Thread 216617278

latex edish

>>216617278 (OP)
this is the won

might start using long gay porn words like equanimity and epistemological

on the trian

>>216617278 (OP)
this might get deleted because i'm pretty sure you can see her fannois

>>216617310
same

>>216617311
nah its a modesty patch trust me

>>216617310
any fitties?

>>216617320
are you a foreigner

leftypol mate this is how you make jokes

>>216617320
the reason turt doesn't post anymore is because i ran into him in public and heemed him into the pavement and now he's a quadriplegic who pisses into a catheter

catberg walking on two legs again
he thinks hes mick jagger

>>216617340
nh, not today
but i’ll keep you posted if i see any

>>216617356
why do communist males always have beards and glasses

>>216617378
love these AI cats

>>216617384
it's the reddit look

wow political humour revolving around e-celebs and youtubers so faneeeh zoomzoom

rorke is finished

Off tae church

have I got news for you is still going

>I will not let The White City fall
Really Tolkien?

>>216617449
no need to get your panties in a bunch, you just aren't funny pal

mayo top dumb

>>216617490
Who else is gonna hire him?
Captcha: P00mpj

troon scale

>>216617382
you better
dont test me

how good does a titjob feel? asking for a friend

>>216617544
>develops identically to a cis woman. Passes without effort. Is usually fully stealth.
they actually believe this

laughing obstreperously

>>216617544
bizarre seeing trannies use 4chan lingo, i assumed all trannies were leftypol redditors

new car

>>216617594
4chan has 30% women users, 90% of them are trannies

look at the stats on the front page

Might cop

>>216617544
not reading this utter schizo drivel

I've contracted aids from an African prostitute.
I'm riddled with it

>>216617603
So by the power of mathematics, that means 3% of 4chan users are actually women with 27% of them being mentally ill

feel like SHIT

>>216617629
i'm pretty sure 100% of all 4channers are mentally ill

>>216617517
can you repeat that in english

>>216617629
i have a feeling the percentage of women overall is 1% and in these generals probably around 0.0001%

get the biomass eviscerated

why are third worlders all midgets, lads

is it all nutrition?

Ate a bag full of onion rings at 7pm last night and then threw them up at 1AM

>>216617605
howdy

>>216617690
Cannot figure out how zoomers ended up so tall when they don’t eat meat, live off energy drinks, don’t sleep, barely exercise, and are allegedly all stressed and mentally unwell.

>>216617691
How's that smelling right about now?

they fear the NEET chads

michael jacskon has died

>>216617719
Just genetics I reckon, women like tall men which has created all these tall zoomers, however they don't eat properly and end up as tall skinny lanklets.
At least, that's my theory

>>216617736
>"crisis of opportunity"
GEE I WONDER WHAT THE SOLUTION WILL BE, MR LABOUR MAN

>>216617691
probably good for you
you get all the yummy flavour at 7pm then expunge the rest of the muck at 1am

>>216617719
i thought gen x was the tallest gen

Any 5'10" man in

just hopped on another train lol

>>216617594
/lgbt/ is one of the grimmest and most deranged boards on this website

>>216617747
i remember there were a bunch of people killing themselves after he died because they didn't want to live in a world without michael jackson
also a bunch of suicides because people saw avatar and were depressed because nothing as beautiful as pandora existed in real life
2009 was a bit of a mental year

>>216617747
F

>>216617783
do swedes not wash their clothes why are you so dirty

get the NEETS of universal credit
get the fakers off PIP
scrap motability
cut all pensions
cut the winter payments

country cured

>>216617736
>waste your youth toiling and still at the end of it be unable to afford even the most basic of living abodes

cant blame zoomoids at all tbqhwy, probably easier they go down this path then jump in front of a train when they hit their mid 30s

>>216617783
get a lint roller you dirty bastard

>>216617799
these pants are dust magnets, they were pristine when i left

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZILRjJmz_Go&list=RDZILRjJmz_Go&start_radio=1

I did a wank last year on May 29th.

yes google i will definitely use 'AI MODE'

>>216617803
Been depressed all my life and not had a penny thrown at me by the state. Absolute mug, me, could’ve turned my suicide attempts into £10k a year if I’d played my cards right.

Kpop desu lads

>>216617817
looks like a smart fit where are you off to?

Sex with Emma Watson. Scat play with Emma Watson.

>>216617819
same, also did one the day after, and also every single day between then and now

>>216617818
you got raped lol

>>216617854
looking old there

What’s Ruby Granger doing right now?

I just don’t understand the appeal of Claudia Winkleman. Every time she’s been on WILTY or Countdown I just find her extremely annoying.

>>216617846
dadberg’s, father’s day innit

is that black thing her puberts

how did michael jackson turn white

if "I'm black and don't shut up about BLM, but I only fuck white guys" was a person

>>216617890
Black magic

>>216617551
why is that lasses look well cuter on public transport

>>216617854
looking young, fit and fertile here

>>216617890
had a condition which made him turn white so he bleached his skin to keep it all balanced

>>216617869
shoving her wand into her fannois like a battering ram

it looms

>>216617901
sexo

>>216617874
father's day was months ago you lot are mental

>>216617869
on her knees about to suck me off

>>216617901
see half those black panther girls in beyonces half time show had white boyfriends lulz they really do be BUILT FOR BWC

>>216617916
whats in that box

>>216617869
on her knees munching blakeney's minge

>gay blind date two weeks running on the guardian
it not right

>>216617278 (OP)
Mmmm, what a flawless edition <3

>>216617378
Haha, cute cat

>>216617477
This one is nice too

had a dream I was King George 3rd and my wife was Helena Bonham Carter and I was trying to negotiate with Thomas Jefferson to keep the US a part of the British Empire

>>216617869
Probably doing a poo.

>>216617937
me when i auditioned for the movie Seven

>>216617934
how do you even know that

>>216617968
that's a bloke

SIr King Gorge

err right so that’s a clear violation of the rules here

>>216617968
is tht a big fanny or normal

>>216617991
perfect pussy

>>216617968
scary

>>216617928
nah you lot are just early, father’s day makes sense being in november

>>216617968
need to lay my head on it

>>216617991
it's a willard

>>216617989
nigger get a job

Did 34.5k steps yesterday

>>216617969
I saw some black dude make a post about it calling them race traitors. Someone posted the darkies post on /pol/

oooooooofff!

i hate niggers

>>216617968
would munch on that like it was my only meal for the day

5 day work week was designed to fuck you up

brutal mogging

Arsenal already blown the league lmao

>>216617818
>rats
I have a solution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8oWiSFlnSk

>>216618018
i think you should spend less time on the computer

bit mental to think that somewhere on earth is an absolutely hideous beast of a woman with a pristine perfect fanny that no man will ever see

looks like the straightoids have woken up

>>216618026
based

>>216617959
I had a dream that my window was broken due to high winds and I was struggling to close it again to stop the draft into the house, more annoying is that it is a new window too.
I also dreamed about shagging some fat bitch, which was good.
Then I woke up, window is fine but no fat bitch to fuck :/

found rorke's gaff

>>216618057
looks a bit young mate...

sorry wrong one, here is a nice pussy

mad how lovely women are

>>216618047
I think you should shut your nigger mouth

>>216618081
diablo 2 is such a great game fuck me would love to spend a month just grinding it out again

>>216618088
right well that's a cock and bollocks isn't it

>>216618099
the beef curtains as it were

>>216618108
LOL

here's a lovely british clunge

>>216618009
Faggot

its finna rain yall

right well thats a lot of fannies isnt it

>>216618099
looks like predator

>>216618140
imagine the smell(s)

right well thought I was logging in to a sfw board

Bet Emma has a lovely fanny.

Never use to mind fat people but I sit next to one at my new toil and he’s fucking vile to be around. Literally burping all day and making groaning noises as he moves about in his seat. He gets out of breath just waddling around the office. The other day he spent like half an hour getting ready to go talk to someone upstairs. Drinking water, cursing under his own breath, complaining to everyone in earshot about how unfair it is that he has to climb a single flight of stairs.

vaginas are terrifying

>>216617645
I saaaaaaid MAYO (English word) TOP DUMB¬¬ like the movie. shes so dumb >.<

>>216618173
dont like fat people

picture, if you will, a bunch of women with their fannies out

>>216618180
Poof

m*ids will see a labia and lose 40IQ points in a heart beat. disgusting creatures

>>216618173
get the fatties forced slim

>>216618180
true or if I had to compare it with gay stuff I woudlnt say "terrifying"
just a bit scary and "what if I dont like her vagina". well as long as she (person) isnt fat

>>216618173
one at my place fucking stinks he wears the same clothes day in day out

>>216618180
>>216618202
grow up

hi

willies just make so much more sense

mmm danone

I hate
disabled people that have jobs

just go home ffs. fucking disabledoid

/deutsch/ non-stop talking about trannies again

>>216617320
... cute ...

>>216618258
business as usual in every thread

>>216618250
can’t have a shaft without a hole, both makes sense together

big fan of straight line pussies with no lips

>>216618278
straightoid propaganda

>>216618272
too dark for my liking

>>216618272
Why isn’t it sideways?

>>216618278
sex is like a elevator

just remembered the time at primary school when the teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we were older

i said 'happy', she said 'i didn't understand the question' and i replied 'you don't understand life'......

>>216618281
*jumps right in*

>>216618250
dont like them. maybe it is mommy issues but they are gross, STD-carrying dirty things and men dont know how to wash their penis, o algo. or however the carrot crunches
then if you get all mad and say that "yours is clean" (mine is unironically clean and it doesnt have any dickcheese or stuff like that) then it probably looks all weird and bumpy or not aesthetic. every time someone posts their dick it looks like a gremlins finger - I guess you could get off to that if you were gay like if someone gross for straight people were posted

not gay but willies just look more appealing than vaginas

i like them fat meaty with a lil stubble

Janitor application acceptance emails are being sent out. Please remember to check your spam box!

>>216618173
like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWdik29MTrE

muslamic rayguns

>>216618281
pretty girl and a perfect pussy. has to be a celebrity

>>216618306
my penis is circumcised and clean and aesthetic i think you're projecting thoughts of your own strange goblin willy onto me

>>216618285
wanting to plug an arse hole with your willy is mental illness mate

theres only one beer left

>>216618281
so you're a nonce

>>216617278 (OP)
not really an acceptable outfit to wear to parents' evening is it

Janny will be quite livid when he sees this thread.

>>216618339
lol cut penises are grim. sorry! haha! just the jews or muslim jews got to you. just true!

>>216618327
she is a braphog too, does fart videos

This is why we incel* walk

*I'm actually engaged and had sex this very weekend

>>216618343
when u got some ovulating twink bussy infront of you your perspective changes

>>216618350
seething roastie

>>216618365
i should talk to her

>>216618365
thats clearly a different girl

>>216618371
these house era was just god the king playing RTS or Skyrim or something, the king (appointed by god) figuring out how to do the country. this is literally a house from gmod rp

raining outside so no point going out today I'll just need to stay in all day doing nothing

>>216618371
lol we live in the same town

>>216618396
obviously. i'm just pussyposting nigger

>>216618406
Going to get stuck into EU5 properly today me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cqd7qBH9sY

There is an old belief,
That on some solemn shore,
Beyond the sphere of grief
Dear friends shall meet once more.

Beyond the sphere of Time
And Sin and Fate's control,
Serene in changeless prime
Of body and of soul.

That creed I fain would keep
That hope I'll ne'er forgo,
Eternal be the sleep,
If not to waken so.

>>216618424
ideal vagina ngl

so do rules not apply anymore why are there loads of fannies still on this blue board

>>216618424
vile brown mess between her legs looks like she pooed herself

>>216617521
not seen, or thought about him in years

>>216618424
Why’s there a seam running into her arsehole?

>>216618444
don't like hairy bumholes

if I joked around and said that I could get a boy pregnant then it would undermind me when I said I could go get abos preggo, like I could. im just built different. im a neanderthal an actual hunter/gatherer adapter. sorry you couldnt survive the same, if we went back to primorial times (I would); not sorry I wouldnt forget how to make fire (you dont deserve to exist anymore)

oh fuck off

>>216618424
and how do you plan to recover when the janny finds out

#freeGhetts

>>216618449
GROW UP BENDER

>>216618461
im a freak nigga i live for that shit!

>>216618449
Kier Lost
4chan won

>>216618374
that's a nice one

>>216618444
Vulva, not vagina.

trying to have breakfast here

British people should go get abos pregnant
not that they have any survivability (at least we arent bugs so it doesnt matter) or use at all. abos are useless and gay!
go get female abos pregnant
just more of a "vanity" project of the whites. just because to rape them as well. just to rape abos
I hope they all die

>>216618374
many such cases

>>216618504
*sucks you up my arse*

hello do we have any mentally insane freakazoidal maniacs in the house tonight if so please raise your proboscis and click your mouth parts like a beetle

>>216618505
get stuck in, there's plenty of fanny

Might pop into church for a rememberance service

>>216618371
see you at marshalls yard in 20 for a coffee and a pastry x

go have sex have sex have sex have sex have sex have sex
have sex incel have sex incel have sex HAVE SEX
HAVE SEX

can't tell if abo shagger is a new mousey gimmick

>>216618519
*raises*

>>216618525
a catholic one i hope

pussyol

>>216618525
You can just remember what you want at home
I remember things all the time here

>>216618539
ive said it before and ill say it again. gentleman we need to have sex with abos, NOW. it wont lead to anything but you must go get them pregnant, for what it is because the universe told me to. I mean legal age abos

Do you reckon Emma Watson has a lovely innie fanny or a big roastie or something in between?

>>216618533
sorry bitch, I'm too busy grinding

Three cheers for the sacrifices made
We will never forget them
Pussyposter, you efforts were appreciated

*peter hitchens voice*

well what it seems to me.....is that we actuallly fail to remember that this was a war we did not win.....we simply avoided losing it....

making an arrangement

>>216618575
how about grind these rocks together nigga
and then grind together diamonds and metal or alums and - im not going to try make a new, creative funny thing - make a machine. METAL MECHINA

been playing bloodlines 2 and have been enjoying it, i can understand why a lot of niggas hate it so much but it doesn't bother me none

bacon and eggs for breakfast

>[in war]
>fighting
>*one thousand poppies bloom out of nowhere*
>literal NPCs: wow so true!

>>216618610
worth pirating now or wait a year u reckon?

>>216618585
I will not engage in your childish so called 'trick or treating', the trick my young friends is on you. Your country has been sold out from under you. There is no treat, and I have no hope at all for your future.

>>216618018
>9 years ago with 2 posts
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/63864411/
how do you even remember that kek

why do geese and ducks have bills not beaks seems like an evolutionary fuckup how are they meant to defend themselves

>>216618628

that isnt what I meant be people dying of opium and for heroin - because it obviously was the government doing it (the poppies and war) - but it makes u think

>>216618629
depends on how you feel about TND

dont have remembrance day here

UK trains are so fucking bad how do you guys rely on these to get to work

>>216618657
that's because all your war veterans were evil fascists who are burning in hell

>>216618603
uh... yeah

>>216618657
*farts on you*
remember this nigga

>>216618663
i don't

Rorke, M.D., prison OB/GYN

>>216618674
done that hun bastard

>>216618513
LOVE emily bloom

why is it illegal for female prison wardens to fuck the inmates? you are in prison, youre property; a slave. sorry but thats in the constitution
they should be allowed to fuck them and also its nothing like the other one which is a FETISH. its not like theyre mentally ill, wouldnt be up for free pussy (while in prison). you could say that everybody is having fun, so it is a victimless crime. grow up

mad how shit being hungover is and it's easily preventable but I still do it multiple times a week

Thoughts on the Personal Ordinariate of Our Lady of Walsingham lads?

>>216618657
you shou'd your soldiers reich was the loss leader for ours

>>216618648
dont really care about blackoids in media

>>216618725
what about female prisons lad

you probably did something bad so now you are in prison and random woman should be allowed to have sex with you whenever she wants. not that anyone would disagree but you dont care if a woman gets in trouble for doing this

>>216618637
kek my brother knows. I'm racismlad :) I remember everything racist

Get your winkies out for the lads in hospital.

remembrance day? Nay. retribution day

prison rape usually only occurs in prisons with high concentrations of niggers. in australia most of the prison population are lebs and they might beat you up but they won't bum you because it's haram

>>216618417
I am simply passing by

Gainsborough is a very liminal place

holy fuck I just sunk 2 red bulls after not having any for a week and I can feel it pumping through my veins. I'm about to enact TOTAL NIGGER DEATH

>>216618753
I think maybe the only time it is acceptable to practise on your family members (your wife is your family member I think?) is if you have a gf or wife outside of prison whod say, if she was arrested, like "yes lets get me back in prison!" because she couldnt make it on the outside then the same for women if I was her bf and she was there in prison
only saying that instead of that I dont know I cant get pussy so I wont form an opinion on it. I would probably be a good bf for someone who does that though and I got sidetracked to say that I wouldnt mind a girl cucking me if she had sex with women, and actually thats kinda hot. so I guess I am a cuck to lesbians

>>216618797
prison rape is a meme and propaganda in the current year. it was only a thing before we were both alive

Just seen some daft speckie cunt pay for parking when it's free on a Sunday omds

>>216618807
have some heroin and calm down racismlad

>>216618807
heart is going to give out

David Lammy reportedly tells colleagues to always refer to him as Deputy Prime Minister, not by name

>>216618858
deputy malteser head

she would definitely have to be your gf from outside of prison though, otherwise it would just be a quick fling or fuck (or chuck) and shes not really your gf, is she though? I still dont know or dont want an opinion on that but I guess its an argument for it being equal between men and women in the case of female officers fucking male prisoners which I agree with

>>216618725
The prison guards would be compromised. It would give preferential treatment and even a chance to escape to some of the prisoners based their ability to seduce the guards.

I love Canary Wharf, everything so shiny
I love to walk around, I feel so fucking tiny
With glass around me
And with grass on me
Surrounding by the corpo bros and the corpo blocks

>>216618870
SCREAMING

>>216618832
>>216618841
the hearts of niggers will give out after I crush their chests in with a spinning roundhouse heel kick

>>216618884
if they can escape from jsut one prison officer out of thousands then lmao. I hope all of them escape, in that case. all of the white ones though not blacks with their coalburners

why is every australian in /brit/ a turbo racist? (myself included of course)

fuck knows what those thai freaks put in me dinner yesterday but im pooing up a pungent storm

>>216618885
Canary Wharf was amazing in the late 90s, early 2000s. All the big corporates have moved out now and it feels almost like a ghost town on some occasions

>>216618884
the original thing wasnt about black people though. I mean with them being used as dicks for female prison officers, because women like sex too; I mean that I do not care if they are black or white. but not the black ones using the woman to get out of prison if they do break out - gross; not black rapists

mad how you never see pregnant asian women

>>216617320
Legitimately sad a thing like you has to be crammed in a tube with the things in the background

corrr

what a luvely memerance sunday service

Do I drive to Lidl (2 minutes) or walk (10 minutes)? I need bread

why does the city of london operate outside of the rest of london and even the UK, i thought the vatican was the only place like that

and I hope that if the entire system can fall because of one person (a woman, no less) then it should burn to the ground. and release all of the "womaniers" with that but only the white ones

raping the terraria goblin tinkerer

>>216618858
that's standard for parliament
unless he means all the time

>>216618884
I also see the argument about rapists getting raped in prison (in MY context the way the conversation is going). what do you think about that? me, I think slippery slope
should rapists be used as sex slaves for prison wardens in prison?

>>216618909
we are goated
shrimple as

>>216618957
because the global financial system of tax havens and offshore accounts that london is central to relies on archaic, deliberately convoluted law shrouded by tradition

going to play some peak it;s a very cofmy game

raping the terraria guide

>>216618932
I didn't bring up black people and didn't know the original story that sparked the discussion involved race. It's irrelevant though. That's why it's unprofessional for guards to have sex with prisoners. It's also unethical since the guards are in a supreme position of power. That might not be a huge issue for some prisoner-guard relationships, but imagine a gay bloke guard wanted to bum you, or a fat ugly woman with syphilis was after you.

>>216619006
just not on

>>216618909
You seem to have the only white nationalists who aren't absolute fucking retards and degenerates

>>216618957
it doens't do that

raping the terraria wall of flesh

>>216618957
load of free mason shite there part of it is even called 'temple' ffs

>>216618804
fuck off we're full

>>216619034
What's with you and rape
You're mad on it today

>>216618957
It doesn't. It has some special priveleges and powers and its own Lord Mayor and council (Corporation of London), police force and courts but the laws of England and Wales still apply.

eating chips

>>216618957
think about like drawing a pentagram on the ground to summon the devil
similarly human powers can only exist where they can carve our their own licence usually in the form of some region where unlike everyone else they permit themselves to 'have their cake and also eat it'

same is true of washington being unrepresented as a state

Racist Man. the latest super hero.
"don't thank me, ma'am. just looking out for my race."

>>216619061
why

>>216618424
timmy's weakness

>>216619074
Never you mind

based janny is being a dick cunt today. Love ya jan

raping a medium box of kfc chips

Built

>>216618981
Nobody should be used as sex slaves. For one thing, what about when they get out? They're not going to be well rehabilitated after that. For another thing, what if they turn out to be innocent? What if a guard develops a deeper relationship with one of these sex slaves? Then we're back to my original point about preferential treatment and a chance to escape.

>>216619013
nah I just dont think they should release black (rapists)
yeah I thought about the gay thing in the time between my post and your reply. I guess that if it was a lesbian getting fucked by a male guard, that would be bad. to be edgy, they dont have dildos in prison - it would maybe help the population as a whole (if they went and had sex with straight men) to let them get some pussy in prison. then there is also the women getting pregnant however. the pool of guys in tere should be OK enough for them to not go fuck a gay guy who could go get fucked by bi/gay guys in prison
fucking CAPTCHA and that cooldown

>>216619081
its the you know whos isnt it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6dxIgO-gIw

sundy uploafs

>>216619092
*sick cunt
Australian term of endearment

raping a stingray

>>216619099
Oh boy more 1girl slop

just went to boil the kettle and it was already boiled
mental

>>216619138
you live with your parents mongo

raping the toaster

>>216619038
Freemasonary and the City of London are seperate, although there is a City of London Lodge and some of the Livery Company's have lodges.

I'm involved in this stuff, and honestly, it's not that special or powerful. I mean I post here ffs. It's just mostly old people who like dressing up in regalia and having nice dinners.

>>216619101
a mutual deeper relationship between the two nullifies the first two points
rehabilitation isnt real whether its innatea nature or prejudice (if a cop has it out for you (dangerous!) outside). they should be used as sex slaves for my original point, in that they did something wrong and if a woman wants to use them then they should be allowed because they did that, so any way that they can pay it back to the community is good

it looms for the aus toil freaks

raping racismlad

>>216619127
Ok

want to boil the kettle but it won't fit in the pan

>>216619144
news to me

>>216619006
cant count the number of times ive burned that nigga to death with a voodoo doll

rape cloggies mum
best part cloggy isn't even Dutch. He's just some parasite living in a white man's country

also raping racismlad

>>216619155
do not as for whom the toil looms. it looms for thee

racisming rapelad

raping my gfs labubus

going to the carehome as an undercover elderly and beating the shit out of JF workers and raping them

rape britain

>>216619165
so you have a smart kettle that boils on a timer. alri billionaire TWAT

>>216619151
Imagine the kind of people that scenario would attract to the prison service. And now imagine you're wrongfully imprisoned, which happens all the time by the way. You might even find yourself being framed for a crime by the very guards who want to keep you as their sex slave.

>>216619074
It's more just a ceremonial thing these days, and because that's how it has always been done. The Corporation of London predates Parliament. Back in the day merchants wanted to make money, built walls around the City, asked the king to leave them alone if they paid him money in the form of taxes instead of having to deal with feudal lords and the like

rorke going into the carehome in a gray rambo wig and boxing gloves like a pale horse
>>216619206
nobody should get wrongfully imprisoned, simple as that. abraham lincolhn - would rather see 100 guilty men walk free than 1 innocent man go to prison

>>216619197
think ive got mental health and just forgot that i boiled it

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