Thread 216708096

nightrein edish

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nth for the baddiedem

Our next prime minister.

fucked it!
>>216708029

forgot /brit/

Only gone and got the Xillia on haven't I

>>216708134
she's part of the baddiedem crew desubeit

>>216708143
dumb ass nigga

>>216708141
sir shamood manjaw

he forgot the /brit/
he forgot the /briiiiit/
threadmeister
he forgot the /brit/

Shabana Mahmood
Shamood for short

is Mousey still paedophile?

>>216708177
>threadmeister
wonder whatever happened to him

>>216708171
>>216708171
>>216708171
>>216708171
>>216708171
ITS UP

>>216708141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBS8rJvxnKo

Having a panic attack

shamone

Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank

>>216708212
what's happening

i want lammy as PM. prime minister lammy.

Think I finally have to accept the escort I saw two weeks ago doesn't want to see me again.

Honestly so fucking pissed off. Why say she'd like to see me again if she's just never gonna respond to my messages again? Was it the double messaging? Even then I was always polite and left a few days between each message.

>>216708141
she's so fit

might leave life behind and wander the earth

>>216708212
That's your central nervous system telling you to "slow down".

>>216708256
shut the fuck up about her. you were a client, get over it

booking a prostate exam with every gp in town for tomorrow, 8am - 6pm of prostate inspections. One of them is bound to be female

>>216708256
I really hope this is just a gimmick you do to wind people up
if you're genuinely this neurotic and insufferable in real life you deserve nothing but misery

>>216708256
thought you said you found another one and you were seeing her on saturday

You remember that Japanese guy who kept ordering the same escort so he could duel her in Yu-Gi-Oh and one day she showed up with her own deck?
I like that story

Hate anime so much it's unreal. Would have been a top shagger were it not for hentai

wish they'd just make kinder eggs that have no toy in them
love them just for the taste

brb getting my 15 minutes of sunlight

>>216708256
>episodic but with an overarching storyline
my favourite kind

>>216708307
Lmao of course it is. Every time I make a post I get 10 (You)s within a few seconds. I'm running the same gimmick in /britfeel/ too.

>>216708351
aren't the kinder bars basically the same thing?

Proper drunk bastard me
not sure who would ever love me

>>216708291
I get that, I've offered another booking.

>>216708307
Not a gimmick lad.

>>216708322
I have, yeah. I'm trying to move on but I'm just pissed off with her. Why can't she just say "no". Why tell me she'd like to see me again if she doesn't want to? Fucking liar.
I will learn from this, I just find it hard to get over it.

>>216706775
seen her irl

>>216708417
>I'm trying to move on but I'm just pissed off with her. Why can't she just say "no". Why tell me she'd like to see me again if she doesn't want to? Fucking liar.
you are a future rapist mate

When did Al Murray become such a fart huffing dickhead
https://x.com/almurray/status/1988219129501995214

how is everynyan doing tonight

>>216708384
no they're not hollow eggs

>>216708326
bet that wasn't real and the girl was actually his girlfriend

>>216708440
No, I'm way too much of a coward for that.
Maybe she's just busy, idk. At what point should I give up hope?

in my head, escortposter is this future-rapist incel off of Virgin Island

>>216708484
But they taste the same no?

Lad is stalking an escort. It's only a matter of time before he breaks into her place and chops her up with a machete mark my words

>>216708508
not really, the size and width makes a difference

dogshit gimmick houirs

that's what i always say

forcing my childhood friend to steal copious amounts of tat from monsters so I can get a shiny achievement

>>216708462
all of our comedians are

>>216708500
>At what point should I give up hope?
about 2 weeks ago

>>216708500
>I'm way too much of a coward for that.
yeh you are a future rapist need you preemptively locked up asap

eating some scran

>>216708417
>Why tell me she'd like to see me again if she doesn't want to?
i think that's just what prostitutes say. she probably says that to everyone.

>>216708462
Honestly don't get the point of this dogshit website. Why share all your stupid shower thoughts with millions when you could just keep them to yourself and avoid the backlash?

>>216708534
proper autism that

scranning some eat

>>216708417
She probably didn't want to hurt your feelings, prostitutes still have some semblance of humanity. Bitches is often do shit like this where the truth would actually be less painful.
Don't take it personally, get the next one lined up and just give her a good piping.
>We keep it moving

nephew was born with antlers

scranning your nan

>>216708642
you wouldn't eat thick crisps would you

>>216708655
you know what you must do

gaining traction on x.com lads

Good morning, I love Britain and its culture

>>216708662
Aren't thick crisps just chips?

>>216708662
what like a wotsit?
or mccoys?

>>216708634
are you talking about twitter or 4chan?

SCREAMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRRsXxE1KVY

shouldn't have wanked before the gym
only benched 90kg, was aiming for 95 this week

>>216708662
>>216708721
>>216708732
Get yourself some slabs boys, pretty good t b h

>>216708616
But less than two weeks ago when I messaged her (2nd Nov) she said she'd hopefully see me again.
Clearly something I said after that was a problem but idk what.

apparently a rocket can reach venus in like 90 days

>>216708654
Thanks lad. I'll try to. But honestly for me being ignored is worse than just being told. Fucking hate deception and lying.

making some sandwiches in the sandwich press
rorkes seething

>>216708832
nowt there though is they

usa females are thinking of you /brit/

vtmb2 is the worst thing to happen to seattle since nirvana

>>216708869
eat it cold you bastard

cha cha cha

>>216708857
mental that this nibba got fired for exposing borats. this kind of shit only happens in dictatorships.

This nigga can't even pay women to hang out with him
i'm poo nigger screaming on the floor

poo screaming up my arse

>>216708886
what's her diet like? please be fodmaps

>>216708909
fucking screaming

dadbergs bought an unsliced loaf of bread has he gone insane?

>>216708738
Twitter. The whole point of 4chan is anonymity.

get the bastard 'tex posted

>>216708972
>>216708982
incorrigible goon worms

>>216708917
british food

>>216708982
I'm disappointed when there isn't a cock there now
state of me

right well that's a bare, hairless fannard

>>216708886
Need her to come here and drive the semen out of my genitals into hers

>>216709016
cor imagine dominating her and destroying her ego

brit really finds bogged duck lips attractive huh

bleghh

>>216708982
one of the nicest pussies i've ever seen

>>216709056
No

new body dysmorphia just dropped

>>216709072
this is from a chinese cat torture video btw

>>216709056
its peng because its degrading

>>216709024
yeah state of you to be honest that is grim

>>216709132
what operant conditioning does to a mf

>>216709124
Sir Bimbo Enjoyer

>>216709145
she cute

>>216709142
>>216709145
made for BBC

Great British Exports

>>216708141
Unironically looks like paki lord farquaad

>>216709145
timmy's crush

>>216709044
you a tough guy now?

>>216709065
hate watermarks me
especially people who watermark idiotic little internet doodles

if it were raining virgins, i'd be washed down the gutter with a poof

>>216709200
her only impact is making simps dicks hard

>>216709200
women pee when they deadlift

>>216709208
i bet the poof and you would love that wouldnt you

>>216709200
Nice landscape

>>216709219
Ignore him he's just some rando leftypol neek

>>216709200
timmy's crush

>>216709200
>3.5pl8
Ooh I'm so scared
t. 280kg beltless

>>216708462
Reminder Murray is a public school educated descendent of literal aristocrats who larps as a working class man for his genteel middle class audiences to laugh at

>>216709279
you're fat lol

>>216709233
no mate but when i feel me heart throb surgin', the sheilas just tell me to bugger off

>>216709295
slava ukraina

Anyone have any tips for how I can avoid pain in the future when I see another escort?

So far I've got: don't double message, don't get attached, don't tell them I'm a virgin.

>>216709279
don't forget the deadlift is disproportionally easy for women
she probably can't press 2 plate lmao

>>216709214
We at /brit/ would like to congratulate Josh Barbarinde for his decisive win. Please find enclosed a voucher for 2 poo barms

mad how im farting rn

>>216709200
Meaningless when I come in with a zero stance gototsu

>>216709214
>32
Jesus christ i thought blacks were supposed to look younger

>>216709339
don't get mad, get angry

always the niggas who've typed gym more than they've been that got something to say about female gym goers lmao
fucking incel runts

>>216709339
t. emma watson

>>216709286
this dude is denying the norman invasion

>>216709355
searching my post history for "gym" and comparing it my gym attendance frequency rn

>>216709349
you better have all the dragon balls then

>>216709349
spelled 五凸 yeah?
(coz you've got a 5head)

lad looks like a proper viking

>>216709355
There are a lot of ridiculously strong women, that just isn't one of them
160kg is half the female deadlift world record

>>216708555
Imagine if they accidentally released are Lucy. She'd probably get bank work as a support worker or nurse right away

>>216708284
The so called downsrein

>>216709214
*uses my physiognomic powers*
he's a battyman isn't he?

lmao i benched that my second week at the gym

>>216709402
looks like that swede already turned him into a downie

FLAT ARSE

>>216709142
>white privilege
no matter how you try to dress it up, these brown and yellow women are a downgrade
timmy is the first man in his entire family tree who can't get a white woman. he is the weak link

alri lads im back
been banned for 3 days for posting the word poo

>>216709423
and yet in your 1700th week of life you're STILL yet to have sex

>>216708857
Btw the mountbatten pedo stuff comes from one source

>>216709488
the new jannies went mental for one day then dipped never to be seen again

Killed a man from Croydon in January 2008 in self-defense.

>>216709430
timmy thinking she got a bubble butt

>>216709468
youre timmy

>>216709314
sounds like recurrent tachycardia mate you should talk to a doctor

>>216709493
raped that little cunts arse like you've just stepped off a small boat

>>216709423
well done big man, laughing at a woman trying to improve herself

King Speight

>>216709507
I guess some of the new jannies are bound to power trip

>>216709507
as per

>>216709536
the shoelace king

>>216709321
Don't chat too much about personal shit. I'm sure she might ask some probing questions about your life, be brief. Focus on the sexo

>>216709423
grats on benching more than a woman I guess?

Timmy's crush

>>216709321
you can tell them you are a virgin. maybe that is even a bit cute and wholesome
just remember that they are whores and their job is having sex (getting fucked)

>>216709536
>feel so sad his gf died.
>feels horrible feeling this way
>kills himself. Meaning his family and friends feel the way he did
Was mark a bit selfish?

got asked for ID at the bottleo today
born in 1995 me, i am an unc

>>216709511
>>216709578
youre poltard pozzed timmy: an annoying, self-hating race betraying white whos an immigrant from pol and makes this place worse just liek you do your country

>>216709578
youre timmy

>>216709423
>men are stronger than women
Nice one mate

Have never been asked for id in my life when buying beer. Been looking 35 since I turned 15

>>216709391
Instant finisher moves don't need dragon balls and aren't showy like what she's doing.
>>216709399
I'm drunk and can't type, 5 head at the temples, Norwood reaper has begun to exact his vengeance

>>216709578
LOL das rite crodie

timmies dating pooja: >>216709631 >>216709632

>>216709391
lmao this is the femoid version of autisticyank

>>216709509
feel like confessing to murder even as a joke is never a wise choice

>>216709677
statue of limitations sunshine

australians be like
>on the menulog paying an abo to go to the bottleo and get me some lageroos

2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...

Clare Coutinho (born 1985) married to Adam Hawksbee (born 1992)
She got her Goan claws inside timid Timmy

>>216709509
>inb4 they find a dead body in Croydon

>>216709597
Yes but I told the previous one I was, and I suspect that's part of the reason she is ghosting me.

BAKUSHIIIIIIIIN! time for uma game!
even better knowing that it causes the spamming parasite to mental breakdown

>>216709713
oh my days
y'all sure dis aint no transformer?

>>216709713
Best timmy could do

>>216709700
we say that

>>216709762
youre timmy and you couldnt

>>216708158
factos

>>216709612
Been I'd d twice in the past month.
Once by a fit girl in Lidl who had seen me with my ex quite a few times.
The other by a younger girl in the corner shop.
I just turned 31, need to get on the apps before it's too late.
I wonder if I'll see any old bitches from school

>>216709773
replying to mossadbots are we

>>216709797
reminder to report them, because it is your civic duty

>>216709773
Couldnt get a 45year old paki gf?

hope we don't get banned from 4chan :/

>>216709713
>>216709756
LOL

as far as i can tell 90% of brit is about 4 people replying to themselves

free lucy letby

ofcom boutta hand out violent quicktap tomorrow x
oooh dem luh servers tremblin x

>>216709774
Top tier tummy

>>216709833
just makes it so that you also have to ban evade to do what you normally do (post to nobody, getting ignored and/or reported, no replies for hours, getting banned and then having to come back just to do the same)

>>216709841
I never reply to myself unless I'm amending the post in question

>>216709807
are you irish diaspora? why don't you like it when goan transformers are mocked?

need a new job that pays £70,000 a year minimum

>>216708096 (OP)
I like this pic

>>216709849
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...

might have a tea
could also have a hot chocolate

>>216709876
seen your deleted posts on the archive so thats cap

Timmy tinks he Hugh Heffner

>>216709833
Yeah, hopefully nothing ever happens as per usual but it'd be nice to have a "backup".
I know some lads are talking about using vpns and having a pass to post but I'm not doing either of that shit.
Some lads mention sharty but they don't have an app that I'm aware of so I can comfy post.
Reddit is shit but that may be an alternative. Threads aren't like here, system doesn't work the same

>>216709933
stop yapping unc you wouldn't know cap if it was placed on your head and shielded your eyes from the sun with your dementia ahh

>>216709963
>but it'd be nice to have a "backup"
4chan.club

the white man from pols new thing is strawmanning any argument that hurt him in the past with "Timmy" doing whatever he thinks he is doing which is what he thinks white man is doing, between posting rb posts and shilling tonsil stones to nobody that cares

um zoomerbros?

had a dream where I lay on the back of angela white who lay on the back of dee williams and rubbed my dick between them and grabbed their asses and tits and then woke up humping air

>>216709977
grown ass man typing that by the way

yeah we is neoliberal
problems?

>>216709963
If we need accounts or IDs then only 3 people will keep it going I reckon, anonymity is the key factor here

>>216710020
shut it PIP nigger

If /brit/ goes down you can find me on /r/CasualUK, /r/HENRYUK and /r/FatFIREUK

>>216710019
oh sorry I thought we was doing a little faggy larp haha x

>>216709963
>it'd be nice to have a "backup".
get in the 'craft server lad

2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...

>>216709977
>>216710019
https://youtu.be/CLBI3ogW9_w

>>216710033
find me on /r/sissy_UK

>>216710031
pipe down timmy

>>216710072
youre timmy
nobody loves you not even your dead dad

>>216710033
Shall be avoiding all these then

poonited kingdom lole

sorting me clothes out

Steve always resented Karl. Makes the show impossible to listen to.

What’s 4chan club?

if /brit/ doesnt get banned (it wont) then it would be nice for this niggerfaggot on a BE flag (and on his UK flag) to be rangebanned and I am pushing for that to happen every day
he is bad for the community

>>216710122
lt becomes more and more obvious Steve is just a bitter prick most of the time.

I really really really really really really like weed

Two choices in my life that ruined me
1. Returning back to my parents after being placed in foster care
2. Quitting the only role I ever had success in when my counterpart was promoted over me, despite performing better than her - management even going as far as to tell me she was being promoted before telling her, as they knew it would be a massive shock to me and everyone else

>>216710065
millennials all those memes

>>216710157
bolg on

>>216710056
There's a Brit server? How do I join

imagine your entire life being you posting on 4chan every day and you cant even get replies
you are a failure at posting on 4chan

>>216710157
why do you think you got done dirty with the promo

>>216710178
I will, and you my captive audience will read every fucking word

>>216710171
Rorke making a.... surprisingly good point for once.
*starts clapping*

how cronem waiting outside dem gates rn

>>216710221
British culture

>>216710210
aw now youre a cunt and lost subscribers

>>216710229
Yes, BBC news about a man who is attacking the BBC is British news and therefore British culture

remember, this is the rendesvouz if /brit/ gets whacked
https://www.rorkesdriftvc.com/forum/index.php

Mad how people age themselves by complaining about young people.

>>216710207
Because they needed a female senior for administrative reasons, & the leadership preferred her character over mine. She was a stickler for rules, and did everything by the book but did not get results from our respective teams like I did. They felt I was overfamiliar with my juniors, I was often lax about enforcing rules so long as they got the job done and appeared to be following them when the bosses were around.

playing a bit of mass effect 2, or ass erect poo as i've been known to call it

>>216710185
sorry lad I made it up x

>>216710171
Paddington controlling the illegal marmalade trade

>>216710253
all I'm seeing is a back and forth between two old men named Colin and Alan

I am once again asking for the BE flag poster to be rangebanned

(to the tune of rock me amadeus by falco)
nigger anus nigger anus
nigger anus
oh oh oh, nigger anus

>>216710281
>>216710312
Grow up mate, there's a good lad

any deleted posts ITT?

>>216710337
all me

>>216710306
they are top blokes

>>216710281
I don't get it. Ass? Erect? Poo? It's Mass Effect 2

>>216710007
only hope for whitecels are ugly hairy indian girls and flat-faced gooks who hate themselves and wish they were white

I used to be mildly annoyed when people would call me Indian in 4chan "arguments" but, now I just lean into to it and act like a braggart jeet to spread more Indian hate

>>216710407
hapa girls are weird looking for the most part. they don't look natural

>>216710384
ass rhymes with mass, erect rhymes with effect, poo rhymes with 2
simple as

any of you been to japan recently
very curious how many tourists are there. been watching a bunch of videos about it, dont know why i will probably never visit but it fascinates me

>>216710437
Did you go to Elton Johns big party at the weekend?

>>216710441
havent even been as far as ireland me

... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Snooker: Champion of Champions on iTV4 on my TV via puck in home ...

>>216710441
Japan is like UK. Nice countryside but huge amounts of grim industrialised shit holes and ugly building that were built on the cheap.

>>216710431
I think so too the ugly ones have
>A sickly skin tone, that looks pale in an unhealthy way
>A more square white head that doesn't pair with their more Asian features
>The worst is Asian nose with a square jaw
>Sometimes their eyes are like a combination of the worst parts of both races
>Annoying demeaner

prior to world war 2 it was considered gay to hold a pistol with both hands

what i am just supposed to stop being trans to please rorke's sick urges?

>>216710504
desu I just added the annoying part because of a hapa I saw in a yt ad

>>216710517
There's no such thing as being 'trans' you're just a bloke in a dress.

>>216710440
Oh right I see now haha, yeah I get it now, good one poolad, ass erect poo, hahahaha

>>216710517
makes it sound like you are just playing dressup even more

>>216710517
aye

really rattled the timmy cage by insulting a white woman

loli feet

>>216710504
this is exactly how i see hapas

Rorke busy playing Need For Speed Underground 2 so he cannot respond to the man's query about whether he is accepted when wearing women's clothes or not

>>216710540
no dramas lad!

>>216710569
hang yourself

>>216710562
If this were /pol/, all the yellowfeverist freaks would be saying that it's a white woman posting
they can't accept that some men don't find yellow women attract

hanging myself because the yank told me to

yeah, women worth your time spend theirs posting on pol

>>216710605
American anon looks like this? Never would have thought it.

>>216710569
>>216710601
um
>>216710633
UM

you know remember slag posting

3 pm

Any dench bastard man in?

>>216710635
a woman posting on /pol/ is a unicorn

kill all belgians and kill all niggers

>>216710652
/brit/ used to be a crisps, slags and poo general
now it's all small boat migrants and bbc spammers

>>216710668
racismlad

+1 SR agnes tachyon
+1 SR manhatten cafe robot
SR sweep tosho
R riko

>>216710715
>>216710715
>>216710715
the new as it were

level 3 riko now
thought I already had tachyon uncapped somewhat

>>216710437
Aw hell nah who dafuq man getcho bitch ass