Thread 216680093

new /brit/ new me

Just had one of those part-baked baguettes with prawns in it
Delicious! Very much like those part-baked breads

>>216680093 (OP)
don't like that image

>>216680125
really wasn't worth saving for the new

>>216680113
you're still a brown animal, so...

>>216680136
its not funny when you use the botnet

>>216680125
Is this AI generated?
Looks AI generated but the search bar at the top looks like Netflix

i apologise for my disparaging posts about Australians. new /brit/, new me.

<3

@grok why is my mum angry at me

>>216680156
brainless miron

god damn i miss summer

listening to Lord of the Rings on audiobook so will be posting about it for the next 90 hours

anime

>>216680161
we all love you don't worry :3

>>216680161
im rubber youre glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

>>216680149
animals are cool. i like monkeys, cats, frogs, shelled creatures like snails, turtles, and... others. I like birds, fish, octopi, mammals, the other one. <3

>>216680183
i dont love him. i dont even like him.

>>216680191
>i like monkeys
thank you

Odds I play Tales of Xillia
Evens I play Tales of Xillia
Dubs I read a bit of book before playing Tales of Xillia
0? well who knows
>>216680169
*stuffs my fist down your japs eye*

>>216680181
im an animator from Israel and this is my animation

Having never watched an episode of the Chase I now associate Bradley Walsh with unimaginable evil

listened to some audio porn last night and i got it but it didnt really do anything for me, know what i mean lads? i understand where i was supposed to be getting horny but it just wasnt doing it.

any you lads an audio wanker?

>>216680201
you do a bit though

good evening
hopefully the BE flag poster killed himself

Reminder that sandwiches were sold like this in the UK until the late 70s. M&S were the company that introduced packaged and chilled sandwiches to the British public, and that was in 1979.

>>216680224
you are literal cattle nigga how do you not understand imagining things

>>216680191
um, ackshually? its not octopi. in nominative its octopodes in latin and oktopodes in greek whence it came

>>216680224
yes l use AI to create erotic audio specifically for my tastes

fuck i hate coconuts, and all the other untermenschen brown filth. mashallah if i was around during colonial times i'd go door to door (in coconuts cases, leaf hut to leaf hut) and gun down every man, woman and child with my musket and English long bow

>>216680234
He did, saw it on Sky news this morning

good morning download this update to go download 6.4GB

>>216680239
Packaged and chilled sandwiches and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>216680239
nowt wrong with it

>>216680224
Wrote a script to scrape entire soundgasm back catalogs when you were still in your dad's sack.

>>216680253
fuck all that incel shit i'd be sailing from island to island doing nothing but shagging all the thick brown women

doing the aphex twin rubber Johnny dance on my gaming chair

i say the n word out loud probably over 100 times a day on average, it's a compulsion you see

i like octopodes

>>216680243
what AI do you use to create audios

>>216680262
why are you still single??

>>216680239
dont worry we'll be back to it soon reduce reuse recycle

>>216680239
What's sosage?

been using chatgpt to make a setting for a ttrpg and the other day I saw one of my players using it to write his backstory
we're literally just middle men for AI to play with itself

feeling quite enraged by the unwelcome presence of brown nigger beasts infesting my /brit/, so I'm off to go watch brown "people" die on bestgore. I shall return tomorrow to post more racism

>>216680284
character.ai or miniapps

>>216680274
yeah probably while you are sucking and fucking them

>>216680288
gay porn disease
got a very visible and disgusting gay porn
im very blackpilled about it. im hideous

Just seen some spastic american on twitter moaning about Britain being a failed state because he took a connecting flight from Dublin to Paris via heathrow and then in a pure yankbrained moment thought he had to leave airside to transfer instead of following the very obvious signs meaning he missed his flight

can't stop watching that webm

>>216680271
also based, so long as you don't breed them like the retarded Spaniards did

she's a 10 but doesn't support total nigger death

I've had hundreds of notifications on twitter today

>>216680306
which one

im buying Pringles more because I want to support the Pringles industry now that they have gone back down to a reasonable price

>>216680302
im hideous too

texting her do you ever think of us again

yes texting

sms

>>216680320
so a 6 then?

the prnigles industry

>>216680330
the only reasonable price is 1 pound a tube

>>216680347
its like £1.75 now

haha eating prgigles while redaing yhe bimble while i post braldey walsh responding to how anon got pasta delivery

>>216680268
>:param:
>there's no parameter
um

>>216680329
you know which one

Prince Giles Sir Cream & Onion

oh ffs

>>216680361
wow that is reasonable i too will buy pringle

>>216680362
you are copying from the lowest on the social ladder here, and he gets no replies. just dont copy the loser beta males if you expect to be a success and popular here

saw someone getting pringles delivered on here and each tube was like five quid

>>216680324
cor you've viral mate

>>216680372
you buying a dildoid

>rather not say
tired ahh gimmick

>>216680268
big ups Beautiful Soup
Remember when I first discovered it I just wrote script after script to scrape random shit I didn't need because the concept was fascinating to me

>>216680324
expect a knock from your local police force then

>>216680386
thank you winner alpha male, very cool

sprinting around the thread on all fours leaving a constant unbroken log of shit on the ground behind me like a snail trail

ate 90% of a mouldy bit of pita bread and didnt realise until i looked down at the last bit in my hand and saw the splodges

>>216680418
im the (based) alpha here because I am first and most powerful. I am alpha because others follow (me)

feeling neoliberal

reminder to report the BE flags posts because it is your civic duty to do so and because he is not welcomehere

>>216680430
don't want to scare you but I got a severe lung infection from eating mouldy bread once and had to go on IV antibiotics for 2 weeks
almost suffocated in my sleep

>>216680430
soon playing in your colon https://youtu.be/wIE5wwvicew

>>216680364
well it uses the user parameter from the __init__ function

>>216680372
that looks painful and my willard is very small would it not make it go inside

>>216680467
giggled x

how do chastity cages work then
do you put your balls in also? otherwise you could just slide your willy out

>>216680469
that's an attribute

one, two, three o'clork, four o'clork rorke

hate when a poo starts off solid then turns liquidy towards the end like when a tomato sauce bottle starts spraying that red water out

won 5 in a row against 6800 elo (im 6000 elo). 6000 is a C rank

>>216680511
do the surgeons get free lifetime access to the onlyfans and manyvids pages of the slags they give implants and bbls too

>>216680268
mad like. what's your poison lad? cuz all the ones i listened to last night were just "alright".

right well that's a slag lying on the bed with her tits and fanny out

just realized I'm having alcohol cravings for the first time in my life, must have stripped the neurons in my brain or something because I never had that before, never had a problem quitting for weeks or months at a time

millennials are the first generation where dads are expected to be the breadwinner AND contribute to fatherhood
every other generation was one or the other, we're the first to be both and no-one ever talks about it

Is it better to try and get signed off from toil for a month in order to get sober from drug addiction or should I just leave my job and start over when i'm ready?

>>216680523
for me its those poos where the first bit is solid then loads of liquid poo comes out
its kinda like opening a bottle of wine

>>216680509
well I've bluffed as far as I can so I will have to concede now

>>216680372
yeah well transgenderism is a sexual fetish so that all adds up

tinnitusberg is back at it

feeling

>>216680559
heard it's good to have routine. more time to yourself is more time to fill with drugs.

>>216680466
thanks but its ok i am unemployed now and do fuck all anyway so if death takes me it will be an act of mercy

samuel

>>216680579
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

>>216680474
i strongly recommend this

>>216680590
Thats true, if you are sober. I have a routine but im a drug addict. Even down to scheduled drug use to get through the day. It's not good.

>>216680558
just find a 20s-30s woman that doesn't want to work and will raise kids (impossible)

darren

>>216680540
Depends what you're into I suppose. If you give me a ballpark idea of what your preference is I may be able to point you in the right direction.

>>216680618
is that a hose clip?

>>216680645
not anymore!

>>216680653
chortling

dogshit thread

*takes rorkes batteries out*

>>216680666
cheer up

I'm gonna go wank off to latina SSBBWs

>>216680624
which drugs?

>>216680695
must have been after the Buu saga because that's when I stopped watching

>>216680695
too skinny
cant wank to fatties unless they’re immobile

>>216680697
opiates/opioids

>>216680711
Good post

who wears those

>>216680637
Yes mate?

Today`s

Pocket Monster
of

The Day
Is ..
Bulbasaur !!

>>216680715
low battery warning on the mobility scooter hits like viagra

I've been watching Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing and thinking about getting into fishing.
Or maybe I just need a friend...

Today`s

Pocket Monster
of

The Day
Is ..
Charizard !!

>>216680736
good pokemon
>>216680764
boring pokemon

>>216680736
he is very cool
do you think he is a frog or a dinosaur

>>216680774
charizard is based you nerd

>>216680764
https://vocaroo.com/5h7yA24jd3u

>>216680734
glad youre here

wish i were a wealthy professional living in Belgium during the medieval warm period

>>216680737
for me its when they’re so fat they get stuck in doorframes or the shower

>>216680785
was*
they won't stop wanking this nigga off and now i'm bored of him

suppose id better have a shower. got to go to toil in half an hourish.

>>216680640
im not looking for anything lad i was just curious what youre wanking to because as i say it was doing nothing for me

we already knew what the third evolution of squirtle and charmander were from the box art on Red and Blue

the only logical choice was therefore Bulbasaur, so that one might discover what its third evolution was. As it turned out it was just a bigger Bulbasaur but there was no way to have known that in advance.

>>216680763
Think you need to gain a clue mate

>>216680825
>there was no way to have known that in advance.
Pocket Monsters Green

showed it !!

>>216680736
for me it's sharpedo

>>216680841
elaborate

>>216680793
Thanks. I'm glad you're here too. :)

>>216680858
rattled

>>216680868
MODS

Off to tesco

>>216680845
easy on the shar though, 'ey

right well I don't know what that is because not a fucking chance I'm opening that

women are mental

>>216680893
me when I fail a perception check after finding a chest

>>216680881
what is it

>>216680916
sc

>>216680922
a computer generated woman with an alien willy

>>216680938
Post it again

kicked an australian down the stairs because I wanted to help them get home

reminder to report the BE flags posts

wfh from my smelly bedroom lol

>>216680957
it's in the archive if you are so inclined

might become a mc

>another Frankenstien movie
>another Dracula movie
>then another Frankenstien movie

Tesco currently doing half price on a range of meats

Got 1.6kg of lamb shoulder for £11 just now
Recommend the few of you in this thread that can actually cook do the same

>lamb shoulder
rasheed

feel like im spiritually American and was born in the wrong country

>>216681022
scottish people in the 12th century choosing their last name be like

>>216681026
already on it, had a roast Sunday and bubble and squeak on Monday

>>216681046
Sometimes wish I grew up in in 1990s suburban America, seemed very comfy.

>>216681046
ktim they need to let us in

>>216681026
always a certain type of person stood like a coiled spring behind the protective yellow barrier while the tesco lady puts out the reduced items

we all know what type of person but we're not allowed to say

test

>>216681046
Ktim but 1930s Deutschland

>>216681109
>the protective yellow barrier
Screeching never seen this
I do remember at Easter when meats and veg were on the cheap seeing pakis just absolutely filling their trolleys

>>216681073
Once it was the highest honor to say: “I am an American.” It still is, because of the great history that lies behind the phrase; but now any Jew, Polack, or Wop, spawned in some teeming ghetto and ignorant of or cynical toward American ideals, can strut and swagger and blatantly assert his Americanship and is accepted on the same status as a man whose people have been in the New World for three hundred years.

I'm a Celeb line-up is die

>>216681173
Why are you watching that zogslop shite?

>>216681109
Tbf I worked at a Tescos in Hampshire during uni and there was a core group of reduced nabbers and all of them were white and middle aged. They'd clear everything out every single time, didnt matter what it was. Only thing browns did that pissed me off was trying to haggle the prices down, I'd explain the price is the price and there's no arguing about it, then they'd come back the next day and do it again

>>216681173
Dec was at home drinking brain fluid when Ant ring

celeb is die

"no"

>>216681173
is it all youtubers now?

Should probably go out for a walk, don't really want to though

>>216681189
because this is the British culture general, not /pol/, so I don't want to be involved in your yankified bollocks conversation

>>216681109
always the pakis at my horrible asda

>>216681214
leave it about 20 minutes x

>>216681214
toyed with the idea but it's been raining all day here so I can't be arsed

>>216681254
Same, just feel like monging out and being comfy when the weather's like this

>>216681214
went for an incewalk but there were lots of pretty people about and it made me sad and I felt worse than if I'd stayed in bed

just realised I'm a virgin

>>216681274
I do have a pair of waterproof shoes that I bought at Decathlon, and a waterproof jacket of course. But I need to invest in a pair of waterproof shorts. Might take another run to Decathlon nearer the weekend to see if this is a thing that exists.

Don't wanna wear waterproof trousers because they're always dead baggy and lame.

>>216681300
Always a risk isn't it

redpill: 4x speed actually sets the horses % speed on the track lower, speeds up their animations. it makes the races shorter but lowers speed to counter that

>>216681366
spamming/flooding

>>216681366
sybau nigga

Working on some stuff at toil that I just really really really really really really do not care about a single bit

cry about it faggots

I've had the heating on all day

do you prefer audiobooks where the bloke puts on different voices for the dialogue?

>teach a data science course that includes a programming component
>bunch of practical sessions where the students have some tasks to try and do, and multiple TAs are there to help
>a few years ago a student would just raise their hand, get some help (usually a trivial issue, they're learning the basics here) and proceed
>now they barely ever ask for help, but when they do they're hopelessly lost in some ChatGPT nonsense miles away from the actual objectives
so tiresome

I guess we turbo sprint now
I guess we farming training points now
I guess we going for 700 wit now

>Parish, of Fordham Road, also admitted a charge of violent disorder after he joined in widespread trouble in Sunderland city centre last August.
WTF rorke I thought you hated browns?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxk542v48xo

took the pal card off hopefully I can get 1200 speed now

>>216681522
Reece's in pieces

>>216681432
Was fucking freezing this morning

guess we are using og cap ultimate now

>>216681440
read my own books me

Too nervous to call the clinic about me being on a waiting list

reminder to report all hypocritcal spamming/flooding about nonsense

>>216681572
yeah they'll be well confused the chance to say something stupid will be high

stfu

lovelovelove doing a poo at work
nothing quite like it

>>216681596
just greyscale colour banding innit

>>216681596
ktim

>>216681572
They'll take the piss out of you for days, even years on end
"Remember the lad stammering and stuttering asking about whether he was on a waiting list or not?"
"Hahaha yeah, what an absolute loser, I bet he has no friends and also has never had sex in his life"

>>216681432
any time I've gone days or even weeks thinking that I'm taking the piss with how much I've had the heating on I get the bill and it's utterly normal and sane, miniscule even. I'm in credit like £900 with the gas company

>couldn't you get a credit refund?
yeah but you never know when you might need £940 worth of gas

>triumphant pulse procs on the homestretch
ha ha ha ah haa!

>>216681650
takes the piss I pay £120/month why do I need to be 2 full months in credit

>>216681650
yeah it's weird for me too, I'm paying around £120 a month which feels so little compared to how much I have it on and how people talk about everything being expensive these days
Not sure if I'm on some discount or whatever without anyone at the gas company realising it

a rorke will humble you quickly

unc's going on about gas bills again

did jobseekers get the winter allowance then? FUCK. I didnt get mine

would i get pussy if i joined the communist party of the uk? white pussy that is
>>216681650
kek this happened to me. i lowered my monthly payments to £20

>>216681710
lives in his childhood bedroom award

I've had the heating on a lot since September set at around 23.5 degrees and I'm £500 in credit lmao

pahahahahahaha

>>216681785
tf are gonna do? take the heat back LOL

>>216681785
too hot

>>216681769
doubt Anthony Smith said that

im a heavy metal man

>>216681803
just going to set my monthly payments to zero or whatever the minimum amount is

yeah just let them have access to your money in case they'd like some of it

>>216681804
When I ask an Owl what it's purpose is in life and it answers backwards

I guess we can say that drinking binge has been concluded and I am now a renewed and fresh man

you can't argue with this

>beat og cap by getting to her with triumphant pulse
>2nd place
>end of career
based. she won

>>216681886
The normslop

>>216681785
just means you've been giving the energy company interest free loans

European civilisation died during the world wars

>retry
>drop to second place on last corner
>triumphant pulse to push forward once more
>turbo sprint procs too
>1st place by a head vs king halo
champion horse! she won!

>>216681903
The nature documentaries are the best ever made, no one produces anything close - all else is normslop

your mum gave me an interest free shag last night

>>216681886
is this an AI?

All the BBC needs to do is prevent its editorial staff and presenters from indulging in political campaigning, when on the job.

If BBC staffers want to indulge in political campaigning, they can get a job at politicised media firms who don't demand the public pay for it, under pain of imprisonment.

It is unreasonable to expect that BBC staff won't have political beliefs, but is entirely reasonable to demand that they quit political campaigning. It is obvious that the BBC is captured by neoliberal bulls who were allowed to run amok, ie use the BBC as a platform to campaign for their political beliefs.

what is fruit?

>>216681886
mad how I have to pay £170/year so luke can watch this slop

>>216681945
wouldn't be surprised. On youtube you can practically smell the GPT on all the scripts

>>216681960
you nigga!

insane how strong BASED triumphant pulse is. you should get it

armitage skanks

>>216681992
ya boomed me

>>216681951
yeah?

>>216682011
ahaha ok mate

>>216681702
I think these people must be sitting with every radiator in the house on full blast with all the windows open at all times or near enough.

triumphant pulse spark

>>216681886
furiously banging my pots and pans for Aunt Beebs

bread

the warden threw a party in the county jail
the prison band was there and they began to wail
the band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
you should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing

let's rock
everybody, let's rock
everybody in the whole cell block
was dancin' to the jailhouse rock

on my way home to York thank God

sensible chuckle thinking about however many million pounds in licence fee payers' money is going to be doled out to big Donald in compensation

none of it mine of course since I don't pay it

>>216682024
The only people that want to end the BBC or more aptly BBC News are those who have a problem with objective truth. It’s the most trusted broadcaster in the world for a reason.

Mad how people under the age of 40 care about the bbc

>>216681886
All shit.

Also why can't I access the full BBC archives since as a licence fee payer I funded the production?

Also can't watch Fawlty Towers on iPlayer, even though I funded the production.

Also iPlayer doesn't have a cinema mode, only fullscreen. It's fairly standard for modern video players nowadays.

>https://www.bbc.com/aboutthebbc/whoweare/leigh-tavaziva
>Leigh Tavaziva (Chief Operating Officer) Salary: £465,000 - £469,999

>https://www.bbc.com/aboutthebbc/whoweare/uzair-qadeer
>Uzair Qadeer (Chief People Officer) Salary: £345,000 - £349,999

>https://www.bbc.com/aboutthebbc/whoweare/peter-okane
>Peter O'Kane (Chief Technology Officer) Salary: £345,000 - £349,999

Oh, they're busy lining their own pockets. Too busy to work on cinema mode. Oh, ok.

>>216682092
We as British people should not stand idly by whilst a greedy overbearing President of the US seeks to destroy it, notwithstanding an error of judgement made by the editing of a pre-election speech made by that President. Has the President himself ever made an error of judgement, I wonder?

>>216682094
Is that really still the case? It's state media so I don't trust it

Haven't had sex for over 3 months now

>>216682140
12 years for me

>>216682166
Um!! xx

>>216682169
Jesus, how do you cope with that?

still cant get 1200 speed (and finished with 584 wit)

anyway, dem a shiny onyx a waggy yeh? x

So is that Tartaria stuff a joke or are there mongs that believe it

It rainy today

shut up you mindbroken little slave retard

Mad how cloud gaming is still absolute wank in the year 2025. They've been trying to get it to work for 15 years now, still gash.

>>216682221
It was nice to see you break character there
You don't need to act like this you know

king halo potential level 3 (not even all my coins are gone, im 100K down from yesterday)

>>216682199
not really arsed I never needed anything other than booze and wank

>>216682251
Leftypol? Owning nothing and happy

>>216682276
Nah, I'm not into any form of politics, find it too stressful.

>>216680093 (OP)
Hello

>>216682120
ZAMN

starting to think I might not win the lottery lads

Morning team got toil at 17:00 pm

>>216682303
alri

Tom Bombadil is actually a cringe and retarded character

>>216682275
I wank a fair bit, but it gets to the point where my willy goes dry from the lack of contact with pussies, and it's no longer enjoyable.

[Rorke and Leftypol at a Chinese restaurant]
R: Yes mate I'll take a chicken nuggets and chips and curry sauce please, cheers
L: nihao my 友yo may I have a Cantoneese style xìng fú jié jú de quán shēn àn mó with an oolong tea and your finest feng sui. Arigatou namaste

>>216682374
whatever this post means

don't like eating mammals anymore fish and birds I can do because they're different to me

>>216682390
Globalism is dying

>>216682425
you similar to a cow?

Get the new made and shove it lengthways up my arris

>>216682425
cool it with the antichinesism

rolling for 3* speed/stam (or wit) spark and green spark on og cap :)
with guest 9* uma. and my uma 2* speed with a different guest uma

>>216682457
it has been said

noo
>>216682496
>>216682496
>>216682496

>>216674388
>>216674388

thats my goals (3* speed/stam, hope 2* green spark on og cap. maybe before that, 2* speed/stam og cap with 2* green spark)