Thread 216739742

so this is yhe newt

are new

20 years since Eddie Guerrero died, lads

have a good idea for a new but i keep forgetting to make it

is nepotism legal in the UK?

He can't have much longer left

looks like it’s happening then

>>216739800
>my excellent xl nappy

>>216739801
Will be used exclusively to kill whites btw

they're making a movie for yhe binble

>>216739801
rorke acting baffled when the state starts executing white men for shoplifting while mgubu continues to get mental health orders for butchering kids

>>216739801
bring back hanging
i'd rather be killed by a firing squad than jailed for life in all honesty. if i committed crimes apart from accidental student loan fraud.

umdiepio >.<

>>216739801
get similar numbers for deporting all first-generation immigrants but that ain't happening

twitch protogf said my username last night. i guess you could say we're getting pretty serious.

Wow so they're saying I can't post when all ive done is make good posts and other posters just spam the thread without a ban? Who even runs this site? Stupid nannies need to wake up and actually get rid of the idiot posters who are making the thread worse for everyone

*vibrates into thread*

>>216739801
yeh because the government are well known for listening to the public

>>216739842
You can not.

avatar use

>>216739857
good album that

smoking a bit of cannabis indica if you could believe that

>>216739801
to all Londoners no less

>>216739850
remember when you said you were going to sort your life out and get a gf. that didnt last long LOL

Mad how democracy means the opposite of what most people want

>>216739850
>all ive done is make good posts
doubt.jpg

>>216739857
HIT THE LIGHTS

And now they come out with their stupid posts and the jannie does nothing yet I make one post and the jannie bumfucks me because he hates me and let's everyone else spam the thread without recourse

>>216739800
this whole thing is a fetish to him

>>216739801
You should adopt the guillotine honestly.

>>216739895
*loud reggae starts playing*

she looks displeased by this turn of events but in a cutesy, instagrammable way way

>>216739895
just combusted a bowl of the devils lettuce myself, reckon it's time for a bit of Battlefield 6 now

>>216739935
this post is off-topic btw, yet to see one of these so-called "good posts"

DUDE WEED LMAO

>>216739800
thought he was posting his nob again but i think it was just his finger placed there by chance

>>216739742 (OP)
so this is brep

>>216739953
gdod lad

>>216739857
for me it's no remorse

>>216739800
the incel nappy wearer fears the seasideCHAD who just pisses himself on the pier

Ok but winding up mousey is really fun and incredibly easy because he’s so retarded

*walks up to the "Hours Without A Melty" counter and changes it back to zero*

What is 'the topic' of /brit/

>>216739962
I'm just having the promised meltdown. Let me be

>>216739800
getting fatter by the day so he is

ahaa great stuff

>>216739945
https://youtu.be/4KL6IjfwcfI

ah today I will compose a jazz piece in E mixolydian to communicate my confused feelings regarding the coffeeshop proto-gf

need to win back a bit of respect from the toilfu so I've bought her favourite chocolate bar for tomorrow

>>216739969
that image of semen dripping from his erect nob while he stares vacantly at the wall is permanently etched into my brain

wonder just what the thought process behind posting that was

>>216739801
I support it so we can hang fascists like Rupert Lowe

>>216739985
British culture
not history, not current political events, not just the front-page of the BBC/reddit
it's things we've actually experienced while being British people in Britain, hence why /r9k/ refugees and JFs cannot physically post on-topic

if life were a clock (24h), divide your age by three to see where you are

>>216739994
medications and ready meals will do that

>>216740027
i don't think we'll ever know, the finest minds could study him and come up empty. still no clue what incident got him in hospital the first time.
being in constant care is doing him good though, he clearly wants it.

>>216740041
british culture doesnt exist

Minimod cancer and a melty

>>216740059
yeah mate. unlike india the life expectancy in the uk isn't 45 years so it doesn't quite work

>>216739838
iPhone face is accurate and surprisingly funny for a woman, she must have heard a man use it.

>>216740032
Is this the kinder and gentler politics, leftypol?

>>216740100
kek

how the fuck is he still allowed access to a phone and social media though, it can't be good for his menul elves to still be doing that
and what do his family think seeing him post pictures of himself in a nappy and getting hurtful replies from randos

in 10 years Tim will be considered one of the greatest British actors of all time and he'll even win an Emmy for his role in a gripping BBC drama show about being a detective who solves murders
what I'm saying is that Tim can still turn things around

was are tim a /brit/ poster or what

>>216740140
kek this is me

>>216740072
disrespectful of other cultures then

>>216740071
There's nothing wrong with him though.

>>216739895
wouldnt mind getting a thc vape but i dont want to get back into cannabis smoking.

>>216740134
no

>>216740115
Who said anything about kind and gentle?

>>216740006
British culture

>>216739800
you've edited this, he's not that fat

>>216740100
we didn't know how good we had it. oh to be back in that golden age again. I didn't socialise at all in uni because I was so compelled by /brit/

What's iPhone face then I don't keep up with memes any more

hold me now, I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking

>>216740145
seething because he gets more sympathy here than that dole waster you're constantly sucking off

>>216740156
What else did your boyfriend say to you?

>>216740181
fucking guess, it's not hard

>>216740134
No

Tim is a /Britfeel/ gimmick that is forced here by Helper once, a notorious /Britfeel/ paedophile who also lives in a care home and wears nappies.

Ukrainian drone operators in Mirnograd were executed

>>216740182
Thinking about what?

>>216740168
yeah thats why, its not because you were a speccy insecure virgin.

>>216740218
ktim

Here comes the story of Tim James Byrne
The man the authorities came to blame
For posting pictures of his cum
Put in a hospital but one day he coulda been
A citizen of the Staaaates

>>216740204
thanks for posting gore bud. lightened up my day

>>216740199
the current britfeel OP image has seasideMARK in it, not tim

>>216739985
ugly blokes pretending to be women

Mental how unlovable I am lol

>>216740165
sncjayag

>>216740278
ktim

>>216740204
grim creatures

>>216740181
when an actress has fillers and cosmetic surgery and modern eyebrows, and so she looks too modern and out of place and ridiculous in a period drama

>>216740258
whenever I think I've been wanking too much I remind myself that people like this exist

Remember trannies? What a weird few years that was.

im a coal burner

>>216740181
Wears excessive makeup, pouting lips full of filler, manicured bows and eye lashes. Looks good on instagram selfies taken on an eye phone but is unnatural and rather repulsive when you see them in person.

screaming at this yank retard

>>216740305
me when someone tries to sell me on gas bbqs

>>216740323
ktim

>>216740329
kek this is me

>>216740293
you sayin big furry tits arent wankable??

>unnatural and rather repulsive
ktimmers

>>216740354
ktim

>>216740317
hank hill seething

so that far away starbucks i accidentally ordered from mucked up my order, pastries missing, plus i only got one red cup when they should have given me two

i truly suffer in my country

>>216740199
You are a literal /britfeel/ transplant and the fact that you even know what goes on over there says it all.
You're also a tranny so probably a paedophile yourself, who wishes to be a woman and you cut yourself and have failed at the one thing you actually should do, costing you the biggest contributing to society (serving sausage rolls in Greggs, to match the sausage you wish you didn't have between your legs).

>>216740354
kek that is you

Yanks shouldn’t be allowed to post in this thread honestly. They’ve got their own thread. Canadians and Australians/New Zealanders I can allow because they’re basically English

>>216740324
>>216740334
little autistic nigger creatures

>>216739801
will only be used to kill rorkes while niggers run wild

>>216740400
seems there is raicsm in your post outside of /b/
guards!

>>216740400
stfu chudstralian

>>216740365
Erm, I already said I was going to have a meltdown this thread, how about you wait your turn

>>216740395
:3

just filter yanks
not hard

>>216740395
ty daddy

>>216740400
you used 3 words that guarantee a laugh out of me

eating nigger shit

new creps lads

test

>Canadians [...] because they’re basically English
lol

>>216740453
I had them filtered for months due to the sheer amount of god awful posts they make but it gets a bit boring

>>216740468
which ones were they

>>216740258
image of this but its on a boner pills box and on the other side there is an unironic clipart ruler next to a gigantic dragon breathing fire with an erection and its part drragon part those things from starfox that do rape or whatever, and the name is something about being able to rape forever

massive L for leftypops

>The belief that certain Islamic doctrines and practices are problematic, and should be open to criticism, has for the first time been recognised as a protected belief under the Equality Act 2010, in a case that may yet spell the end for the broad, ill-defined notion of ‘Islamophobia’ that has taken root across British universities,

all units be advised, we believe rorkeychops and leftypops are in your AO

>>216740514
actually fucking crying

ever get when you're around an autistic and they blurt out something to a bird that's so terribly autistic that you feel bad for them?

The last time I had sex there were still covid restrictions in place

lush

>>216740514
Wedgly Walsh

>>216740577
what's your problem
do you understand why no one likes you

mad how nobody ever talks about the x-files or everybody loves raymond anymore, they were practically an institution around the turn of the millennium

shabba woo

>>216740563
i once shouted "shut the fuck up" at what i thought was a bird but was a little kid with one of those whistle pops walking about with his mum.
felt horrible. shouldn't have even said that if it were birds.

you can say whatever you want to women if they want to fuck you and it doesnt matter, except for
things which insult their person
random things they give a shit about
those things where if you say it there is bound to be (her) in a room someone that has had it happen to them like dads getting cancer if they are lower class

>>216740639
OK

Thoughts on Total Zigger Death as an ideology lads?

>>216740518
no dragons

>>216740612
yank telly, not a thing

>>216740651
it's extreme but understandable.
lots of russians are nice.

We fought in Afghanistan to protect your freedom.

>>216740204
*murders POWs*
*bombs civilians*
*tortures women and children*
Look everyone, we're the good guys fighting evil HATO mercenaries

wish i had photoshop

>>216740660
everyone remembers other yank shows from around that time like seinfeld and the sopranos

Choosing to live as a gay man

>>216740563
Never been around women so no

Halifax one keeping toby in check

the simpsons followed by fresh prince
you also got malcolm in the middle if you were a tarq with sky

>>216740639
this isn't true. i say things that insult women all the time and it doesn't change if they want to fuck me or not. i also say sexist things all the time to feminist-y types, like saying "big girl's blouse" and other innocuous shit that feminists get offended by" and they still talk to me.

>>216740701
also not a thing, sorry

>>216740673
>lots of russians are nice.
They're not.
They're duplicitous, greedy, callous subhumans.

>>216740683
ty daddy

Friday night
Rotisserie chicken from Asda
Robot Wars

next frame should be her getting mating pressed

>>216740711
I mean talking shit about single mothers to a single mother

>>216740612
The only entertainment zoomers and gen A consume is "LOL the black man shouted and made a funny face!".

>>216740722
liar

think god just plays a joke on you sometimes. spent an hour and a half looking for my wallet, phoned shops id been to to see if it was handed in, drove to my office and came home and looked everywhere then i looked behind me and it was on the kitchen table where id literally looked twice already

Most young men these days watch bussy p*rn. I’m not kidding, femboys are mainstream now.

>>216740753
by me

>>216740711
not things which are naturally masc like why that wouldnt work desu#
but women do stop talking to people because of what they say for sure I think

how it feels being an umbunny when the thread is talking about scary stuff >.<

I like the sweet and salty cashew granola bars.

>>216740806
sex seeex

>>216740753
POV of me forcing my willard down her pipehole, holding her stupid twintails like handlebars, my pubes stuck between her two front teeth

>>216740730
i've known more than a few personally. some would fit that, they probably support the war now, and some i know definitely support it. but i also know quite a bit that are against it, but they're stuck in a shit situation.
yeah their attitude of "the best *XYZ* is in russia (sushi, navy, pizza for some reason) exists, but russia is still a country of people.
broken, brainwashed and attacked people, but still people.

>>216740806
insane post

>>216740757
i'm a millennial and people have been worshipping niggers since i was a kid, but now being a wigger seems to be basically the default

mousenonce has posted about dog penis today

Staying up late to watch Raw on a Friday night
Waking up at dinner time and watching Smackdown

>>216740754
ive done that before without an issue. granted i didnt know she was a single mother when i said about single mothers raising criminals, but still.

>>216740787
maybe they do but ive never experienced it. they definitely talk about people behind their backs but why would i care what someone says behind my back? especially a woman.

the french are a vile people

>>216740773
that's so 2018

>>216740846
Six-seven XD
The black man shouted a new thing!

>>216740831
>broken, brainwashed
You're literally Polish anon pipe down

>>216740859
dont like stepdads...

67

>>216740806
as an Umgorilla I urge you to be strong and powerful like me

Powerful read

Mental how gen A culture is entirely just a yearly rotation of black men shouting a new word they all adopt and spout like zombies

>>216740842
Howlering

>>216740914
>me me me
>I I I
>please think about ME
>here's what MY life is like
bunch of faggoty women

>>216740831
Even the ones against it are subhumans.

>>216740916
That's every generation

Lads in Year 7 programming their Sony Ericsson with a chiptune version of In Da Club

>>216740910
good post

give me one thousan dollars

>>216740816
nature valley? got 2 boxes of them in the pantry rn. peanut and almond are good too

>>216740951
Not really

dtfic getting his nails manicured

>>216740883
i'm british, that's why i post on /brit/
what's your reason?

>>216740984
shut up

>>216740916
tiktok is the most powerful propaganda the chinese ever came up with. it has little girls dancing for men, random people giving out "the news" to everyone else that's just entirely made up half the time, it's got women making memes about their dead babies, got men scrolling through non-stop noncery and all of that while condensing the attention span of the next generation smaller and smaller and smaller.

it's insane it still exists.

>>216740914
*continues to vote straight Democrat and demand more third-world immigration*

>>216740827
you thought you hit me? heh that was just my afterimage

>>216740910
laughed at this

>>216740984
stop posting

>>216740998
you shut up, grouchy

Some of the goons ive had on tiktok are brazy

>>216740999
>it has little girls dancing for men
that's not what I have on mine

Might download Tiktok

>>216740992
I still remember being a teen watching smosh and repeating their stupid jokes with my friends. Nothing's new under the sun.

>>216741035
*runs over you with a truck*

Gooned to Annie Zheng on tiktok literally hundreds of times
Not a great face but cracking set of tits

>>216741030
make me

>>216741046
i wasnt talking about yours, was i mate? i described something that exists on the platform.

>>216741083
Fucking um

>>216741059
Did you miss the BLACK MAN part? Fucking retard

keep seeing middle aged men walking around in tracksuits which didn't used to be the norm

>>216741083
umdiepio
umdiepio

stop, don't touch me there,
this is, my no-no square

wrongun

Black people used to have names like Ian and Clive
Now they have names like Zaf and Ugochuku

>>216741111
No I didn't but it's not about the race of the person coming up with the silly joke is it? Like do you really think they wouldn't act the same if their idol wasn't black?

refreshing to hear someone screaming in german

>>216741162
Zoomers worship black men as Gods

>>216741083
ahhhh breeeding sex sex sex plapl plap plap plap get fucking pregnant you weird rat thing!!!!!!!

um, nani the fuck?

um

>>216740204
seems like executing POWs isnt something you should make photographic evidence of

Getting pissed off at folks who won't sharpen their kitchen knives

>>216741064
*jumps aside gracefully and watches you hit a moose*

Cole Palmer, take a bow, son

mental how no u worship black men

ok so this is rorke

Toilberg won't go home
Just go home to your big house mate

Oooh heeey ye the MI5 pedo protectors! MI PROTECTION TEAM 5! Get a stiffy from a lil bloke! We jump to the rescue ooooh heeey yyeee god save the queen!

>>216741219
They do more than taking photos. They film it and share it on social media. It eventually turns up on the news and every Russian is like cлaвa Poccия foaming at the mouth at the thought of killing more ukies

>>216741282
what james bond gets up to when he's not keeping up the facade in cinema

fodenbunny is the leader of the umbunnies btw
i dont know who leads the umchickens

>>216741304
You're the leader of the boring freak squad

>>216741304
rarity

>>216741335
UM x

Plunging a toilet wand straight into my asshole.

John Higgins, take a bow, son

>>216741304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0

>>216741371
xx

having a cigarette and then goink to bed :3

young
tights

umpickles under investigation for reported war crimes and execution of POWs

Does my head in how much of an effect women have on my mental state. Can do nothing but avoid them entirely. Worse than incel, I'm an emotioncel

Putting a lit cigarette on my bed before going to sleep

Cheating bitch

rorkes mate
your creps are dead

>>216741454
for me its smoking with my eyes closed int he dark...oo la lá

I've put it off long enough

it's time to go to sainsburys

Racism is BACK

>>216741479
kinky

Are you tired of "China is gonna collapse" retard journalists too?

>>216741466
You know I'm on my crepe ting

>>216740806
this post was so crazy

>>216741515
not telling

>>216741515
every pundit predicts one of the big powers will collapse
im over it already

maresex

i'm voting for noone
i'm conceding my vote

>>216741417
fuckin sceeAMIN

>>216741561
how

where’s gorpheus?

>>216741417
Muffin dog

>>216741627
no one gives a shit who that is stfu

>>216741466
leftypol to rorke on pancake day

>>216741614
it's perfect

>>216741664
thanks :3

the crazy cunt's only gone and done it

>>216741679
buy an ad

i might just post the mice

>>216741457
alri mccready

haven't gotten many (You)s today. a poor showing from me.

don't like it getting dark so early, feels like the day is already over

*runs through the back of the thread*

whats the best way to get (You)s?

Dadberg wouldn't let us get sky cause he thought the satellite dish looked ugly

cup pup
mug dug

>>216741679
no gary!! not the soi face

>>216741805
link a funny thread pretending it's the new

>>216741817
he still married your mum though

>>216741849
don't do this please it's very stressful to posters and sometimes results in heart attacks, and expensive vet bills

>>216741679
he is so insufferable these days

>>216741733
Here, have one, fren

>>216741880
"he" is not a thing, buy an ad

>>216741851
Wasn't strapping my mum to the side of the house was he

the multiple garies eat.

i *clap* love *clap* wine

>>216741805
go on /v/ and say literally anything

*raises an eyebrow*

>>216741805
>>216741987
you can argue about pissing directly into the water (chad) vs pissing on the sides of the bowl to minimise spray and noise (virgin).

>>216741881
thanks mate

Doing a controlled demolition of mousey's caravan

>>216742029
>>216742029
>.
>>216742029
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