Thread 216700447

Out and about edition

poo

>>216700469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_NsueHWrfw

>>216700447 (OP)
why can't you be more like >>216700522

Imagine living in the American south west, I'd fucking kill myself.

>>216700547
Why are canadians such limp-wristed fucks

>>216700562
nothing wrong with it other than the horrible weather and cliamte

This is what I need.
Can you imagine having something like this for a daily driver?

>>216700565
Why are seppos so fucking stupid?

not posting in the chink fucking edition

>>216700547
real

>>216700565
gooksimp

I would go with this smaller one because parking is a bitch here

>my husband
huh?

>>216700576
>>216700583
Low IQ posts, lads. Step it up

a /cum/ divided cannot stand.

>>216700596
Would, honestly

>>216700581
So this is what, like 200$ USD?

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOOOD

>>216700588
how much do you pay for the entire trip?

It's still Spooky Season in my head.

would you rather gain 50lbs of fat or lose your wallet

real not a niggersimp edition
>>216700522
>>216700522
>>216700522

>>216700650
How much for the restaurante, Paco? 1000$?

>>216700664
threadsplitters are stupid

>>216700663
do i find my wallet again?

>>216700675
no

>>216700672
I hate kpop niggers and they should kys

>>216700522
>>216700522
>>216700522

>>216700663
gaining 50 lbs would finally put me at a normal weight

>>216700635
For me it's pretty much just the flight here and food, and I eat pretty cheap because I like Street food. I spent a lot of time at my house here, but sometimes it's rented so I'll stay at a hotel, but the rent for the house more than covers the hotel.

drinking milk

>>216700664
>>216700686
faggot thread full of schizos who eat poo

>>216700679
then i claim it was stolen and send an innocent black man to prison.

checkm8.

>>216700663
Id rather poop in your mouth

>>216700696
that would be like $500 for a return ticket?

>>216700696
that bar looks kinda zesty my guy

https://youtu.be/YVvkj7jL-RM
I can't believe I'm listening to Christmas music, I feel fucking ashamed of myself.

>>216700686
Have you tried keeping calm and carrying on

>>216700713
I'm not a street

need a midgthick gf

just pinched a log that was at LEAST 6" by 1" wide

>>216700751
why they always have those weird proportions

>>216700714
I fly here first class round trip. I think the cheapest round trip I've seen as well 600 for economy.

>>216700758
cuz dey midgets

>>216700753
I always listen to TSO on Christmas Eve

woke bastard and autism powers

>>216700753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cP26ndrmtg

>>216700761
>I fly here first class round trip
holy fuck you rich. how much is that? 10 grand?

>>216700781
Why's that dude wearing a wig

>>216700794
thats a girl

Sexooooooo

if I had a peanut or shellfish allergy I think I would end it

I will NOT be listening to christmas music until december first

STOP IT

>>216700833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0T9GyM28tg

i'm going to bed gn /cum/stains

>>216700848
A) I hate that song
B) fuck you I'm not opening xmas links

>>216700851
night bud

>>216700849
GET OUT HERE

SO I CAN GIVE YOU CUMSTAINS IN YOUR FUCKIN DRAWERS

You'd be surprised by how many shitty popeye the sailor man slasher films there are

>>216700859
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day
You give it away

>>216700867
stop doing that

>>216700821
wait till u see this bitch's nasty ass feet

>>216700879
GRRRRRRRRR I'VE GOT AIDS

BEASTMAN AIDS

last Christmas
I gave you my FART!!!
but the very next gay
smelled it anyway

>>216700901
get out

>>216700896
>implying things

>>216700783
It's a little more than double of what economy is.

>>216700928
Wonder Woman nooooo that's not feminist

>Anon attending a mexican donkey show

ohhhh no my uncle told me about those...

>>216700931
I'll buy the donkey off you for what, 50$? Lot of money

>>216700968
what u want a donkey for anyways

>>216701046
Definitely not to have sex with

>>216701057
wouldn't that ass kick u

i dont think good women exist

>>216701046
I'm going to paint it as a zebra and then sell it to some dumb spic for 10x the price lol

Es una zebra, amigo, si. Es muy raro comprendes amigo

>>216701063
sucks to suck

>>216701063
I'd give you my mother as an example of a good woman, but....[grimace].

>>216701104
sucks you off

>>216701063
They exist for chad

everybody STFU, Im watching anime

>>216700928
She needs to do porn already!!!!

>>216701122
Yeah

>>216700764
>each asscheek bigger than her head
Dios fucking mios....

>stage name Brie Larson
>real name Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers
Crypto French-Canadian…

>>216701176
I've never seen Scott Pilgrim but I have seen that scene with that Metric song sung by Brie Larson and goddamn she was so hot like 15 years ago.

>>216701193
this guy feeshin

>>216701193
I'll stick to Fox News, thanks. Like to keep things optimistic

AND WE GOT A BROUHAHA IN THE STANDS

>>216701224
nobody says fun words like BROUHAHA anymore

>>216701242
meow

>>216701242
Is this real

When I hold my cat she slowly just stretches further and further towards the floor and she like doubles in length it's so weird my cat is a slinky

time to masturbate to men who take estrogen, wear make-up, and act like women

>>216701309
you wank to ur own dad? lel

>>216701288
is this your kit?

*sneeze*

>>216701321
yes my dad is men who take estrogen
all of them

If life isn't about having friends and a girlfriend then what is life about?????????????

>>216701346
Complete and total social, global domination

>>216701346
Nothing

mud brown and the 7 DEI hires

>>216701378
saturation*

My kids are getting to be the age where they see their friends getting tablets at similar ages (5) and they’re starting to ask us why they don’t get tablets and I just tell them “mommy and daddy don’t want you to be a zograped goyslave trooning out on the internet sweetie.”

tour de blonde no leste europeu

so tired

>>216701538
t. zograped goyslave

>>216701551
>so tired

Don't know what to buy on steam

>>216701580
euro truck simulator 2, noita, and the System shock remake

>COP30
more like FLOP30 lmfao thank you

>>216701580
Battlefield 6 and Call of Duty: Black Ops 7

>>216701580
skyrim

>>216701580
corpse party

>>216701609
todd get off /cum/ and finish Elder scrolls already

goodnight

So horny but I can't break nnn

>>216701641
I'm going to start doing it

>>216701346
To like comment subscribe and hit that bell

>>216701346
Seeking ephemeral bodily pleasures that don't last until you get old and die

>>216701657
I would rather stick my dick on a fucking socket than a brown woman's pussy

No one has any rights let alone a deranged freakish pervert that fell for a social fad

>>216701664
Brown women are hot. I want to create mixed race children with a favela girl with big tits even though I'm racist against hispanics and want them out of my cunt

>>216701063
You've never met my aunt

Evens I goon
Odds I abstain until the end of the month

>>216701698
>Brazilians
>hispanic
>I hate hispanics fuck hispanics
>moves to florida to live with hispanics
REALLY MAKES ME FUCKING THINK AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

I WANT IT I FUCKING WANT IT

>>216701727
I don't live in Florida schizo
I also don't distinguish between brown subtypes.

>>216701727
when did your autistic obsession with race begin

You guys are too silly

>>216701742
White Americans are moving en masse to Florida, Miami is literally booming

>>216701744
Since I was born idiot. Brazil is extremely segregated in terms of race and social class.

Put a little love in your heart.

>>216701782
Oh no that poor laptop :(

>>216701768
yeah you're normal dawg

>>216701782
Dumb bitch freaked out over a bird and ruined a thousand plus dollar laptop
Hope the crow plucked her eyes out for being irresponsible

umerda

Poop is funnnyyyy stuff

>>216701782
Ranjita noooo

it's cute the way dogberg twitches when he's dreaming

>>216701861
why is he jewish

how the FUCK is it already 11:30 what the FUCK

>>216701782
never open doors or windows
incidentally, never open curtains or blinds either

>>216701871
we have freedom of religion here chud

>>216701742
>brown subtypes
Eu sou branco e vai se fuder seu filho de uma puta

>>216701886
It's 3:30 where I'm at

>>216701907
Impossible

The west coast sure is neat

>>216701886
time flies when you're wasting it

>>216701921
Yeah

Who here is on pager duty, ready to ssh into some servers if necessary

>>216701955
I don't understand this lingo

>>216701958
I think he's saying he has a venereal disease

>>216701958
don't worry about it, it's employed-person stuff

It's 9pm in fucking Hawaii right now

>>216701907
Based Maritime anon.

Sirrrrr you are fucking bhenchod ok?

>>216702022
thanks, poindexter

Quebec City seems pretty comfy

>>216702086
Whitest city in the Americas award

BAZOONGAS

>>216702086
Hope you can speak French + highest taxes in Canada

>>216702106
that's not a real award

>>216702119
too big

>>216702119
Fuck off, Devin

>>216702137
kill yourself buttpoo

>>216702122
>highest taxes in Canada
Maybe for people with incomes

My brain is bullying me again

Take a look to the sky just before you die
It's the last time you will
Blackened roar, massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Stranger now are his eyes to this mystery
Hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they see what will be, blinded eyes to see

NEW: UC San Diego has released a new report documenting a “steep decline in the academic preparedness” of its freshmen. The number of entering students needing remedial math has exploded from 1/100 to 1/8. They’ve had to create a second remedial class covering elementary and middle school math skills

>25% of students got 7 + 2 = ___ + 6 wrong
>61% of students, a large majority, couldn’t round 374,518 to the nearest hundred

is /cum/ smarter than a UCSD student?

>>216702182
Show it who's boss

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.

>>216702169
I have many followers who are women with depressive and suicidal issues so this is a really bad take

Get a clue

might wear a motorcycle helmet with the visor down whenever i'm out. bank-robber aesthetic. women will be intrigued

>>216702220
you are a gay faggot and everyone hates you, go get raped by filthy frank some more, you dirty pedophile

>>216702187
based

>>216702213
That's literally from a science fiction novel, so it has nothing to do with the real world.

>>216702240
You sound really mentally ill
My condolences

>>216702264
do we have to call your mother up again?

you didn't like it last time that happened

>>216702193
Im confused, how can a college have 8 different grade levels

>>216702259
You don't know what you're talking about.

>>216702213
If you want a vision of my very near future, imagine a high heel stamping on a human ballsack — forever.

Yes, I have read the DSM cover to cover

i kinda hate my father
except it's not even hate it's just contempt

>>216702276
I see you're not quite college material eh

>>216702273
Nah but maybe you could call yours for me, I'm sure she'd be down to hit me up. West coast?

>>216702193
Americans are so fucking stupid it's insane. Did you know over 60% of seppos can't read beyond a fourth grade reading level?
Also watch this. Every Canadian kid was shown this in school when I was growing up: https://youtu.be/SHUWas-yQSw

>>216702306
I'll have you know I only had to take calc 1 and two twice

thinking about this guy that used to spam /cum/ constantly. everyone knew him as the WORST DJ in LOS ANGELES the kid never even got a show he was so bad

>>216702277
I passed multiple English classes, thanks.

>>216702318
why are you pretending to be an australian, fagtard?

pen pineapple apple pen

>>216702304
*Hugs* why?

>>216702346
Seethe, sep.
>>216702343
The bare minimum isn't an accomplishment, especially considering how dumbed down school is in the States.

>>216702373
why you so mad, jeet? you'll never be australian, you'll never be canadian, you'll never be white

>>216702193
why are zoomers so bad at math all of a sudden? I assume they just didn't do ANY schoolwork at all during covid?

tummy hurts and Im absolutely RIPPING ass atm

this does not bode well

is this cancuck really tryna hype up canada
imagine being a cankekian nationalist

>the animals travel from all over the land to bear witness and pay their respects
>i stand before them and proudly raise my second can of beer

>>216702446
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCH*

>>216702330
>>216702314

met a canadian the other day named Shitjeep

>>216702383
Post hand, José.

>BREAKING: Hasan Piker appears to casually reveal here that a “random guy” just “walked into their hotel room”
fucking kek
a country that actually puts this turkroach in his place
god bless the neo-ccp
https://x.com/DrewPavlou/status/1988403467304792531

>>216702500
There's a bunch called suckdeep

>>216702429
My stomach hurts but not like that. It feels like heartburn but in my tummy not my chest. I think I have an ulcer.

>>216702505
They racially profiled him

>>216702533
and that's a good thing!

>>216702533
completely deserved

Yukon Territory, that's the place for me

Idea: BC, WA, AK and YK become one country.

>>216702546
What's that random aunt jemima doing at their dinner table?

I want a black 2000s GMC Yukon

I can feel a shit brewing. This is gonna be a wet one.

>>216702564
No

>>216702566
i got some old black guy that always shows up in a cowboy hat at the thanksgiving meal
to be honest im still not quite sure who he is though

I assume everyone here is homeless

>>216702598
Sounds like an SCP

>>216702609
Why

>>216702609
buttpoo is for sure

hard-boiled eggs. yes, i would like white jell-o with a gray powder ball inside

>>216702598
How odd. You should ask your family about him
>>216702609
I own my apartment
Or rather, the bank owns my apartment

>>216702621
It would be fitting

>>216702663
Buy the bank.

Just shat. You can listen here: https://voca.ro/13N8woi9zT4I

>BREAKING: Hasan Piker reveals that his team are now working with Chinese Communist Party minders to “pre-clear” all his live stream appearances
https://x.com/DrewPavlou/status/1988402510911209829

I love how coffee makes me shit.

RIP to Canada and a big hearty welcome to Colombia

Icelanders haven't had banks for years. They couldn't use them responsibly.

>>216702667
Right, of course!
But first i'll need a loan...

>>216702704
Currency in Iceland is ice, believe it or not.

>>216700521
>>216702589
>>216702674
>>216702692
>>>/brit/

>>216702709
I don't know who's jewing who anymore!

>>216702704
>>216702712
We don't have banks, we have giant freezers

>>216702714
/brit/ more like /shit/

Still amazed that lasers are real

>>216702704
They kill downie babies in the womb too
And themselfs
But they will never emigrate to Denmark or wherever to get a little more sunlight even though they hate their environment

would ur dog save you from the vacuum cleaner monster?

erm...why do europeans have such bad taste in vidya? I guess CS is good

>>216702816
scold and beat the shit out of your vacuum cleaner in front of the dog and it will be less scared of it

>>216702877
It's just free to play games, isn't it?

>>216702906
What will my cat think if she sees me stick my dick in it?

>>216702955
It will think the vacuum cleaner is human and start begging it for food and trying to trip it

>>216702864
She looks like she's made of CHEESE

>>216703028
CHEESE GIRLS

Are you ready for the sex girls

Just killed a skeeter. Skeeters in November?

Hey, where did this beer come from? Guess I better drink it...

>>216703028
She's Okinawan

January-March is the worst time of year for sure.

HEAFCLIFF IT'S ME CAFY I'VE COME HOME I'M SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>>216703172
may-september

Why do people hate Canadians again

>>216702176
Taxmen on suicide watch

is everyone gooning right now

watching a baldur's gate playthrough

>eat two donuts last night
>woke up with a headache
I will NEVER touch goyslop again EVER

>>216700447 (OP)
Has anyone thought about stabbing their sibling with a knife?

Pls halp i am chineese neega

Made a hot mug of water. Not tea, just hot water.

>>216703686
You're not fucking germanic

>>216703686
YOU'RE NOT FUCKING GERMANIC

>>216704157
Fuck I forgot to do 16. Just convert to improper fractions add and then convert to mixed.

So 6*3 +2 = 20/3 and 14/3
So 20/3+14/3 = 34/3 so 11 1/3 is the mixed number

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_LGeD3Yos8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ylTMsuBy-0

Being a milf lover is one of humanity's toughest struggles. Whenever I see a hot MILF pfp on twitter and I go to her media tab to see more, it's nothing but reaction gifs. Grim grim grim.