Thread 216736493

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Ladies and gentlemen, please give a very warm welcome to... The YANKS!

Always amazes me when certain posters will drop a little nugget that shows how dysfunctional they are

>>216735859
>long exposure mobile astrophotography
Sounds good. I like space photos. Make sure to post them in /brit/ if you get any good ones lad

bro isn't enjoying life

might go out one the weekend and score some poon

where’s gorpheus?

>>216736570
Can I come?

buy me a poster of this girl wearing a Yu-Gi-oh or Pokemon T-shirt
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womens-Graphic-Casual-Printed-Sleeves/dp/B0F5HCFX62

>>216736553
anyone who spends enough time and effort to cultivate an identifiable personality here has something very wrong with them

>>216736551
surreal

Drying my wings off on a tree branch in the sun, not sure why because I’m gonna jump back in the lake looking for scran in a minute

>>216736551
*light smattering of polite applause*

A man's hands reflect the path he's walked in life, what do your hands say about you?

Are there any decent women who are prostitutes, or are they all just money grabbing whores?

>>216736551
a texan girl i know was just telling me the other day about how she hates buc-ees and thinks everyone who goes there should be killed

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81WoqNwavHL._AC_SY500_.jpg
laughed out loud

i look like this

What's the biggest risk you've ever taken, lads?

might go out one the weekend and score some poo’

>>216736594
daft twat

the toilfu changed her hair and I don't like it

>>216736613
76% chance to fail training in uma game this week (won)

>>216736613
Being on this app lol

what if a poo was screaming and it was bradley walsh mad how

>>216736608
crying

>>216736594
Every woman without exception is a liar and nothing but a plump, lascivious little animal. All the rest is makeup and costumes.

almost posted some autistic gibberish while on the work wifi

why do you come to /brit/?
it's just occurred to me that there's no reason to be here other than to socialise, and i hate socialising

checked adultwork for girls around here that I know but couldnt find anyone

>flatmate invites me to a boardgame night
>ask if there will be Scrabble or backgammon
>he says there won't
So what's the point?

>>216736681
To socialise

Sometimes I think of something to post while I’m out so I put it in my notes app and then never post it

>>216736695
Get some friends you sad cunt

hope that whe the new king comes in her goes and invades a bunch of thirdoworld countries lmao

>>216736688
Acquiring autistic gf

>>216736681
Some posts give me a genuine chuckle

>>216736681
funny

noticed yesterday my willy is exactly the same length as my phone

science has gone woke

>>216736613
Trusting GCHQ when they told me I had a photographic memory and being sectioned to supply plausible deniability to the situation

>>216736706
I have friends but the type of things I say here can’t really be said around normal people

>>216736695
Lose some friends you happy gentleman

The Australian loves that image of the dog and the lions, doesn't he

>>216736695
would a hundred quid loads of sad freaks here do that.

>>216736681
just lonely

>>216736663
There is no sin in lusting after a husband.
Human bodies are different from animal bodies, but there are quite a lot of similarities between animal and human bodies.

Bangladesh and India might go to war, I'm struggling to pick which side I should root for, I think mutual destruction is probably ideal

>>216736739
Dog muffin and the lionbergs

>>216736731
that is genius

Yanks are getting $2k each from the big man

>>216736709
you the lad that only found out about the queen recently?

Now THIS is definitely Rorke in a nutshell. Pic related

>>216736731
Africa could never. their houses still wash away in the rainy season

>>216736767
epstein files that bad, huh?

>>216736768
the bitch had to die during a holiday

>>216736778
Nah that got sorted apparently

>>216736681
Only place on the internet I can provoke schizos into having meltdowns because I’m bored and have it annoy other people too

>>216736743
There are 8,142 billion people on this planet. Find yourself a man or a woman and love him or her.

>>216736775
oops forgot pic

>>216736767
repeatedly devaluing your own currency seems Iike a smart move

Rorke's place.

>>216736760
>T.the most patriotic Bengali

I’m so sorry

>>216736760
>Bangladesh and India might go to war
Wars are a regular, common occurrence. There is no violation of the laws of nature in this.

>>216736711
It's like 10 Asian guys and two Asian women apparently
Not interested in either of those

i did standup comedy once and told a joke about how ugly the queen was and the crowd didn't like that

>>216736799
sensible economic policies are woke

>>216736799
Weak USD to compensate the effects of the tariffs

>>216736807
That's Hateno Village

>>216736792
have you found any men during your conscription?

>>216736817
it's ok

doing a bit of drinking alone and running the model trains

>>216736822
alri frankie boyle

if your part of one of the rich native american tribes with casinos you get given 1 milly when you reach 18 years old, that is mental

>Shabana Mahmood "I am abolishing Police and Crime"

um lads?

>>216736817
I don't forgive you

What if you just didn't

Rorke's outpost.

>>216736613
Played roulette in a casino once

>>216736843
serial killer shit

>>216736822
was hot when she was young tbqh

>>216736822
she was cute back in the day

>>216736847
most drink mouthwash and get molested by their uncles

>>216736819
I for one am hoping lots of Indians die so they can't end up here

>>216736854
George Floyd died again did he

>>216736681
I get lots of laughing responses to my posts, which I enjoy
I also get the same satisfaction from reporting as pensioners get from weeding their gardens

>>216736836
>>216736856

you think a brit poster has ever killed someone before?

>>216736843
based
god I wish I had the space for a train set

they wanna find me not breeving like they did Floyd
the fent got me robo like like I am a droid
cop pressing on my neck like im not white
going to the house might go punch a moid
might make a rap album when im with the boys (feeent)

Casinos are so bent. Literally insane that they can ban you if you win too much at card games

>>216736875
>When Pakis tell me there's nothing wrong with marrying your cousin

>>216736880
i will never forgive yanks for what you guys did to them

>>216736900
I did in Iraq

Land acknowledgements but in Europe

>>216736916
this unc greentexting lol

cooking a chiko roll in my accursed forge

>>216736929
It was a noble struggle between the Indian and the Saxon and the Saxon won
Could’ve gone either way

>>216736904
Lyricposting is pure autism
Like a sperg just yelping out unwarranted phrases
Please go away to /r9k/

mad how police weren't even invented until 1828. before that everyone just did whatever they wanted i suppose.

Just checked adult work, the nearest prozzies are 2 and a half hour drive away, of which there are 7.
150 an hour for an alright looking one but I can only imagine how clapped out her fanny is

>>216736903
you could always make a little shunting layout that fits on a desk or a bookshelf if you really wanted

>>216736954
if it was a fair fight you guys wouldve gotten clapped

they wanna find me not breeving like they did Floyd
the fent got me robo like like I am a droid
part man part fent like im alloyed
like a white and a house presidential ploys
and im fifty percent pure cannaboid
zylazine, like I am a horse, chimp to try avoid prison ploys

>>216736967
Where do you live, the moon

Dothead Indians or hai-yah hai-yah indian?

Got the fakemink on

they wanna make creepypasta like george barnacles

guillermo del toro frankenstein is straight to streeaming
getting it watched

>>216736966
There's been bailiffs under the lords control since the 11the century

>>216736950
the joke is her she's inbred too you paki

>>216737000
Whatever this kind is

there's a fit romanian escort like 20 minutes away for 120 quid

I like how browsing with a VPN you can see what porn suggestions other countries get

phoar overnight escorts like £350

>>216736966
the army was deployed to massacre rioters, it's why the popo itc can't carry guns

>>216737035
at least 50 racks to laser that knee clean

>>216737035
why is this whore showing her knees? haram

Need to do a whip around for an escort for mousey’s birthday

just automated my job lads. will be getting 2 hours of overtime today for running a command i have already scheduled. And it lush x

>>216737052
It is a pretty ugly knee

>>216737050
lol

>>216737064
no thanks I do not want
gonorrhoea

>>216737043
me when I'm browsing 24 hour rental cars

>>216736995
May as well do, yeah

>>216737078
Nah we’ll get you a good one lad, maybe even one that can roleplay as a female police officer?

I need everyone to bully me so, I stop posting and head to the gym while it's still sunny

I had a carb heavy breakfast too. urgh I'm a pig

weeing some wee out of my weenis

ofcom plottin
licking they lips

>>216737073
>spanish
>job

just seen a woman with big tits

>>216737035
she is so friggen sex

>>216737098
ummmmm!

even tigers go mental like normal cats do when you scratch the base of their tail

do you reckon if you got an escort but only did handies or intercrural you'd get a discount, or is it like asking for a big mac without gherkins

The Social Credit meme is a fun one but it isn't actually based in fact at all -- citizens aren't assessed at all times with a 'social credit score'

>>216737110
im English actually

He can post the mice

>>216737098
Get him one that will roleplay as either Andrew Reese mogg or the baroness

>>216737160
no he cant and hasnt been able to for years now

>>216737157
how did you get from spain to france so quickly

need to fuck that female police officer or warden and be like her dog and get my mouth spat in desu instead of getting a prostitute
also brb got stuff to do (it is getting dark already)

>>216737173
was just at the border by complete coincidence

Red -> compulsory ID cards
Blue -> non-compulsory ID cards

Think I should have a shower before meeting up with the lads tonight or just show up greasy and unwashed?

remember when mousenonce said he'd rape a child

*surreptitiously googles intercrural*

>>216737099
go to the gym you fat fuck

doing my big shop at the fake shopping centre they made for Russian camwhores to film in the dressing rooms

>>216737215
Just a bit of banter innit x

Discord opens immediately for me now
Odd behaviour. There was always a slight delay

>>216737208
Imagine how much plastic is wasted to give every Jeet an ID card, they'd be better off just shooting them instead

Living with a hidden disability fish odour syndrome.
(TMAU) 1 day I stink of fish another day stink of shit de lads,
SOME people smell it and some people don't.
I was diagnosed in 2005 by Sheffield university and 5 great guys plus one knows some one who worked at sheffield university in 2005.
I type in 2002 on google why do i smell of fish, it came up with TMAU (fish odour syndrome)
I have a hidden disability it miss understood and unpleasant
if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.
I dont feel sorry for myself i stay positive all the way and spiritual minded.
I have to wash my arm pits again after a shower and plus I have to wash my ass in the sink in the day after toilet.
Dont feel sorry for me just try and understand a hidden disability.
I get on with my life and make the most of it, positive all the way

>>216737219
Post the results here please

>>216737247
Shut the fuck up. Paki-loving, grooming gang apologist Labour-voting cunt

>Epstein spent Thanksgiving with Trump during president's first term in office: emails
why are anglo countries like this? what's with this noncery

>>216737035
Rorke stewing with rage after seeing this pic

>>216737263
leave then

Can someone please trib my wife?

>>216737257
janman wouldn't be very pleased

>>216737282
can't cause of brexit. thanks rorke

some madness and badness combination

what age shuold a kid start lifting?
wait until 16 to prevent bone/muscle/growth issues?

>>216737315
5

>>216737321
based

>>216737293
Post a pic then, or link one

what the actual fuck is this bill gates 1984 nwo zog bullshit

>>216737315
yeah all nice and well but dat swc aint changing x

>>216737334
A digital ID could have prevented this.

randomly back on the gay circle captchas am i? thanks 4chan.

>>216737315
As soon as they're a teenager really
Some sports you've got to start earlier to be good at as well like boxing

>>216736875
nah she was always a bit of a minger

>>216737315
get that lil nigga on the bench press as soon as he slithers out his mum

small boat cronem that just play basketball have physiques that would take timmies three years of gym to achieve

mad how nearly every zoomer girl would shag ishowspeed

saw a video in my youtube feed that was some girl playing a video game with like 300 views, so i left a comment saying "you look like you fuck niggers"

Morning team, 23andme results came through

>100% European
Of which
>97% British
>2% Scandinavian
>1% north Italian
>Trace amounts of Dutch/North German

Rorke suddenly likes me now eh

Sick society

not rising to it. cba

>>216737456
and 100% male

>>216737456
They've got a bioweapon ready to kill you

frankly apopleptic with rage. absolutely fuming.

>>216737478
scr

>>216737456
>>1% north Italian
kys brownoid

how are we lads

Reckon I'm shadow banned

>>216737493
share it with the class

going to post under an american flag from now on, respect my first amendment mi5

>>216737478
i always hear the metal gear solid alert sound

>>216737504
buggered that up didn't you

ofcom, dem a merciful or dem a plotting heinous acts?

>>216737508
I'm alright, you?
Waiting for this lad to post his wife, certainly hope it isn't that CPR bint

bloody tired me

raping a cock with my arse

Absolutely menacing, absolutely troublesome
Everybody's gurning looking like they're chewing bubblegum

>>216737539
we're finished. nun else we culd do

>>216737532
hardly

>>216737519
alri cody

>>216737509
um..hi

>>216737478
done that guido tranny cunt

between a rock and a hard cock

>>216737478
screaming

>>216737568
mi tink a dem plot di heinous
vigorous pull pon LAN cable fi serva room

>>216737508
Good good, enjoying the 'ger rekt threads, farting, screaming and pooping all the way

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

>>216737586
this'll be you incel freaks one day

>>216737549
Good to hear, I'm okay

>>216737586
flatsharing in old age was the norm it was just with your famiglia

>>216737478
are they all troons

>>216737584
was he ok?

another miserable day of my dogshit life

Thank you Sir PaulH for another FANTASTIC Wednesday shave!!

Your goatee is looking magestic, Rafa Benitez!

See you on Sunday for the Sunday shave!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8zPPeG-IxE

>>216737629
lmao

>>216737586
kek this is my dad
the divorce destroyed his life

>>216737629
yeah but there was one of those pin cloning things on the keypad, now some chinese scammer has access to his willy

>>216737605
Nah I have my own house already

>>216737605
Own my home mate

>>216737633
buy an ad

If I had one billion dollars, I would build a concrete bunker under a mountain with 100 years supply of food and a gigabit internet connection and never emerge until I die

>>216737605
will inherit my own home

might go to a gay bar on the weekend and see if any men want to pound my virgin bumhole

>>216737693
you’d be shocked how it easy it is

>>216737679
bit boring that

UK lads has herr starmer (re)nationalised your railways yet? he promised to do that but i've heard very little about it

What happened to 4chan getting banned then?

>>216737679
not gonna be able to emerge if you're dead are you? dickhead

>>216737718
he sold it to small boatmen

i can feel it

>>216737735
two more weeks

ffs ive been reassigned to the sludge pits for grub farming duty

>>216737693
bit gay x

>>216737718
they're doing it as the franchises come up for renewal

had to borrow dadstein's car and it smelled like a combination of sweat and poo in there, legitimately had to put the windows down even though it was raining because it was so bad, the old man must be dying

just realised there are young posters here who were 11 in 2016 and went through the whole ‘orange man bad drumpf lmao’ charade which is why they’re always seething about him

>>216737737
>he doesn’t know

>>216737740
mmhmm the baton is entering your arse

leftypol eating the bugs and living in the pods
rorke joining nomadic siberian tribes

El Batón

>>216737718
It doesn't make any difference to anything, leftypol bangs on about it but it changes nothing. Greater Anglia is now state owned and the fares haven't budged.

>>216737749
seems sensible enough

>>216737751
is it a ford falcon?

If I could cure seasideMARK's fish odour syndrome, I would ;_;

Just expelled pure concentrated evil from my anus

>>216737786
honda hr-v

>>216737759
i was 14, just as i was gaining awareness of the real world it all went to shit

More than a lot is a fuckin banging album, every track is class

>>216737631
ktim

where the /brit/ bottoms @??

>>216737801
your dads a poof

>>216737824
yeah? i'll be sure not to check that out!

imagine how much robotaxis are going to change the world

>All ROI people I've met have been really lovely
>All Northern Oirish bastards have been really mean spirited
Think this might have something to do with religion idk

>things could always be worse
>mfw they get worse

Praveen Kumar on a mad one

been enjoying all the futuristic looking cars that have come out in the past 5 years or so, wish they'd hurry up and invent a way to make them hover

>>216737605
it's me today m8

>>216737860
yeah?
*farts*

Sir Keir Kumar

Oliver Reed... they don't make them like they used to

>>216736980
17th century Indian conflicts were pretty evenly matched
You aussies fought people that didn’t even have bow and arrows and forgot how to make fire with 19th century tech

using the irc to write a strongly worded complaint about ziedbelg

>>216737648
>my dad
>the divorce destroyed his life
likewise

>>216737884
gronk

>>216737648
how’s the stepdad mate

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
(Yo da dub dub) yeah

undecided if i should take pregabs again
odds i do
evens i dont

>>216737867
THOU SHALL BE BANISHED FROM THIS REALM!

>>216737920
sydneysider scum detected
your mum's a ganga

>>216737860
protestants aren't ensouled, i thought we all knew this

feeling like this rn

>>216737878
Wish they'd hurry up with fully automated ones, driving is fucking boring

Toillass heavily invested in whether that swimmer's mum is going to his wedding or not

>>216737943
get out of my country

white smiles, neoliberal attitudes, common sense fiscal policies

even if it's a webm i've seen many times before i still watch the whole thing

>>216737865
er whats this then

(dog barks)

>>216737945
zesty vibes from this

>>216737971
That tan suit. That damned tan suit. He really had the entire World on neoliberal strings didn't he?

>>216737759
Yeah dude there's nothing to seethe about at all actually, its all a hoax actually

ziedbelg is nwo shaboy cock sucker

>>216737991
timmy was shooketh

Anyone familiar with Jonathan Bowden

i have a right to post the mice

>>216737991
Ummmm don't forget an even bigger scandal....The Helmet.

https://youtu.be/timvZTKr5HQ

Rorke liking the unusually tanned president
Leftypol liking the unusually tanned president

>>216737648
:(

>>216738022
Aye

>>216737991
mental that this was considered a scandal back then. we really had it good

>>216738033
yank news is absolutely wack

>>216737929
none of those, mum has never been in a relationship before or after dad.

they're both in their late 50s and they only divorced after mum went through covid. she nearly died and she says what kept her alive was the realisation that if she dies a married woman my dad will inherit her stuff.

Good thing everyone learned their lessons and never created any pointless media storms about the next president

>>216738033
LOL

using 100% of my willpower to not goon right now

you don't scare me, dad

>>216738050
crisp

what did he mean by that?

>>216738022
remember listening to him during my rorke phase.

>>216738069
grim, really really grim

>>216737964
you get out of MY country

>>216738103
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

>>216738103
getting some slightly gay vibes from this post

arli'

get the reggies posted

Fuck this i'm taking the drugs.

imagine throwing away your nordic genes for this hairy mutt

>>216738133
what a wondrous creature

>>216738171
pregnant women in established labour be like

>>216738092
got the evola speech up the other night, bought the book by edward dutton but haven't bothered to start reading it

yeah but what about palestine?

>>216738206
>>216738206
>>216738206

>>216738172
she's a nice looking lass, what's the problem?

>>216738103
Mousey be like

ok im gonna
jerk my cock


to this!!!!

>>216738060
For me it's plebgate