Thread 216685241

gyaldem edish

spot on really
just the 'ibe we needed

Today is the day we won against Germany

>The level of total testosterone in the sample you provided is 28.6 nmol/L (normal total testosterone level: 7.6 - 31.4 nmol /L).

holy shit lads
I'm the escortlad who's been posting on here a lot lately about my loss of libido
turns out my test level is completely normal and towards the high end of normal

China was going to hit us with rare-earth. Now, everybody says, “Oh, what does that mean?” Magnets. If China refused to give magnets, ’cause they have a monopoly on magnets ’cause they’re allowed to happen over a 32-year period, there wouldn’t be a car made in the entire world. There wouldn’t be a radio. There wouldn’t be a television. There wouldn’t be internet. There wouldn’t be anything because magnets are such a part.

Now, nobody knows what magnets are. And not overly sophisticated, but to build magnet system would take two years. So if I weren’t able to say to China, “Look, if you’re gonna do that to us, we’re gonna charge you a 158% tariff.” It was 100% on top of 58%. And China called up immediately and, “Listen, we will make peace.” And we made peace. We made a great deal. We made an unbelievable deal. China’s paying tariffs to the United States. Not the United States paying tariffs to China, which has always been the way it was. Nobody can believe these deals.

>>216685280
ok but did she reply to your message?

Is there any update on the whereabouts of the individual known as gorpheus?

>>216685280
did she reply to your sensually worded love letter?

>>216685281
phew

Fucking hell this Beans on toast Is
Lovely !!

...

Gordon !! It was Made
by

Teddy !!

teddy maeks the best food eevr lol mr bean is rihgt

We`re All best
Friends !!

Always !!

lol thtas rihgt Mouse

nth for the baddiedem

>>216685280
>>216685305
>>216685312
this new character is shit spaki, it doesn't warrant two samefag replies

>>216685337
They're back!!!

>>216685305
No. I've pretty much given up on her. I've got another escort booked for Saturday.

If she replies now it'll be a miracle. I can literally see she's online on AW which is annoying.

I just want to know why she won't see me again if she left me positive feedback before. I gave her absolutely no reason not to respond.

>>216685280
you have twice my T level how are you such a fucking runt

>>216685337
Mouse ..

What do
You

Think ..
of The new `Mr. Bean`

Movie ?

>>216685369
runt

>>216685369
runt

wondering what diego's been up to recently
last post i saw of his, he was looking very pissed up on a weekday. wonder if he's carked it

>>216685369
Never had any confidence and have terrible social skills with women.
idk what to say lad, clearly Testosterone isn't everything.

>>216685347
You are seriously mentally unwell

>>216685379
It`s not
Canon

ok ..

Man vs. Bee
Is like MissingNo. ..

But I Like

all

His Silent work And See It
as

Mr. Bean

adjacent !!

the high T virgin soyboy
the low T shagger chad

>>216685408
thanks for confirming that you are spaki

I am seriously mentally unwell

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta0b0Jf8Swc&pp=2AEAkAIB

how can i stop staring at the cute toilfus in the toil meetings

>>216685473
>>216685475

mousey is highly intelligent

>getting accused of being spaino by a schizo
>getting told to "blog on" by diego
>getting into a debate with someone and realising five posts in that it's mousenonce

what are some other /brit/ rites of passage that we've all been through?

Time for the second large glass of wine. Takes the edge off, you see.

im not posting right now you spastic

>>216685529
Wanking over EW's chebs

>>216685312
It wasn't a fucking love letter, all I did was respectfully ask for another booking and apologise for anything I may have done.

lucky 777s is more consistent than swinging maestro. even in sprints, it is good if you get a late start (happens often on the other horse) its free stamina recoup. maybe it might also be good (on sprint) if you get two or even three speed boost (in the final stretch) skills

>>216685529
surprised it took you five posts to recognise mega-schizo mousenonce

>>216685529
accidentally posting something similar to an old gimmick and being accused of being hn

have no motivation to do anything once i come in and open the wine

triple 777 !!

rorke traumabonding with the self service girl at Tesco

>>216685615
had this happen to me last night, heatherpaedo has done a right number on some of the freaks here

completely forgot alex salmond was dead lol

glod

>>216685529
being called dtfic

>>216685650
literally happens all the time
this place will never recover from his schizophrenia

im actually a super-recogniser thus am always accurate with my accusations

>>216685612
sometimes he posts relatively normally and if you're not paying attention you might think the other person i sjust retarded but then he slips in his other mannerisms and you realise you've just wasted your time giving attention to him for like 20 minutes

desperately waiting for spring, wish i could do an incel hibernation until march

forgot to wear my footstrap and my gout is fuming at me today

unc going wild at this

>>216685691
true agarthan patriots enjoy winter

>>216685674
despy is easy to recognise because he tries his best to stand out, plus he's a leaf so this isn't really relatable

its fairy cakes, leftypol

>>216685720
could go for some cake and custard
but my whisk broke 6 months ago and i can't afford a new one

20 chicken popper balls down the gullet

just came back from my neoliberal walk

>>216685266
And Italy and Japan

blow yo neoliberal head smooove off

Fucking hell the women on crystal cafe are absolutely pathetic, they're even worse than incels on here.

that's a tranny isn't it

gfberg did a freebleed on my dick

>>216685867
he has in fact done him there if that's right (I'm not good at anagrams)

>>216685890
banned there for writing 50 ish posts about raping crystal cafe foids

>>216685475
the downdem

>>216685861
FFS

>>216685949
based, the whole site is terrible though, just women whining about how they hate everything and how they're a victim.

listening to duster its good cus most of it sounds the same

>>216685956
would

Where did he go???

>>216685956
downieclaat

>>216685990
basically all trannies now too

>>216685890
Women’s misandry is significantly more pathetic and incelish than men’s misogyny
At least most men call each other out on it. Women always get into echo chambers and spew retarded shit all day

>>216686020
basically all women accusing each other of being trannies

>>216685956
i'm down if she's down

>>216686014
You fucking killed him, the last time you started posting about this there was some new news on his disappearance, weren't you posting under another flag too?

>>216685987
was the caked on makeup not obvious for you

need to unleash the beast soon things might get scary

>>216686014
buried in some woods probably

Mental how the housing crisis is literally unfixable because we have a shortfall of 100,000 plus builders in the country, a further 500,000 are set to retire in the next fifteen years, demand keeps increasing because of migration, supply gets bought up by investors and private firms using them as stores of capital AND no one can afford to buy the ones that are for sale because prices are kept sky high by the aformentioned factors AND people can't get jobs AND jobs pay pennies AND nobody wants to buy high density or flats which is the only solution to the housing crisis in many areas due to low availability of developable land because of leashold bullshit meaning that if you buy a flat you will be eternally shafted with service charges and section 20s and you aren't even buying the place anyway because it's just a lease AND....

you get the picture

aldi slop goes hard if you claim universal credit

rorke used to be a fuckable twink but now hes 28 and skinnyfat …

>>216686014
California to see Marlon Brando's eyes

>>216686014
have you tried asking AI?

car says I only have 20 miles of petrol left and the nearest petrol station to me is 3 miles, it's going to be close

>>216686061
land owners are the niggers of society

>>216686073
Actually me but I'm 27.

>>216686038
That's the Swedish poster, he's been at it for a while
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/gosden/country/se/

>>216686026
>men are evil because they watch porn
>I hate my mum
>my boyfriend is unemployed, fat, and ugly, and has cheated on me 5 times and beaten me, should I leave him? I don't know what to do
>I hate other women
>I'm so lonely but have sex with my loving boyfriend every night and hate it because he puts his penis in my vagina and doesn't just eat me out for 3 hours
>I hate men

>>216686061
mad how a land value tax would fix all of this

Older
Fatter
Balder

>>216686038
wonder if anyone one heres actually killed someone reckon one of the ukrainian flags have at least

>>216686014
The Asha Degree case is even weirder
9 year old girl who just up and left her home with her school bag at like 4am and ran into the nearby woods

Got multiple issues in my life and no fucks to give so get in

there was some weird stuff going on back then. i remember when i was in a chat room when i was 14 and some of the girls in there who were my age would meet up with lads in their 20s.

Navy or shiraz?

>>216686061
I would rather kill myself than build a house for anyone but for me
don't know how brickies do it

>>216686117
Insufficient labour
Tax something that isn't labour
Are you completely retarded?

>>216686040
most women cake themselves up with make up rorke

>>216686163
how does taxing labour create more labour

you know waht
that aldi steinhauser beer is not half bad

>>216686160
you are beautiful in every color x

>>216686199
fanois

remembering when I used to scam people on runescape by selling noted iron scimitars for 10k each by saying they were irune scimitars (they think i've just typo'd rune but i've actually typo'd iron)

right well that's a fannois and a bumhole isn't it

>>216686117
If done properly, land value tax is the only one we'd need.
>>216686163
Insufficient labour is just one of many factors I listed and there are factors I did not list because there are so many. Increasing labour and increasing building rates is just one aspect and even if you managed to do it, it doesn't fix the crisis without adressing other factors.

>>216686199
Is that fanny-goes-all-the-way-up griffin?

housing in china is affordable for everyone they even have excess housing
another chinese victory

bit down in the dumps today but going to avoid drinking to feel better. sleeping pill and an eraly night should do the trick.

raping a poo

Rorke twerking his lil white boy arse to Rihanna
PLEASE DON'T STOP THE MUSIC!

>>216686257
fuck that let's get on the beeeeeers de lad

>>216686199
Not gay but don't find fannies particularly erotic, they're often ugly and weird looking

>>216686257
unleash the beast mate
its time

sir sam altman
sir logan kilpatrick
sir dario amodei

>>216685503
there's more than one now?

not gay but i love sucking willies

>>216686257
Why do you need a sleeping pill?

>>216686318
bit like you then hahahahaahahahah

the senpai

maki good ending got (53-6)
1* guts

German police wear chainmail armour

maki mentioned

>>216685931
should have shagged her up the arse

>>216686379
based
I think I meant mati

>>216686339
stops me waking up

>>216686405
:(

Here's a couple of things I just thought of

>Deano the estate agent earning 30k when there's a proposed 1% tax on billionaires: REEEEEE
>Deano the estate agent earning 30k when his rent goes up 20% each year, his energy and water bills go up 30% each year and his council tax goes up 10% a year: oh dear, well, that's capitalism I suppose


Oh and also this one

>Rorke: "we have to help our own not send money to foreigners"
>Rorke when Marcus Rashford proposes free school meals for starving children or the government provides something for people less fortunate: "reeee fack off that's socialism dirty scroungers dirty Marxists Sir Keir Starmer Trotskyite scum"

>>216686369
cool as fuck
maybe if our lot had some chainmail they wouldn't be so afraid

>>216686369
Apparently everyone in London has to wear chainmail now if they dare to go outside

>>216686424
rorke has never ever said that in his life

>>216686424
Me on the bottom

that word

>>216686424
Maybe think of having sex you boring knob

>>216686462
Rorke is literally the last person in line to "help our own"

>>216686386
touchy subject as she's worried she'll poo on me dick

>>216686424
this nigga having arguments with fictional people inside his head lol

I thought my Rorke/Leftypol post about being in a Chinese restaurant earlier was pretty funny but it got no laughs haha

Here's a couple of things I just thought of

>Deano the estate agent earning 30k when theres beers on tap: YEAH LADS
>Deano the estate agent earning 30k when theres no beers on tap: ah fucking hell lads lets go to another pub

genuinely think this coordinated response to come out and defend the demon pedo BBC from the deranged left. They’re rolling out all the old dinosaurs to come out and defend an institution they accused for years as a torie mouthpiece. Now that they exact opposite is demonstrably true, they are making now pretence about the fact the bbc should be used as a left wing propaganda machine to defeat trump and farage. At this point the are deeming anyone who criticises the BBC as someone who is attacking democracy. The left are absolutely deranged lads

>>216686564
they do the same with the NHS. they're sacred cows that should be immune from any criticism forever.

>>216686541
I missed it. Care to repeat? I'll give you two (You)s

sell the NHS to Elon Musk

>>216686630
unironically a fantastic idea

>>216686630
Why? What happened to the £350m a week for the NHS?

[Rorke and Leftypol at a Chinese restaurant]
R: Yes mate I'll take a chicken nuggets and chips and curry sauce please, cheers
L: nihao my 友yo may I have a Cantoneese style xìng fú jié jú de quán shēn àn mó with an oolong tea and your finest feng sui. Arigatou namaste

>>216686424
Well you see, I'm a nationalist and a socialist. I support everything these strawmen you have constructed supposedly oppose, but only for white Europeans - Rorke

sick of sub-70 IQ runts

>>216686712
sorry :(

leftypol to this day disingenuously insisting that this message means that every single penny of that £350 million mentioned in the prior sentence will be going to the NHS
he’s a smart young man and deep down he knows this was not the meaning of the message

>>216686748
kill yourself

Rorke votes based on what a bus tells him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDh1l3qVNoY
the film that changed rorke's life forever

glad you're getting more replies in /britfeel/ lad

rorke: get rid of all minoritys
leftypol: women can have willies
me: it pie night

>>216686866
brilliant

>>216686866
>me: it pie night
Me when it's Pie Night

gay fucking fairy

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216686866
says it all

>>216686911
heh...we dont sign our posts here lad...lol

>>216686701
Sir Joachim Peiper

>>216686928
I look like him

new

been spunking into a blanket recently as i have no tissues and haven't bought any recently and now catberge has taken to sleeping on it

chat, lets make this image go viral!

Already own a slashproof hoodie, but debating getting a stabproof vest.

>>216686972
nice

I work about 60 hours a week for £42k

It’s a Dark Academia type of evening

>>216687003
wont stop my katana pal dont bother

just learned wasabi is just horseradish

>>216687014
youre an idiot then

>>216687014
reckon i do a solid 20 hours a week but some days it could be less than one and on £53k

>>216687050
yep

>>216686990
um
>>216686948
erm

>>216687038
Won't stop a gunshot either, but I'm unlikely to encounter a nutter with gun

>>216687039
fake wasabi is made out of horseradish

>>216687085
what the sprok

as always, lets give it a go

bro stopped spamming to correct the record on horseradish

>>216687093
employed tranny moment. fucking parasite

was promised two (You)s and got none so that's my trust in others completely shattered
walls built
relationships abandoned
family pushed away
thanks a lot

https://www.lovense.com/gush-2-best-remote-controlled-vibrating-male-penis-massager
bought one of these lads

my willys cold

whenever i see a cat my heart leaps with joy

>>216686379
cute indeed x

>>216686989
A cat is fine too

I work 38 hours a week for 27k in customer service and I will NOT be doing any more work or responsibility

>>>/tv/215854627

haha

>>216687221
Put that in your annual review did you

>>216687204
cor
maki sex i reckon

>Gosden's family described him as a "home bird" who rarely left the house and never without saying where he was going.[8] Gosden was known to his family as "Roo".[6]

>In June 2018, the Gosden family said that someone had reported an online conversation with a person with the user name 'Andy Roo' who claimed that their boyfriend had left them and they needed £200 to cover rent. When someone offered to send them money, the user claimed they did not have a bank account as they had "left home when they were 14".[63] This link was investigated by police but the person was not identified.[64]

Spooky

wasted my life award

off the damn chocolate

waistlineberg is pleased

>>216687268
thats nuts

>>216687251
Pretty much. My boss doesn't give a shit either

rapid

>>216686990
The masked swimsuit gang will get it done, truss

>>216687287
no this is nuts
*grabs testicles*

>>216687280
need to perform a cut out soon before the festive shenanigans

The missus at her Jamaican resort waiting for the jungle BBC to arrive

bash

that anon yesterday posted about brewing yorkshire tea for 5 minutes
just brewed yorkshire tea for 5 minutes myself and I can say that yes this is a confirmed tea brewing strategy and it is delicious

-4

the can is going down me

>>216687268
Fake and gay.
There aren't even that many hours in the known universe.

I call the Napoleonic wars world war 1
And the cold war is world war 4
So we are actually due a world war 5

>>216687355
fuark that's a strong tinnie

batty

>>216687359
yeah well i don't think you have the authority to rename wars

>>216687301
That's a very good Art mask

>>216687255
so clueless underaged twink who wanted to roleplay as a bargain basement rentboy bit off more than he could chew

>>216687355
bet you'd prefer it going up your arse

>>216687384
oath
got another 8% chasing it
we don't fuck about

Had a crusty stinking bumhole for the last two days just took a bath feel so clean now lush corrrrrrrrrrr

Rorke's mum

sensei? n...yobimashita?

>>216687359
how bout dat batonnage das boutta take place young man?

>>216687397
well i can shove the empty up there at any time
it's my choice
it's my life
*dj albarn plays*

>>216687412
shut it spade slave wheelchair slave to spades

>>216687405
windrush school friend

NEED a cheeky runaway 3pm Timmy to come and take shelter at my house, for a 'price' of course ;)

>>216687440
LOL

ni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2er

>>216687473
what do the number mean mason?

>>216686541
just got on now, resend it and i'll see if it's good

>>216687359
What about the Greco-Persian wars

>>216687411
うん
腕上げて脇を嗅ぎたい

ni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2erni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2erni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2er
ni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2erni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2er
ni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2erni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2erni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2erni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2er
ni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2erni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2erni2gger ni1gger nig3ger nigge1r nigge1r ni3gger nigg2er

>>216687473
>this username has been taken

>>216687301
dont reply to me you evil beast

>>216687473
WOAH MY BLACK FRIEND JUST SAW THIS POST

Rorke exposed

https://i.4cdn.org/b/1762844507955767.jpg

mad how serious people can still talk about this shite without being laughed out the room

>>216687512
he can count?

>>216687529
Imagine biting that off and spitting it out a car window haha

>>216687529
timmy's "bwc"

>>216686676
I think I know your real name based off of this danny post

10 cream crackers
each with:
cream cheese
a slice of mild cheddar
a dollop of habanero chutney
and a sliced pickled jalapeno

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

>>216687529
my god someones stitched her fanny shut

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216687580
SPICY
P
I
C
Y

>>216687530
elton

>>216687580
yeah that's 10

do your job janny

Rorke's mum is fit!

https://i.4cdn.org/b/1762775102427396.jpg


>>216687564
Hahaha true

>>216687411
yh, let's go bonking

>>216687580
whens pay day

>>216687620
thats a great example of the s curve

mods

>>216687529
>>216687620
rorke mogged

>>216687411
yobi tte nani?

>>216687648
GAY

raping my own arse

labu bu
labu labu labubu

>>216687166
why?

>>216687648
glad we have a penis expert like you to tell us this

>>216687511
nun u cud do about it

>>216687699
raping you while you rape your own arse

>>216687581
えっ
L2D見たらその考えが当たり前でしょ?
いやーアイリはいい匂いそうですし

>>216687699
ktim when I'm raping my own arse and someone asks what I'm up to

>>216687699
cannot rape the willing

you remember that time that lad posted loads of women with their fannies out?
that was top that

did you know femicide is actually more likely to be committed by women than men?

would

when i touch a cat’s body i am in seventh heaven

>>216687606
here, have a closer look...
*once your face is inches away, i push your head into the food, causing you to get pickled jalapeno juice and habanero chutney in your eyes*
haha sorry i couldn't resist

im also raping that guys arse

Diego won't be here because he's gone into the I'm a Celeb jungle

The dream wife

>>216687771
diego could eat a knob at night

>>216687774
corr bet she reeks

>>216687268
i only have 6000 hours on my top 10 most played games. my highest is less than 1500
how can you possibly maintain interest in a single game that long?

>>216687753
zainichi go home!

a lot of violent thoughts on their minds

fart fetish niggas be like "mmmmm that fart smells so bad I have a boner now"

look at me i'm such a nerd with my anime figures haha subrscribe to my onlyfans

>>216687723
why are you posting a heathermong gimmick

>>216687827
kill yourself

>>216687774
CORRRRRRRRRRRR QUEEN

>>216687640
ive got money i just havent done a big shop for a while and wasn't arsed to defrost some meat

>>216687838
you mean timmy dating pooja?

might become wagbo
for a laugh, like

>>216687803
MMOs are a mental illness.

>>216687803
i had about 400 days in game time in rs2 when I quit. over a year of my life from 13-18 spent in Gielinor. mental how I didn't have sex in that time

they hate the white race and self hater race traitors will be lynched

>>216687774
for me the dream wife is one who loves me unconditionally

wanking to pokemon porn

>>216687838
um it's actually about the intimacy aspect that's hot actually x

>>216687846
ebonics are funny

>>216687852
kin ell

I don't join in on gimmicks and fun. Never learnt how.

>>216687883
>mental how I didn't have sex in that time
honestly not that mental given the preceding sentences is it

the most beautiful woman on the Planet is an English rose

>>216687852
juggle bunny x

>>216687954
>>216687954

>>216687803
by having /brit/ or youtube on the other monitor 100% of the time

reminder to report the BE flags posts because he is not welcome here

>>216687944
Is she hiding behind that hideous beast?

Just normal men