Thread 216588135

george harrison

he's such a hottie innit

>>216588146
just got a pushion on it called "wash"

>More young adults to leave UK because of low salaries and rising tax burden
we are moving to poland, yes?

>>216588135 (OP)
foreigner made a thread again award

today's telly

remember that girl who sucked 20 willards in a bar in magaluf to win a holiday and it was just a cocktail called holiday bet she felt silly

>>216588135 (OP)
lung cancer is such bullshit
i know god had to come up with a way to nerf smokers but killing us is just spiteful and unfair

>>216588169
yh

>>216588212
There's a moral to this story, I'm sure

>>216588136
mate. the fat ogre hambeasts are asking for 700 an hour. hoeflation has hit astronomical levels over here. also my time is more valuable than to be wasted trying to court a woman and losing braincells listening to the utter fucking shite that spews from their face hole

might move to africa and sell guns to niggers

>>216588212
she would of done it anyway

>>216588213
it's because he smoked too heavily while attempting a vegetarian diet :( doesn't work

the relationship between men and women has broken down, society has fallen

(I have never had sex)

>>216588239
don't you have a bunch of chinese, vietnamese and thai whores there? here we got loads of cheap romanians

>>216588240
I too watched lord of war. fantastic movie. Nicholas Cage never misses

>>216588246
have

>>216588275
was thinking more like the jackal from far cry 2 actually but i've been meaning to watch lord of war

>>216588274
I want the possibly last time I ever have sexualising relations with a woman to be with a hot white girl. I know it's extremely overpriced

>>216588287
it's idiomatic

>>216588259
i'm sure getting stabbed 17 times didn't help either

why wont they let that autistic lad stack the shelves for free

>>216588307
but white women are rubbish

>>216588304
I only played a few missions into Far Cry 2 so I won't understand the reference. Lord of war is definitely worth watching

>>216588315
so this is rorke

>>216588171
Don't believe you

lost weight since i started eating breakfast and putting milk in my coffee
ray peat was right

>>216588312
I thought it was even more than that
anyway it's awful
thank god olivia was there

>>216588231
Would if I could get one beer delivered for the price of one beer (plus a quid or two delivery)
Got to do a 30-40 quid shop to get it delivered though
Been doing that way too often recently
Also I'd have to get out of this very comfy bed
Nah

>>216588329
yes agreed, but they are vastly better looking than bugs, nigs and all the other riff raff

>>216588337
well the jackal is introduced in literally the first mission so you should be QUITE familiar with him indeed

gonna go to the jobcenter with a semi on in tracksuit bottoms to show my bwc and ask the sexy fiiine shequila shawty if she wants to go out on a date and that im baby an d want to go get her so we can go around looking fine together

Going out with my sister later. And no, I have never shagged her up the arse

time to beat bayle for my nigga igon

gonna go to the jobcenter with a semi on in tracksuit bottoms to show my bwc and axe the sexy fiiine shequila bitch if shawty wants to go out on a date

>>216588315
minimum wage laws, and why would you pay him the same minimum wage over someone who's quicker?

>>216588379
and that im wot

>>216588388
ever shagged her up the front arse?

>>216588411
he does it for FREE

>>216588388
reckon she's ever been blacked RAW?

>>216588312
you can't know that

>>216588431
reckon you should slit your wrists

>>216588388
you've already sinned by thinking about it, god will judge you

fucking bursting for a jobby

mad how when my neighbours play music loud through their speakers it's always shit music whereas my music that i play quietly through my earphones is actual good music

Mumberg's come to visit.
We often like to go to the cinema together, but the dozey old bint doesn't want to see Predator Badlands with me.

making a cuppa
and no you cant have one sorry only boiling enough water for one you see

I love playing shit music at full blast LOL

what is brits usual order in subway?

>>216588481
didn't want one anyway
but if i did id have one and you couldn't stop me

business idea
plastic sex arses

>>216588493
haven't been to subway in like 15 years

applying for an unpaid autism work placement but with the NSW police riot squad so I can beat up leftypol (work is it own reward)

wordle in two
perfect connections with purple first
bandle in two
mini crossword in 2:21

>>216588493
double meat bmt

>>216588493
plain footlong with a single meatball in the middle

mental how putting your penis inside a vagina costs 1000

>>216588508
theres no water left sorry mate
you'd be boiling air

>>216588542
the ones with cocks on the other side are cheaper

>>216588493
alright mate can I get a footlong hearty italian meatball marinara cheese and toasted no sauce with black olives and jalapenos cheers pal

any one on the cans already?

>>216588567
yeah had a few

>>216588562
lol no, good tranny escorts (actually passable) are insanely expensive
of course you can find a bloke in a skirt who will fuck you for £10

>>216588542
mental how women will sell access to their pumpum for 1000

>>216588542
50 Euro in Hamburg

>>216588532
I do searchle.net, decipher.wtf, numble.wtf, framed.wtf and some others but I'm on my phone so I can't get all the links
travle as well
love me quizzes

West side, best side
You know how we drive
‘Cause in London Town
The left side’s the right

The average woman is courted by millionaires, doctors and all sorts in their local area via dating apps. What hope do the humble minimum wageoids such as myself have?

>>216588559
I'll just drink yours and I'll add about 5 more sugars to it just to fuck you off

>>216588532
>mini crossword in 2:21
this is bad mate. anything over a minute is terrible especially for a yank (many of the words are alien to us)

>>216588584
GERMANS CAN'T SUFFER

>>216588493
Usually just ask the brown fella serving if he’s washed his hands three or four times while asking for random ingredients to be added then just walk out at some point in the process.

anyone remember that webm where it's a bald english man in his 40s/50s stood there bollock naked in his garden smiling then he says "have fun in Hamburg, and stay away from those oranges!" then squats down, shits in his own hand and smears it all over his own face?

>>216588614
We all just make do with your mum but i guess you're out of luck

searching for german porn because i love it when their women say "Scheiße" during sexo

I smell like piss and dead mice

got some horrible mouldy italian cheese in the fridge which needs wating

>>216588614
You better be 6'4+ with the physique of a greek god or it's already over for you
Either that or commit crimes, cool crimes like murder or armed robbery. Tax evasion won't do you squat

I shag ur mum patter is it yeah

quality stuff

Let's say I live in England and want to go to the beach. I guess that it would have to be in the south so it's warmer. But can I do it during all year or only in August because if not the water is too cold?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCglK7kJhyw
supposed to be seeing bassvictim next week but quite scared
think i might be too unc for it

why is he using the word patter
he'd never say that in real life

catberg is 3 years old but he's very small and looks like a kitten, reckon i've hit the jackpot by having a 'berg that will maintain peak cuteness his whole life

>>216588700
Even in the summer it's only on a select few days / weeks i.e during a heatwave. Occasionally there are summers without notable heatwaves.

>>216588623
well i like sugar so

>>216588722
corr

>>216588700
Some people swim all of the way through spring/summer/autumn

>>216588650
Reminds me of when I wanted the sarnie deal but didn't want the drink because all the options were sugary shite
so I says leave the drink and she goes you have to have the drink it's part of the deal
i said you can give me a drink but if you do it'll go straight in that bin
at this point i indicated the bin on my right
she shrugged and gave me the sandwich and the drink and, as promised, i put that drink straight in that bin on my way out

what's the least cool crime?

>>216588703
if you're over 30 don't go

>>216588722
Would love to cave in that little rat’s skull with a claw hammer

>>216588614
bet they're all tall and ripped and low inhib and confident and handsome and have big long fat cocks too corrrrrrr

>>216588654
kek yeah, if i saw that today i'd think it's AI generated

>>216588722
Need a gf like this

people may only use words I have previously heard of and use myself otherwise they are posers

>>216588700
You're lucky if you can have a week of swimming weather in a year. Also raw sewage is dumped all along the coast so I wouldn't go in it nowadays.

>>216588722
Feed him properly you're stunting his growth

>>216588739
public exposure
statutory rape
possession of indecent images of children
you get the point

>>216588722
my gf is like this, she is 19 but has looked 13/14 for the last 5 years

thinking of becoming a shagger, first step shagger creps, any recommendation?

>>216588685
soz oscar wilde but we have to come up with something to say in between your amazing hilarious posts
when's the next one btw?

>>216588740
why x

>>216588730
Like people that used to very cold water?

... tea time again and it's tea wearing my excellent glasses and Jordan hoodie watching James Martins Saturday Morning on iTV1 on SkyGo on phone with earbud connection and DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ..

>>216588778
total 90 astroturfs

>>216588787
Yeah

>>216588377
lol I haven't played it in a long time. all I remember is collecting those diamonds with the gps and that mission where you steal gold bullion

if u didnt have these in footy at school then u were POOR

>>216588759
Fuck off mate That's pomgling

Tummy not feeling great and that poo I just did was very soft. Reckon there’s a torrent of luminous liquid shit firing out the ol ringpiece in my very near future

>>216588790
Is he out of hospital?

It is genuinely absolutely strange and unacceptable how the UK fetishises the poppy and forces people to wear it regardless of circumstance

>>216588798
had these in red with studs

>>216588787
they swim on christmas day in cornwall

>>216588823
He's in the nuthouse now

>>216588823
yeah he's in some high-end care home / asylum for rich spackers now

>>216588825
never wore one

>>216588823
Yeah he's in a care home finally

>>216588790
get him out of this pathetic vile country

>>216588825
Not really
Not at all actually

Refuse to wear anything that shares its name with a person.

Poppy? Not wearing it.
Johnny? Not for me.

>>216588838
I see a lot of regular people there, it isn't that cold then?

>>216588869
not too cold for english bvlls and bvllesses

timmy used to have a nice rented flat in high wycombe feasting on charlie bighams now he lives in a single tiny room in a slough nuthouse

Remembrance Sunday is turning into War Halloween

>>216588881
spaki

60 year old white biddies gleefully running into the sea on Christmas day 20 yards away from an active sewer pipe

>>216588625
the weekday ones I do in around a minute or less usually but the saturday edition is larger

>>216588751
psc

>>216588886
How so

>>216588838
Me in the hi-viz vest keeping everyone safe

>>216588888
>white
yankified mong

Rorke getting his news from random grifters on YouTube and TikTok and he thinks there's going to be an uprising any day now LOL

>>216588921
yeah sorry my mistake the black aunties from the ends love running into the sea on Christmas day, despite having no means to get to the coast and or being able to swim

gfberg is sad because she's finished the sweets she bought the other day
bitch you ate them!

>>216588928
leftypol getting his news from george soros and the wef

Sir Geralt of Rivia

>>216588700
the beaches here are honestly crap. if its not actively raining its just overcast and windy
when i was a kid i would catch the train a couple of times a year with all my mates, but you can only do it spur of the moment when you already know it's sunny that day

>>216588798
wore these to my year 6 disco

shag that

>>216588938
fucking behead her with a claymore

>>216588936
there's no need to specify "white", "white" people are the default
this isn't Brasil yet

>>216588938
tell her, not us

>>216588938
be nice to gfberg, she loves you

washed some trousers with a receipt in the back pocket and its gone all over the arse of them
bloody nora!!!

>>216588595
I will look into those cheers

>>216588938
get her in the madhouse with Tim

leftypolonamadone

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762496470655810.mp4

they call me the human crayon

>>216588946
And if the sun does come out, then the beach is absolutely crammed
Had a lovely time at brid with a couple of lads getting pissed on the beach at 4am as the sun's coming up though
Saw a seal shuffling up the beach and a dog going mental at it like it was an alien

what the hell is a frank green

actual, reputable news sources are too slow for today's modern digital world because they have to deal with the burden of proof and journalistic integrity

when a happening happens all anyone cares about is watching the videos from bystanders appear on twitter because the information is right there. I don't want to read an article on BBC news 12 hours later that has zero information whatsoever despite its 500 word count because their sources "haven't been able to confirm" anything other than 'something happened'.

>>216589001
Because you've been down my japs eye?

more cushion for the pushion

>>216588978
shitting hellfire

>>216589023
Das Auto

wordle in 3 today

alri

>>216589023
er

got my modest willy on today

>>216589063
getting hard to tell if it's AI or not these days

>>216588959
fair play mate you might have had to slot one in the top corner in between I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die and the slow dance you never know

3 2 4 1

>hate working
>hate being a neet

>>216589063
hi mate I'll be down in a bit to let you in

>>216589063
>>216589080
do NOT let him in

got a bit hungry

>>216589016
sippy cup thermos for women

>>216589106
catbergs finally lost it

watching the lord mayors show cant see rorke there thought hed love this sort of thing

>>216588881
that's not what nuthouses look like

toil in 3 hours

If I could only be arsed to get drugs off the dark web or whatever it's called
I'd get enough to do myself in and then all this would be over
Easier to just do fuck all though innit

>>216588881
looks womfy

>>216589106
who am I to trust, the friendly feline with his helicopter cap on who just wants to be let inside, or the cat possessed by demonic black TikToks into performing mystical and dangerous tribal dances? the answer is already evident mate

>the dark web
oh my days normies actually believe this

>>216589168
What do you call it?

>>216589063
this is so beautiful

>>216589185
the ring

>>216589185
the hypernet

>>216589206
I'll ring your neck

can smell my arse from here

>>216589132
was meant to go and see that today but couldnt be arsed

>>216589063
imagine this but he has a full human sized knob and its flopping around

>>216589150
its honestly not that hard

introverts are the real energy vampires but no one is ready for that conversation

>>216589139
it is if you've got money behind you

theres a cat at the door with the helicopter hat on asking for you, anon

saw tor browser on my mates laptop
might have to dob him in

>>216589240
least of all them, because it involves a conversation

>>216589229
So people keep telling me but I can never figure out the currency and the cryptography or whatever the code stuff is called. Easier to just get booze and die slowly

>>216589249
let him in!

tims in a hospice

>>216589249
Is he from the Sainsbury?

>>216589253
oh I don't have time for him today, send him away

*thread starts to emit a faint glow*

>>216589296
No he isn't

never see people using the word "haggard"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-U3MQbCWU0
quite like this newfangled zoomer music

>>216589246
haha no
that's what a convalescent home looks like

>>216589330
I have
Used it myself too

>>216589330
what about that fella from harry potter

Day 7 of back pain after walking home with groceries, hurts to wank, hurts to lift dumbells at home

>>216589354
good

>>216589337
Right mate you the expert on the nuances of private UK healthcare mental and physical are you?

You're a guest in this thread, best remember it. Don't ever wind your neck out like this again you cunt.

>>216589342
why does he keep on doign it

>>216589354
Should get one of those drag along grocery things that chink students have

>>216589376
I'm not a pensioner bro

Not me thinking 'PNGtuber' was a v-tuber based in Papua New Guinea and PNG has an explosive v-tuber scene LOL

>>216589366
be quiet you fool

>>216589401
Literally never seen a pensioner with one of those
Anyway, yes you are a pensioner physically speaking if you're pathetic enough to get back pain after carrying shopping home

>>216589342
DURHAM PARKINSON
is it tunisia?
Paxo: Tunisia???? No! Tunisia??? What a stupid answer. You must be stupid yourself. Tunisia... Tunisia? HA! *spits at the durham team* it was Algeria

Why not reject all American media and only consume British media?

>>216589366
>>216589246
He's done you to be fair

>>216589450
>There isn't a minute that could be cut.
oh im sure i could try

>>216589449
kino
we'll never have anything like this ever again

>>216589449
>Paxo
more like paki nowadays

>>216589426
You've nothing to fall back on because you don't live here and you know fuck all about the UK besides what is drip fed to you in this thread. You have no argument because you're attempting to speak with authority about matters you are wholly unqualified to talk about. All you can do is kick out and tell people to "be quiet".

Your concession is accepted.

theres more Indians in India than all white people combined

oxbridge wankers love they trivia competitions

wish i was a codebreaker in ww2
playing with uboats on little maps, being autistic, getting bummed hard by alan turing when i broke the enigma code

>>216589490
actual reason for the account: he feels he's not ugly enough to be deserving of these fates and is now putting himself out there via TikTok for a shot at clout + birds sliding into his DMs

it's all so tiresome

>>216589499
love it when some plumber university batters an oxbridge college though

>>216589503
that last part was just unnecessary, wasn’t it?

>>216589490
>i have avoided society as much as humanly possible
>why has society not embraced me?

>>216589548
well the real life codebreakers deemed it necessary didn't they

>>216589480
you're making a lot of incorrect assumptions because you're a fool

>>216589441
I did my back in 5 years ago

Plans: finish this coffee, take shit, shower, brush teeth, head in the car and drive to the retail centre to walk around.

>>216589610
gonna buy owt?

why isn't anyone talking about how you can make s'mores in the air fryer?

nth for the gyaldem

>>216589542
shocked

>>216589610
>the retail centre
youre still here?

how do you know if you're a good driver or whether you're a bad driver but everyone is proactively reacting to your bad driving at all times thus avoiding accidents?

>>216589608
how'd you manage that

just tagged/sorted/backed up some music, like to listen the traditional way you see

>>216589624
too busy stuffing my face with pies i cooked in said air fryer
chicken and mushroom if you must know

>>216589622
might have a look at some shoes but no plans to buy

>>216589638
Is that not clear from the post

>>216589628
bet lauren has a lovely tuppence

>>216589642
do you sit in the middle lane on the motorway doing 60mph when the left lane is clear ahead of you?

>>216589414
EUV tuber I was watching was a PNG tuber for a day cause her Internet fucked it

>>216589624
an air fryer is a small oven mate
you can make anything in it

>>216589530
Yeah its a good feeling

nearly lunch time, reckon it's a burger with bacon and cheese for me

>"Medium Latte. Cup of."
And then I keep it moving.

>>216589642
told my mate id be too nervous and self conscious to drive and he said everyone is like that at first, and then a year later you're screaming at some wanker who's not seen the light change and you're the only bastard on the road who isn't a complete moron

>>216589644
Squatted through poor form

pint. pint of

>>216589700
bit silly wasn't it

just like the rest of society non whites and women are the problem on the roads

>>216589666
None of that vegan slop

listening to matching mole x

>>216589667
usually I'm in the left lane, the 'normal driving' lane.

however if I'm passing an exit / onramp and I can see there's a big line of traffic to my left coming on and there's clean air to my right in the middle lane then I'll move to the middle lane so they can get on and I don't have to think about merging, then further along I'll move back left

Well well well

>>216589716
NHSberg told me to push through the pain

>>216589748
Welcome to Cornwall. Enjoy your stay!

>>216589748
that's a nice one
dorset?

>>216589694
He's right that you lose the nerves and anxiety. You won't necessarily become a road rage mong though, that's down to personality.

>>216589727
aye meaty

>>216589721
Especially abos haha. Were you here for that? Wacky bruce was here earlier saying abos just lay down in the road for a sleep.

>>216589748
they were sucking golf balls 300 million years ago

mental health anxiety chats with the mates

>>216589765
devon

the snack

Blue light blocking glasses on in preparation for the afternoon nap

Can someone post that amouranth webm from yesterday?

>>216589864
I can't do that, but what I can do is this
*rolls over and goes to sleep*

post rate falls off a cliff as the deanos begin their footy watching

>>216589793
what sidmouth or summat

https://youtu.be/5sMpHfX5bPY

Goes hard

>>216589864
the biggest virgin you know has an alarm set for when this airs

>>216589886
>grey house
>grey clothes
>grey country
why?

>>216589951
They're subhuman

>>216589951
npc life

>>216589951
colours are bent

>>216589748
that hand is almost fossilized as well

building a really tall sandwich

dont like dreaming lads, it's usually very stressful

>>216589991
the tower of babybelon

making berrgerr

>>216589748
shag it

>>216589937
Genuinely one of the worst things i've ever seen, please delete this post

Double Check for me

mums complaining about literally everyone she ever knew again, can't even recall her ever saying anything good about someone who isn't me or her what a bitter self centered woman

>>216589951
it's easy innit
monochrome is boring but you can't really go wrong with it.

>>216589886
which match were they watching

>>216590054
ktimm

>>216589937
ching chong ching chong

>>216590080
two middle of the league shitters grind out a 0-0 draw

>>216589748
prefer kabutops, personally

>>216588502
>>216588502
>>216588502

Going to give the Three Peaks challenge a go before I turn thirty. Have no hope of finding any sense of accomplishment in a career, and I'm too far gone to enrich my life through socialising. Maybe mountains will give me a reason to live.

>>216590164
Um the Three Peaks challenge is actually super problematic :/

>>216590184
Ok idc

>>216590221
>>216590221
>>216590221

Keller, Laserpapier

Phimosis lad here. On the edge of my penis head, there are little white spots that are quite sensitive to touch. What are they?
I have a GP appointment in 2.5 weeks. I know I should have sorted this stuff out years ago but I want to know ASAP