Thread 216735099

Canal edish

poo smells

Is conventional war between two nuclear powers even possible in this day and age lads?

>>216735105
Shut it chinlet

>>216735112
rorkes mum

right so why did the yank businesses decide that one friday of the year they’d go with massive discounts and then call it “black friday”
are they insinuating that blacks can’t afford anything unless it’s like 80% off? bit racist if you ask me

>>216735133
we'll soon see

>>216735133
Yh

Children in Need tomorrow. I can't bloody wait

i want to fuck annie zheng

Feeling much cleaner and less runty since I switched to pure olive oil soap.

>>216735146
is eniro down

BEST FRIENDS
UNTIL THE END OF TIME

>>216735161
corncerning post this

have every intention of getting fired into sister in lawberg tomorrow. been planting that seed for months because all she's been talking about is her unhappy marriage and I'm the only one that's been listening

don't know who that is

tried messaging an escort who I know works in the same building as the Russian one I saw if she's available (tried booking her before but she cancelled at the last minute). She's read it but no response on AW.

So that means one of two things:

1. The Russian one has spoken to the other one about me.
2. There's a red note on my AW profile, but I find this unlikely given other escorts responded to me on Tuesday.

Did have an idea of making a new AW account in a few weeks' time and messaging the original Russian one to see if she responds lol
Alternatively, I could put a negative review on UKpunting to tank her business

... tea time again and it's tea wearing my excellent glasses watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ...

... had a haircut ... pictures of me wearing my excellent reading glasses watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ...

spaki on his botnet again i see

Those children are in need of something alright...if you catch my drift...

new escortlad episode just dropped

.... I've done my best to get El Gustav in the picture ... but it's difficult ...

>>216735223
>>216735236
>>216735247
and the squash levels?

>>216735199
so you’re the emotional support poof? good luck with that

>>216735105
You think you're the Crimson Chin or something nigga you've got a normal chin for normal people

>216735211
Tired gimmick

Just been accused of larping as Kurt Caz based on my side profile. Feeling good!

>>216735211
What's AW? I want to use it.

... the new watch is good wearing my excellent glasses and new watch watching DP tour Golf on my TV via puck in home ....l

Pooberg brewing.
At the stage where I don't want to get up and release it half baked but lots of little pooey farts are escaping

yea that random bloke you got off reddit has a normal chin nice one mate
now blow your head smoove off

>>216735211
It's really fucking sad that you posted this on /britfeel/, got told to fuck off and then scampered over here to post it too

>>216735253
She's already told me she met the wrong brother first so fuck off you cunt

they made a show about him!

>>216735261
Adultwork

>>216735255
>denying being a deformed chinlet means I think I've a gigachad chin
Stfu retard ik Im normal thats my point

>>216735238
>Those children are in need of something alright...if you catch my drift...
They need the return of Diego!

>>216735284
haha you’re being used lad, venting is something women do with other women
and after they vented they go back to their real partner feeling better

how would you know an escort lived in the same building as another escort? if you're going to post your shit gimmick keep the story straight boringlad

>>216735288
Can it dork I'll shatter your faggot chin if I ever see you on road

>>216735286
I hope that this will help people understand Rorke

>>216735261
AdultWork, site where escorts advertise
Unfortunately with age verification rules it's hard to use properly, unless you use a VPN you can't even see the full profiles

>>216735313
Speak to you tomorrow lad when I finally become a man ;)

think i'll head down the greenway to ripley and back tomorrow
looks like drizzle but nothing too bad

>>216735335
you’re a virge too? lmao

what's for lunch lads?

>>216735211
why tf do you have an AW account anyway

>>216735325
>on road

>>216735360
virgin burger

>>216735360
poo

>>216735099 (OP)
I think I just felt an Earthquake in Leeds

>Economy grew by 0.1% in third quarter, official figures show
we're rich lads

>>216735383
sorry that was me farted

>>216735360
Fish cum

>>216735375
often save pictures of young men do you?

>>216735223
>>216735236
He must have some level of sanity if he's able to follow sports and write coherent tweets. I guess he's probably on psychiatric drugs which keep him relatively calm and stable.

>>216735284
You seriously going to try and shag you brothers wife mate?
Bit dirty behaviour that

What’s new in the world of poo? Any recent poo developments?

>>216735188
>children mentioned at all in any context
>this is suspicious
youre smoking, pedo

right well catbergs got in the bath hasnt he

>>216735099 (OP)
This is such a nice house that even if you succumb to the temptation of suicide and jump out of the upper window of the house, you will remain alive. It's much better than Moscow.

>>216735389
corr inflation was only 3.8% so only got 3.7% poorer

>>216735360
Toilberg has ordered in some GAIL's for us

i'm too neurotic for these dating apps. i dont know how to do it properly.

>>216735211
>>216735279
get a grip and stop wasting whores time on AW by window shopping

Niggers tongue my anus

>>216735389
By how much did the population grow?

>>216735384
cor lad leave some for the rest of us

>>216735408
>pedo
while I do agree I'm obligated to tell you to FOY

>>216735431
100k more boat people

>>216735354
um yes? I was saving myself for marriage but didn't want to become a 40 year old virgin. I'm not a slag like you mate

>>216735430
bit gay innit

>>216735431
fuck knows, there's probably a superinjuction against that information

>>216735409
Bloody mentalist he is

>>216735399
She's gagging for it mate. My brother is a complete man child and doesn't deserve her.

Imagine not only being a swede but also falling for the most obvious bait of the decade

>>216735409
fucks sake catberg get out the bath

England is... kinda comfy.

>>216735409
hes got a funny looking face

just woke up

mental that wagies have been toiling for HOURS already

>>216735515
there's no england now

>>216735473
shite brother you

>>216735516
women are vile

>>216735335
>>216735354
looooool

>>216735510
lmao this is her as a horse
I guess this was/is really how it is

>>216735112
they got it back for her btw

>>216735515
The image is beautiful!

>>216735524
Yeah?

>>216735531
Don't care mate he's a shite brother too

>>216735518
so do you, but we don't bang on about it do we?

>>216735521
I may have worked 1 hour maximum so far, been slacking off since. Love getting paid to shitpost

this board is a watering hole for the mentally ill.

>>216735570
not surprised
I'd be a shite brother if you were my brother too, vile little incel

just looked at the escorts round my area and they're all clapped

been three (3) days without a wank now
needless to say i'm very horny

>>216735335
haha faggot I hope you get the shit beaten out of you

>>216735585
>Trump had early dementia 20 years ago
>Won two elections in the meantime
Duuuuuuuuuuurrrrrhhhhhhh
*starts drooling*

>>216735585
Don't sympathise with MAGAtards or anything, but it'll be funny when leftists cite Jeffrey Epsteins opinion as evidence of Trumps dementia.

>>216735603
some round me are too peng for the price surely loads of them are scams and I'll show up and be mugged by albanians

>>216735622
the absolute state of american """politics"""

>>216735369
To message them.
This Russian cunt responded to all my previous messages fine before and even after our meeting, very quick responses, I even sent her a message after and she replied to that.

But from Monday 3rd she stopped responding. I can only presume because I double messaged her that offended her or something, even though I was polite each time.

Absolute cunt. She cancelled on me twice before the meeting as well, once in September and another in early October.

The annoying thing is she's getting loads of positive reviews on AW. Hope she gets HIV.

>>216735603
yeah, it's grim. they're all charging like £200 per hour too

>>216735521
Wahey! Little tin foil hat lad!

>>216735646
Fake, boring gimmick. Post a single screenshot of your AW messages.

>>216735593
How can I be an incel if I've had sex? ;-)

A broken clock is right twice a day

yay

Honestly cannot believe that the mongs on /britfeel/ give escortmong less attention than you lot
Gain a clue pronto

>>216735646
why do you keep incessantly posting about your boring fucking life when everyone has been begging you to fuck off for weeks?

i think that russian escort's life may be in danger

ever just stare at your ballsack and notice how it's constantly moving?

>>216735608
I'm taller, stronger and prettier than him and I'm about to shag his wife so I win

yayyyy

>>216735673
The Maori were there for barely any time at all before whites showed up idgaf

>>216735688
And you have given him attention (which is what he wants)

>>216735673
does varg want all the yanks back in europe too

>>216735673
aren't maoris invaders too? pretty sure they genocided and ate the previous inhabitants

need an Italian or Japanese girlfriend so badly lads

waiting for ofcom offensive

>>216735693
Yh, mine are huge too so it looks like a living organism of some kind

>>216735673
i think after three generations you're legitimised. especially because you've likely mixed with the native population by then
that's why it's so important to get the browns out ASAP, the longer they stay the more claim they have to remain

>>216735728
just two more weeks

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216735728
Praying they block 4chan entirely so your life loses all meaning. All those AI Katys, nowhere to post them

>>216735741
lol

>LAP1-B is the First Observed System Consistent with Theoretical Predictions for Population III Stars
poggers

>>216735675
>>216735699
um hi

>>216735673
>>216735704
Here's an idea: maybe where you can live shouldn't be determined by your ethnicity

Alright lads I trust you all for money advice. How do I get £50 as soon as possible

>>216735755
nonce

>>216735772
salutations nigga

>>216735657
Mental.
Id like to look and see if there are any in my area and if I have seen them about, it's such a small isolated town I'd be surprised

>>216735757
im prepared to swiftly bash ofcom

>>216735720
do you mean the mythical fairy people or the moriori (who were an offshoot of maori who lived on the chatham islands, they got there from nz and arrived to nz along with the other original settlers)

>>216735755
I dont see his posts and cant be arsed unblocking him

>>216735776
give out 10 blowies at your mum's going rate

>>216735779
slit your wrists

just found out stephen hawking had a wife and kids, i always thought he was bent

>>216735732
You could be there for a thousand years you'd still be a foreigner in my eyes

>>216735732
you can be integrated in 1 generation and some families arent fully integrated after 3 its individual desu

>escortmong
>gingerpaedo
>belgiumnonce
we just need heathernonce and sacked tranny to complete the set of attention-seeking gigamongs

>>216735657
Hoeflation is insane.

>>216735773
ridiculous

>>216735806
youre brown
>>216735810
all r9kfreaks who should be reported FYI

Batten down the hatches lads. Claudia is on her way.

>>216735824
yellow rain? i surely hope not

got pooicide on the noggin me

If we actually get banned from 4chan I reckon zledy will just go back to nederdraad

>>216735810
sacked tranny is escortmong

>>216735810
pretty much every general on this site is ruined by their own few terminally online freaks
4chan needs ids as an option when making threads or something

>>216735824
can't be Claudia, hasn't got a fringe

Got a mobile phone tripod off Amazon Haul which is like Amazon's Temu
£1.20 or something, will be using it tonight for long exposure mobile astrophotography, if the sky is clear

reminder to report the BE flags posts because he is not welcome here

>>216735798
Cheers mate

sick to bastard death of it

what did she mean by this

>>216735873
catbert

>>216735859
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cartoon-Creative-Keyrings-Hanging-Pendant/dp/B0FKG45HZX/?
ERM

>>216735848
You’re right but /brit/ is exceptionally bad. Like half of the posters here are profoundly mentally ill

>>216735810
funny how we have all these mongs and nonces and paedos yet we still choose to post here eh? maybe we are mongs too

>>216735873
>bin on your counter
runt

3PM looms
:)

>>216735891
no other general forced them to add global wordfilters
old-/brit/ was that good and influential and people stick around on the hope that some newcunts develop a sense of humour and it comes back

>>216735889
yeh if you look at the int archive a good half the posts are heathermong lol
habitual dogshit posters are 4chans biggest problem now that most the sites settled into generals so its mad they havent done anything about it

IT FUCKING LOOMS

>>216735823
Bit of 'jection? Don't want foreigners in my country, it's that simple.

>>216735887
be careful lad, i've bought some proper tat just because it was a couple of pence thanks to amazon giving me money off all the time
got a small crab to hold my glasses on the way, and like 3 bags to hold cables

>>216735918
deleted posts *

>>216735917
which word got filtered because of /brit/?

omelette du fromage

>>216735921
right well we're all fucked if we're in the mull of galloway at 1am

>>216735946
Naim al-Faruk

>>216735882
Sick to bastard death of Mr handsome over here pulling skirt galore meanwhile I'm begging for a CRUMB of pussy on the apps
How about you redistribute some of your wealth you selfish bastard

just put some chips in the oven
rorkes fuming

if I fuck a single mom im going to buy her kid this and go out to buy milk forever
yes im buying a dog bandana for myself

BRING BACK HANGING!

bout to become gojo haha

>>216735918
Yeah it’s fucking shocking, the jannies must ban ziedbelg and heathernonce around 5 times a day every day yet they’ll never just rangeban them
I got a fucking rangeban on my phone for ban evading before those cunts ever got one

>>216735921
total wheelie-bin death

>>216735946
Sheikh Na'Ilgel Al-Faharaj

Canadaanon...

>>216735946
up the raq

11 quid. should i?

do these relationships even exist in western europe any more lads
seems like for any couple below 40 the bloke has to be a gigachad in some shape or form
>tfw oinker

all smiles :) what a great day to be alive :)

Hi, how's it going?

rate my gf /10

israel should be nuked

>>216736010
yesss

went to ireland when i was a kid
saw that stone you're supposed to kiss

>>216736005
gbtp

>>216736005
looksmatched

>>216735940
t bh, newcunt

>>216735940
t b h
also f a m or b r u v I think I dunno for sure, let me check, senpai bruv

>>216736005
they don't even exist in eastern europe anymore apart from maybe russia and ukraine. it's mostly a meme

>>216736010
good post :)

Ok I will climb into this hole!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD8sTSu0sho

>>216736028
barney stone

ok so f a m is filtered to 'senpai', that's how you know it's an old filter LOL

sometimes I write desu on purpose and people think I've typed tb h but raelly i've just typed desu lol

>>216736039
f am

torn between these two (wont get the "will you marry me?" one)
do you think I should get one of these and wear it to bed? the do NOT pet one is sort of like reverse psychology?

>>216736043
Not sure there's and men left in Russia or Ukraine

>>216736043
i see couples like this constantly

>>216736077
no you dont

>>216736062
FONC

>>216736023
Sanest lefty take

>>216736038
>>216736039
Lmfao that filter isn't because of /brit/. It's from when I ran a Skype group that used to brigade generals on /vg/.

das rite

>>216736084
my cousin and her husband look like that

looking to sell an old phone to raise funds
sellmymobile.com rates it at 2 quid
LOL

>Oh, we were born within an hour of each other
>Our mothers said we could be sister and brother >Your name is Deborah, ...

>>216736003
Alri little red riding hood?

Kino

>>216736115
>how you know i'm somali

Yall fucking wid my posts lately? Any tips? Happy to improve

>>216736115
This is genuinely how I imagine mousey looking

>>216736115
theists look at this and go praise allah who works in mysterious ways

these belong in god tier

>>216736090
im a turbo rorke

>>216736003
though that was a thick dildo

I think if I hired a prostitute I would probably ask her to go wait outside, and then I go inside (call-in) and then she comes in and acts like im the prostitute. it would help with my swagger general, general swagger

>>216736148
shut up spigger

>>216736141
Biggest improvement to your posts would be to make them elsewhere
Hope this helps

>>216736149
Shan't be fooled, only lefties hate Israel

>>216736148
too decadent

>>216736162
Happy to do that for you mate, any tips on where to go?

OK, but this one is LITERALLY me (except my hair is brown)

got called whitefulla at the australian parliament earlier lads

reckon i could pull this off

>>216736148
all of these belong in god tier

>>216736022
she went a bit off the rails once her acting career went down the shitter didn't she?

deploying creative dieting practices in order to last until the end of this month. lunch is banned now

>>216736187
trifle and carrot cake goated, the rest I could do without

>>216736183
Hmmm! Pull this off you could!

i hate fruit cake, tastes like the septic tank of a gay cruise ship

>>216736168
that's why they're individually wrapped. stops me eating the whole packet of them

>>216736187
i can accept that. carrot cake is far too low for sure.

Farting in a niggers weetabix

disappointed that vtmb2 doesn't let you join the sabbat and shag that nerdy tremere bint

keychain which says "drive safe" £.60
bottle opener kit and learning how to spot weld
flip it

gonna have the garage converted into an office
I'll be one wall away from wanking on the driveway lmao with a window as well

>>216736097
It'll be tiramisu, apple crumble and cheesecake for me. Not a big fan of chocolate to be tb h

>>216736165
sweeney.jpg

>Verdict of one Labour grandee I just bumped into: “Ed Miliband is the person most likely to be the most next Prime Minister”.

BASED

>>216736148
fucks sake might have to go and buy some now haha

got a headache :c

thinking of renouncing my Rorke ways and going outside and having sex, at some point

>>216736097
>Christmas cake and mincenpies worst tier
I just know the people polled were pond dwelling council estate inhabiting dole sponging tasteless SCUM

>>216736183
As a dressing gown maybe, may as well get the red one tho, more classy but expect them to be very thin

>>216736250
another jew

Getting this afternoon's Sargon of Akkad

Right then, looks like I'll be quitting toil

remember Ed Balls

they're gonna start calling him Ed Millionbands after all the sweet cheddar he brings into Britain

that relief you feel after chundering while hung over is heavenly, they should bottle that feeling so you can experience it without having to chunder

>>216736179

this is literally me

>>216736276
I'm starting to notice something

>>216735515
You know what this scene could use? About fifty thousand Bangladeshis.

>>216736305
i reckon that's what enlightenment feels like

>>216736179
good for u. slaphead me

omds

found more razors in my bathroom yesterday
so now I can cut my facial hair (tried shaving before with the razor that went rusty and didnt like it)
that is because I am finally an adult! adult man! maybe a adult dog if you would like hard enough...

Sir Ed Miliband

>>216736346
me when I watched the Titanic sink

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah"

the best way to win an argument is to depict your opponent as soyjak and yourself as a chad

Reckon Andy Burnham would make a good PM

We absolutely MUST deport all non-whites (this includes the Irish)

need a woman who buys me these https://www.amazon.co.uk/Underwear-Breathable-Novelty-Pattern-Stretch/dp/B0FCRRB7W1
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Underwear-Breathable-Novelty-Pattern-Stretch/dp/B0FCRRB7W1

nut driver

youtube added 4x speed for premium users only pss off

>>216736381
this but also deport the swarthy Brits

there's a curly haired zoomer hanging around outside. he doesn't look threatening but i wonder what he's doing.

>>216736400
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>>216736115
me when I hit the balloon too hard

mens pants goes into "I hate my wife" passiveagressive socks to princess "I am 16 years old / born in 2004) socks
THIS is what a 16 year old looks like
im watching football. BRING ME A BEER

>>216736381
e-even me?

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1295

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters
570K subscribers

spying on the neighbours

>>216736389
How many pairs of underwear do you need lad?
You shit yourself on the regular yeah?

>>216736115
this is what the black mirror episode was about (prostituting your emotions)
I get that you are sad, but TikTok is Chinese and all of this UI for leaderboards on whos got the saddest baby is really scary!

Would you give up being a rorke if a fit ethnic or Jew fancied you

>>216736440
How often do you change underwear? Don't tell me you reuse them?

>>216736440
7-14 (fortnight/month)
no more washing my clothes, just disposable pants

https://www.amazon.co.uk/SC-Products-Fathers-Presents-Stocking/dp/B0DMW9KHDV

>>216736454
If it was Abigail Shapiro yeah

>>216736454
even more so

>>216736454
I'd consider it

28p? how tf

climate change isnt real
women should be oppressed
non whites are low iq and thats why they live in shithole countries
jews control the world and they should be nuked

My third eye was closed so I activated it
Now I'm busy serving food no gammon, steak or chips
Or carrot cake and crisps
Or ham and bacon strips
I put the lemon on the scales I'm not marinating fish

New
>>216736493
>>216736493
>>216736493

buy me a poster of this girl/image wearing a Tshirt for yu-gi-oh or something https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womens-Graphic-Casual-Printed-Sleeves/dp/B0F5HCFX62
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womens-Graphic-Casual-Printed-Sleeves/dp/B0F5HCFX62

>>216736305
I like to call it Poophoria

>>216736467
Every day when I'm working. I've been wearing the current pair since Friday and haven't showered since then either.
Proper grotty bastard me

>>216736498
shut the fuck up you soulless little goyim woman-in-budism