Thread 216710903

Nothing.

That they pronounce the S sound after vowels as sh.

>>216710903 (OP)
Speed likes them

>>216710934
they call this game soccer

>>216710903 (OP)
Had a Malaysian-Chinese housemate who kept harping on her 1/16 Portuguese ancestry or whatever it was.

>>216710903 (OP)
Salted cod. That's it

>>216710903 (OP)
Anchovy spaniards

Bacalhau and olive oil

>>216710984
Ian Miles Cheong ?

They commited indian genocide and they were big in the slave trade. Evil people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuzHnbfVyqw

>>216710903 (OP)
>apparently portugal is known for football according to OP and maybe other zoomers
>zero world cups in history
grim

>>216710984
How would she feel about her kids being 9/16 portuguese?

>>216711033
we have no money to rig one in our favour

>>216710903 (OP)
They used to do conquest stuff and we kicked them out of Persian gulf.

I miss this guy. Was he a good leader?

>>216711106
argentina rigged at least 2 with no money either
you just need to be politically savvy enough

>>216710903 (OP)
Bold of you to assume that i know anything about portuguese football

>>216711156
He was and is based but boomers are mad he spent public funds on actual infrastructure instead of gibs, and since they control the media everyone is of the same (shallow) opinion

>>216710903 (OP)
Magellan circumnavigated the world
Their Jesuits created our modern writings

Pastel de Natas
Caldo verde

I went to Santa Maria and Sao Miguel, but haven’t been to the mainland.

>>216710903 (OP)
I... euh... uh... they got the... uh... yeah

>>216710903 (OP)
their cuisine influenced the entire world.
you only eat spicy kimchi because they brought chili peppers to Asia.

>>216710903 (OP)
Canned fish

>>216711020
I'm kind of surprised the portugeese were so cruel akshually
in general italians were just opportunistic and duplicitous but iberians were particularly more barbaric than the other latin nations

big fan of the algarvias

Devolve nosso ouro.

>>216711449
he was trolling, the portuguese weren't bad compared to other countries.
the natives and freed africans even joined the portuguese to kick out the dutch here. that WIC company was evil incarnate compared to the portuguese

>>216710903 (OP)
mustache having women

>>216711576
Our women are evil. Mustache-twirling evil.

>>216711345
A Spanish friend of mine told me that it’s traditional for Spaniards to visit Portugal to buy bedsheets.

>>216710903 (OP)
I’ve been there a number of times, I like it. In Lisbon, small (espresso) coffees are called bicas, and large milk coffees are called galões. In Porto they eat huge, sloppy sandwiches drenched in a gravy made with beer called francezinhas, lit. “Little Frenchies,” which are neither small nor French. At the university in Coimbra, the old library has a colony of bats kept to control paper-eating insects. And they’re the only country in Europe without an increasingly successful neo-fascist party, but which still has moderately popular communist fantasists in parliament.

>>216711676
>A Spanish friend of mine told me that it’s traditional for Spaniards to visit Portugal to buy bedsheets.
Dunno about that but there's a national joke about the portuguese selling you towels (toallas)

Why are portuguese so antisemite?

>>216711934
>eu juro que tentei
>"I swear to (the Christian) God that I tried (ending Israel)"
vile white

>>216710903 (OP)
That Portugal is in a lesbian relationship with Brazil.

>>216711985
bruh...
He's saying “injustiça”.

>>216712124
really?

>>216710903 (OP)
Very little and mostly Spanish inside jokes like.
Their women have mustaches.
They sell towels.
Personally I only know they drive like shit, make a lot of cork and had a jeet prime minister at some point.

>>216710903 (OP)
their royal family moved to brazil o algo fearing napeleon's expansion and they had colony in china.

>>216712360
>They sell towels.

What?

>>216712787
a tiny bit of land located in the coast isn't a colony

Half our history classes in school are about Portugal. We're forced to learn lots of shit about them. Maybe we still have a colony mentality.

>>216712901
>A colony is a territory subject to a form of foreign rule, which rules the territory and its indigenous peoples separated from the foreign rulers

>>216712901
we had administrative rights over it, started as a mere trade agreement over the port and then it expanded inwardly. in any case, before Macau became the sole focus point of portuguese business in China, there were significant portuguese populations for example in Ningbo, We founded Nagasaki btw

by the way being an ignorant is not a flex

>>216713155
:D

>kind of poor for a western country
>short people
>good-looking women
>loud, but charismatic
>responsible for Brazil's existence
That's what the average person here knows about Portugal.

>>216712921
That's the dumbest thing I've heard.
No shit you gonna learn about it, it is in fact the origin of your country, or are you claiming modern Brazil has it's origins in whatever the fuck random native tribal "civilization" #2335235 was at the time?
Is like us learning about ancient stuff in Iberia like the celts or the romans is just that your country is more "recent".

>>216713122
big if true. I wonder how did the dutch never came around to get a foothold in china

>>216712921
>Half our history classes in school are about Portugal.
false
we mostly study the part related to brazil and barely any shit about portugal formation or what happened to them after we became independent

Portuguese girls are very pretty. I wish I could snatch one.

>>216710903 (OP)
they like our fish and we are friends

>>216711041
She's not that attractive.

>>216713231
they are famously suspicious of foreigners

>>216713193
>>good-looking women
>>216713265
>Portuguese girls are very pretty.
hands off, fuckers

>>216710903 (OP)
>Alberto Barbosa
>redtugal
>moortugal
>lost slavic tribe
>dried fish

>>216710903 (OP)
They had the genes to make the greatest transgirls in the world though...

>>216710903 (OP)
Sephardic jews were kicked off from spain and they relocated to portugal and from there they come to holland then to 'ol blimey. Most "Portuguese" in the new world were sephardi

>>216710903 (OP)
I love Portugal and the Portuguese people.

>>216711020
Cabral won, you lost.

>>216710903 (OP)
Nothing

>>216710903 (OP)
We had a portuguese soldiers skull.My grandfather had kept it as a memento but later on cremated it since a priest told him it was bringing him bad luck

>>216712921
What should we study, then?
Those Amerindians tribes who have literally 0 (zero) relation to the way contemporary Brazilians live and left almost no actual influence at all besides hammocks and a few proper nouns?
Of course we study Portugal's history.

Anticolonialism is so laughably stupid. Even more so in LatAm, considering how in the case of Brazil, unlike say in India or Algeria, we are the literal descendants of the colonizers.
The Portuguese in Portugal are the descendants of the ones who stayed. We are the descendants of the ones who came here and colonized.

>>216712921
Oh yeah? Tell me, what is the name of the first king of Portugal?

they are way less racist than italians and spaniards

>>216716372
Cringe if true

>>216712360
You look the same, how can you tell each other apart?

Ive met a group of portuguese who are here for Erasmus, chill people and the girls are cute

they conquered like half of africa and then half of america and just gave up for like no real reason
cristiano ronaldo

>>216710903 (OP)
>for football
they suck at it THOUGHEVER

>>216716361
Don Portugal the 1st

>>216710903 (OP)
They had a president who looked like some kind of mystery meat for some reason

>>216711041
Wouldn't they be 17/32 Portugeez?

>>216710903 (OP)
Best navigators on earth who mapped every sea we know.

>>216716484
Yo, check this out. Spanish guys drive a car like this. Yeah, but Portuguese guys, see, they drive a car like this.

>>216716467
this is something east asian travelers to southern europe commonly say
for example, the blatant and extreme racist behavior seen in the italian and spanish football leagues is rarely seen in the portuguese football league
well, the south korean national football team has had three dutch, three german, and two portuguese managers
the portuguese managers have always been humble and passionate about their work
europeans often say germans are arrogant, and this seems to be true
most south korean football fans all detested those three german managers
they were all scumbag

>>216716637
Indeed.
"Mostraram o mundo ao mundo". "They showed the world to the world."
And the world retributed by bitching and moaning, as usual.

>>216716632
maybe

>>216711106
>>216711208
cope

Good meat
Good fish
Colonizers and explorers
World class surfing
Most jews in israel could easily get their passports a few years back

>>216711156
Corrupt af but at least he actually had a vision for the future and got stuff done.

>>216711247
I would breed all vietmamitas.

>>216712360
>sell towels
Where does that come from?

>>216713193
>>responsible for Brazil's existence
You mean guilty for Brazil existence?

>>216710903 (OP)
the music video of NewJeans hit single "SuperShy" was recorded there

>>216717682
and he taught great and influential philosophy

>>216717747
From my understanding is because a long time ago a lot of people bought towels in Portugal because they were cheaper and good quality, usually at beaches or some shit.
It seems that's not the case anymore since like 20 years ago now.

>>216710903 (OP)
They had a big ol' earthquake in 1750

>>216712921
its the foundation of your country you filthy colonizer.