Thread 216617088

How do I prevent these pieces of shit from using my balcony as their fuck hotel and designated shitting balcony?

Do you have tips in your country for me in my country?

If you can buy a bb gun kill them. If you cant because these precious creatures are protected by penal law like in Shitaly you cant do anything about it

Anti bird spikes

I was doubtful installing it but somehow it works. Haven't had a pigeon on my balcony in a few years now. Best €40 I've ever spent.

>>216617088 (OP)
>>216617129
>>216617151
>>216617231
Fuck you, pigeons are based.

>>216617245
I love birds but having your entire balcony covered in bird shit is not fun. It's a health hazard and it stinks.

>>216617088 (OP)
Eat them like peruvians do.
Teach the fuckers who's in charge

>>216617088 (OP)
>How do I prevent these pieces of shit from using my balcony as their fuck hotel and designated shitting balcony?
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>Do you have tips in your country for me in my country?

>>216617088 (OP)
Use nets with medium sized holes, looks ugly doebeit. Destroy their nests if you find one, to teach them to stay away.

>>216617088 (OP)
Put some small mirrors, the fuckers have low IQ so when they see themselves in the mirror, they get scared thinking it's another bird.

>>216617088 (OP)
Amazon have these cutouts of owls and other pigeon eating birds you can place on your balcony. They worked for my parents.

>>216617129
how about someone shoots you instead?

>>216617771
but what if the pigeon thinks it’s a friend?

>>216617088 (OP)
>Official retracts proposal to feed pigeon meat to poor children

>Provincial wildlife chief said that the birds are an "abundant resource" and emphasized their protein content. After other agencies denied such a plan, he admitted it was a "personal idea."

>Poor kids should eat pigeons and thus combat a plague that has invaded streets and public spaces. This controversial proposal sallied forth from the mouth of an official in Córdoba (Argentina), and was unanimously rejected from several quarters, after which the official qualified his stance as a "personal idea" rather than a completed project.

>It all began quite by chance, during a radio discussion in which the wildlife director of Córdoba province, Oscar de Allende was asked about reducing the sparrow population. He was then asked if any plans were in place to combat the overpopulation of pigeons. Without compunction, Allende stated that there was: "We have spoken to the people at Paicor [a provincial program for impoverished schoolchildren] about doing a project to see if we can finish off this problem using a nutritional approach."

https://www.clarin.com/sociedad/funcionario-propuso-palomas-despues-retracto_0_rJgiQGbhDXe.html

>>216618201
>Paicor - whose name stands for 'Córdoba Basic Assistance Program' - states on its website that it is "directed toward all of the needy school-aged children in the province of Córdoba," and that it "works in numerous schools." Including pigeons in the diets of these children was the proposal offered by Allende during his chat on Channel 3 [100.5 FM Córdoba].

>"We're looking for a way to create a solution to this issue, and change a bit the notion that the pigeon is a plague; a symbol of death. We look at it another way: we call it an abundant, protein-rich resource, and we're looking for ways to take advantage of this fact," stated Allende, who specified that his province had 600 million pigeons.

>After the initiative was presented, an implementation was suggested: "We trap them in their roosts, grab them, and move them to a refrigerated facility, where sanitation checks are done. From there, they are consumed locally or exported." Allende based his exportation hopes on the experience of La Pampa province, which once sold mounds of pigeons to America and Europe.

>Allende's plan spread quickly throughout Córdoba, and the rejections arrived just as quickly. "Paicor has never heard of this by any means, nor have I been contacted about it," stated its director, Verónica Bruera, who also appeared on Channel 3. "We are not undertaking any studies about replacing Paicor's current menus, which are based on beef, chicken, and eventually pork," she emphasized.

>>216618221
>Allende's idea was also rejected by his boss, the Environment Secretary of Córdoba province, Federico Bocco, who labeled the comments "unfortunate" and "unfounded." "I categorically deny this. This has not been an item of discussion. If he made those comments in the way I've been told, they aren't serious proposals," he stated in comments reported by Córdoba's La Voz newspaper. And if anyone still took Allende's idea seriously, Córdoba's chief cabinet minister affirmed: "We are not thinking about this. We've never studied giving pigeons to Paicor."

>Following this trail of rejections, Allende had no option but to rethink, walk back his comments and clarify the nature of the "project": "It's just a personal idea. An idea more than a proposal," he told Radio Mitre. "We're not going to start giving kids pigeons to eat," he confirmed, but then added: "I talked about the possibility of seeing this plan used by public agencies." Regardless, he considers it "a good project," although "it was distorted a bit."

>In short - for good or ill - the idea has not taken flight at the moment.

>>216617151
>>216617231
useful and very legal, don't want to kill birds so had these installed and works like charm.

>>216617860
These apparently only work temporarily and you have to keep moving them

Get a cat

>>216617088 (OP)
install a falcon nest on your balcony instead.

>>216617231
how could these work? like the pidgeon doesnt see them when landing, then getting tangled into the wire and falling to balcony bellow yours?

>>216619054
No such thing here

>>216619054
>how could these work?
Pigeons don't like landing next to wires and stuff because it prevents them from taking off quickly. Also, if they don't see the wire they fly into it and get scared.
At least that's what I have witnessed myself since installing it. Sometimes one will land, flap around a but but their wings touch the wire and they get spooked and leave.

>>216617088 (OP)
water pistol

>>216617245
Yeah when they live in wild forests and craggy coasts. Not when they are urban pests.