Thread 216705420

Empire edish

>>216705407
Are you sure it was Ziedy? How can you be sure?
What languages does he speak?

>>216705420 (OP)
get it decolonised rorke

Mad how we can just walk to france if we wanted

think I've got a tapeworm lads

>>216705454
why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjXw6xklMyA
the good old days

>>216705476
for me, it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaP6nE7iPQg

>>216705464
keep seeing what looks like sesame seeds in me poo, plus having had grim mucusy poos for years now with bits of dark spots. had a colonoscopy (grim in your 20s) and they couldn't find anything wrong with me there. living the high life!

>>216705460
what if the criminal walks over a cattle grid?

I imagine Ziedy looking like this

>>216705460
tech bros are a special kind of retarded

>>216705162
All the jobs I've had have been jobs where everything you do is monitored and any deviation from the unrealistic targets is immediately red flagged prompting a micromanager to breathe down your neck. Without exaggeration I work from the start of my shift through to the end at max effort, either physically or mentally depending on the nature of the work.

I understand that doss jobs exist where you just float about an office sending 1-2 emails a day but I have never had such a job. They are only for people with good social skills or a university degree or both. In wagieworld you have to have your nose to the grindstone at all times or you're gone.

>>216705514
>I understand that doss jobs exist where you just float about an office sending 1-2 emails a day but I have never had such a job.
>They are only for people with good social skills or a university degree or bot
apply for literally any government jobs, you don't need any skill
civil servants do about 45 minutes of "useful" work a day on average

>>216705492
i got stuck in one of these once while being chased by a large herd of cows and they had to cut my leg off else I'd be trampled to death

>>216705420 (OP)
Former* empire

>>216705495
Ziedbelg is white

>>216705548
if somebody posted a pic of the roman empire would you add "former" to that too?

>>216705495
No, only white Belgians would let their 30+yo man child son still live in his mum's house

they're going to be sending "ergonomics specialists" to our desks to make adjustments and optimise how we work and sit in honour of world ergonomics day
what fucking hell is this

>>216705485
based. i fucking love Jerry Reed - Amos Moses

>>216705454
PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS

>>216705559
No because Rome doesn't exist anymore yet Britain still does. So it's important to be specific.

>>216705559
Given the Roman Empire as such doesn't exist anymore, no. The United Kingdom still pretends to be the same entity, hence former.
I would use former Roman Empire when talking about Byzantine or the HRE

Just had a chunk 100% cacao chocolate from m&s

Got me buzzing like a coffee
Didn't realise chocolate could do this

>>216705559
SENT THAT NIGGER FREAK FLYING INTO NIGGERKIKE LAND
also germs just jelly they never had an empire kek faggots just like the d*tch

>>216705514
As it should be. Let the low IQ proles do all the hard work and the deserving ones reap the rewards. Who cares about them when they're barely even human?

poo

>>216705580
Based nederbro, exactly same line of reasoning as me >>216705586

Wednesday`s

Pocket Monster
of The day

Is ..

Zebstrika !!

>>216705534
his wife was a doctor as I recall

how come mongs like this get doctor wives yet I have never had a girlfriend?

>>216705608
post a picture or dont post at all you evil ghoul

>>216705546
Trampled by what? Certainly not the cows since they cannot stand on the cattle grid.

>>216705605
cool story now both of you fuck off back to your irrelevant generals

>>216705589
We also had a bunch of random shitholes some time ago, we don't pretend like it was some grand achievement

>>216705613
he still had two more why kill himself?

>>216705620
It`s Ok ..

You can use Google !!
You Have
my

Permission !!

>>216705613
she knew he would leave them in the car regularly too btw

>>216705655
meltdown

>>216705620
Mad how you little spend all day every day indoors getting angry about nothing.

>>216705655
Told that no-life sperg.

>>216705661
he was also unemployed

>>216705651
worst empire. ever.

Why are the Germans constantly seething? They’re never relaxed, always acting as if they’ve got a spike up their arse

>>216705651
Pathetic empire. Lost two world wars btw

>>216705699
lmao

>>216705684
scr

Won't be a German behind these posts
No-one would post that image sincerely

>>216705651
Bruh :skull:

nth for the gyaldem

>>216705718
KEK DONE THAT KRAUT KEK MAGGOT

when are you guys getting kicked off 4chan

>>216705706
>>216705718
And yet were more European than either France or britbongistan.
Really makes you think

Sticks in the back, that's risky
Vintage, made in the '50s
I move like an OAP
If I'm leaving the house I need the stick with me
Big piece, sniper rifle
I'm in her drawers, family bible
Dig her out like a dinosaur
And put jewels on her wrist like ARK: Survival

>>216705758
>B-but muh muzzies!
It's okay lil bro your country failed so badly it was separated in half for half a century for its own sake. You're free to let it go whenever

eating beetroot

>>216705548
>>216705758
Please stop being salty, Hans. We are fellow Europeans and therefore we should be friendly with each other.

>>216705718
>surrender monkey getting uppity

>>216705843
>surrender monkey
FOY

rorke playing EU5 and not going to work

Mad how none of this will matter because in 50 years every European country will be brown

>>216705655
Wild Charged that loser straight down to 0hp

>>216705758
whoa, 0.2% less muslim? that's crazy, i guess germany won in the end after all!

>>216705758
>2016
Your data is a decade old and a lot has happened since then
Regardless it's like comparing a shit and a turd, none of us are doing well right now

>>216705864
rorke playing eu4 because he cant afford to upgrade his PC and not going to work

which volunteer positions are best for references? my recents are all crap

Germans LOST
Brits WON
simple really

Pick a page between 15 and 220 and I'll provide you with a wild animal of the British isles

Blow to my ballsack amid calls for Reeves to cut taxes on femdom industry in budget

>>216705923
67

>>216705880
I tend to disagree

>>216705749
i'll quit the day i find a gf so looks like im here forever

waiting for diego to return

>>216705923
88

>>216705923
whatever my last 3 digits are (or 2 if it's over 220)

>>216705966
cute

bridget phillipson nursing handjob roleplay

>>216705903
Ktim

>>216705975
A certified classic

>>216705908
charity shop

EU5 is shit

To undertend demography you have to come and see a regional italian train

>>216705923
79

>>216705990
corr

Wanking to gay porn

>>216705990
>nursing handjob
excellent taste

>>216705923
Roll

>>216706044
what would we see?

>>216706043
How so? I thought even /vst/ enjoyed it

>>216705923
Please find whichever page features the pine marten

>>216705989
needs turning into soup asap

>>216706086
he looks like he's thinking about doing something naughty x

>>216706104
lad >>216705993

>>216706092
too complicated I don't want to play all the paradox games at once

>>216706091
I call it “the flood” it’s a constant flux of subsaharian people all going from south to north

>>216706090

>>216706104
Already posted, or do you want the page with the description posted?

Why are you lot all ignoring me?

>>216706112
I only just noticed that. Very based.

>>216706100
Wahey

>>216706120
The flood from halo?

>>216706134
>Already posted, or do you want the page with the description posted?
I only just noticed it, up to you whether you post the description, I just think they're cool

>>216705923
67

>>216706116
This desu
Too much shite going on, I liked the arcade feel of EU4 where you can just get started immediately but in EU5 everything just takes too much time to get going

>>216706134
Haha yes look at this mad cunt love these little guys even though they smell like hell.

>>216706120
it's over for europe

>>216706134
can I request a hedgepig

>ywn night swim in the sea with a beautiful woman
why the fuck am I even alive

>>216706116
>>216706178
Sounds like 1400 year extended timeline runs are dead unless the console makes it possible to change nations on the spot

>>216706223
Certainly can

That'll be the last one for now though I have to get back to work

>>216706134
189 please

>>216706107
calm down pangpang

>>216706272
Ok this is actually the last one

put my bedsheets in to get washed

CharlieGPT

>>216706316
lovely
enjoyed these posts

where have you all gone

Epic fart shuts up wife

>>216706479
Roaring gonna have to rewatch this

Unironically though where is everyone?

>>216705966
>>216705989
Based fr no cap

>>216706605
i'm here

>>216706605
Many lads have just had enough. Moved on to greener pastures

>>216706605
The ban went into effect a little too early

On a teams call
Toilfu looking melancholic, I reckon she's missing me at the office

>>216706678
wish i could bring myself to do the same
clogfag and quentin ruined this place

>>216706605
heathernonce and his belgian friend won

>>216706605
everyone has been in the discord
mousenonce is going absolutely mental in there

Strategy games peaked with Rome 1/Medieval 2 mods.
I'll accept CK2 as an answer as well

>>216706605
I'm in my head battling my boy's antis. My boy has been getting empathetic and insightful posts recently and the antis aren't having it. Coming up with the same old narratives logical inconsistencies and plain old seething

BREAKING: Seven men charged over ‘group-based child sexual exploitation’ in Bristol

>>216706777
Dugtrio unearthed

>>216706775
Corrrrrr ywuukii x

>>216706777
artificial selection of this kind is why bla pypo took over sports

>>216706788
doesn't sound very based to me

>>216706605
hey x

>>216706777
Giga cronem

elden ring dlc announced get in

>>216706788
Can already tell they're 'kis

>>216706765
>schizobabble
Grow up

>>216706798
>bla pypo took over sports

i'm in swanage de lat

>>216706829
no they're white you can tell because rorke doesn't care (see >>216706825 for evidence)

the british men:

>>216706829
syrians and iranians actually, and two british people named bashar and kurdi
rorke btfo once again

sucking a monster ultra strawberry dreams

should I watch L O S T

>>216706858
Uh don’t read this rorke

>>216706848
>i posted a picture of a white athlete in a niche sport and that disproves a general point about black dominance in most sports
heathermong levels of mong

>>216706863
So pakis, yeah?
>>216706858
Why can't they name those last two?

>>216706825
kino inbound x

Sometimes I have to grip the sink when having a poo to stop my sphincter chopping one off too soon

>>216706893
one was underage
the other might have cooperated

mad how so many people are supporting a barbarian invasion of their own country

>>216706883
yh

>>216706907
Not underage now though so get him named

>>216706911
ty

dark souls r34

>>216706908
mad how you post about it all day long anonymously on a website full of people who echo the same opinion instead of actually doing anything productive or courageous

>>216706923
according to reddit it's because they are white and the bbc only wants to make foreginers look bad, even though most of the are "british" and it would be racist to not consider them british

they are so fucking dumb i swear

>>216706939
Umm

>>216706908
me in the 5th century when britons invited anglo-saxons to help them

>>216706931
np

>>216706825
wot!

so what the bloody hell was this all about

This is indicative of what we teach our young men; It’s just that these boys got caught.

These are not middle aged men from abroad, They are young adults brought up in our institutions, systems and society and it’s time we as a society took responsibility for these happenings and had an honest conversation about what it is we are teaching and showing our young men to make them think this is something to perpetrate.

rorke and leftypol r34

>>216706923
Might have been underage at the time

>>216706950
fuck sake this isn’t google

year 6 girls swimming lesson

On my third cup of tea today what am I like

>>216706959
this but unironically

>>216706901
love revenant x
>>216706957
elden ring nightreign sorry

>>216706943
Thinly veiled call for violence yh?

>>216706958
Literally going for the crumbs that are left after the UK and France snatched all the good bits with good and plantations

um actually rorke they were forced to rape because of the stress of living in this racist country

>>216706991
it's crazy to me the amount of cope involved in taking the attention away from the rapist's culture and country of origin

thought i was smart and cool moving into the forest somewhat off grid but now whenever i open the window a swarm of bugs come in a annoy me

>>216706943
trvke

>>216707002
thinly veiled call to do something about it rather than wallowing, sick of the sob stories

>>216707032
been living out in the woods for roughly 4 years and i love it, bugs and all
just can’t into cities me

I miss them. Nothing against King Charles III, i'm as royalist as the next subject... Maybe I just miss my youth.

>>216706958
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_New_Guinea
>mainland is called Kaiser-Wilhelmland
>only feature of note is a fucking swamp
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_Swamp

>>216707002
i've openly called for rorke to get hunted down, drawn and quartered

>>216707057
it is better in almost every possible way but i do miss leaving my windows open at night and not awaking to a million bugs on the ceiling

>>216706939
Male:domination loss, Femdom, multiple females, male:rape

>>216707061
king charles III is the best monarch in a long time
he has interests in architecture, theology and a whole host of things
he's much better and we're lucky to have him

>>216707057
bit racist

>>216707061
phil should have been king

creaming

nibba posting on 4chan off the grid omdz

reaming

>>216706999
Peak brat

bratty

>>216707176
thought that dude was in prison for attacking people while on drugs

>>216707176
>shadman
GIWTWM

>>216707199
I thought it was for drawing CP

>>216707215
he lives in america thats not illegal

>>216707176
I wonder what could have possibly led to this scenario

>>216706858
Literally just read this article and scurried here to post about it

>>216707262
there's a whole comic strip for that one

also here's belle looking peng

>>216707281
Anyone seen Rorke???

>>216707281
>the best example i could find for a white rapist is from literally over 50 years ago

>>216707233
Yeah but iirc it was CP of someone's kid specifically (i think keemstar) and got charged for it

>>216707281
leftypol told me we're all immigrants and that native british doesn't exist

>>216707311
Technically your dad's sperm migrated to your mom's vag so you're a migrant as well think about that eh

>>216707302
the moors murderers are not just "a white rapist"

>>216707162
i want to have sex with the black one

tfw no shantae gf

>>216707281
brady is an irish name

>>216707294
yeah he's here, hold on let me take off his ball gag

got into a game recently but then I checked the thread on /vg/ and it's full of paedos and noncery

>>216707287
>belle looking peng
A hero

Kys pedo kiwi cunt

>>216707399
anime game is it?

>>216707032
did they not invent screens for windows in new zealand yet?

>>216707383
um

I'll actually be migrating soon myself

>>216707407
you mean an hero

leftypol thinks native brits dont exist except when they do something wrong
quite weird

>>216707349
Same

>>216707415
yeah

>>216707118
I like Charles. Perhaps it is just missing my youth.

>>216707146
Na, he wasn't that bothered. Phillip knew what he was getting when he married in and he did an excellent job in his role.

>>216707411
shantae doesn't have an official age. If you can't tell the difference between cartoons are real children then you are retarded

would really love to have an honest conversation with leftypol but he's so delusional when it comes to immigrants and rape gangs it's actually impossible to get him to admit anything. the fact that he's bringing up the moors murders as some kind of gotcha is insane.

>>216707492
dunelm

>>216707399
so is /brit/ to be fair

ktim

wish l was worldschooled

>>216707523
um that's 'p

japanese mfs be sitting on the floor

>>216707541
get Rorke worldschooled by his schizo mum and dad pronto

Why is the down syndrome lad in that harry potter audible book advert waving around a knife instead of a wand like the other kid

>>216707493
just saw a fella on lbc defend housing illegal migrants near schools because he is an 'unvetted man' in the same way they are and therefore pose equal risk
it's mental how leftypol contorts himself

>>216707541
I was homeschooled and I'm socially inept and missed out on fundamental formative experiences
Homeschooling should be banned, it's child cruelty in my imo opinion

>>216707557
They never invented chairs lmaoo

Some talk of Alexander,
and some of Hercules,
of Hector and Lysander,
and such great names as these...
But of all the world's brave heroes
there's none that can compare...
With a tow row row row row row,
to the British Grenadiers!

>>216707372
Ian Brady was born as Ian Stewart, Brady was his step-dad's name.

>>216707471
Loopziepop prays for her (see shinji)

mad how cartoon women utterly mog irl women, it's not even close

>>216707611
he was scottish my point still stands

>>216707624
this is just badly drawn

>>216707578
https://www.audible.co.uk/contactus
Stop being a coward all your pathetic incel life.

>>216707624
Yh

magpies on the roof hopping around causing a ruckus

>>216707636
prefer some hairy bollocks swinging to and fro?

>>216707622
>forgot pic
*

Reminder that 4chan will be blocked in the UK in just under 12 hours.

>>216707622
kin ell what a dumper

>>216707666
Yh
Also satanic trips

graduated with honours from the university of life and the school of hard knocks

>>216707687
this time is for real is it?

>>216707624
Not really convincing me with this image but actually it's not that mad.
You're comparing something deliberately sculpted with desirable and attractive features in mind to something natural brimming with imperfections and flaws

Rorke: Gave the new Goose record a spin. S'alright. Not a patch on Mag Bay though.
Leftypol: I listen to World Music.

kier starmer
we coming for you nigga

arse

Ok !!

You can
Have
some

Fun !!

>>216707580
there was a girl in my college who had been homeschooled. she was ok, a bit shy and reserved. i don't think it should be illegal but if that's the best outcome with a good intelligent family making sure they're not shut-ins, i can see how it could go very badly

>>216707651
riona sex
niko sex
vivi sex
su
chihaya sex

>>216707721
thanks for the utterly redundant explanation poindexter

>>216707493
The worst part of sharing sympathies with the left, in economics and aspects of governance, is interacting with leftypol. The loudest and most idiotic person in any room. How anyone could defend illegal immigrants and rape gangs is beggars belief. It's an embarrassment.

>>216707747
PHWOAR starting to like these 2D bitches

>>216707792
These are not middle aged men from abroad, They are young adults brought up in our institutions, systems and society and it’s time we as a society took responsibility for these happenings and had an honest conversation about what it is we are teaching and showing our young men to make them think this is something to perpetrate.

I was groomed when I was 16 by men much older than me - none of them were ethnic, none of them were from abroad and all of them grew up in Bristol or nearby; I saw this became i know people will try to frame this horrible story for their own racist agendas - doing so fails women and victims as it ignores that these actions are homegrown and encouraged.

TALK TO YOUR SONS ABOUT CONSENT. TALK TO YOUR SONS ABOUT WHY THEY SHOULDN’T BE WATCHING PORN AS AN EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE. TALK TO YOUR SONS ABOUT RIGHT AND WRONG REGARDING WOMEN.

Or else we’ll continue to talk to our daughters about how they’ve been raped and exploited.

>>216707687
i already buyed a vpn

>>216707826
>buyed
we can tell

>Mike Graham has been sacked from Talk breakfast show following a 'vile' racist post to his Facebook page which he insisted was hacked. The journalist, 65, was suspended from his show Morning Glory soon after post was published, but he has now been sacked.
>The post featured a picture of a statue of Churchill alongside a picture of a crowded Tube carriage, with the caption: 'Tell me we're not fucked by multicultural bollocks. Why are we surrounded by non-white people? Just fuck off...'
Not a good day for Rorke

>>216707797
its just lauren

>>216707837
pscr

>>216707753
thank you that was fun

>>216707580
I went to state schools and i'm socially inept. My fundamental formative experiences were pain and misery. I'm not going to go as far as demanding schools are banned but for many it's child cruelty.

>>216707840
graham is a grade-a mong
remember when he thought concrete grew on trees or whatever it was

>>216707840
loooool

>>216707850
you missed Mugtop

>>216707771
based

>>216707840
>Mike Graham
At lease he got to cement his legacy

>>216707850
you missed pinky

>>216707845
too late mate i'm a convert, 2d version looks better

>>216707776
sorry I know your lot aren't exactly known for your ability to think
(presumably why you found it "mad")

>>216707887
me when my gf inserts four fingers into my arse but forgets her little finger

I would like to apologise. I thought it was a spambot that was spamming /brit/ and switching vpns and posting unfunny gibberish all day. It turns out it really is a group of 3 or 4 autistic losers probably from kiwifarms using a proxy site called meta.gay.4chan which allows them to spam child porn all day every day multiple times with stolen passes. Some le epic lolcow early 20s loser who does le epic cringe on the internet called leto

>>216707823
Yes, that insanity is exactly what i'm talking about. Awful, terrible, delusional people.

>>216705420 (OP)
>Chronologically conflate the map to make it look like the empire was larger than it actually was
Fucking poms, can you at least be honest that losing the 13 colonies was the greatest humiliation you've ever suffered?

>>216707840
Funny considering he was always one of those "conservatives" who would rant about uncontrolled immigration but as soon as someone suggested pressing the fix everything easily switch he'd go "um are you a NAZI??? RACIST BIGOT"

>>216707901
how can i get a girl to do that my arse, seems impossible

>>216707699
lovely likkle pear shaped ting

>>216707923
How about you chronologically conflate some fanny you boring gimp

>>216707892
How about you chronologically conflate some fanny you boring gimp

Yoghurteaters will look you dead in the eyes and say "It's good bacteria" while shovelling another spoonful into their gob

>>216707927
feed her coke or meth, that's the only way my prudish gf will do anything more than doggy style

>>216707966
screeching

>>216707966
literally doing this right now

Just got a shooting pain in my arse
Bet it was NZmong chanting his fucking voodoo rituals again

never understood the elton john meme

>>216707846
what does this mean

>>216707967
you've lost your marbles

>>216708000
Elton John is a known homosexual and therefore what comes from his arse must look grim and unappealling

>>216708029
>>216708029
>>216708029

hes fucked it

hello prudish gf would you like to smoke some meth?

>>216708000
elton john is the rocket man so if he farted on food it would be like the food gets ruined

>>216707877
>cement
haha

whereas everything from a heterosexual man's bum is pleasing and cheerful

>>216708096
>>216708096
>>216708096