified by the stories of Jinn and how they can possess people. I would read Quranic verses to protect myself before sleep.