Thread 216729972

birds cant be incel

poo

*shuffles into the thread*

>>216729972 (OP)
>The Saltmarsh Sparrow (Ammodramus caudacutus) is recognized as having among the highest levels of promiscuity in the bird world, driven primarily by female behavior.
>DNA testing revealed that approximately 95% of females mate with more than one male during a single nesting period.
>In one study, 57 out of 60 nests had chicks with multiple fathers, and the chance that any two chicks in the same nest had the same father was only 23%.
>Males provide no assistance in nesting or feeding the young, leaving females to handle all parental duties alone

think I must’ve slept funny my jaw keeps cracking when I move my mouth

Holy shit Trump is finished

>>216730048
British culture…

good morning /brit/ :)

>>216730057
No one knows what that is

need the bird

>>216730048
no mate he's american

>>216730065
It's BIG JIM's Big BOOZY Bike Trip to Braemar

LIECHTENSTEIN AWAY

Supporters will not be required to show their passport when entering Liechtenstein from Switzerland.

>>216730035
So do I. It's tmj, there's no cure.

mad how truly awful this country is right now in every single way. everyone is absolutely demented and you can feel the tension. I hope the tax rises finally push everyone over the edge

pre-drinking before England football fixture

>>216730171
It just happened this morning though out of nowhere

Everyone is Native American in old photographs

keep the truibtes pouring in for homeaolne lol

Sipping coffee and reading for the next couple of hours

Good so far, very informative and talks a lot about Britain

>>216730244
Get some sleep instead ok

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>>216730222
found dead on hampstead heath with a watermelon stuffed up his arse. tragic

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Had a dream last night that the escort I saw left a scathing comment about me on an escort forum.
Woke up feeling like I was having a panic attack. I'm trying to detach myself from her but she keeps creeping into my thoughts. Think I have limerence which is fucking horrible.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

fallen in love with a video game character again lads

>>216730471
boring bastrad

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

greetings niggas

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

getting the daily does of Carl x

>>216730565
marx?

>>216730588
no one has actually read marx

quiet this morning

think I must’ve slept funny. woke up and I was laughing my head off

can't believe it's finally happening

something to do with avocado on toast I’m told

>>216730659
44 posts in just over an hour. Of course I can only see about 28 of them because a certain flag is filtered you see.

i fucking love numbers in a table

good morning you evil corrupt incel monsters

>>216730715
...hi

!!!

It's ridiculous how easy women have it today lads.

my armpits are soooooo smelly

peas and egg for brekkie

wee and smeg for brekkie

>>216730745
Watch her on matans podcast it’s dead funny

>>216730745
martyr of our time, a saint

trying to get some work done and catberg keeps pestering

I was born just at the right time

The amount of traffic this thread, and its other board counterparts is pretty big. Should Starmer compel cloudflare to block the site what happens?
And no, that proxy posting site cant handle this, its mostly for a few dozen ban evading schizos.
Me personally, going to sign up a facebook and comment on community posts about window glazing.

when they're mean to pim on smiling friends

I'll carry the torch when /brit/ dies after 4chan is blocked in the U.K.

>plan to go to the gym this morning
>book a slot last night
>immediately fall down the stairs
>now my foot is swollen
For fucks SAKE

Here's a list of all the kinds of KINGS the Left hates:

Wor(KING)
Thin(KING)
Ma(KING) Sense
Fact-Chec(KING)
Ta(KING) Responsibility

>>216730894
didn't think people fell down the stairs anymore I thought they sorted that out

why the fuck did i buy (overpaid massively and will lose money on it) a bungalow built by cavemen that is rotting and falling apart instead of a new build? who the fuck knows

second poo of the day for me

Goodnight Nigels

>>216730922
grass always greener and that, lad
watch them newbuild plastic pointy finger videos for a laff

gym booking?

are we banned yet then

>>216730922
>implying new builds are high quality

>>216730960
the ofcom bloke got stuck in traffic so no one has pulled the plug yet

mashallah

>>216730807
>this is acceptable
>when I give the paki family across the street the same look it isn't
???

>>216730960
based gook moot standing up to herr starmer

homer of a lonely bart
owner of the quik e mart

>>216730995
all religions are literally just pseudo rationalisations for why you and only you should get to still have your cake while also having eaten it

>>216730821
Rorke you really do find the weirdest things to get angry over

>>216730682
starcraft 3 too please

any fat gf man in

>>216730920
I'm barely human
I'm a runt
A freak

sausage rolls for breakfast

sneaking around at the zoo flinging my poo at people so they think it's the chimps

>>216731054
a witty metaphor for trump in the white house

>Could AI bring about the end of humanity
We at /brit/ certainly hope so!

dodge rolling down the stairs and dislocating my shoulder

wish more of the women in my office were open to having an affair

more proof America is the greatest country in the world

>>216731029
wish diego was still alive so he could destroy you with facts and logic

oh my next girl,
will be nothing like my eggs, girl,
because she ain't an egg,
she's my womanly friend

>>216731121
what happened to diego i havent seen him for ages although i might just not have been here on fridays

Dune weed lmao

>>216731129
my dune.. my weed

princess daisy is obviuosly a lesbian and bowser has no wife so him and luigi are probably fuckin

watching an overweight bloke go for a walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTC79yoFBM

>>216731128
been raped to death

why does dust exist, why haven't we solved dust yet

>>216731128
packed in the namefagging. he probably realised being a 40+ year old coming here on fridays purely for attention from anonymous retards is actually a bit pathetic. however, i doubt we'll ever get confirmation of that because he's an arrogant dickhead with a giant ego.

he still posts here anonymously though

... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ...

diego isn't a very british name. pls invent a british character instead of this mexican

they should kill bart on screen like they did with brian griffin

>>216731160
religionmong

>>216731152
bloke's given up on life hasn't he. just whiling away the days in his nappy until he croaks

>>216731186
KTIM!!

How did he even get the name diego

Wales should be number 1 this is bullshit

>After analysing Hitler's DNA, the programme makers have discovered that the dictator had Kallmann Syndrome, which affects the development of sexual organs. Typical symptoms include low testosterone, abnormal genital development and a lack of a sense of smell.

So this is rorkes hero?

>>216731207
Gamers after

>>216731207
white australians are number 0

>>216731210
Hitler was a socialist, so no

>>216731210
extremely heroic achievement from a disabled person. what a legend

>>216731210
So you're saying he was LGBTQIA+

>>216731207
you're unironically right

>>216731246
my pedophile uncle keeps posting this on facebook

>>216731152
always wonder does this fucking idiot know anything about anything like he watches tv all day but does he even register whats happening could he tell you who won the open this year or who hosts escape to the country

shitter's blocked

Keep getting a whiff of poo
Must be poo on me somewhere

bunch of slack jawed newfags in here dont know shit about diego rivera

/brit/ is still up? Did ofcom do anything?

>>216731204
his knob looks like diego garcia

>>216731331
We all paid for the 4chan pass

>>216731201
>>216731217
holy moly marfa!

>>216731331
everyone here is me on a vpn
you and i are the only real posters

displeased

im a sex symbol

>>216731351
I made this post too btw

the wars after yugoslavia fell apart are too complicated i can never remember who was based or not

>>216731373
The ones that gave us Dua lipa and Rita ora

>>216731373
could never figure out if they're slavs or meds

just went for a 50km run, took me 6hours lol. bout to get as hungry as a lion

whats going on here

>>216731317
probably your arse mate, that's where you'll usually find it. nice hot shower will shift that no problem

>>216731402
Most diverse area in all of Wales

>>216731402
former mining towns I reckon

>>216731201
corr do rubes

ok, i lied, i ran 5km and it took me 30mins

>>216731430
this

Can't wait for the old firm derby at the weekend

Sewing Machine

ordered .. I Can
Fix
My clothes

now !!

>>216731402
The Welsh are layabouts what else is new

wonder what it's like to shag a bird

ordered a book for £130, pondering wether i should actually read or not

in awe at the sheer amount of poo that just came out of me

>>216731473
are you still a paedophile?

>>216731502
Are you me?

>>216731498
bet the cloacas are mad pooey

>before watching Ping Pong: The Animation
man why do people keep saying this show about ping pong is potentially the greatest anime ever made I don't even know anything about ping pong or care about ping pong

>after finishing it
...yeah ok fair enough it legitimately is one of the greatest of all time.

You should watch Ping Pong: The Animation

oh nice more racism

>>216731466
>Can't wait for the old firm derby at the weekend
It's international break mate
Still I suppose the Scotch league wouldn't be losing many players to it so I did still have to check

>>216731402
old mining communities with no employment options, so they go on bennies

>>216731528
watch yuri on ice next, it’s awesome

shagging steven unoiverse amethyst and sniffing her hairy pits

>>216731551
best post of all time

>>216731528
>nip slop
Yeah don't think so mate

>>216731528
thats peak
also suggest you read takemitsuzamurai which is illustrated by the same guy, its being storytimed on /a/ right now

Woke up after 3 hours asleep
I should really just go back to sleep surely

>>216731597
No, stay here and chat with your online pals :)

>>216731597
aren’t you going be late for work?

love dreams me haha what are they even on about?

>>216731614
Lmao

>>216730682
wonder if gordo shagged alyx up the bum and now they have a little nigger bum baby

had a dream last night I was still living with mumsy and she said she was heading out with her new man (who had also moved in and I was just learning this) and that she was expecting a parcel so I had better make sure to accept the parcel when it gets delivered

I flew off the handle, telling her how dare she expect me to stay in and wait for her parcel. Then I locked myself in the bathroom, turned the taps on and left via a window so the place flooded. Then some time later in the dream I regretted my actions, felt I might have gone too far. But then I woke up and remembered I don't live with her anymore so it's all ok

They need to hurry the fuck up with AI sex robots it’s important. This shit needs to come out within the decade I don’t want to be 85 when they finally make them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galactic_bulge
hehe

>>216731550
I will add it to my list cheers. Have a few things lined up to watch now, off the back of Ping Pong.

>>216731729
it also has to be able to clean itself out after i spaff in it, hate having to clean my sex toys, always a hassle

on the topic of sex robots, I was thinking the other day surely they make male sex toys now that have batteries or some heating mechanism built-in to the silicone sleeve so that it feels warm like a real vagina

I remember reading years ago that lads would steep their fleshlights in a bowl of hot water prior so it warmed up but we must have evolved past that now you'd think

>>216731748
Howling imagining it stood over the sink washing its proto minge

baby i'm not here to fart or shite,
but i just wanna let you know,
that the way that you've been treating wee,
like a fanta, it is so gross

you want wee,
you want wee,
you want wee,
dinnertime, you want wee,
you want wee,
you want wee,
you want wee,
dinnertime, you want wee

okay then, watch what i say then,
if you have a bladderful, swing my way then,
in my mouth i want em to spray dem,
wuh-wuh-wuh, want em to spray dem

>>216731722
I'm an expert in decoding people's dreams and their meanings. I've seen this one before and it signifies that you're going to make a really boring blogpost within a few hours of waking up.

>>216731748
Obviously. They will be AI so they will just do shit themself it will be like a human

leftypol.. he ist.. diddybludden

U/SPEZ IST EIN HURENSOHN!

Anyone see the mousenonce critical meltdown yesterday

when you were a kid did you ever hold in your poos because it felt good?

flushing islam and christianity down the toilet. sorry guys, it had to be done. Praise the sun, praise woden, we are free

>>216731847
i held in my shit during class for years and developed severe hemorrhoids and a fissure which is still bad to this day

eurh like praise thuh sun gee wee ah free

>>216731860
sorry to hear that lad

I can honestly say I never in my life did a poo at school. Even as an adult I only poo at home.

Bit wet and windy out today...
Yet I remain indoors where it is dry

I'm done hiding now I'm shining like I'm born to be

>>216731860
do you get fresh blood in your poo?
i've been getting that and hoping it's just a 'rrhoid

JUST BOUGHT A NICE BROWN NORTH FACE JACKET

>>216731860
>>216731876
Once shit myself at school

getting into cycling. getting fit innit, saving on petrol and that

okay then, watch what i say then,
if i like cocks then oh, i'm gay then

>>216731932
gigabased
a clue gained

to poo or not to poo

Should really get up and make a cup of tea. Chocolate cake to be had with it for breakfast too.
However last night's beer is beside the bed you see

>>216730894
Just have a bench day

cold, got the bedroom window open you see

done about 20 minutes work. should be enough for today

when people say the royal family work hard remember this is what they mean

glod

>>216731923
hard to live down I'd imagine. Although that said, I remember when I was 9 the girl in my class who I fancied ended up peeing herself when she wasn't allowed to go the bathroom. Even remember there was a small puddle of wee on the plastic chair after she was lead out in tears. I didn't like her any less after this.

perhaps most bizarrely of all is that I never developed a pee fetish

>>216731992
Still more than you'll ever achieve though isn't it

>>216731992
demon

catberg keeps licking his strange little penis in front of me

>>216732011
A lad I know did this. Teacher was refusing to let him go the toilet as he was gotten in trouble and was sitting right at the front of the class.
Went ahead and pissed himself right in front of everyone. Massive puddle of piss in the plastic chair.
The boys used to joke about it afterwards saying things like "how many anons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares he pissed himself, wahey!"
Just banter innit

*runs through the back of the thread*

today is world kindness day so let's be kind today

Prosecutor Charles Judge said the incident started when Turnage, who was riding his motorbike, saw men cycling in the nude as part of the World Naked Bike Ride event.

Turnage, who was not insured to drive his motorcycle, then turned around and rode back up the hill before he punched the cyclist in the head.

Mr Judge said: 'Fortunately, although suffering cuts to his legs, grazing to his hands, arm, and hand, bearing in mind the force at which he was struck, he did not strike his head which would have caused more serious injuries.'

Another cyclist sent footage of incident to the police, who later attended The Leather Bottle pub and found a helmet and backpack belonging to Turnage.

When the officer seized the items, Turnage approached them and said, 'You're not taking that'.

Turnage then attacked one of the officers, putting them in a headlock, kicking them in the abdomen, and damaging their glasses.

A second officer tried to restrain Turnage while onlookers, including children, watched on.

Mr Judge said: 'PC Jenny Ham was taken to the floor and described being terrified for her safety and her colleague.

'Other officers attended and saw PC Charlie Jones being attended to because his ear was torn - his ear was glued to repair that particular damage.'

Turnage, of Colchester, admitted one charge each of dangerous driving, driving without insurance, criminal damage, and assaulting a police officer.

He also admitted two charges of actual bodily harm.

Recorder Jeremy Benson sentenced Turnage to a total of 14 months in prison, suspended for two years on Monday.

Turnage was also ordered to carry out 15 rehabilitation days, 75 hours of unpaid work and pay £2,000 in compensation to the cyclist.

Turnage had his licence revoked for the driving offences and was ordered to pay a further £200 fine.

>>216732084
Anyone else see that or just me aha

been staring at this birds dating profile thinking of what to say for hours. ive got nothing

>>216732094
BORING
when's world rape day

Comment removed by moderator

>>216731932
>>216731952

any time I have to put any money into the car I seethe and remind myself that I could buy a bicycle that would last forever for like £600 and spend a grand total of ~£50 on the bike each year. Between insurance, service, MOT and random shite I end up spending a new bike's worth of money on the car every single year. Hate owning a car HATE IT

>>216732011
Similar situation with me, I had the runs and the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet
It was only when I told her I had food poisoning she let me
Sprinted to the loo but it came out before I could sit down

incel general

pedos are being defended again

where should I order goyslop from today

>>216732069
>who mistook naked charity cyclist for a pervert
Implying the two are mutually exclusive?
Why else would you choose to do a naked charity ride

>>216732115
based, fuck cars I hate spending money on my car

>>216732096
No one reading all of that fuck off

>>216732096
>2 years suspended for battering a female police officer while she investigated him for an earlier battering which he was found to have committed

any poofy homos in?

>>216732115
yeah but you dont look like a nonce and you dont have to cycle in the rain and cold 9 months of the year, and you can go places in comfort, imagine meeting up with a bird and telling her you'll give her a backie home youd look like a right retard

catblatt on an oof madone

anyway i've got some new doors to oil
osmo polyx

hahahaha NIGGER

dont tell my boss but im playing Xbox during toil x

>>216732133
I mind they were discussing this on the radio at the time.
The ones in favour were saying it's just a bit of fun to draw attention to our causes etc.
The people against it were saying just this, why would you cut about naked through the streets in front of children.
Personally I do think it is some kind of deviancy

>>216732115
how do you only spend £600 a year on everything related to your car? my insurance alone was 2k

>>216732115
>having a car
nice fanfic you have there

>>216732147
Justice has been served

Very impressive melty from mousey last night

>>216732096
Could only have been a better outcome if he'd managed to take out some of the cyclists and cops

>>216732217
What was he up to this time?

>>216732101
Does she list what she likes? Just pick one and pretend you like it too. I genuinely got a gf once by pretending to like muse because it was her favourite band

>>216732217
honestly it was great
he gets rattled so easily, all I did was ask the janny to go easy on him after he posted the mice and he went on an hour long tangent

>>216732198
I assume you're a new driver or driving a flash motor if you're paying £2k on insurance. It goes down very fast year on year provided you don't have to make any claims.

First year I paid £1,900 then the following it was like £700 then this year think it was like £400 something.

All this has reminded me I've been given a bike and I need to get a lock so I can use the fucking thing without it being knicked

Here they lay, limply cast aside with no hope of a future

Last day before I'm back to toil after a week off.

i've got a car AND a bike

Morning lads. Another day of misery and squalor is it?

>>216732236
christ, we get fucking scammed on everything, mines is still 900 with 5 years NCD death to insurance companies

>>216732258
*Slaps you repeatedly like Jack Nicholson in Chinatown*

>>216732256
I'm back on Monday, I have achieved fuck all that I was going to do at the start of the week off

>>216732266
depends on the car too obviously

I don't mind having a small car. Also I am a careful, virginous driver.

>>216732266
Fucking hell mate. PLEASE tell me you change your insurance provider every year and don't just let it renew? They always raise the price if you auto renew with the same company.

>>216732273
Not that lad but I hate the film Chinatown. It's slow and boring.

LA Confidential is what I thought Chinatown was going to be. Thank god it exists.

>>216732283
ktim. Always say to myself I'd start a new game from my backlog or decorate a room because the place is looking a bit aged now but I just sit doing fuck all except eat, doom scroll my exes Instagrams and post here.

can't drive me

>>216732233
no, it says she likes coffee, weed, getting her ass spanked

>>216732303
sad waste of skin bastard

Reminder that sacked tranny failed his driving test because he said he swerved out of the way of a pigeon on the road and mounted the pavement.

>>216732312
Just say you have some weed you want to share and take it from there.

>>216732312
Ask her if she would like to meet up to burn one and have a coffee. Then possibly some of the latter afterwards

>>216732300
For me it's that it's a movie where the villain is a paraphiliac nonce and then the director turned out to be a paraphiliac nonce

>>216732333
>>216732332
where do i get weed

>>216732312
say something totally unrelated to her profile, seems retarded but she talks about that shit to 90% of matches so youll have more rizz this way

>>216732291
yeah I change insurance is just fucked here

>>216732357
Oh my days blud, forget about this one

>>216732334
Remember that movie the lovely bones where the nonce kills and rapes the neighbours child but they can't prove it and he ends up living a long peaceful life but dies in a freak accident when an icicle pierces his head at the end?

cock

>>216732303
>decorate a room

kek when I return to toil after I time off this is my go-to lie for what I got up to "yeah haha I just did a bit of work around the house y'know a bit of painting and decorating some DIY I'd been wanting to do for ages yeah got it all done very productive"

in reality I just sit on here

cum

at the dentist
x

>>216732394
need him out of business

>>216732376
uncomfortable scene when she's down in his nonce den and you know she's in trouble

The works of Brent Easton Ellis where he repeatedly alludes to being a serial killer

>>216732357
Go down to a skate park and start asking children. But you don't want to get caught asking for drugs do you? So what you do is hang back a bit and try and get the children to come to you so no one else sees. Trust me, it works for me all the time.

>>216732334
what one's that then googling returned literally 0 results

>>216732398
£50 for a silver filling, £120+ for a white, it not right

>>216732394
What you getting done lad?
I need to go to get some fillings redone.
Hate that the bloody bastards at the NHS one won't see you unless it's an emergency, been that way since COVID, used to get a checkup every 6 months or at least once a year before hand.
What is their excuse that they can't go back to normal now, bloody joke so it is

prisoners (2013) - 7/10 - last part sucks
the hunt (2012) - 8/10
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (2002) - 10/10
the insider (1999) - 6/10
mystic river (2003) - 7/10

>>216732303
Never come to this place outside of toil hours me, always too busy playing video games, doing DIY, cooking and in general having a bit of fun. So glad I don't have the woman mind virus me

Reckon UK truely died when Kraft took over Cadbury

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kill

>>216732427
filling x

>>216732401
I'm imagining Patrick Bateman in the role of the supermarket manager from Hot Fuzz and he says "I'm a slasher... of Bryces".

Instead of prices, because there's a character called Bryce in American Psycho.

>>216732438
>eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (2002) - 10/10
>the insider (1999) - 6/10

you are a fucking pleb

OSAmong spent years banging on about it only for it to be a nowtsarnie

>>216732414
Forget it Rorke

Hot Fuzz>Worlds end>Shaun of the dead

niggers

>>216732486
true

WEEEWOO
WEEEWOO

BBC.The.Story.of.the.Jews.1of5.In.the.Beginning.720p.HDTV.x264.AAC.MVGroup.org.mkv

reckon this dating stuff isn't for me. im too neurotic. over think everything. vague pangs of anxiety around sex and intimacy

popping into the shower lads, had terrible diarrhoea this morning so best wash off what the toilet paper couldn't

>>216732441
>So glad I don't have the woman mind virus me

why is it that some men don't have this? I'm like you, I can make do without. But most men I meet I get the impression much of their lives are centered around women, going so far as to live with women who are actively unpleasant just to have periodic access to sex.

listening to old people talk SHITE in the dentist, need them dead asap

Not a fan of this dentist visit gimmick

how do I get the vocal fry out of my voice, it makes me sound so faggy when I talk

>>216732468
it had some brilliant moments and some mid ones

>>216732500
Just get yourself a prozzie lad. The only good thing about having a gf is the sex and that is it.

>>216732529
stop eating hot oil

i don't like that they get back together at the end knowing they're going to repeat the same loop

Hi lads, I reckon my dick is infected cos I haven't cleaned it in a week, how's it foing

>>216732500
yeah the idea that I could ever be my authentic self around a woman (or anyone really) is absurd

still in the waiting room x

>>216732548
not my sort of thing, it's beneath me

>>216732512
its genetics

>how do I get the vocal fry out of my voice?!
>it makes me sound so faggy when I talk?!

Me? Reckon I've shagged the most women out of all you lot (two)

>>216732236
I'm 30 and pay 600 a year on a 340hp 3 litre jag
To be honest the only time my insurance was really bad was when I had a 330d, which was just over a grand. Shit car compared to the Jag as well

rape

>>216732578
I've shagged 9 and got noshed off by one

>>216732561
for sure these lads who have sex and women on the brain 24/7 will reproduce and I won't, so they'll pass on their genes. But at the same time I still exist. Presumably all my genetic ancestors were sufficiently motivated by sex such that they formed an unbroken chain that lead to my being.

yet I can make do without. Don't get me wrong I find women attractive and I'm sure I would enjoy having sex but it seems more hassle than its worth

Aha, alri lads?

>>216732482
Worlds end is objectively the worst

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shagged loads but they were all brasses so it's not really something to brag about

>>216732512
Reckon it's genuinely 'tism. Our brains are just wired differently. Some connections that should have been made for our survival has not been made.
>going so far as to live with women who are actively unpleasant just to have periodic access to sex.
Feels like that's most men by the looks of it. A little arguing here and there is normal but I see way too many people with vastly different life goals getting together, often out of sheer desperation and it always ends up in tragedy.

>>216732626
Choccy cake an a glass of what appears to be piss. Corr

benus

squash levels restored

>>216732427
unironically immigrants

just have a wank instead

>>216732512
you're the only one reducing an entire relationship to just sex

They’ve made a full cast audiobook of the Harry Potter books, but I just can’t get in to listening to audiobooks. I’ve read all of those books 1,000 times but a full cast audiobook sounds like a novel way to experience them.

kebab girl

>>216732636
*Haven't
Retard alert

never goon

>>216732697
*slap*

>>216732627
I agree with this man

>>216732736
>>216732736
>>216732736

>>216732694
shant

>>216732694
Listen to it during cartoil

>>216732694
The advert has a downs kid in it who is waving a knife around when the others all have wands... Mental