Thread 216687954

wolf fleece edish

i am a sheep in wolf's clothing

first for gay sex

Are you guys going to use the ban evasion service to post on 4chan after your government blocks it on nov 13?

i wanna spend my monaaaaaaaaaaaaay

rapid and heinous

>>216687954 (OP)
reminder to report the BE flags posts because he is not welcome here

>>216687984
>the ban evasion service
you'll have to be more specific

>>216687890
Porn of what Pokemon?

yay

>>216687984
I'll just VPN
But I doubt it'll come to that

>>216687997
why do you not use filters

>>216687984
its nov 13? source ?

gay niggas be like corrrrrr look at that blokes arse that he farts and shits out of pengpengpengpengpeng
straight niggas be lile corrrrr look at that womans arse that she farts and shits out of pengpengpengpengpeng

>>216687997
lets be honest, neither are you

>>216687984
nothing ever happens

>>216688015
very inbred horse

>>216688009
kieran

>>216688027
imagine defending this wigger freak

Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.

nth for the holodem

>hey you know that thing the guy posted that time and made a couple of people laugh?
>i posted it as well and i imagined you all laughed at it again, which made me feel good
>so i posted it again and again about 600 times hahaha
>what do you mean i'm annoying?? i'm FUNNY

>>216688065
didnt though did i. just said you're just as much of a nuisance as he is.

>‘Flags have created no go zones for Black and Asian nurses’ - NHS bosses warn
lol

>>216688070
You like the black willys don’t you?

>>216688009
melli

>>216688070
Actually she's a Wasian baddie

>>216688107
no

said i was off the choccy but now i'm gagging for a few biscuits like

>>216688102
I know you are and I know you want thing more but to bait people into shitty conversations with you despite how LQ (your life is miserable), so bye
report the BE flags posts or you are a part of the problem

>>216688072
It's a fat woman larping as an anime girl

been farting like mad since last saturday
surprised i havent blown a hole through my trousers

>>216688127
Get em down you, fat lad

>>216688058
Based shota enjoyer

said i was off the choccy cock but now i'm gagging for a few jamals like

>>216688115
LOL

>>216688138
calm down you schizo hypocrite mong

>>216688127
this is me but with cigs and alcohol

anyways cig then gn

reminder to report the BE flags posts. you should push to get him rangebaned, because he is not welcome here

>>216688140
her mike fell off her table during a handcam stream. she's not fat

filter the BE flags posts or you are a part of the problem

>>216688192
you're not welcome here either

scranning a succulent poo

I'm in the field like Niko Bellic

Any fucking football on tonight then lads?

>>216688206
yeah he is

>>216687997
announcing a report

>>216688140
in her case, not fat

every day its im not gonna drink then 8pm hits and im like off madone i needa fuckin beer!

>>216688218
no cronemball tonight

for me it's

>>216688069
Never snows where I am. Sick of it

>>216688231
no it isn't minimod cancer

>>216688258
ah yes the glorious nation of file
been there many times

>>216688235
Not good to be an alkie lad. At least restrict yourself a bit and take a couple days break off it

>>216688291
it's austrian netherlands

Yeah it's about the intimacy but the smell is part of that. Getting to smell the smelly gasses coming out of a cute girl is a privilege. You are smelling something bad coming from something pretty and either it's because she's allowing it or because she can't help it, both of which heightens the intimacy. I've also been very partial to cute girl's burps for a long time. The hottest memory I have comes from year nine when a female classmate I was friends with burped in my face at lunch and asked "guess what I ate". I actually did guess correctly that it was pizza she'd eaten as the smell was basically exactly the same as if I'd sniffed the pizza I was eating just then, albeit a bit sour maybe with the tinge of vomit. It was so fucking hot I must have masturbated and came like ten times when I got home just thinking about it. Even now it gets me had to reminisce.

>>216688247
There's a private Five-a-side match on at 30 St Mary Axe. Members only.

im drukl

Hide post

got a curry reheating

>>216688334
i love sniffing a cute girls shitbox as much as the next bloke but this is a bit much mate

WASPISISTERS WE WON

>>216688340
i didnt check the group chat, must have missed it

>>216688388
Not really if you get off to the smell of a girl's dirty bottom how is getting off to her farts and burps any worse?

watching the darts in Mousey's honour

last bloke i bummed started screaming please stop because i was breaking him too much so i had to muffle his screams with something

screaming out me arse

don't all post at once

>>216688448
i've got a beer glass like that
a few clicks on ubereats.com and i could be soon filling it up with delicious lager
NO
I MUST BE STRONG

>>216688486
>i had to muffle his screams with something
your imagination?

>>216688523
>i've got a beer glass like that
yeah you keep telling us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHgwqJqgzG8
new jiraikei waifu acquired

He likes the black willies, doesn’t he?

try 9 years mate

>>216688523
let's get on the beers
i said
let's get on the beers
wahey

What should I have for dinner lads?

>>216687954 (OP)
rorke wearing this to his nan's funeral

>>216688523
what would canslad do?

>>216688209
internet historian

>>216688550
must've been when i was drunk because that's the only time i remember mentioning it on here

>>216688576
this is like 30 years in men years

>>216688448
last time i was in austria i went to a sex basement in vienna and had a wank to tranny porn in a private cabin while a bender tried to get in or peek in
had to lock the door and close the privacy curtain to finish up

>>216688566
>jiraikei

Any other 29 year old virgins with high testosterone in

>>216688625
didn't mean to green text

>>216688587
shout about it then shit and piss himself?

>>216688620
umm

>>216688576
>i've gone a whole month without letting a man stick his dick inside me
>i'm basically the virgin mary
>i should dress like her for instagram pics so people know i'm 100% pure

Might make a boring blog post

>>216688234
That's me, my girlfriend said she wouldn't share it with anyone....

>>216688692
blog on

>>216688641
Nah. 28 year old shagger with low testosterone

>>216688334
Had a woman dentist once who had an oniony breath and thought she was quite cute

>>216688641
nope 34 years old low T shagger

Was washing my face under the tap and twisted my neck at a funny angle, triggering the third worst pain I've ever experienced. Dropped to my knees gasping. It's over - I'm crippled

The missus

>>216688641
low t freak of nature wageslave here

self-reported ethnic origins in Ontario:

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Approximately 4.7% of Ontarians reported Scottish ancestry.

Approximately 15.7% of Ontarians reported "Canadian ancestry" as one of their ethnic backgrounds.
It's estimated that approximately 40-50% of those who report Canadian ancestry also have English ancestry.
It's estimated that approximately 20-30% of those who report Canadian ancestry also have Scottish ancestry.

>>216688808
i wonder why dentists have the highest rate of suicide
you'd think it was suicide bombers but no
it's dentists

/brit/ unashamedly asking the GP for a boner pill script and his wife asking later if he got it

>>216688830
does it still hurt?
what are the first and second worst pains you've ever experienced?

finally all farted out for today i think

real men only ever eat raw meat. you hear that, rorke?

Political manifesto promise: Universal wealthcare. A free personal financial advisor for all

>>216688830
Best case scenario you pulled a muscle and will be fine. Worst case scenario you've ruptured a blood vessel and will die soon.

>>216688860
How it works here too
"Australian" on the census means "fuck, I don't know, Irish or something?"

i like my chicken medium rare

>>216688908
Not as bad, but pretty bad. Dull ache, hoping it was just temporary muscle pain.
#2, a bout of abdominal pain caused by GERD that was so bad I was convinced I was having a heart attack
#1 Dental filling without anaesthetic (I was asked if I wanted anasthetic, and I was afraid of needles prior to this event so said no)

crazy how im the most British person here

>>216688927
The Jews would have a bomb under your car within a day

Been two weeks exactly since I was with the Russian escort.

The trad wife getting ready for BBC breeding

farting out mad cummies

>>216688984
*peeks at your 23andme results*
tehehehehe

>>216688334
This reminds me of the time in comprehensive school where a girl let me drink from her bottle of coke when I was thirsty. She also let me borrow her earphones often for days when I didn't bring my headphones in. She quite possibly had a thing for me and I was just too damn autistic to take any of the hints.

UKpunting is honestly a fascinating place.

This is by far the worst general on this site and it’s not even close.
Dogshit unfunny gimmicks posted constantly, hostile retards, unironic schizophrenic psych ward escapees, paedophiles, midwits, trannies and just annoying cunts. And yet I can’t stop posting here. And yes janny, I’m ban evading because you banned me for reporting the belgian for talking about child rape (again)
Kill yourself janny

>>216688984
Knew a Canadian fella that larped as Palestinian, he was a well known r9k/lit personality for a few years - got a 23andme done and he was 100% Scottish, never seen anyone get 100% before.

>>216688861
don't think that's true

>>216688964
>I was afraid of needles prior to this event
lol you're not so fussy about them now are you
try this, it worked wonders for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsb78V2UYVA
take it slow

>>216688927
https://www.moneyhelper.org.uk

>>216689054
neither do i, but i heard it presented as a fact which means i can present it as a fact
plausible deniability innit

what's been your maddest poo?

>>216689067
>lol you're not so fussy about them now are you
I welcome the needle now.
I'll give the neck exercises a go, I'm a desk runt and need to get preventative

we're all in /britfeel/ btw

>>216689117
First time eating Buldak I used the entire sauce pack and shit straight blood

>>216689117
Could we have a slightly more highbrow conversation, please?

>>216689118
bob and brad are a great channel for all that stuff
one of them died about a month ago but i couldn't tell you which
they've got a new bloke on whose name isn't bob or brad, but the channel is still called bob & brad
bit awkward

>>216689144
based buldak
the carbo or the rose is about the only one i can have the full spicy sauce in
cannot begin to imagine the state of my ringer if i had a full 2x or 3x spicy

>>216689117
when i was a teenager and did a poo so massive it tore my arse. i remember the film the truman show was on the telly.

rorke thinks creed has some good songs

>>216689194
the pooman show lol

just took umbridge

Britfeel is what brit will be in 2 years at this rate

>>216689225
um

The missus when she was younger, on the very same day she took her first BBC

keeper and the running man this weekend i think

riddle me this
poo stank

>>216689172
i bought a big box of the 2x
had one yesterday
poo was quite spicy but not painful
it was a lot hotter going in than coming out

>100 reacts in the toil slack channel
sort of like being famous this

Do find it a bit sad that clogwog still tries. The Belgian is just a much better version of him

Crazy how I'm the most British person here.

mad how we used to whinge about cloggy but now we have the belgium freak and the occasional crystal palace spammer

>>216689318
dont see the appeal of buldak, its too spicy to taste anything
prefer chapagetti me

>>216689346
what did you post

Well, I like the The Office (UK)
But I also like The Office (US)
Well which is better?
There's only one way to find out...
FIGHT!!!

the sensible, pragmatic, handsome man's ramen

racismlad was in good form today wasnt he

>>216689370
what on earth is going on in benelux

>>216689379
good noodles
for me though its the humble indomie with the fried eggbert on top like the packet

>>216689398
pic of a cat

>>216689402
Never watched a single episode of either

>>216689404
for me it's koka

mad how fat weird girls always have fat weird boyfriends

>>216689404
apparently only the ones with the yellow sun are the orig chinese flavours

>>216689404
curry version of these are so fucking pengers

doesn't get any better than this

so what shall we do tonight then?

PINOY PRIDE

>>216689453
Is this about me?

>>216689453
hate fat people
>>216689503
yes YOU

>>216689379
>>216689404
nongshim and nissin are two of the big three quality noodle brands
pic related being the other one
i actually bought a box of 40 and still have about 20 left

>>216689503
post weight, height and dick size

>>216689483
shall we buy a new guitar?
shall we drive a more powerful car?
shall we work straight through the night?
shall we get into fights?
leave the lights on?
drop bombs?
do tours of the east?
contract disease?

alri

>>216689402

>The Office (UK)
More highbrow, takes time to get into. More advanced setups and resolution in jokes. You won't see the repairman in the background looking up and giving a weird glance at the end of a joke in the American The Office.

>The Office (US)
Simple quick gags, the background and the front row in the camera are two separate things.

ate too much and now I feel sick
hate having an eating disorder

>>216689496
Fuck off you farang KEK

>>216689574
is being a greedy cunt an eating disorder these days?

>>216689595
bet you can get pip for that

>>216689574
so lucky that I can decide whether I want to gain or lose weight effectively at will

>>216689480
the seasoning and sweet soy sauce are great to use for other dishes

>>216689574
go on sick it all up lad
then scran it back down again
naughty boy

let's do a live watchalong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLUxYn-7QUI

everyone press "play" at 20:00

that's 10 minutes to get your popcorn!

remember when they made it illegal to sit in a park

19:51 first cup of tea of the day. let's get it team

the mrs

Funko Pop dead

the alcohol and tobacco cravings have taken me beyond discomfort and into agitation
actually began breathing faster for a minute there purely from the effort of resisting temptation

>>216689430
good one, could you post the same one here?

Most depression is caused by malnutrition, digestion problems, and/or mitochondria dysfunction.
This lack of energy and bad feelings are then misattributed to ideas about lack of meaning, social circumstances and events.

so starved for attention i keep all the toil emails i ever receive praise in and look through them at night to feel loved

>>216689679
vile slug

Drinking a monster or a strong coffee makes me shit blood these days

Rorke? Analysis please

THEYRE GETTING RID OF THE TV LICENCE BUT THEN WHO WILL PAY FOR THE BBC?

so starved for attention i wank to ASMR GFE

>>216689693
wish I didn't see this pathetic post
can you delete this please?

Still not sure what to eat. Kind of fancy a kebab but shouldn't order when I've got food in really

>>216689706
I had 2 coffees and saw jesus

>>216689730
Rorke's sis will pay with her body

>>216689727
Quentin Scobie's, aka Q Anon's, girlfriend.

>>216689696
at least i don't have to call people names on the internet to feel better about myself

I've decided to try to move on from the escort I've obsessed about for weeks.

The woman is clearly not gonna respond to me despite me being polite. I've clearly done something which annoyed her. Is following up a message really that rude?

I do wonder if she's avoiding me because I told her I'm a virgin in the meeting we had.

This is a cruel lesson I've learned.

whenever i get a whiff of something that reminds me of mephedrone my heart rate goes mental

>>216689797
chin up

>>216689797
when will you learn the bigger lesson here that we do not give a fuck?

Here's the thing about nofap, you're horny all the time. Keep refreshing pages hoping to see a titty over and over and over. What am I supposed to do, NOT spend all day online doing that?

>>216689757
Yeah? Was he nice?

shove your "gastro"pub up your fucking arse

>>216689595
i like being a greedy cunt an' eating dis order
the order in question being a lamb vindaloo and a tray of doner meat that i mix into the vindaloo and 5 popadoms and 2 cans of fizzy drink

have a big dick but never use it

>>216689859
he was not

>>216689859
well duh

>>216689659
we're starting the live harry hill watchalong at 20:00

post your live reactions to the episode in the thread

>>216689727
>that himeno build
sauce?

>>216689797
k.. keep me posted

>>216689842
Thanks lad.
I've learned a few things

1. Never trust an escort. Don't think they like you.
2. Don't double message.
3. Never trust a woman in general.

This is the second time in my life a woman has crushed me. I'm 29 and I feel like an idiot.

I've got another escort booked for Saturday.

need money fast so looking at side hustles

>>216689913
Himowhat?

>>216689912
im watching breaking bad
but if you posted earlier i would've

>>216689727
>>216689786
BBC only = big book connoisseurs only or boys book club only

>>216689933
post monero address mate
i'll sling you a grand

>>216689659
okay
love harry hill me
GO

Mental she was sentenced to death by Sir Keir Starmer

I fucking hate the Turk roach german flag and the Tunisa poster so much

can't wait for sir keir starmer to finally press the big 'ban 4chan' button on his desk that he's been so eager to press lately but hasn't been legally able to until two days from now

theyre not allowed to make harry hill anymore
because of woke of course

>>216689991
*bounds into the thread, pounces on you and rips your face off*

It's not fair, time is too cruel

Rorke's sis accidentally sent this to rorke

>>216689991
Where are we moving to?

vhs tapes. where did they go?

>>216690031
That the escort?

don't understand these references harry is making #BritsBigNightIn2025

>>216689991
Won’t even be 2 days. Thats when he can start the procedure

Mousey was the Frank Grimes of /brit/

>>216690042
got a betamax in the attic

>>216690002
harry hill factory closed is it

>>216689991
they won't risk unleashing 20-30 feral /brit/posters onto the streets

>>216689797
The best you can hope for is she imagining you when shes getting shagged by an other customer. Move on, escorts are use and dispose.

>>216690019
ow

>>216690046
The once queen of british slags

um

>>216690067
Let me guess. Back to the Future and, let me see. Something BBC. A TV movie of some kind. Set at Christmas perhaps? Yes, that's it.

>>216690053
from chainsaw man*

>>216690068
yeah
couldnt afford the woke tax

huge amounts of water falling from the sky right now
it not right

>>216690132
Fuck off back to spain lad

>>216690098
preferred FHM me

>>216690080
I know lad. The problem is I wanted to see her again.

Like I said, lessons learned.

>>216690036
I think this guy has a BBC fetish

>>216690132
as soon as i booked tonight's gym session it started pissing it down. my fault

>>216690143
spainlad
you don't see him much nowadays

what caused rorke to be like this? can we help him?

>>216690001
no, the namefag "TVRK 293750823750321"

might move to anatolia and become one of them monks what lives atop a pillar

Used to get free Club mags from my friend whose dad was a subscriber. Full on penetration in those with 10000 ads.

>>216690161
It was ok in uni, but it was a bit wank overall lets be honest

Saskia Teague's toes

>>216690215
it had nudie tits in it what more do you want

not a fan of still images of sex, knowing they had to awkwardly stand there motionless ruins my immersion

good fight in this episode #BritsBigNightIn2025

Has there ever been a character that just screams has violent sex with white men as Ada Wong?

>>216690206
morong

>>216690238
Interesting discussions relevant to the modern, little bit autistic man, challenging quizzes with interesting prizes, that sort of thing. Plus boobies of course

made a terrible mistake and had two bags of haribo today
diabetes alarm is ringing

>>216690098
r holly's still lengers at least

>>216690257
The aztec bird in far cry

>>216690257
Isn't she canonically a preferer of caramel-coloured penises?

Mortimer Mouse is His
Real
name

Ok ..

That`s what
I
Call Him !!

>>216690287
Imagine how much BBC she’s had slung up her

FHM have only gone and done a bloody sex issue. Did you see that?

Entering Chaos sancturay with my orb sorc

I'm a content creator for /Brit/

>>216690248
Think that sounds nice, generational maybe. Or, hear me out, I have autism.

this bottle of wine is going down a treat

>>216690238
>what more do you want
i want to zap holly peers' top off and hear comedians tell me jokes

>>216690305
none, she doesn't pay her TV licence

>>216690344
Bet it'll go up a treat as well

>>216690257
*teleports on top of you*
*holds a 2-barel to your head*

>>216689732
yeah that is really good to be fair

>>216690316
Vlog off a short pier

might close my eyes and seize it

mad how they used to put big tits in magazines
and you would have to reach up to get the dutty mags
and sometimes you would get away with buying one if abdul the newsagent was feeling generous

wheres the thrill of the chase nowadays for young lads
you just open up porn.com and search for all sorts
disgusting

>>216689958
I believe it was Sir Lip Balmer who did that

Bring back wolves to Ingerlund

Just told a manager I don't know how to put a dishwasher tablet in the dishwasher and now they think I'm retarded

anyone remember the big hands keir gimmick

>>216690431
They'd savage a migrant that got too close and they'd be wiped out again - spare them the pain and suffering

>>216690438
Don't you have one at home?

Hate women so fucking much lads

why are boomers so fucking tight
Instead of just paying someone £100 my mum has gone to borrow a carpet cleaner machine, done the carpets, then had to (disassemble and) clean the machine before returning it to her friend, then buy the chemicals again cos she used them all, then return the machine
Just pay the man what a waste of fucking time

>>216690489
he's not actually employed or a woman

>>216690473
No. I thought it would be more complex than placing the tablet in the dishwasher

dale winton on harry hill #BritsBigNightIn2025

>>216690420
More efficient, we get more metadata out there, we're not spending whole days horny. Learning this from NNN which I've already failed. You spend whole days refreshing pages waiting for a hint of a titty. As I believe I already posted in this thread. He's obsessed. He's obsessed with us. Kill him. This would never happen if I took the 25 seconds of moral failure.

>>216690431
they're in the Prem already mate

Got to get that evil out brother. What's more evil, genuinely, walking around horny waiting for a titty, or NOT being horny because you took 25 seconds to get the evil out?

>>216690511
what's old dale up to these days

What does a caged orgasm feel like?

>>216690489
Love from Kazakstan eh

good episode

well that's all for #BritsBigNightIn2025

thanks everyone

>>216690511
the audience went mad
that episode flew by
thanks for that
same time next year?

NEW THREAD NOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

and the very latest from gorpheus?

>>216690620
>same time next year?
yes I will be here next year

i wanted to bake but, it's giving me the fucking 300 second capcha again

>>216685241

>>216685241

Rorke pulling his eye lids to the side and saying ching chong

>>216690661
Do you have those really long circled and dashed captchas now?

>>216690686
yeah we all do,

>>216690679
Really want you to just drop dead

>>216690699
>>216690699
>>216690699