Thread 216731816

I'll Cut You Down ed.
Old >>216728959

I'm gonna install Elden Ring Reforged.

Girl on Tinder asked me to hook up. She wants to meet next week. I'm a virgin at 31. The fuck do I do? How do I know she's not a serial killer?
>picrel

>>216731853
A morbidly obese stripper?

>>216731853
>How do I know she's not a serial killer?
Womanly question to ask

>>216731915
I could get there and it be five gangbangers rather than a girl.

>>216731862
I'm fucking icelandic I have terrible insomnia thank you

>>216731945
I slept all day and now it's 1:34 and I'm sitting on my doorstep smoking weed.

>>216731845
nvm I read more and it looks bad

New Vegas is truly the only good game.

>>216731945
Your brain still thinks you're in the favelas of brazil and might get hacked to pieces with machetes at any point

When's the last time you got mogged

>>216731845
you're a pedophile/pederast, dude

>>216731985
women like that are severely mentally ill

The age of consent in Ohio is 16

white people we're so back

>>216731816 (OP)
For me it's
https://youtu.be/WzQL_v2vaNY

>>216731816 (OP)
Bring him back >:(

>>216732050
I'm black too, but only below the waist (small calves)

I'm gay

I'm in bed now(5am) reading a book.

I really can't believe how much I suffer. I'm literally made for suffering.
Everything I do is just a humiliating failure

im trying on okcupid but women give me nothing to work with
i get matches but talking to them is so fucking boring

>>216732346
women are supposed to be boring. they're SUPPOSED to starfish in bed while you do all the work. as a man, that's all you can ask of them. to be boring and tame. most of them don't hit anywhere near even that mark, and will ruin your life

>>216731985
I could tolerate the bulk if it was at least balanced out by her hips

>>216732479
Powerful

Would you?

>>216732565
Don't be an idiot, she's shit

>>216732662
would (pet this pupper and scratch his belly)

lets talk about our assholes. what is your asshole like? is it hairy? does it have any blemishes? does it ever get hemorrhoids?

Can i have an update on the most recent racial theory ranking with race points from usa pov? Thx xoxo

>>216733166
you're still brown ok, no need to obfuscate what you're asking

>>216733253
How do i upgrade my genepool?

>>216733354
wear lifts and get a white or east asian wife

doing ohp on ohp day

this man waddles up to you and tells you size 39 pants are normal for a human. how do you respond?

>>216733609
who is this supposed to be?

>>216733609
is that what he looks like? lmao

>>216733731
it's trb
>>216733740
yeah he drunk posted ai-ified selfies kek

>>216733787
>>216733609
I think he looks handsome but I don't know who trb is

>>216733932
thoughts on your loss to bud?

Tanuki

been awake for 2 and a half hours and I'm already sleepy

Cat got up into the ceiling and wouldn't come down. No clue where he is now, it's an absolute labyrinth of vents and tangled wires. He is always stressing me out by finding weird places he probably shouldn't be and refusing to come out. Gonna just relax and not worry about it, either he comes down eventually on his own or I reckon he'd start meowing if he were actually stuck.

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9572336
"Racoon cat" bezieht Maine-Coon-Katze, nach Maine

Tanukis

another day another picking of my lip skin until it beleds

i wanna go on a budget trip to the states (portland OR and nyc) but i'm really broke and have no idea where to eat or stay since i've never been to the states before
all i wanna do is hipster shit (craftbeer, museums, thrifting, etc) and not interested in anything laxurious or foodie stuff. how can i save money during the stay? like do you guys have places to grab some cheap breakfast like konbini in japan? ofc i'll stay at hostels and smuggle some instant food from japan.

What’s the best web browser to use these days?There are a whole bunch of new ones nowadays. I’ve only ever really used Chrome and Firefox.

covfefe time

>>216736996
Mmmm enjoy fren. My first coffee wish all bee very soon indeed

Gonna need you to turn on your camera during the Teams call, thanks

>>216737167
>OK here you go

>"Ohh..no that's OK Anon, you can turn yours off..."

>>216736015
I don't know Portland very well but you can probably save money by staying somewhere that's not in the middle of town but has quick access to it. Public transportation is usually cheaper than Uber or Lyft and is safer than the Internet likes to say. There are places to grab food for a reasonable price. Dunkin Donuts often has deals. There's a lot of cafes and bistros in most places that are quick too, though I don't know how their prices are. Usually they put menus online. Most museums aren't free but are 100% worth a visit. If you check out DC sometime however you'll find world-class museums that are free.

>>216737124
>My first coffee wish all bee very soon indeed
I seem to have experienced a tremendous stroke when I wrote this

woke up and its cold outside im in the christmas mood

>>216736015
Might be worth it to pack a lunch beforehand. When we went to museums or on hikes as a kid my family would pack some sandwiches and maybe granola bars and water bottles

Thinking of buying a $400 humidifier

>>216738548
peak millennial grindset, but why not go for one that costs $1,000?

>>216734445
Dumbass fell through the ceiling. And then sprints at light speed back up there again. This guy drive me nuts.

>>216738628
Cut him some slack, he's only as intelligent as your average negro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyPNmZyzCX4&list=RDzyPNmZyzCX4&start_radio=1

sigma gamer grindset on point

>>216731816 (OP)

hi,

why is this person never banned for announcing reports and impersonating 4channel staff? he is bad for the community:
>>216738671
>>216738256
>>216738343

I remind you that janitor applications closed recently (and if he is a janny he should get fired)

most post reasons why in post 2. 1/2

>>216738725
hey man, you get what you pay for

post 2/2 of why he should be getting banned, get banned here in the future

>>216724995
>>216725016
>>216725035
>>216725093


I remind you that we are on 4chan. is this what 4chan is about now? boo

I propose a 500% raise for every janitor
$0/hour is not enough after all the inflation, they deserve $0/hour MINIMUM

>>216738799
that's the difference between you and jannies: they do it for the love of the game. it's not about the money. never was.

why does this schizo come into our thread and spam his nonsense

>>216738661
I'm a fucking dinosaur

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away (You gave it away)
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special (Special)

>>216739632
He thinks mods are more likely to see it in /cum/

>>216732050
Black don't crack

“if you’re feeling froggy just jump”
“i’ll shoot you right in the fucking teeth”
“where do you want it”
dialogue options i’m keeping in the bank for if im ever threatened with physical violence

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg/flew away
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker gotaway,hey
Jingle bells, Batmansmells
Robin laid an egg/flew away
The Batmobilelost a wheel
And the Joker got away

>>216740055
those don't make sense

hello

canadian twink boys are like baby deer fawns...they are so cute, you just want to hug and kiss them and cuddle with them but they just don't understand....

i wanna rock

chicken jockey

>>216739632
He’s either convinced one of our posters is a Janny or he thinks /cum/ is more closely looked at by jannies

broke my cardinal rule and watched an egirl
immediately fell under her spell
they are modern day sirens

Sixken Sevenockey
>>216740792
I dated an egirl it was very VERY cringe
She tried to get me to mod her twitch

drinking covfefe

At work making a dime while the boss makes $10,000

>>216740822
have a buddy who dated one and she was batshit insane apparently
had a bunch of stuffed animals she would talk to and couldn't sleep without

i watched too much porn last night

>>216740877
Yep she did the same too, couldn’t sleep without her bed being at least 1/3rd stuffed animals and she spent at least 1/3rd of her income on stuffed animals and toys
She’s also the only girl who would ever message me from her friends accounts texting very sexual things as “tests”
Also had wrists and thighs covered in cut scars

i HATE sexual thoughts

>>216740877
>had a bunch of stuffed animals she would talk to and couldn't sleep without
hey that's me

>>216740876
I'm a freelancer and I have started billing people for wasting my time. If I'm called in for something I've prepared, only to see that they've called a sub without asking me, I bill them for that one event.

Seen some stupid ass collage students walking this morning

>>216741190
wat dey doin?

>>216741210
Making collages, I’d assume

the cold wind feels so good on my skin

>>216741376
same. i like being stuffed inside a warm blanky

>>216741535
i wanna stuff you

I’m more chinese than any man, woman, or child ever has ever been or ever will be. I have achieved the theoretical maximum chinese. Beautiful, bespoke, luxury, vibrating maximum chinese all over my tits and also with my balls penis additionally.

Stupid ass millennials and their $20 avocado toast

Gavin Newsom finally made it impossible for illegals to get CDLs in California and now all the job boards are full of postings for “CDL Driver Willing To Train No Experience Needed”

>>216741581
with?

>>216741670
>CDL Driver Willing To Train No Experience Needed
swift offers training courses iirc

>>216741707
litty and dare i say raunchy

>>216741719
So do Walmart and Amazon lol

Asking for a friend, what do the heart related effects of high cholesterol feel like? is it like a tightness in the chest?

>>216741742
Could be but could be something else

>>216741683
water till you pop

>>216741739
i would probably stay away from walmart and amazon desu. especially amazon since they have a litany of complaints against them for worker exploitation

>>216741780
What about extremely high stress, could that cause chest tightening?

>day 13 NNN
>randomly came across an image of jen psaki and popped a boner over her and her titties
Christ. At least this means my desensitization should be improving at least.

Touchin, n suckin, n fuckin

>>216741882
I want to touch you

>>216741934
If you saw me you wouldn't

>>216741833
You're Going To Die

>>216741833
ya
t. doctor

this thread is just ugly faggots flirting with each other

>>216741742
the effects are cummulative. you wont notice it right away but given time, you'll experience the classic symptoms of cardio disease

#unemployed
#incellife
#wokeupdrunkagain
#vaccinated

>>216742023
GAY!!!

>>216742154
comfy

i see 2 birbs on the roof

>>216742383
Lots of birds in this world

>>216742458
agreed

Line isn't going up.

I'm black so I can say nigger

>>216742405
bottom right apu is literally me

The new mayor of Seattle says we shan't be allowed grocery chains to close stores when they please

momberg came home early from work

>>216742603
is she hot?

>>216742520
Unironically, if you're not buying metal right now you're retarded.

I usually think goldbugs are low IQ retards, because they are, but the last time the PE ratio of the stock market was this out of whack was right before the great depression and again during the internet bubble in the late 90s.

A lady from NYC was assaulted by a great white shark in Maine on Monday while swimming in the ocean, she did not survive. The perpetrator remains on the loose and is armed and dangerous

wish i wasnt an ugly freak

wish i didnt have a micro penis

Sabrina Carpenter gets my penis hard if you catch my drift

Shared an absolutely dogshit opinion earlier and was accused of baiting but it’s just how I feel

>>216742756
never understood her appeal. i think there are better looking women out there

I spent way too much of my life being angry

should i order a pizza

do you think birbs are happy?

scusi

>>216742718
In Maine? I think that's one of like two fatal shark attacks there

>>216742973
Are you happy?

>>216743009
no

>>216742869
Very relatable. I did that until I was about 18 and then I spent the next 10 years being way too chill, detached, and apathetic. Hard to find the right balance.

>>216743003
Unusual timing too because most of the sharks have migrated south

me? debtmaxxed

>>216742973
No. Birds are all miserable pieces of shit

>>216743196
>maxed out my only credit card recently
>made the $120 minimum payment
>they raised my line by $4000
I swear credit card companies are as predatory as casinos

>>216743216
jelly fag

Olivia Rodrigo is the best artist of our time

>>216743265
It's not fair
They get to fly

>>216743253
My Amex give me the ability to request a $50k loan, no questions asked. Like, I can literally just click a button, and receive $50,000 from American Express.

Imagine someone with no impulse control with access to this.

It's insane.

>>216743253
>>216743341
haha yep let's gooooo

>>216743341
Give me the money

the more loans i take the more they offer they increase my credit limit all the time i am already up 200000 dollars i am gonna borrow some more and leave the country forever and retire in indonesia

if i save 1000 bucks a month thats 16 years of saving i am gonna take it all and live with 500 dollars a month lifestyle in indonesia and never work again

its coming

>>216743659
based

The pizza in the Dominos commercial looks dicusting

>>216743659
I plan to take maximum loans and debt, renounce my citizenship and move to the Philippines

I have been writhing in pain for 3 days and taking painkillers just to be able to fall asleep because I scalded my gums with cream spinach, hahahahaha

I make women visibly uncomfortable and I don't care

Someone on here mentioned 7oh last night and now Matt McCusker is talking about it

my goal to one million dollars and early retirement

already built a good credit score and have over 50k in credit card limit which i will max out = 50k
i will take a personal loan of 50k, pre approved already = 50k
i will take a debt consolidation loan for my 50k credit card debt, then max my cards again = 50k
i own a LLC, you can take a debt up to a million with government guarantee, i will try to get as much as i can but realistically i can get 300k
i will finance a car, drive to U.S. and sell it to chop shop, claim it was stolen in the U.S., get another car and do it again.
i will sell my laptop and phone on ebay, call renters insurance and claim it was stolen.
i will hit every payday loan and every loan shark in my area and take on as much as possible
convert it all to USDC or USDT, then fly to indonesia

its not even a crime they don't care

i feel bad cummies

4 mystery gifts on the way im so hyped!!!!!!!

>>216743787
whats wrong

>>216743730
dont renounce it dumbass. it goes off the record after 7 years.

what you need to do is debt maxx like my recommendation here >>216743777

then after 7 years of life in philippines, you travel back to U.S, get new cards and loans, and fly back again.

every 7 years you can repeat this
it is not a crime
your credit will be new, so you might not get like 500k, but every 7 years you can get 100k easily if you stay in u.s. for 1-2 months.

they can't do shit, if i were a U.S. citizen i'd constantly walk with debt.

>>216743777
Why Indonesia?

>>216731816 (OP)
this is "I brought an alternative chick home for the night" music, but not also "new cult fav album that I'm gonna listen to every week for a month or two" music

>>216743954
cheap and safe
can go from there to malaysia if something happens (another cheap and safe out of judisdiction country)

>>216743837
i'm scared i will go to hell when i die

>>216744060
Why do you still believe in hell in 2025? I thought all those zoomers were just being contrarian by professing religious beliefs.

>>216743657
Are you going to pay me back, including the interest?

>>216742973
crows and ravens roll around in the snow and go sledding

>>216744129
>usury
Enjoy Hell

>>216744060
do you accept jesus as your lord as savior?

>>216744355
and*

need an aged ip here

Maybe I should entertain the very fact that I'm insane
I wasn't fooling when I said all the people I like are those that're dead

>>216744569
you need to get your ass whooped

let's talk about the fact that texas and florida are not part of the south but dixiefaggots constantly try to claim them

Where's Latrell?

>>216744355
>>216744381
yes i do

>>216744625
Don't care didn't ask

>>216744003
>being a scammer in Bali
Anon bringing coal to Newcastle

chased my losses at the crypto 'sino
fought in the trenches like a soldier in ww2 just to break even on the day

>>216744943
then you have nothing to fear

Well excuuuuuse me princess

>>216744625
East Texas is Southern thoughbeit, they were part of the Confederacy, had negroes picking cotton and everything.

I got warned for posting politics in /cum/ lol

>>216745193
apuuuuu stop shaking your booty

New Fallout (tv show) trailer looks grim. It's just gross humor like being blown up

>>216745252
>It's just gross humor like being blown up
That's what the first season was

Thinking about sacrificing my entire family to Satan

At the gym

>>216745299
Have a good workout, you must be getting so strong

>>216745299
exercise your penis

>>216745298
poop is an equal tribute to satan

>>216745274
I hate it :/

>>216745310
I am growing weaker

>>>/v/725761321
Made one

>>216745317
Damn, that was really mean

>>216745351
Why

>>216745354
I would try again if I were you. That will never do iron man numbers.

>>216745252
I don't know why they wrote the NCR out of the show. I like the Kings being feral ghouls tho. I don't quite understand what the Brotherhood is going to be doing. Frog's brother may have been ghoulified and turned evil? The Legion are not shown but they were on some of the promotional material. Kyle MacL being a villain is also cool. Looking forward to it. I played 1, 2 and NV.

>>216745451
Idk

Where do you buy your pants?

>>216745548
Costco

Hello frens.

>>216745243
He's shaking his heinie

>>216745587
I was asking the gay guys

>>216745626
henlo. what is up?

I am the only male in my corporate team, and I love it.

>>216745667
Do you like this track?
https://youtu.be/2V9YL_f2NFk

>>216745705
Where do you buy your pants?

God bless the screwdriver. vitamin C for the body, vodka for the mind. and ice, just to have some fun crunching it up while you drink your breakfast.

>>216745626
catyank!

Going airplane emoji gym

>>216745745
can't listen to it now. i have guests

Listen up pipsqueak I don't give a shit about you and your faggot bullshit

You have never seen an atom but you think they're real.

>>216745939
i have never seen your penis but i think it's real

https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/13/economy/job-prices-debt-economy

>Austin, who has a master’s degree in fine arts, said he’s applied to roughly 1,000 jobs over the past year – everything from teaching to construction – with no luck.

>“To be 34 and living paycheck to paycheck with no savings, things are pretty crappy right now,” he said.

>Austin is supporting his partner, a veterinary student, and worries about how the two of them will pay off his student debt on top of all their other expenses.

>>216745939
Isn't it a self evident inference, because if you can break any object down into pieces then it follows that you'd be able to break it down more and more

i have never sucked cock

>>216746040
arent you can orthodox catholic?

>>216745939
We have videos of atoms

Blood pressure is 154/82, big improvement since I quit drinking 3 weeks ago

>>216746040
Me either but I did have a gay beg to suck mine once. It wasn't that great

>>216746015
No it doesn't follow that all matter is ultimately composed of tiny discrete particles. That is an assumption of Cartesian metaphysics.

>>216745939
I've seen them

>>216746040
Why would you? Only fags do that

>>216746061
i am orthodox

>>216745939
I've never seen a vagina either but they're real

I'm such a weak little bitch ass beta twig noddle arm

>>216746218
>I've never seen a vagina
I don't trust you

It's a free country, brother

>>216746085
After 6 months of sobriety my face is less puffy and my brain is a lot clearer in the mornings. My skin cleared up too.

Good afternoon, I hate women

Orthodox but it's for heterosexuals
Call it heterodox

not a single good thread on /v/, /tv/, or /int/ today

Jupiter is a tr00n

>>216746106
>beg
what does this mean?

>>216746501
men went to jupiter
to get stupider

>>216746511
the same as efendija bre

Dead ass thread

>>216746511
I kept telling him I don't know if I want to and he kept persisting so I said ok. He was a middle aged bald guy loving in a trailer park in the Midwest. I hate my life

pooped so much clogged the toilet award

>>216746603
funfact: it's usually the paper that clogs it, not the poop. shitting a log so thick and stiff that it clogs the toilet is an impressive feat.

>>216746597
Mike?

Thriller is kind of mid ngl, Michael has lot better songs

The rest of Sicily might be nice idk but Palermo honestly isn’t worth a visit.
It’s only Pakistanis/Bangladeshi whatever Muslim south Asians here. Every street is lined with Paki run tourist shops who all sell 100% exactly the same things. There is 0 variance between any of them. It must be some Mafia shit idk.
They all have the same magnets, socks, scarfs, dresses, weird quilted jackets (who is even supposed to be the target group for that) outside their storefronts by the hundreds. It’s so bizarre.
Then there’s a surprising amount of very annoying and demanding Gypsy beggars too.
Italy used to be famous for FOB negro street merchants selling fake luxury bags but the amount of negros is negligible, they have been fully replaced by Pakis.
Went to the beach today and saw a pair of fat cow tiddies at least. Back the Almanya tomorrow Inshallah

>>216746769
What?

Any other hideous looking noddle arm skinny fat beta incels here?

>>216746818
>It must be some Mafia
It is, I was in Italy this year and they have all these souvenirjeets running booths but when someone paid them they ran off to an Italian guy to give them the money. They all sell the exact same stuff at the same price. Insane amount of Jeets and Islamojeets in Italy.

>>216746896
sup

Fuck this black beauty so hard that her kin folks back in Africa can feel that dick

Every time I drink gin I wind up in a holding cell

i like gin

>>216746658
I flushed it before wiping.

>>216747013
Blahpipo like to use the phrase kin folks thoughbeit

Would you help her decide on what to order

>>216747165
I'll give her a knuckle sandwich

>>216747165
no, it'll give me time for the drink i ordered to settle in.

>>216747165
>>216747214

>>216747165
no, because calls to California are expensive and I'm a NEET

>>216747165
I tell her to eat a dick

>>216747255
Lol

Dubs and I just don't show up to work today.

>>216747316
Shekelstein is waiting

>>216747316
roll again

Dubs and I stop posting and do something nice instead

>>216747375
Awooooooga

>>216747335
Fuck man, I just want to sleep.
>>216747338
It has to be the first try.

>>216747393
defy the cosmos and set your own terms.

watching the soccer game england serbia

>>216747446
who's winning?

>>216747393
>I just want to sleep.
It's midday

>>216747193
lol

Why do so many tr00ns have names like Luna or Eugenia?

>>216747193
LOL

>>216747562
Luna I could imagine but not Eugenia wtf? I hear Sarah pretty often with troons and Sophie

>>216747446
My father shall beat YOU!

>>216747562
my tranny name would be Amanda. get it?

I fucked a femboy from ohio

>>216747500
it has just started

>>216747393
>Fuck man, I just want to sleep.
You didn't request this at the start of the month (which is the only day you can submit these requests) so this is an automatic rejection. Please re-read the employee handbook when you clock out, thanks.

I’m all shaky at the gym

>>216747508
I work till 4:15 am.

>>216747684
Only having one day to request days off is some genuinely evil shekelberg shit, I hope that isn't real

>>216747765

I like to get things done early so I don't have to do them later

>>216747613
Seems like you're an expert on tr00ns gay boy

>>216747782
>>216747789
EVERY TIME?!

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>>216747894
>>216747969
>>216747989
>>216748003
>>216748054
>>216748067
WHOA

Well that just happened
Can we choose a new now

>>216747193
GEM

NEW
>>216748735