Thread 216728877

fatherhood edition

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>>216728877 (OP)
Vgh the lion blanket

cool explosion inside:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763012086553380.mp4

>>216728877 (OP)
Hast du Neuigkeiten von deinem syrischen Kontakt (oder war er libanesisch, kann ich mich nicht erinnern)?

>>216729097
Lmao

>>216730084
die Frau von meinem Freund und ihre Freundin wollen ein Treffen mit mir und der Syrerin aus Paris nach Weihnachten organisieren, da kommt sie nach Deutschland
mal schauen
ich hab auch noch ein match mit einer Libanesin aber ich glaube die ist nicht so wirklich interessiert
und wie sieht es an der Liebesfront für dich aus, mein Führer?

>>216730272
>Syrerin
>Libanesin
VGGGGHHHHH
Slayer of ethnic pussy

KWAAABIAN!
DID YOU CREATE THE THREAD BEFORE PAGE 8
BEFORE BUMP LIMIT EVEN

>>216730272
Verdammt, du bist ein richtiger Conquistador oder
>da kommt sie nach Deutschland
mal schauen
Klingt wie eine Gelegenheit mit großem Potenzial
>und wie sieht es an der Liebesfront für dich aus, mein Führer?
Absolut nichts Freund, aber das ist okay wenn du endlich etwas konkretes schaffst

>>216730299
haven't met either of them yet doebeit
>>216730332
I'm sorry mane
I thought the old one was about to ack (it was page 10) and I wanted to post the Assad gemmy

>>216730348
ich bin ein trvecel conquistador ja
>Klingt wie eine Gelegenheit mit großem Potenzial
ja was mir von ihr gesagt wurde klingt gut, aber ich will mich nicht zu früh freuen, sonst bin ich nur enttäuscht wenn nichts daraus wird
>Absolut nichts Freund
der Angriff Steiners wird das alles wieder in Ordnung bringen

>>216730349
Nigga either getting prime levantine pussy or pic related

>>216730435
trvecel until I day I ack my nigga
and if not it will be a brown woman that delivers me from my curse inshallah

>>216730426
don't lose her over an assad meme btw kek

>>216730532
Kwabian niggas really be like
>"Sorry kwabianon, I must go now or I'll miss the train"
>"who must go?"
Then gets ghosted.

>>216730349
Have a threesome with them then o algo.

"New" Phone sub-edition.
>mfw I got the new captain now.

Good morning med, 3 days of freedom left

>>216730816
by*

>>216730426
>ich will mich nicht zu früh freuen, sonst bin ich nur enttäuscht wenn nichts daraus wird
Natürlich, weise Haltung
>der Angriff Steiners wird das alles wieder in Ordnung bringen
Lmao
>>216730816
With a month of your delicious meals she'd become skinny as hell

>>216730890
Huge difference.

>>216731337
Indeed.

10 years since the paris attacks

>>216731663
Still no Total Muslim Death sadly

>>216731683
>hmm sweetie the first victims of the attacks were actually muslims

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6RQifAy7ak

LMAO

>>216731663
I remember we took a minute of silence back in high school and sent our thoughts+prayers
I was a gigachud back then already and wanted our air force to bomb ISIS too but there is no fun allowed here so we only sent non-combat supporting elements

Remember when I told you lads I was going to get momberg a blender?
Yeah...
I should be able to pick it up the day after tomorrow at the store.
However because I was already going to pay a nice amount for it and some reviews said it's not worth the price because there's a high chance it gets btfo'd after 2-3 years because fuck the consumer, I got another model instead as the manufacturer offers 10 years of guarantee.
It cost me a whopping amount of 350 euros.

Intermittent fasting? I call it Interval training

>>216728877 (OP)
Children are cute, I wish i weren't an ugly sperg subhuman and could find a wife

>>216731929
>say the line, cat
>i didn't do it
>YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>216731663
Tick tack, time to find une femme and have some garçons

>>216729097
Based cat

>>216730772
Captcha*

>>216732289
lmao i was wondering what you were talking about

>>216732304
I forgot some keyboard settings and got auto-replaced.

@Chudinho

Alright, leaked pic of the recent /med/ meet-up.

morning niggas
>>216731708
yes

>>216733187
Doxxed : >>216727237

>>216733204
oh shit, that's grandpa

Starting to get Bohemian fatigue.

>>216733551
zamn, you're genociding them

>>216732653
>>216732671
He looks like a giant angry baby

>>216733551
Maybe you shouldn't have attacked, warmonger scum.

>>216734686
It was just a defesinve that I started.
Can't let Bohemia hold the Piemonte.

>>216734746
Remember to occupy his capital for a bunch of years to make it lose most of the population and crash his economy

>>216734905
Nah Bohemia is too far I just win battles in Italy with defensive forts on the mountains and occupy their Italian lands.
I already kicked Bohemia out of Italy now I have to kick out Aragon.

>>216733132
I like that film. Some people on 4chan hate it, maybe because they think Tarantino went "woke", but I think it's good. Christoph Waltz deserved that Oscar

Gotta break a few eggs.

>>216735263
I hate this Russian-fed cunt

>>216731663
>don't believe you
>look it up
>bataclan really was 10 years ago
Bizarre, I would have guessed 5 years ago without googling it.

>

English first language authors(naturally evil people) purposefully pick the fanciest words to bully me

looking at my google searches after finishing a book and seeing this is the curse of being ESL
>environs
>nadir
>offal
>narthex
>quiescence
what I learned in the last one

What's for lunch iyc today /med/?
I had grilled chiggin breast, salad, tomatoes, onions, and mayo which I put inside a baguette cut in half as filling.
Afterwards I had about 100 g of waffles with homemade jam.

>>216734653
He just doxxed himself to be even shorter than what he claims to be fr fr.
In his newest vid a women whose height is on the screen stands next to jeff and nippardino in smaller than the gal despite previously claiming his height to be greater than what this girl's height is fr fr.
Retarded ass nigga.

>>216733187
No idea if the quote is real or not but I can easily believe he said it.

>>216736753
>tfw no cat-loving gf
I suffer. Also I only know some of the words you mentioned
>>environs
Dunno
>>nadir
I think it means the peak of something? I dunno, I'd have to look it up
>>offal
The only one of your words I'm sure about. It means the guts of an animal as food, e.g. lungs, heart, liver. For example haggis is a Scottish food which is made with offal (sheep lungs etc if I remember right)
>>narthex
Dunno
>>quiescence
Dunno

>>216736406
5 years ago was covid, can you believe

>>216736917
Nippard sounds like what /brit/ calls a nipple btw

>>216736753
Never heard of "narthex" before, I had to google that one. Ideally, you should be new learning new words every time you read though - regardless of language. If you're not expanding your vocabulary, then the author has failed you.
>>216736990
> can you believe
Can I? Yes. Will I? No, I refuse.

>>216737086
I have no idea what this is about, but yes. I would :D

>>216737086
From the left
1 > 2 >>> 4=6 > 3 >>> 6
Need me a goth asian baddie (2)

I love autistic kittens, they're so cute

>>216737248
For me, it's: 4 = 1 > 5 > 3 > 2 = 6
Lots of sniffs and licks for the first two in particular.

>>216737086
Left girl with blonde hair

>>216737086
They’re all wearing platform boots and still looking up. Its beyond over.

>>216736753
Narthex looks like νάρθηκας

>>216737130
Been quite some time ever since I read a completely new word either in Italian or English, it happens very often in German instead

>>216737086
save me niggerman

>>216737086
Eh, not my cup of tea

>>216737821
How could there be men not turned on by black lipstick in 2025

>>216737868
Not into alternative girls, they're usually annoying bitches

>>216736387
Repost.

>>216738085
So do you say mashallah or not

Intermittent fasting? I call it Interval training

>>216737248
So...
>4 = 6
>btw, let (4 = 6) = (6 = 4) = X
>and X > 3
>but 3 > X
Clarification needed :D

>>216737868
Unimaginable

The urge to overexplain something is strong.
>>216738102
Hmm?

I want to suck some dicks honestly

>>216738203
VPN off :D

>>216738221
sprawdzam co się w generałach dzieje kiedy nasz na emigracji :D

>>216737527
>Been quite some time ever since I read a completely new word either in Italian or English,
I am kneeling in front of my PC out of respect.

>>216738341
Might simply be because I don't read in English too often
The last book I genuinely struggled with was Blood Meridian, but that one has purposefully obscure language I think

Good afternoon. I hate the french.
That's all.

>>216738924
Holy cringe

I need one of these

I crave one of these

I would let one of these put it's heavy hard weights on me

1 hour depression nappie status: done

>>216737868
Zased.
apublacklipstickvariant.jpg

>>216738155
>Clarification needed :D
Not this time <3

>>216739076
Never seen those irl.
For me it's picrel. It's like benching but with a fixed path and while standing. Bugenhagen said that even though it's a machine, it should be pretty close in weight to the lifter's barbell weight.

>talk with girl online
>she wants to emigrate to greece
>I give her tons of advice on where to buy house, what to look after, etc
>we talk a lot in general, planning to meet when she comes etc
>eventually she moves here permanently
>responds to my texts super dry, when I ask her to meet up she always comes up with excuses
I've had many embarrassing failures with girls but I feel like this is the worst. I was a glorified travel guide who did it for free

>>216740150
Idiota.

>>216740150
Anon...

>>216740150
What nationality was this typical woman?

>>216740150
grim
>who did it for free
now you know how they feel when you change IPs after a ban

Does holding in the smoke make you more stoned-er

>>216740656
Spanish

>>216740888
All of that for a Spanish slag? Grim

I wish Catnigga reacted to this post
>>216737302

>>216740150
The blackpill always comes to collect. What a cucked existence.

>>216741415
I honestly thought I did. I even saved the webm into my autistic cats folder, for later use.
Brain is now inventing false memories.

>>216741531
I want your cat knowledge on the matter to explain their behaviour

>>216741531
What if the memories were not false but they belonged to a timeline that diverged from ours and because of some weird quantum shenanigans the memories invaded your mind.

The catnigga gf
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762882055804967.mp4

The portuneet gf
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762893418937303.webm

>>216741567
I'm sensing some judgement in your words. I'd like to see a short webm of how you interacted with the world when you were a scant three or four weeks old.
Their brains are as smooth as well-worn bars of soap, but they will grow wrinkled in time, like the thighs of a woman barrelling past MILFhood and into granny territory.
Also, if you want someone to explain autism, you need to ask our resident chadgyarian.
>>216741676
Wouldn't be the first time I jumped timelines. Fun fact, but Quantum Leap was loosely based on my life.

>>216741865
>brown people with tan lines

>>216741931
>doxxing yourself to be white
I thought you were black o algo
Even us brown peepo become darker during summer

>>216742025
i walk fully naked at all time so i don't have tan lines

>>216742076
JARVIS, look away.

>>216742076
Explains how you rizzed up those gals so far. They couldn't resist your BBC (big brune cock).

>>216741871
I'm sorry, I didn't want to sound mean to the kitties

>>216741865
Can you post my gf ?

>>216742237
It's too late. The seed of low self-esteem has already been planted inside them.
It will germinate into an uncomfortable school experience and a directionless young adulthood. What a cat-astrophe.

>>216742269
Yh...
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762833731853065.mp4

>>216741652
>1+1=2
Checkmate and see you in Stockholm!

>>216741865
Where is mine?! :D

>>216741865
This is accurate; my hypothetical girlfriend would mention her feet.

The latest Politico article on us is locally a hit.

Hello frens. How are you?

>>216741865
>mfw
holy sexo

feel like shit, wish i could game with assad

Writing down everything related to female nature and behavior around dating, so I can quickly look through them and remind myself of the grim situation of the dating market whenever I find a woman attractive. So I dont end up like some cucked nigga. 32 pages so far.

Meanwhile, my looksmatch is getting railed by a chad in an alley somewhere.

>>216743780
sounds like the kind of guy you'd constantly need to divert divisions towards so he doesn't get capped

>>216743892
>that moment when you delete a couple of divisions from your garrison templates and suddenly you get thousands upon thousands of new manpower and infantry equipment
Oh my fucking God

>>216743859
4chan niggas really be like this

Honestly I wonder how much more of a retard I would have been had I not given up on lifting at the ripe age of 12 or 13. I probably would have been even more autistic desu.

>>216742832
>Where is mine?! :D
Somewhere in London idk nigga.

>>216743606
Sexo
Leash and walking on fours just made things more sexo.
Coomer ahh brain posters

>>216743859
>Writing down everything related to female nature and behavior around dating
Please publish your work when done, I want to read it.
>Meanwhile, my looksmatch is getting railed by a chad in an alley somewhere.
>

>>216744218
>girl here

>>216744314
It's bullshit, but I believe it.

Unreal how little time you have to make your country bigger when you have to toil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th6K6B5FmRk

WTF

>>216743523
>Muscat
I see now :D

>>216743605
Hello. I drank too much fluid and now I feel full

>>216745160
What happened this time?

>>216743605
Not too bad, not too good.
What about you sis?

>>216744787
MOMO FINISH STR SO YOU CAN WATCH AKIBA MEIDO SENSOU
MOMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>216745272
Ok I'm gonna binge watch it, what is this Akiba Meido Sensou ? Never heard of it

>>216745272
Just don't like 'em

>>216744787
Genuinely a very spoopy experience that I would recommend to people just because there aren't many other games like it.

>>216745308
picrel
They cute and wield guns

>>216745330
Understandable

>>216745390
So you did play it ? I've heard there's also a sequel
>>216745404
The panda is cuter desu

>>216745464
>So you did play it ?
Yes, it's a classic. It was some years ago though, I think I remember talking about it on /med/ at the time (could be another memory that my brain just hallucinated though).

I met my friend who's a PhD student after a while, he revealed to me that he's bisexual, which I'd have never expected

>>216745464
>The panda is cuter desu
There's a girl under the panda costume too.

>>216746339
>>216733132

>>216746364
I saw the post but couldn't think of anything funny to say.

>>216746020
I wonder why she's dressed as a panda, I guess I might watch it desu
>>216745557
I think it's too spooky for the fruitcake I am
>>216745640
How did it come to him revealing hismelf ?

>>216746558
>I guess I might watch it desu
In case there's a chance you watch it, do NOT look up why she wears that costume as you'll spoil the fun.

>>216746558
>How did it come to him revealing hismelf ?
Take a guess.

>>216746339
My day was kinda mid too.
And bt I'm starting the tranime soon sis. 15 more mins.

>>216746852
Your day will stop being mid in 15 minutes then ;)

>>216746965
less than that as several minutes passed between your posts.

>>216745160
yo Kazakhstan mentioned!

also Poland is so dominant in the gaming sphere now even my youtube frontpage is turning Polish...
I kneel...

>>216747110
no Borat thoooo

>>216746558
I just asked him if he met any cute girls in Pisa and that led to a conversation in which he told me that

>>216747110
Chinesinha

funny paraslop moment: I'm going to launch a crusade and slaughter the japs
this one is for the Nanking massacre ou algo :D

bussin, no cap

>>216747784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw16aew4Pt0
>>216748139
that too!

>>216748247
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw16aew4Pt0
Funny how what YT recommends to watch after this is two vids about Jews tf these mofos are Khazar and shiet

Just read a post on /v/ where schizos claim that valve killed off the csgo knife market dumping prices by 50% because people could have just sold knives to buy the new line of steam items like the vr googles or the steam pc.
Man how did I not come to that conclusion. Need to up my schizo game.

Andalussy spotted??????
>>>/a/283729051

Today I'm doing pause and box squat+bench volume. I'm also getting ready to body the genoans dogs and take their market for me

>>216747153
Ohhhh, yeeeeeeeees! I've been waiting for this one! Thank you for reminding me, Portugal

We just qualified for the World Cup

Neighbor is having sexo
I'm seething
First time I hear anything from his place, idk which neighbour doe

>>216750483
Tell him he's not allowed to post on /med/

>>216749857
Poland is at the vanguard of modern Eurojank, and this is a very good thing

I want to cry myself to sleep but I am unable to.

>>216748230
They look like these which I used to get quite often

>>216751883
Skip the crying and go straight to sleeping.

>>216751883
hum this to yourself until you feel better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU