Thread 216744540

scouse edish

>>216744558
powerful post

I'm a unibummer

>>216744540 (OP)
this is like the episode of black mirror where the woman is living the same life every day

um x

i remember when I was younger i made friends with a scouser and when I was staying at his house he went to the toilet and his older sister showed me her tits

already maxed out my ISA contributions ffs why havent they increased it to 30k

>>216744587
certified scouse moment. What did she look like?

>>216744585
RABBITS ARE SO CUUUUUUTE

>>216744467
like are nell

>>216744608
ginger, bit of acne, lot of scars from cutting but she was fit desu
still see her around town with her kids

>>216744633
is the dad present?

jacob rees mogged

watching the shawshank redemption you may have heard of it

yeah I could be a horse...

>>216744652
yeah think so sadly

how become die

Leftypol silent, on Do Not Disturb, volume at 0%

gonna "pay it forward" and get alcohol to go make some real mental posts

Diego come back for The Ashes!!!

as always, lets give it a go

>>216744698
i shall work as a boob hypnotist

waiting for the triumphant moment where men everywhere drop their tranny porn and become real men

Getting on the wine
Gonna be feelin' fine
You know I kicked the weed tho
So I aint gonna burn a dime

>>216744722
yeah hypnotise me with your boobs swinging back on forth in my face whoomb whoombh

Reading Plato's apology of Socrates

Wtf is this shite

we need to bring this sort of vibe back for british politicians

>UK economy unexpectedly contracted by 0.1% in September
oops

>>216744752
bet he talks about the forms haha such an autistic freak

>>216744770
sex hehe

>>216744752
greek homos n sheeet

>>216744756
Here you go

PHOAAR

Jacob Rees-PAWG

>>216744805
@vixenp_
Professional goonerbait. All gooner tweets in highlights. All my links below

women fit curves

right that's a woman sucking her own penis

Scousers crying about being victims
Meanwhile saying they are to blame for Hillsborough is actually illegal now
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/hillsborough-law-bill

Dream On by Aerosmith has been stuck in my head all day. From the moment I woke up, in the shower, in work, on my break, and now that I'm back home

EVERYTIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR
ALL THESE LINES ON MY FACE GETTING CLEARER

>>216744917
CORRR WHERE?

>>216744917
where

>>216744870
where his lips at

so this is rorke

>>216745006
nice to see shes started to remove that awful ink

>>216745006
thousand cock stare (with braces, many such cases!)

oo, where?

do enjoy taking these silly pictures

>>216745006
Has her left arm gone all mouldy?

>>216745042
One day he's going to nut you

leftypol let that poor girl get murdered by her parents because he was scared of being called racist.

he did the same with all those young girls groomed and raped for decades too.

evil person

>>216745054
I think that ones a girl

Incel malding in his smelly bedroom be like >>216745031

The Sun is the tank man of the liverpudlian tianneman square hillsborough disaster

>>216745072
done him

right then

>>216745054
um, no
>>216745070
that’s a valack, got two of them and a mare

>>216745042
beautiful eyelashes

the irish and nigerian representatives of england will shortly be kicking the ball

>>216744917
>>216744965
>>216744967
>>216745034
DTFIC heatherbot samefag

mad to think wild horses exist

>>216744626
why does this look ai generated

Wrote a huge essay in work about some Indian woman who's a complaint handler who lied and upheld a complaint about me that was actually about her and almost cost me £500 in lost commision if it hadn't been overturned by my manager

Incompent witch had better be fired for gross misconduct

big day tomorrow for weekend enjoyers

keyboard fell off my desk now the gay porn is on

im ummy x

>>216745158
she's brown and female its more likely to end in you being sacked sorry to say

>>216745170
Does tend to happen

>>216745101
where his teeth at

>>216745158
>Incompent
Incompetent*, too angry to spell correctly

>>216745148
they couldn't drag me away though

>>216745042
hoess

>>216744993
rorke has the red one around his neck, and the blue one around his waist
nasty man !!

My irl name has been mentioned multiple times in /Brit/ today

>>216744788
So far he's just walked around talking to politicians, artisans and poets and annoyed them all by saying he's wiser than them>>216744801

>>216745222
no it hasn't you lying cunt

>>216745222
Danielle Sharton

>>216745187
She's actually in India so it's different

>>216745210
I understood this reference

>>216745222
you sure?

here's the first of the day fellas. to old dh lawrence

thank christ i've got 3 days off my manager was getting on my wick

>>216745158
What reason would she have to lie about you?

fuck the children. their safety shouldn't override my freedom.

>>216745267
read his post again lad

Rorke exposed

I'm also going to be starting voice therapy next week :)

>>216745267
The complaint was about her and she was somehow the complaint handler and she lied about the timeline in order to seem like the complaint was anything to do with me when it was entirely her own mistake on a case I've had absolutely nothing to do with

>>216745307
um

*funky slap bass incidental music*
*establishing shot of /brit/*

>>216745158
really desperate to get some attention about this aren't you.

>>216745307
imagined this scenario but "bottom" was literal, just a floating bum just pooing everywhere

I don’t get it

paying £1100 a month in tax so a bloke in a dress can try and fail to sound less like a man

Treating myself to some chicken and rice pudding

>>216745418
Yet you're fine paying for obese people and drug mongs?

>>216745429
delish

>>216745418
you'd do that even if you were tax exempt tbf

>>216745440
you mean like seasideMARK?

you ever had someone cry in a meeting at toil?
lad in work did it today because of his mental elves

you'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel

>>216745440
think he just said he isn't fine with paying for you matey

>>216745307
yes his name is sacked tranny and eople keep replying to him

>>216745440
why did you assume I was talking about you
interesting!

>>216745467
did you beat him, as you should?

>>216745449
dont get it

>>216745467
I've had a colleague have a full on panic attack before but not seen crying yet

>>216745460
He's disabled you mong

"net zero" is utterly retarded. handicapping yourself for no reason

>>216745467
Should've offered to suck his cock

Dr Gay Porn, OBGYN

/brit/ mourns the loss of Rorke Walsh, who died doing what he loved: sucking on a golf ball

>>216745524
no need to talk in the third person and second person at the same time

fuck them kids

nth for the baddiedem

>>216745467
I literally panic about doing this for some reason

mousey gone to bed after a long day of seething at rulescucking, talking about dog penis and wanting to knot nova scotia one

steamer is leaking again fs

Someone killed themselves next to my workplace today, drowned, and there was a helicopter looking for the body for ages

hate my job but nothing else within 50 miles pays as well (not even close) they've got me by the bollocks

trans niggas fucked in they head

>>216745588
F

good night all

>>216745563
stay tuned for the next episode of Ruined By Tats!

im not going to bed yet
I got vodka, want to get raped
going to bed soon

>>216745563
what was going through her little nigger creature brain while she was sitting in a chair getting those tattoos?

>>216745620
mouse what the hell

l:

glod

>>216745620
:3

SHACK UP
SHACK UP

toil over, time to play some video games

I ound the vicks vapor rub so I will be applying that to my penis before I go to sleep hehe

>>216745662
mental how fit she is

It takes me 10 minutes to sprint to work, it's nice not having to own a car

>>216745692
extremely fit for a you know what

mad how france went all in on nuclear energy and now french citizens pay literally half as much per kWh as us and france produces excess energy that they can sell to neighbouring countries

but yeah lets keep building those offshore wind turbines that need to be scrapped after 20 years

Slaves to Righteousness

15 What then? Shall we sin because we are not under the law but under grace? By no means! 16 Don’t you know that when you offer yourselves to someone as obedient slaves, you are slaves of the one you obey—whether you are slaves to sin, which leads to death, or to obedience, which leads to righteousness? 17 But thanks be to God that, though you used to be slaves to sin, you have come to obey from your heart the pattern of teaching that has now claimed your allegiance. 18 You have been set free from sin and have become slaves to righteousness.

19 I am using an example from everyday life because of your human limitations. Just as you used to offer yourselves as slaves to impurity and to ever-increasing wickedness, so now offer yourselves as slaves to righteousness leading to holiness. 20 When you were slaves to sin, you were free from the control of righteousness. 21 What benefit did you reap at that time from the things you are now ashamed of? Those things result in death! 22 But now that you have been set free from sin and have become slaves of God, the benefit you reap leads to holiness, and the result is eternal life. 23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.

>>216745702
a half-caste?

>>216745692
yeah for a coloured

>>216745699
telling on yourself here mate.

>>216745708
the french built all that shit under previous presidents, if they tried to do that today they'd get nimby'd to death

conficious says, you dont know what you dont know
here is my idea its that you can farm DOWN your secondary stats (you dont want sparks for) with high %chance of failure (97+ percent) and you release this info to the public and want umatubers cope and make up reasons why failing is actually not good when they do this and then sometimes roll high on it and get free stats
this will be the meta soon (I am the gacha emporer)

>>216745699
So many fucking cars on the road now it's mental. Went out yesterday (Wednesday) at 1pm, raining, and there's fucking traffic everywhere. Who are all these knobheads and where are they going all hours of the day? (I don't normally drive at this time it was a one off for me)

british cops...

>>216745467
All the time, but I can't talk. I had an hour long panic attack at my desk, kept working like everything was fine until I couldn't take it anymore and asked my manager if I could step out for a bit and was hyperventilating before I got to the door.

Got 1 (You) this threadm but I'm making my first post of the thread currently
That is quantum physics at play

>>216745618
her aura went up 5 points at least

>>216745638
she's gonna be leng af

>>216745716
a bio-fem

>>216745763
you wouldnt shoot a policeman...and steal his hat

might treat myself to an extra large glass of pomegranate juice

I am 20x more German than I am English, and yet I am unable to claim German citizenship. This is fucking bullshit.

40.4-59.6 dark fruits x vodka mix but if you want to go higher you can do it for free with cherry cola

>>216745782
ah yes the qt to crack whore pipeline

>>216745850
...and I have predicted the meta
this this NOW

>>216745816
>Guff

do really want to fuck a fit tranny

got pere ubu on

paid £14 for all day parking wtf

>>216745782
tragic

>>216745838
she's studying comp sci

guff and glod linked up

Clawing at my skin and screaming like a banshee

>>216745870
>1mom
I want to leave a FOY review in response (ignore the reviews stating otherwise)

oh joy bleeding from my arse again brilliant

>>216745735
don't know what you mean

bumblecloth

>>216745873
I reckon you'd finish then realise you'd just shagged a bloke and feel terrible. Also what if his wilbur is bigger than yours? I'd kms

right so, ofcom showing mercy

warren buffet would not not NOT like keeping half the vodka, so I will go to 70-75 or 80 percent

>>216745880
hahahahah that stomp kick

>>216745928
>Also what if his wilbur is bigger than yours? I'd kms
I'd suck him off

>>216745913
makes sense

wanking to umamusume hentai

I'm a fat cunt on a diet and hate it
Wish I could eat

>>216745904
bloooood blood will come out of my arseee agaiiin

leftypol exposed

>>216745958
noooo the horse trainers banned that!

>>216745875
more like based ubu

>>216745954
no, not a clue what you're saying, how am I telling on myself? you being a mong or something?

>>216745961
same haha, wanna binge so bad rn

>>216745958
TEME, YAMERO

pinkpantheress and rorke linked up

wow use the second option on "get well soon" event to roll for practise perfect
and basically roll for failure < 20%

>>216746011
fucking hell did you really that's fab!

garlic and chips

>>216745880
God this country's so ugly

>>216746037
shut the fuck up

what's the deal with rorke?

have a pit in my stomach, something bad will happen tomorrow

errrr

>>216746058
friady the 13th isnt it

>>216745880
imagine pretending to being "harassed" by that gay thing

>>216746043
imagine the roles were reversed. would he... you know...

>>216746055
mental that i'll never have a gf and experience this

>>216744540 (OP)
Pretty accurate representation of their fan bases desu

>>216745958
sending the capipidem to your ends

>>216746058
have a full stomach, something good will happen tomorrow

>>216746055
who is this?

Any life totally and utterly devoid of love man here?

>>216746112
good chi! beezles nyah

BITCONEEEEEECT

>>216746096
Heid like a brillo pad

>>216746096
All the young zoomer lads where I live have this exact haircut and style

>>216746055
i thought score was only for chunky birds?

su'

>>216746096
luh serbians in for a battering

threw a few spices and herbs from my cupboard together and made a pengers chicken marinade.

>>216745221
>>216745262
dtfic why are you so painfully unfunny

>>216746203
moe'

>>216746224
Throw yourself outside of your front door and make your first ever friend

Hope the Russian escort I saw gets AIDS
She she said she went to university so pretty funny she resorted to prostitution

rorke's irl name is sheldon

>>216746096
He makes more in a week than I make in a year

>>216746224
alri colonel sanders

leftypol in shambles

jeet me! jeet me!

rorke's a family man

how autismo is it to bring your steamdeck on holiday?

>>216746284
No quite based actually

>>216746245
I'll have a shining finger when I'm done with her aha x

>>216746275
Link looking rough

need to watch some porn for a long time but real life

>>216746308
who do you reckon has the biggest knob

just above freezing overnight next week

>>216746055
mental how I can’t have sex

SHINING FINGER!!!

>>216746347
what

new boss is a spiritual jeet
dont know how long i can last here

>>216746275
thank you brave warwickshire police officers

man kicking the ball tonight is it

>>216746361
Domon's signature move, the Shining Finger uncovers the finger joints and coats the hand in liquid metal, concentrating a large amount of energy into it, resulting in a bright green glow. Doing so enables Shining Gundam's hand to tear through the armor of rival mobile fighters. Typically, Domon utilizes the technique to grab the head of an opposing Gundam and crush it, which not only wins the fight but eliminates the fighter from the Gundam Fight altogether. Though the Shining Finger was usually a close range attack, Domon was at times able to use it to fire a powerful energy wave from Shining Gundam's hand such as when he used it to break free of the Gundam Rose's rose net and later to push back a flash flood during his training in the Guiana Highlands. During his first encounter against the Master Gundam, Domon and Rain (who had piloted the Shining Gundam to protect herself from the Death Army and was still clad in the mobile trace suit) managed to increase the power of Shining Finger by performing the move together.

>>216746331
foden's ting

>>216746380
aa

>>216746379
got the arras on ain't i

>>216744626
tried it on with a bird who looked like her in the pub last week
didn't go well at all

>>216746347
Only watched up to ZZ me (not counting WITP and GQux)

its probably safe to put vicks vapor rub on your penis no

>“We probably are going to have to raise taxes - probably income tax - in the Budget” Labour MP Chris Curtis says it was wrong for the party to make a commitment not to raise income tax, VAT or national insurance in their manifesto
fell for it again

>>216746425
yes probably

>>216746425
try deep heat

POLL | Reform lead Greens by 16pts

REF – 33% (-)
GRN – 17% (-1)
CON – 16% (-)
LAB – 15% (-)
LD – 11% (-)

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216746420
i haven't actually watched G
my favourites are ZZ, X, unicorn and 00

When and why did englishwomen stop saying "I quite need a wee" and start saying "gowwannenahvahavaminduhafaslashuvaroitpishtheninnit?!?!"

ALPHA MARE >.<

>>216746491
It's over

>>216746482
Piss
Piss came out of her minge
Again

rachel reeves knickers after a long sweaty day

>>216746426
>They surely can't be any worse than the Tories!

>>216746491
boomer white women are a menace

>>216746457
I never voted before but next election I'll put in a vote for reform

tuna melt and leon waffle fries for my din dins

used to wank with hair gel in my teens

>>216746248
do you want to be my friend?

>>216746560
sounds fucking grim that lad

Delicious Japanese pits

>>216746561
I used Vaseline

Mouse spending his evening getting buzzed on vodka and rubbing vicks on his willy
umm... based?

>>216746579
i would kill you with my bare hands if i could, but the laws of the land prohibit it

19:19

>>216746468
For me, it's 0079

>>216746560
>melt
>for my din dins
you are what you eat

>>216746616
>>216746606

very few people know that fiery jack has a soothing effect on haemorrhoids

addicted to chocolate almonds from costco

>>216746606
Tuberville v Savage (1669), I presume?

drinking and watching coldones desu

>>216746583
Delicious Japanese piss
I bet a Japanese-English be a proper lady and say "I'm sorry to be so uncouth but I quite need a wee."
She would have a kimono with hoopskirts and petticoats but a torso wrap and an elegant fan she spoke behind at all times

she tore out me fookin 'eart

>>216746694
bloody thatcher

>>216746633
left side of my willy is numb, like a bee sting, and my left testicle has contracted somewhat, and I think it's infected piles
whenever I shit my willy pulls in and my arse stings like I've had a spicy curry
went to doctor in november last year because my arse was tingling and I thought it was my prostate so he fingered my hole and said 'all good', but there was some sign of infection response in my immune system but nothing to worry about
been like that a year but I'll soldier on

>>216745692
she's genuinely really ugly i dont know how you can say that

no more heathermong posts after he tried and got banned earlier?

I want to eat the CP ham that turns me CP bothered

reminder to report the BE flags posts

Sir beef burger

need a woman to outright still walk up to me while I stare at her and she injects me in the neck with GBH

I don't have a valid captcha

6-7

you know when or could imagine someone getting caught out sneaking up and just to do it anyway? in reality?

He put his finger in my hole and said all good until
My willy's numb again

>>216746583
why does fiji have our flag on it, do we own them?

6-7

I want AI to take over the world

uaah! I feel all overcome with a fuzy feeling. with love, and warmth!

>>216746882
why

You shouldn’t mess with me.
I’m a very violent man.

>>216746882
Soon lad

>>216746885
dostoevsky ahh post

>>216746887
no personal questions please

Corr

>>216746857
hello do you want a rented bf (asexual and mute)?

>>216746912
how many carrots do you eat

>>216746907
sc

>>216746907
chortling

>>216746560
Nice
I’m doing tendy wraps with salad and sriracha sauce

>>216746922
I had one earlier today actually, what a queer question

I was right though
if you do get an escort, just get one for a week. get one with drug connections. this isnt me-advice (dont do this to me)
needs thousands to rent her for a week else a prostitute isnt worth it. again, this isnt what I want. do not get me a prostitute or go think I have money

>>216746940
i know you did
:)

>>216746913
bit old

>>216746882
Animals are much smarter than we know! Heart smiley emoji
God bless!

>>216746949
You are rather insane

*surreptitiously covers my webcam*

not that I would be against getting a prostitute
and also if you want to do that its fine or whatever. but for me im just not like that (not hating prostitutes as me)
its just dont trust uu. scenario idea: you are a punter and a female PIMP thinks you owe her money (you will pay with your cock!)

>>216746989
shut up

>>216746973
its just that I thought whores cost like thousands of dollars, idk why
if YOU want to go do its its fine. I would tell my son the same. think of it like McDonalds - dont get takeout for 3 months and get a whore instead - pussy instead of takeaway: think of an argument against that. I challenge you to do so

school girl legs tights

>>216747019
You got me, I have no riposte

>>216747003
I am more intelligent, green, lying and righteous than you. I am right - for the great and good - and you are wrong, lowly and like a peasant

>>216746846
*crashes out*

>>216747042
corr

>>216747042
Outrageous!

>>216747072
>>216747072
>>216747072

that's why yui is the best girl in k-on because of her black tights

if the weird square-mouth was a pussy (and I suppose you are wide), then just let me see it too. I need to see the pussy while im poking around in it. please understand I am being fuly generous and it is still scholary poking around in your vagina and not some sex thing (although I love pussy!)

>>216747095
mugi's eyebrows mog

>>216746682
why are you like this?

>>216746457
what are the highlanders planning?