Thread 216712966

Amrit has picked up your order and is on the way edition

>>216707695
SCREAM

agenda today is: tekking a shiet, empty piss bottles, shower wash my ears and foreskin

>>216712966 (OP)
What's the issue here? It's in a bag and it's sealed.

>>216712996
been a naughty boy

popping a viagra x

what would india look like today if the british never went there

>>216713025
So as long as he doesn't rub his genitals into it you're fine with it?

>>216713000
SC

>>216713000
foden ummy x

wish I could live like a slug for a year

nth for the gyaldem

>>216713032
I've taken it before, it did fuck all the first two times I took it and then after that definitely worked, and on the lowest dose too. It doesn't make you aroused, it's more like your willard goes from nothing to 110% hard. Never seen my cock so big either. The downside was that it makes your vision slightly blue.

>>216713124
have I got news for you lad

ofcom about to be a lil heinous tomorrow

Been searching the archives for "nth for the gyaldem/baddiedem" and there's literally thousands of posts.

Nibba get a fucking life.

2,1 but there's not much in it

>>216713148
This what passes for news these days then? Load of bollocks. Get them out.

>>216713157
me when I'm asked to name a shite panel show

it doesnt make everyones vision slightly blue

>>216713055
doesn't really make sense to ask does it
if you change something that significant in the past, the whole future would have changed so much that india's new condition would only be a minor detail in the vastly different parallel world you created, via the butterfly effect

>>216713184
>.< xx

>>216713183
name a good panel show

>>216713164
Are you looking forward to posting to yourself in a dead general all day

>>216713195
i've yet to meet someone who used the term butterfly effect and understood its meaning

You reckon it would make your vision green if they made the pill green?

>>216713202
norton

>>216713202
groundforce when they put up a fence

>>216713170
fucking done him lmao

>>216713202
early days of would i lie to you

>>216713221
enlighten me then

>>216713260
what about the latter days of would i lie to you

>>216713055
honestly?

Probably the word "India" only means the geographic region. It probably would have a handful of nations. The Maratha Empire would be the main one. The Bengali kingdom would be another one. Maybe a few Islamic kingdoms too.

no pregnant og cap
we came home and she got the heart-pounding training event

>>216713261
read chaos by james gleick

>>216713232
me when someone asks me what antivirus i used in 2003

>>216713268
shite

>>216713297
how come

>>216713280
me when someone asks what I was doing instead of losing my virginity

As they can't block cloudflare they might just block the domain, which means fuck all.

corner recovery before corner acceleration because too many skills puts her in 1st before ultimate :3

Isn't it craxy how butterfly got butter in it like wtf do they eat butter or are they made of butter in England?

>>216713308
wank your willy for a while

>>216713320
im sure everyone here knows, but if they do this then the way to get around it is to use a VPN to load the page (and CAPTCHA) once, then turn it off to post

>>216713308
captains have been on it too long so ran out of good stories and they started getting too many minorities on it

>>216713323
>corner acceleration
bad skill do not buy

>>216713352
its good though and I only have 200 guts and have professor of curvature

>>216713350
>so ran out of good stories
i thought the point of the programme is it's all made up
even the true ones

>>216713327
yeah they've got butter in them in england

>>216713346
i actually already have to do this to phonepost because of the adult filter. can't use work wifi because it's range banned for some reason.

>>216713365
Fake and gay

2x speed on videos is the greatest invention of the 21st century

>>216713413
Why are you trying to connect to 4chan using your work's wifi...

the entire school curriculum should be the following 10 subjects and nothing more:

maths
languages
world literature
science
technology
history
geography
religion
art
music

drop garbage like PE, Media Studies etc.

>>216713455
>drop garbage like PE
FATTIE!!!!!!!!!!

>>216713433
disgusting kike pig

instagram reels is a good invention too

>religion
ahhhh YESSS the christcucks come writhing out of the woodwork once more
have to get a few warm-up rounds in before the grand appearance on FRIDAY

My jimmies are rustled

>>216713455
Art needs to be funded much better

>>216713444
sometimes i do it by accident because i forget to turn it off

>>216713476
only the racist ones

>>216713490
The leftypops IT man has noted your connection attempts and will pass it on to HR x

>>216713455
Drop arts and music, add more PE and home economics

og cap gold inspiration orb
+93 stamina to my staminacount! (533 at early apr, and 909 speed)

Thinking about asking my mum for £100k so I can buy a house outright.

>>216713455
Not according to the Ancient Greeks

>>216713476
it's mind control

>>216713424
You don't sign your posts here mate

fart nigga 85

>>216713527
s

genocide the BE flag off this thread

>>216713517
Off topic.

>>216713524
Sign this
*shits uncontrollably*

>>216713455
The school curriculum should consist of things like driving lessons, cooking, DIY repairs, keeping budgets, how to behave in society and first aid. When Wes gets promoted I'd like to take his job

>>216713520
>grammar, logic, rhetoric
languages include this. you could even teach logic in maths class
>arithmetic, geometry, astronomy, music
arithmetic and geometry are in maths
astronomy in science
music in music

>>216713559
YNBAJ

*looks across the /brit/ hall*
Did someone over there just shit uncontrollably?

>>216713585
Neither will you when you cry to us to 'report BE flag posts'. LOL

>>216713580
I was referring to PE

>>216713569
reddit opinion

you never be a jap

oh no bros she started to not win

why didn't you save her bros

*Runs away with my soiled pants still down*

>>216713617
is that ataturk

Ok but mousey I am a janny and I’m telling you that your posts are avatar/signature usage

White people be like "nooo I need to eat fair chocolate for the heckin flavonoids! I know it tastes like dirt but I NEED my flavonoids"

>>216713617
don't know who that is and don't really care so i shan't inquire nor look it up

>>216713633
um

nvm I had 400 skill points heheh
2 wasted turns... run in peril!

>>216713603
Name one reason why those things are bad for children to learn?

>>216713569
>dood school never taught me anything i actually use! why are they teaching trigonometry dood they should teach us financial responsibility or something
actual child opinion. with the internet anyone can learn any of that easily if they want to, and if it was taught in school the people crying that school didnt teach them life skills would have dossed about anyway

>>216713559
>>216713633

I am once again calling for this poster to start getting punishments for impersonating 4chan staff

I'm really concerned that Labour have 0 regard for those looking for a job. How do they expect this country to grow when no one can get a new role?
One thing that's really fucked if you think about it, is that employers will only hire people who are currently working and don't have gaps. That means that all workers are just shuffling around, leaving a space as they left, to be filled only by another person shuffling around. How are you even meant to pay back your student loan like this if you are out of a role? It simply doesn't make sense

have a wonderful evening everyone

mousenonce is ban evading right now.

On the fucking vfefe

get the medieval goat herders in the NHS

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216713694
You are a janny cocksucker (and they do have cocks despite their female anime avatars on Discord)

>>216713681
Hypocrite, when you have made hundreds of posts ordering people to report other posters

>>216713698
at 5pm are you bloody mad

Time to head home lads. Toil is officially done.

do some cunts here actually know each other from discord

>>216713660
they are things you learn as you need them and can be learned in a relatively short amount of time, you can't fill a curriculum with them
and no one's reason for not being able to do any of that is that they weren't taught it in school anyway they're just lazy cunts

>>216713725
dont act like a minimod gimp when you cant even follow the rules yourself you fucking loser

>>216713710
Women don't do this in real life
You're exposing yourself as a permavirgin

>>216713740
Coffee never actually gives me more energy. Nor do energy drinsk now I think of it. Just not very susceptible to caffeine I suppose

>>216713691
Hope your parents die x

dickinson's meal deal

>>216713766
yeah thats what they tell you to not upset you lil bro x

>>216713698
literally just prepped one for a sucking

its not up for debate and that anon talking to you is not me
just so you are clear!

>>216713773
all it does is make you less sleepy

thinking of starting a new EU5 playthrough tonight lads

me? larger than average willard

raging about school never teaching me how to budget as i order deliveroo for the 9th time this week

love pirating media and blocking ads, cannot get enough of it lads

>>216713791
You don't associate with women in real life so your thoughts are not useful

rules for thee but not for me x

coffee drinkers does it make your teeth yellow

>>216713816
how is the trade that game? i always wanted to make trade republics in eu4 but it kinda sucked

YWNBAJ

any sensitive young men with nice tight boyholes itt?

>>216713817
kahteeeem but the opposite

Honestly, the most important time in education is years 1-5. The brain is like a sponge then. Whatever we absorb during this time will affect us for the rest of our lives. What is most important during this time is having 2 parents (mom+dad, not gay shit) who are able to be good examples with well defined roles. Also, skin to skin and affection during this time is very important, as is time for a child to be alone and independent and solve problems themselves.

Then, ages 6-9, a child will need to pick up a second language, ASAP. This, music, and physical activity should be all a child should be studying during this time.

Ages 10-15, education needs to be focused on classical studies: reading, geography, history, writing, debate, etc. Math should be a side course, unless the child is some gifted prodigy. Math is honestly quite useless at this stage.

Ages 16-20. Education continues, but there should be an emphasis on instructional learning and self independent studies. Think things like military training, engineering, problem solving. Also, physical education is at its peak during this time, as this is when the body is the most capable of physical activities. By this time, hopefully the child as found a specialized niche he would like to pursue in his early adulthood years.

glod

>>216713858
got a loose blown out bussy if you want to have a go on that

can we get some pictures posted please? this is an imageboard after all

think i might go to mcdonalds tonight actually

>>216713858
um..yh

lass at work cried today because of being shouted at on the phone

>>216713851
Genuinely lad, the trade is god awful, hard to understand and hidden behind an awful UI. I just automate it until paradox inevitably fix it in a DLC or patch.

>>216713885
ummy x

>>216713884
YES cosume the slop

>>216713884
you'll eat inside the establishment ?

once a year we should be able to fist fight our managers

>>216713892
sad to hear, im sure they'll try to make it good in one of their many DLCs

>>216713887
if i get shouted at it just makes me want to spark the cunt out

>>216713880
no mate, it's a blogboard now

>>216713141
feeling nostalgic for an eta I never experienaced (america high school alt girls)

right is legit leng, left has got the energy tho

watched one of those cams yesterday of some latin woman getting her throat dug out

>america high school alt girls
phoar

>>216913905
Right well that's a man getting pegged by an amazonian sized transexual while he strangles himself with an animal's lower intestines as his young crying children watch on isn't it?

nth for the holodem

>>216713901
that I will mate, that I will. yum yum yummy goyslop

>>216713905
yeah I'm too poor to finance a brown man to deliver it to me

El Batón

ruby granger advert just came up on my instagram reels near spaffed in my fucking kecks

>>216913905
UM

getting on the pints

schools shud be teaching us how 2 get a mortgage and budgeting i'll never use the quadratic formula in my life!

eaten too much

>>216713981
enjoy it mate

>>216713994
but it's a work night

>>216713916
Think it shows the decline of this general when high quality OC like this is a thing of the past.

remember that webm of the chinese fella wanking his tiny willy then someone chops his head off

>>216714016
tranny parasite moment

>>216713994
how many

LOL

Bald just had to cash in on the India hate

>>216713975


>>216713994
slowpuke's stream yesterday was a wild ride, texas funeral watchalong. first of hers I caught in ages

doing a play of bloodlines 2, it's a bit shit if i'm honest

>>216714051
just 6

>>216714052
bet shes got a spotty bum

og cap A rank (1200/672/701/262/314) (10K rating)
1* speed

so lades
who depresso rn

>>216713773
Caffeine doesn't give me energy but it does make me sharper. Without it I feel like I get easily distracted, I tend to lose focus rapidly. Coffee just makes it easier to concentrate and get stuff done.

no football tonight
they must be bashing leng ones rn

>>216714022
it's too miserable now
there are like 5 extremely mentally ill posters here every single day of the week for hours bringing down the mood

bye, /brit/!
we'll miss u

>>216714074
Low quality off topic blog post.

>>216714054
fell through the bar stool!

>>216714054
pubs used to have sovl now those two slags would just be sat looking at their phones

>>216714094
YWNBAJ

>>216714060
Kek he already did months ago it was so transparent as to be embarrassing

the man fell through the bar did he??? that's going to #1 on the top 100 sloppiest TV funny haha moments of the millennium show on ITV2

>>216713025
because its on the floor with the puddles of piss, you jeet retard

ofcom just flew past my house

>>216714097
leftypol after 1 sip of red stripe

>>216714097
Dayum rorke has CHANGED since he started dating LaQuisha

biggest mistake of your life lads? for me it was joining the military and losing 10 years of my life with nothing to show for it

>>216714087
Yes this place is now firmly the toilet of all /int/'s attention seeking schizos. I get that it was never perfect, but you felt that before this place was a bit more of a coherent 'community' (if you can call it that) rather than just The English Speaking General That's Busier Than /Cum/ (tm)

Me? "Don't tell him pike!" Is my favourite British comedy moment.

+1 SR manhattan cafe (3LB)
+1 SR king halo (MLB !!)

>>216714125
screaming. demolished that leftypol runt

>>216714150
You stupid boy!
LOL

>>216714020
don't work thursdays

>>216714070
its wednesday you cant have 6 pints have a glass of milk and apply for a job you bum dosser

>>216714142
What's his beef then

>>216714125
need this done to cycling mikey

>>216714137
what do you do there

I am making notes, /brit/, undt your name vill go on ze list undt vhen ve vin the leftypol vars you vill be brought to account.

>>216714157
pogchamp! I got basically no SR/SSR
I got R the new director woman dupe

>>216714137
thought you could become like a certified mechanic and stuff
for me it was uni, waste of time really

>>216714187
>>216714179
he's shy

New Coat Unlocked

>>216713694
This shut-incel right here sucks transsexual penis then swallows the lame-sperm semen.
4chan is your life!

>>216714142
touch me melina

>>216714125
Surprise surprise!

happy

>>216714217
the dressing gown fit

>>216714137
subscribing to WoW in my teen years
taking up a cannabis habit aged 17
going to uni just to socialise and party
losing 2 jobs post uni due to poor work ethic
fuck where to i begin

>>216714218
done that crusatian

>>216714217
cronem did it better

Spending hours here is just as bad, maybe even worse, than 'doomscrolling' xitter or the like. You will notice how much better your days are when you stop coming here, although you may feel lonelier if you use this place as a substitute for a friend group or social interaction at large.

>>216714232
aha look at that cute lil' unyon

have an unencrypted txt file on my desktop called passwords and it contains exactly that for everything down to my banking
itberg was not amused when doing a fixy fix on my lappy earlier

>>216714229
>paid in full by Motability
screaming
what's that cunt's disability

>>216714251
Timmy and Keisha created this. Thoughts?

shut-incel got me doing the carlton dance

>>216714251
your actually gay mate lmfao

>>216714256
no one forced you to come here

*enters /brit/*

>>216714125
This Is
in

Edinburgh ..

Ok !!

Fat sister was here not long ago with her fat bf and her nonce child and every time the nonce child made a noise I felt indescribably angry and furious I wanted to break something

>>216714270
some disabilities are hidden rorke

>>216714256
it's horribly addictive this place but sometimes there feels like nowhere else with free speech and no women shitting up debates.

>>216714286
Nobody forced you to write thousands of posts about black men either

>>216714256
what else can I actually do though
I exercise, play an instrument, game, read but I still have hours in the day where I have nothing better to do whatsoever

>>216714137
shagging a tranny to get it out of my system but my then gf at the time found out and told a lot of people

>>216714291
Because you realised that biologically you will never be able to birth a child?

>>216714271
dont think keisha was involved
a timmy? sure
thoughts?
nothing wrong with it

>>216714294
one day fish
one day shit

>>216714290
ok!
i love edinburgh

>>216714287
what was the plan here?

>>216714125
https://news.stv.tv/east-central/man-appears-in-court-charged-with-alleged-life-threatening-attack-on-cyclist-in-edinburgh

>>216714256
titkok and instagram reels are the real deal constant audiovisual short form content provided to you by a custom made algorithm. i spend whole days scrolling those

>>216714229
Tax Status: Disabled

drank every day for the last 2 years

>finally meet a maiden who is into you
>you've got no runes
every time

>>216714229
scroom

Thought I was Irish
Turns out, I’m actually an Anglo-Saxon
The frogs make some good arguments. Apparently Anglo-Saxon civilisation means
>Eating a large breakfast
>Getting lunch in quick and going back to work, without any wine
>Eating dinner at 6pm in less than an hour, again without wine.
>But if there is wine, you actually drink it rather than just talking in front of it, and then drink more.

>>216714329
should've been wearing a helmet then shouldn't he

>>216714319
Mhmm she wanted that genetic upgrade, she picked Timmy x

>>216714270
Kid with ADHD probably

Got a mouth ulcer team

>>216714401
enjoy her arse jiggles after swinging that baseball racket

>>216714393
love this one

>>216714423
kill yourself you freak, nobody likes you

>>216714431
A White man made this.

>>216714423
we'd like to see that. at least. perhaps a bit more

>>216714423
bit of cum will get rid of it x

>>216714440
well done on giving him the attention he wants you fucking twat

>>216714423
I had one for almost a week there and it was extremely painful when I ate anything or brushed my teeth

>>216714229
kek

>>216714466
ummy x

any nice arses then?

might incelliously trot down to the local spoons for an incel drink while I smoke my incel fags

>>216714444
yeah, but only a black king can make it look good

actually hate dwarves wish I could kill them all

>>216714484
What?

>>216714479
funny how we still have literal vaudeville freakshows in the 21st century

>>216714488
how about you try getting an incel clue instead

>>216714479
kek

>ask chatgpt a question
>it's so friendly and polite
>makes me feel curious and open minded instead of stupid
>tell my friend this
>he starts mocking me for talking to an LLM
Fucking hell prove my point why don't you

... tea time again and it's tea wearing my excellent glasses watching Escape to the Country on BBC one London on my TV via puck in home ...

>>216714514
hit that incel cunt

>>216714513
feel sorry for cats that look like that
it not right

>>216714489
He's white though

>>216714535
their fault

>>216714513
blue is stoned af

*starts aggressively beatboxing*

>>216714488
I went for an incel coffee after my incel walk earlier. I've quit smoking though, so no incel fags.

>>216714530
Do British people do nothing but watch TV? This guy is always watching TV

>>216712966 (OP)
Well, the McDonald's worked nutted in the burger. Just don't eat fast food.

LOL he got dem luh shoes on x

>>216714557
this goes on everywhere in the UK these days, same scene plays out in every town and city

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216714566
You're from Sainsburys aren't you

>>216714602
I filtered it long ago, filter, ignore it and it goes away

What I like to do with mouth ulcers is wet my finger, pour salt onto it and dab it directly onto the ulcer

It hurts like fuck but it's a nice satisfying type of pain

https://x.com/MartinSLewis/status/1988638634300321805

What it blud wearing??

>>216714647
You can use Anbesol too

>>216714479
thought he was eaten by a badger

>>216714645
you are a part of the problem and the autistic freak needs to realize that he is not welcome here (it is the only way for him to get that)

>>216714655
always that clarted belt dey be wearing

>>216714655
christ he looks like absolute shit doesn't he, what a waste of a nice blazer

>>216714674
>the autistic freak needs to realize that he is not welcome here
He knows that
He doesn't care
Jannies don't care

>>216714610
What's going on here then
is he expelling spunk stored in his big manly bollocks out of his equally manly penis or what?

>>216714681
2017 November 1, Byker, “Excreeshia gets an extra $600 on her EBT card by mistake and chimps out”, in alt.politics.usa[4] (Usenet):
I could barely understand any of that bix nood. I wonder if the fish hooks in its bootlips had anything to do with that. I want to see the chimpout when they correct the error next week after the coon has already niggered the money away. I can't wait for part II when somebody finds the glitch and yanks it back out and/or adjusts her future handouts until she "pays back" everything she spent...

>>216714674
>Part of the problem
There is no problem if everyone filters him you dim cunt

>>216714701
He's just choking for a shite

reminder to report the BE flags posts and tell him to kill himrself

>>216714655
he bought half a suit because he's the money saving expert

>>216714736
>>216714736
>>216714736

mum says mousey can come over for tea tonight :D

>>216714566
stupid yank newcunt

I’m a janny and I’m announcing a report. Reminder to report the BE flag AND mousenonce. Also I’m ban evading, fuck you