Thread 216742029

Chinese torture

>>216742056
Japanese witchcraft

Well, Rorke?

GORPHEUS IS FIGHTING GNEO!

Horibl þred.

>>216742098
sugoi oppai desu ne

>>216742056
fodenbunny

second poo of the day flying out my arse

mad how desu ne is just init desu ne init?

Cloggy has his own thread on the 'log

So, what's going here then?

>>216742199
i dont give a fucking shit nigga

>>216742199
what's he up to

>>216742098
ummy mummy

>>216742222
>>216741744
His usual boring shite

>>216742222
posting 'bc 'orn

>>216742199
Yeah I noticed he was posting blacked on a blue board under his NL flag

Blacked On A Blue Board was the name of my third album

it was a minor hit in germany

timmy quoting shakespeare in the breakroom

Going out to catch up with a couple lads I've not seen in 2 months in a bit.
Many cans to drink, maybe order a cheeky runtslop

mum found out the bradley folder

mums burned potatoes again

good afternoon everybunny!!

cut my diddyblud life into pieces this is my last resort

>>216742381
um hi

There missus just sent me this
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216741744

>>216742360
owari da

>>216742369
Why are Russian women such lying whores?

>>216742381
It's almost evening...
You're on thin ice lad, got my eye on you.

>>216742357
You can tell them about all your /brit/ posts

>>216742369
takes the piss

>>216742415
She didn't though
That was your autistic brain who did that

let me guess
ur “scared of women”
i look like i’d ruin ur life
u think my eyes r pretty
ur “literally” batman
u loveeee deftones
u want a tattoo tour
and u wonder if my piercings hurt

>>216742369
she requires arse correction

thougts?

>>216742415
*checks flag*
yeah I'm not clicking that sorry

>>216742467
That dance made me seethe

>>216742467
Fat, ugly and cringe

>>216742467
one word: lardarse

any time I get a little touch on the arm or shoulder from a female colleague I get a hit of dopamine, is this what having a gf is like

>>216742436
There used to be 4th one of us but he went off the rails and is on curfew at the moment I believe so will be getting the scoop on that

>>216742490
didnt ask for your tinder profile

>>216742514
No, cumming in a woman is what it's like

>>216742467
bet she would love to help my willy into her big anus

>>216742467
autism lanyard/10

cat playing different instruments on the porch at midnight

know what makes me laugh? when i see someone on twitch show up into a stream that has a woman in it and they start trying to "subtly" talk about the woman's body. it just amuses me to no end. like someone coming into a long stream and being like "wow, 9 hours?! that ass must be so sore!" or something.

Rorke was exempt from wearing a mask because he's a spastic

>>216742467
the real employed woman

well this was a fucking lie

Elon's Musk

never getting vaXXed btw

i have to get to a computer terminal

it's not easy being cheesey

>>216742550
Poo screaming
Those freaks actually think the female might show them their arse or something, what goes on in their heads you have to ask.
Detached from reality surely

>>216742550
>>216742620
samefag

>>216742620
I think they're even just trying to get it read out loud or acknowledged, like some bird's gonna look right into the camera and go "oooo you're right, my ass is so sore, anon55881" so they have wank material.

sometimes ill just eat a carrot

timmy found his grandfather's bayonet, cut his finger, still sharp

>>216742605
asf on the ropes. this is all true btw. picts were brown trannies until the gaels showed up and shagged all the non-tranny women until the picts went extinct and only the mighty white, straight gael was left in scotland.

>>216742691
um

>>216742691
ktim

>>216742550
in the vtubers threads they say stuff like "i want to sniff her chair" or "she's pissing in my mouth" whenever they go afk

good GOD man our food is fucking DOGSHIT

>>216742662
Alri schizolad?
>>216742672
Deranged behaviour for sure.
When man like me slides into the DMS, he goes hard you feel me?

>>216742727
the famously british food of "pizza"

grrrrrr so annoyed

>>216742742
nothing more british than pakipizza actually

How many escorts have you shagged lads?

>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at uni
>tfw got 8 people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through the university

felt good improving the lives of others

>>216742605
ayo hol up

>>216742727
State of those pizzas, pretty much just bread.
What's the black shit in the royal pizza packs, is that caviar or summit?

>>216742714
>>216742550
How do you know that?

>>216742774
did you finally feel like a tough guy when you did that, like you could live up to your father’s expectations?

>>216742774
>8 people arrested
any students?

>>216742792
i watch mtg early access streams to see how the upcoming set looks like in action.

>>216742791
you think some munchy box squalor shithole is selling fucking caviar?
lmao

>>216742774
good lad

>>216742791
Looks like basil and some burnt crust

... tea time again and it's tea wearing my excellent glasses and virtual glasses try-on watching Escape to the Country on BBC one London on my TV via puck in home ...

>>216742774
Alri grassland?

>>216742727
why cant these places just make one good food instead of many frozen pieces of shit

>>216742727
>orders dogshit beige goyslop
>wtf why is our food so bad?

>>216742810
Wow okay nerd

>>216742849
me when the missus suggests a trip to centre parcs

>>216742863
we'll see who the real nerd is when rachel riley shows up at my next mtg tournament and i stand about 20 feet away awkwardly staring at her with a wide grin and not knowing where to put my hands

>>216742774
Based

>>216742818
Says royal on it innit

>>216742847
>61 tabs

>>216742847
tim is actually an actor. he's playing a character like alan partridge.

Lads can I still be a good national socialist if I'm 3.8% English and get a little paki to deliver me a massive fuck off curry?

>>216742381
hii!!!!! I was summoned because of this

gonna be pissing it down where you are?

>>216742926
Mental. I start getting uneasy if I have 8 open

>>216742605
me on the left

going glasgow on monday. any you lads been to glasgow? bet it's a shithole.

>>216743001
mental how AI did this

>>216742993
go meet mousey

>>216743001
he must have been absolutely fuming

>>216742993
Yeah been plenty of times.
Some proper shit places there. It's my least favourite city in Scotland.
Why are you going?

>>216742993
I live near Glasgow. Yes it's a shithole

>>216742993
aye, everyone actually does drink tennants

>>216743056
>Why are you going?
Brand New concert

>>216743062
Where's a good place to get munch at like midnight?

anyone got that catberg helicopter helmet webm

sexy rabbit...

>>216743098
yes thanks for asking

>>216743098
Yeah. Do you?

>>216743094
Id say depends whereabouts you are.
If you're near the centre there will be tonnes of takeaways open for runtslop

>>216742098
fucked that I'll never bang those against my head like an autistic kid having a meltdown

you couldn't pay me to go to glasgow

>>216743098
hehehhe found it

>>216743094
>Brand New concert
Kek what is it 2017?

>>216743178
im not paying you

>>216743144
Got one of these where I live and all.
They can't all be the best though, can they...

mental that mi5 groomed shamima begum into joining isis

>>216743133
>>216743167
*clacks your puny little incel skulls together like a pair of coconuts*

here's another bee

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GUeg-y1h_Zg
sex sex
SEEEEEEEX
I have never meant any sexo more than this, EVER

Was at the pub last night, friend brings another friend who's a woman

We were discussing Halloween and she said she went as Jessica Rabbit
Got a photo up on her phone and showed everyone except me

Wtf??

>>216743199
no, because they actually broke up in 2017 so there wouldnt be a concert in 2017

>>216743211
mental how fit she is

NEED to stop arguing with people on Twitter but I just can’t because if I stop replying then they have WON

>>216743244
done him

>>216743189
thanks lad

>>216743221
I'd say he's appropriately dressed for the Christmas markets :)

Anyone remember the total shitalian death poster?
Whatever happened to him?

>>216743251
disregard that and acquire followers

>>216743270
Got his 23andme back and had to practice what he preached

barm pooshire

>>216743240
maybe she thought you were an incel

>>216743240
Didn't want you to jerk off to it later

>>216743274
Literally have 11 followers m8

>>216743294
the internet raped your brain

where’s gorpheus?

ww1 was the maddest war ever. millions and millions of young men dying for absolutely no fucking reason whatsoever. perhaps this was the ZOG starting point

>>216743348
bit of a weird reply but it hasn't

Quality of the thread noticeably plummets when australians go to bed

It’s so fucking over …

>>216743390
nearly pissed all over my mattress watching these monkey gets sucked into volcano vids on youtube

>>216743390
rorke's battlyhole's POV when he farts

Creating a weather machine and spawning hurricanes in the hood

Erm I was told we finally got rid of you Britfags, why are you still here

>>216743416
HOWLING, how are you so creative heathermong?

>>216743406
it'll take 15 years and cost 10x the budget

car crash on my street. some new 2025 Renault all banged up. And yet the 2009 Renault Clio of mine continues to run.
Life lesson there for you lads x

*pets the /brit/bunnies*

>>216743452
nothing ever happens

>>216743406
WELSH POWERHOUSE

>>216743474
crying

>>216743304
She'd be right but it's still pretty rude no?

>>216743322
I wouldn't do that

>>216743406
>steffan messenger
come on now

Anyone else can't wait when in 5-10 years, the internet is flooded with Pajeets making AI videos?

>>216743406
How is this bad? Nuclear is a great source of energy and it'll provide jobs to rural Wales

>>216743406
will be useful for when we go independent
bravo

>>216743406
Greens BTFO

>>216743406
every single job for it given to indians and nigerians who will all stay when its built

you were always on my mind
you were always on my mind

hello umbunnies, how was work today

>>216743528
internet is over
im already half way out the door. all i do online is download my podcasts to listen to at toil and download movies to watch when home from toil. ive been banned so many times from here that i know i can go a month or 3 without posting

>>216743530
Anglesey is only one of 2 counties in Wales where more than half the population are first language Welsh speakers. This brings 9000 jobs, 2000 jobs for local people and 7000 jobs for people who are going to be brought in, say an average family size of 3 that’s 21,000 people moving in. It’s over

>>216743530
chernobel innit

>>216742931
>national socialist
You could always try having non-virgin ideas instead

oh the pretty bird thing was relating to "one flew out the cuckoos nest" hehe :3

LOL

>>216743610
no not really
zero people died from radiation in that jap explosion
https://youtu.be/bCbms6umE_o
russians were just lazy so they had a reactor room made of cardboard
futuristic designs have huge superconcrete around the chamber in the west, so if an explosion happens, the debris is contained

period all over my face and let me sleep in it and wash it off in the bath the morn while im spasticated

remember when he had an almighty toby tantrum last night when 4chan didn’t get banned?

i don't know why the government wants to block us from 4chan when we're just hanging out and not hurting anyone

im going to be a doctor (OB/GYN even) and I think there is nothing wrong with incest and getting your family members pregnant

>>216743684
QRD

>>216743711
not a patch on a lovely tranny cock

>>216743711
put peanut butter on it
or just go "HAY!" or that and "RORKE!" and just be like this

>>216743684
Yeah now he’s back desperately trying to get our attention for hours posting edgy stuff and getting angrier and angrier over being ignored. Probably another melty due shortly.

>>216743756
fucking UM

right well

>>216743711
Fucking el, would devour that like piranhas on a pork rib

a woman's fanner. on a fucking BLUE BOARD.

mouse haters in shambles

Mad how most fannies don't look like that
That's why I'm an anime man

need to be collared and she can fuck me infront of her friends desu if she wants, im dogge
because you know like how girls do that

you don't belong on /brit/ (or 4chan at all) if you never had an anime phase

it's so easy when you teach

mad how ofcom has blocked 4chan

need to go play League of Legends and go get a double kill in bot land while my braless girlfriend fetches me a sandwich (not asked for)

mad how i'll never have a gf with a pretty fanny like that

just did some pull-ups and pushups
or 'press-ups' as you'd call them

>>216743843
guy on the right has had mens willies inside his anus

>>216743861
Instead you’ll spend all day on 4chan as usual

>>216743797
fuck are you lookin at

when you see an oriental fanny in JAV it's all black and brown. no wonder they censor it

>>216742029 (OP)
Why is this monster still alive?

in the mood for a roast beef sandwich

reckon i won't be clicking on that image thumbnail, just quietly

and for no reason at all millions of men started wearing dresses and taking hormones

weird how this thread is basically always mental

>>216743880
how does a fanny end up looking like this anyway
women said sex doesn't make your fanny all floppy like that

>>216743935
Mad that

Find it hilarious how most of you lot have never even seen a fanny irl yet you think I have to listen to your opinions on current events, politics and culture as if you aren’t a literal sheltered child.

>>216743903
all those dudes pubes are longer than their dicks
absolute state

i need pussy

>>216743936
This is what most fannies look like after 3 or four shags

>>216743936
just genetics isn't it. like how some men have a droopy ball sack.

>>216743909
bradley walsh spore creature creation tutorial

>>216742993
Yeah the women are gorgeous and the food is ok

>>216743950
i've seen one and it was kinda underwhelming

need a mommy gf who sucks my dick every once in a while wtf?

started imagining my life with a girl who was nice to me at toil
tried to stop it but it just wouldn't let up

>>216743950
Shut it you saggy fanny mong

>>216743966
shut up lmao

So glad I never have to work

>>216743990
scroom

I thank the stars every day that my gf has a beautiful little innie pussy. I would probably still be able to shag her if she has roast beef flaps but I would be significantly less attracted to her and going down on her would be out of the question.

>Driving to the office
>Pitch black
>Driving home from the office
>Pitch black
Haha yeah

>>216743607
Lol good welsh is a dumb language anyway

you're going to be raped

>>216743950
shagging is quite literally the most intrinsic and inherent thing in life. it sits alongside eating and shitting. every single organism on the planet knows how to do it.
i will never ever listen to anything an incel freak has to say about anything. they are not human

had a stranger things meal from kfc, very nice

Harry FACKING Kane

>>216744054
jesus never shagged

>>216744065
sexo

ideal pussy is fat, short lips but meaty, pussy stubble, sweaty, smelly, leaking sex fluids, yes

On this day 30 years ago: BBC 1 debuts Ben Elton's sitcom The Thin Blue Line, the official sequel to Blackadder.

>>216744054
Well said. I’m not trying to be mean but I genuinely can’t take a man seriously if I find out he’s never shagged.

>>216744080
you dont know that

Sure are a lot of sex masters in tonight

hay

>>216743889
looked like a deli counter had exploded

>>216744065
shes fit

Elton's shitcum The Thick White Sauce

>>216744114
Feed horseberg right now

>>216744094
we may never meet but we are brothers

>I genuinely can’t take a man seriously if I find out he’s never shagged.
basically this. my dog is more of a man than they are lol

>>216744114
post his cock already

>>216744137
Me and my dog are both virgins

shut the fuck up you parasite

>>216744114
ridiculous creature

post horsebergs cock

why is allowed to post the horses

>>216743607
>This brings 9000 jobs, 2000 jobs for local people and 7000 jobs for people who are going to be brought in
You've completely made these figures up
It will provide 3000 jobs as per the article and aside from certain highly skilled positions many can be filled by locals

>>216744183
deep sea anemone creature

>>216744183
bet the miss has seen this pov a few times aha x

>>216744194
sent that freak flying

Sorry lads but I've got 750k liquid, millions in assets, and I'm shagging as we speak, so jog on -- but be careful not to shatter your knees when you do so you fat cunt x

>shagging is quite literally the most intrinsic and inherent thing in life
i would think this to myself as damage control if i had sex with a horrible fat woman
in this context the chance of that is high since that describes most of british women
hate to see it

need to fuck a singleslit eyelid gf

>>216743846
Proof

I have shagged but never felt into it. always just stuck in my own head wondering if they were enjoying it

>>216744194
>certain highly skilled positions many can be filled by locals
LMAO, it's anglesey, they're all six fingered inbreds on benefits, there is not a single person on that island with a qualification higher than a btec

>>216744211
face to face with a horse? would imagine so

>>216744277
I accept your concession, monglord

so long as they are enjoying it ^.^

they want sex too peter tatchell told me

sex is very much a luxury. most men in history died virgins, it's not like eating food or going to the bathroom. such a retarded take

>>216744295
face to fanny more like

>>216744339
sex is the most important thing in this universe

>>216744368
virgin belief

>>216744366
need them to groom me into being the house boyfrient

>>216744277
Article says they'll provide training at local colleges

obtained a new dogberg

take me back

>>216744393
beautiful chicken x

find it odd that spiritual holy men are supposed to abstain from sex
don't think they should be shaggers but maybe they could be married to the nuns or whatnot

>>216744382
POV your gf looking over your shoulder because you are a lucky guy with horses and a fit blonde gf

2 hour goon to some vile (legal) stuff

Right so there's just another galaxy besides ours is there

>>216744366
bet they love dogs
filthy animals
the dogs might not be the cleanest either

wellies are hot

>>216744411
never see a fit nun irl do you, but I bet when they were younger they were peng

ummy

ummy

>>216744411
so they can focus on God and not the carnal desires of the flesh

>>216744402
I remember buying these at the corner shop
Shopkeep would give me a wink and say "fatcam" but I didn't know what he was going on about

>>216744366
not one of these girls is the legal age of consent in the United Kingdom, I bet

>>216744411
for what purpose if you believe in an afterlife

women fuck dogs

‘kizza is on the way and it is gonna be LUSH de lids x

>>216744456
yes mate. relatively speaking. it's 2.5 million light years away so it's fairly local

>>216744496
bet they are faggot and what is your random overhanging and constant guilt about hm

>>216744540
>>216744540
>>216744540