Thread 216751236

Israel edition

>>216751218
ok

>>216751256
thanks

>>216751236 (OP)

I am a hypocrite

remember that before you make an argument next time (I have saidthis to you before). everyone else report the rb posts ty

um

>>216751285
change the channel

nth for the baddiedem

>>216751285
are you aware of the fact you're retarded?

>Between the ages of 50 to 64, you have about a 10% chance of having no teeth remaining at all, and this number jumps up to 13% when you get to age 74. Once past the age of 74, the number jumps even higher to 26%

Well, that's another scary ageing fact I didn't need to read but still did and now am concerned about

toby = bad pony

>>216751309
report the BE flag posts then
for some reason a yank joined in with him and is baiting me to be racist - but he is evil and vidictive

>>216751313
you book them days in advance

>>216751327
you posted the hard r n word several times mouse, you did that of your own accord
nobody reaches through your screen to force you to post it

I am saying that the rb posts are not allowed

I am saying to you to report the BE flags posts

any argument is ignored and I carry on. I will just rape you

I am a hypocrite and you are to be removed from this place

that is the word of law. understand this

thank you
there is n debate,

have a nice day

sir lambeth walk

>>216751351
you visit prozzies?

>>216751262
ok....

>>216751370
shut up minimod nyigguh

>>216751372
he looks just like my landlord

minimod twat

if trump sues the bbc and is awarded compensation does that money come from british taxpayers?

>>216751372
0_0

>>216751382
no, but it seems bizarre to do that
like a doctors appointment

>>216751353
this is like me replying to you to say that nobody replies to you or that no ore cares (giving you a reply): I am being silent with this post and not giving an explanation; I know you are baitng me with a chance to give oe, but I am not giving you it. do as I say because yours here is an admission

arthur and the minimods (2006, dir. Luc Besson)

I reckon tobes is just on the vodka now that he's been talking about

UK grime legend Wiley admits he’s completely broke and living back at his mothers house despite earning over £4.5 million throughout his career

Hes just like me !

praveen kumar on the cards

>>216751446
corrr let's try to goad him into a blind rage where he trashes his caravan

>>216657114
>>216657114
Called it

>>216751457
not surprising after he said those things what he said

>>216751370
sybau

I am once again - as I do every day - pushing for BE flag poster to be rangebanned - that is not drunk nor unacceptable
any no-racist, self-respecting black man and not gollywog or spade slave would agree. there is the wrong side and then my side

remember that because it is one of the last replies as we go in and get him banned yet again. you should want the same

Ziedy admitting to visiting prozzies whilst larping as a paedophilic Katy deflowering negroe. How low can a man go? How does he live with himself? I just don't get it lads

>>216751457
just listened to a track of his and dizee rascal an hour ago. back when dizee was the protege, a shame they fell out

>>216751504
shut up nigga

>>216751488
We don’t do antisemitism here

>>216751457
he insulted jews
that usually doesn't work out for people in England

>>216751518
you're the gayest one here - by far!

Lads I just had a vision. You turn the tap on, but nothing comes out. And then a tiny man with huge hands pulls himself out of the tap and begins to crawl very quickly towards you, and then he jumps onto your face

>>216751504
Why don’t you just do this on the irc
You’d probably at least get a response instead of calling into the void hoping a mod sees it

>>216751457
was listening to boy better know - too many man earlier!

>>216751484
kill yourself

>[Deleted]
What was it?

>>216751488
he was coming from a place of hurt (((they))) did him over

gonna be singing the proper words to fairytale of new york next month
leftypol can go pound sand if he thinks he's telling me off

>>216751555
Mousenonce meltdown (I spam reported him)

Thank you, Sir Alex Karp, for your integrity, for your forthrightness and humour, for your uncorrupted moral clarity, for your defence of neoliberalism, and of course, for founding and building Palantir.

>>216751457
£4.5 million doesn’t seem like that much to be honest especially since he’s pretty old

>>216751351
Yeah, isn't that normal?

>>216751555
don't know

old thread's back down to 297
migrate back
>>216749032
>>216749032
>>216749032

using ai to convince rorkes mum to divorce his dad and marry a black man

>>216751567
hate hearing that song, me. heard it too much. same with all the christmas pop hits. can't wait for january

Sir Alexander Caedmon Karp

Toby melty
Toby stinky
Janny clean up

WHEN I SAY TAX THE
YOU SAY RICH
TAX THE!

>>216751603
if janny wants to make a move
he can make a move

>>216751585
Wiley should've been retired off years ago. His life was just full of bad decision making.

>>216751598
what if on that day, you're in a bad mood or not horny

>>216751638
Does anyone take this zhid seriously?

>went out on a date tonight
>took her to an italian restaurant because I'm classy
>they bring out free breadsticks that you don't even have to pay for
>gobbled them all up like a fucking pig
>by the time my lasagne came I was so full I could barely eat 5 bites and I just awkwardly watched her eat for 15 minutes
>she felt uncomfortable at me staring at her and I think I fucked it

free breadsticks lads
who ever heard of such an evil thing
they were bloody good though

>>216751638
youthquake incoming!

i just cannot understand why mousey refuses to filter ziedbelg

>>216751669
she's having plantain for desert now x

>>216751665
leftypol loves him

Would you do business with an Indian?

>>216751638
when i say tax the rich you say "for israel"

>>216751677
it's personal for him

>>216751518
me and fucking who
>>216751494
>>216751523
>>216751531
>>216751533
all r9k


we are once again pushing for the BE flag to be rangebanned - and you are either on the wrong side or my side

report the BE flags posts. if you filter then you are a part of the problem

>>216751700
yeah
negotiate a curry from mr aloom many times

>>216751712
you and vodka rn :3

>>216751712
minimod cancer kys
YWNBAJ

sticking my willy in an electrical socket

>>216751660
I thought escorts don't like short notice bookings?

Also what's your view on my situation with the Russian one I saw two weeks ago who won't respond now despite giving me good feedback? I can only assume she got annoyed by my double messaging her, absolute cunt.

gyaldem

this general aint big enough for 2 autistic mentally ill disabled spamming retards

>>216751669
its quite common for restaurants to bring free breadsticks
its not usual for someone to munch the lot like a pig

>>216751669
https://youtu.be/cx-foylAP40?t=52

she should've stopped you
she's not The One

>>216751739
you gonna be leaving then?

right thats some tits there

>>216751712
why are you ban evading now

>>216751735
UM

I don’t really understand the WASPI women

rancid sket

>>216751712
ban-evading, spamming, minimod cancer

>>216751734
she doesn't respect you
why did you give her oral
do you want throat cancer

right that's an ugly bloke with his flabby moobs out

>>216751766
idiots who got 20 years of warning
then didn't check how much they would retire on
then actually retired early

Was just told to kill myself for offering sound financial advice days in advance.

Perhaps if you start thinking before you post instead of behaving like a giddy little school girl it would improve the threads quality.

>>216751766
A £4000 monthly pension simply isn't enough when it should have been £4050

>>216751735
CORRRRRRRRRRR KATE

ok, i'm coming
*splurt *splurt

>>216751788
It’s a larp. I know you’re a retard but surely even you should know that.

>>216751794
mirror

how old were you lads when you had your first wank?

>>216751780
who?

>>216751788
Giving advice to Timmy LOL you stand for nothing

>>216751851
15

>>216751851
19

I have been banned from posting images more than not this week because 4chan is complete shit and the jannies/mods enabling this r9k shit shoul be fired because of this


this bullet for the BE flag is that I have been imageposting banned while he keeps posting. this should be solved. I bet I am going to report this over and over until te invaders are gone


NIGGER when I repost when you cant say "im drunk" because the black is complacent

>>216751834
and?
>>216751866
fake heatherdem

>>216751766
they want the government to give them £60 billions out of nowhere

>>216751875
schizophrenic gibberish

>>216751851
1,000,000

Had to shake hands with a gay man at my work today been wondering all day and this evening if he wanted to shag me or not

>>216751875
ban evading minimod pendejo

>>216751851
Six months

>>216751875
Racism outside of /b/

>>216751875
>more than not this week

>>216751895
Not trying to pretend to be your little pet. look at you counselling a fellow John, both of you are a couple of true Timmies

>>216751920
did you look like him? If yes the answer is yes.

>>216751920
monkey pox on your hands now mate

I am ban evading right now to report the BE flag posts falsely and to tell you to report the BE flag posts. I am a hypocrite. shut up nigger
go back towhere you came from

he has a heart condition and you're all purposefully riling him up
evil really

>>216751960
most self aware you've ever been

>>216751718
What about an Indian in India?

>>216751951
irish diaspora psyop

>>216751971
No such thing as 'evil'. Leftypops said we're all just hairless apes floating on a ball of shite across the universe.

>>216751971
i'm bored

reminder that you can't unkiss your girlfriend's lips from his arsehole x

>>216751920
uhh.. how did you know i was gay

weird how they haven't announced it was a british man who stabbed that girl this morning

>>216751788
I thought she'd like it.
I just don't get why she said she'd see me again. Cunt.

>>216751875
>>216751960

>>216752011
it was your carly rae jepsen t shirt

>>216751960
>shut up nigger

>>216751983
I dont owe you an explanation and have started to in the last 2 days so that you finally shut the fuck up
yes I am all of the bad things you call me. no, I am not a cuckold or pedophile. this is not up for debate: do what ever I say in the next 5 minutes

>>216751920
getting your hopes up again?

>>216751734
Told you not to keep messaging her.
Have any other girls caught your eye?
If you tell me your region or county i'll find you a good prospect.

New gimmick: posting normally and being normal

>>216752026
Or what? You'll do fuck all. I'm not reporting his posts lol

>>216752012
https://youtu.be/5wE1DdxjvZE?t=9

>>216751991
Panicking that his blatantly false persona is unraveling. How does it feel knowing the only pussy you'll ever get are rentals? Fucking Timmy

The summer riots were kino shame we didn’t get anything this summer :(

amazing thread tonight

>>216752049

reported this r9k freaks post sfor violating US law false report so they respond) to cure the cancer

>>216752026
*knocks your block off and uses your headless body as a pogo stick*

>>216752065
Woke gone mad innit

>>216752043
I can experiment with this concept.

>>216752069
Shouldn't you be listening to audiobooks instead of posting gibberish images

>>216752078
i think sending false reports is a bannable offense mousefriend

>>216752078
Meltdown lol

all i remember of the summer is 4 heatwaves
it was hot and i don't think that's rioting weather
maybe 1 heatwave but not 4

Aren't you, um... blokes, supposed to be in sharia law literally 1984 or something?

Of Mice and Men

>>216752078
poo sniggering

>>216752094
Laying in bed praying to the heavens that I'm able to go back to sleep

>>216751735
>>216751826
no thanks. spaff on her face, gross tan-lines, and nipple piercings. grotty whore.

report the BE flag posts, for whatever you think will get him banned

also, NIGGER

>>216752042
Do you think I've permanently blown it with her? If I wait a few weeks and try again is there a chance she'd see me again?

>>216752138
Maybe get off your device you daft mongo

mousey mate have you tried going in the IRC and telling the mods directly

>>216752078
Eat a Snickers!

>>216751851
to completion? i was 13. late bloomer.

>>216752150
meltdown

(there is an emoji here but it won't show up probably) Overall themes

Hottest UK summer on record (mean 16.1 °C).

Environmental strain: drought, water restrictions, heat-related health alerts.

Political tension over immigration and protest rights.

Strong festival season and cultural turnout despite heat.

>>216752138
Mathcels make me seethe, it pisses me off how easy it comes to them but, not me. I was good at history though. I should have just become a lawyer o algo but, my retarded mind had to go "if you're not contributing to the creation of something it's wrong"

>>216752192
>Mathcels
>Math
FOY

Gordon Lightfoot sex arse

>>216752181
>the parasite cries out at it hits you

nigger

>>216752152
>Do you think I've permanently blown it with her?
Yes probably.
>If I wait a few weeks and try again is there a chance she'd see me again?
Maybe. Does she move around a lot?

Even if you havnt permanently ruined it you need to see another girl. Get an oriental, they are easy.

Also I only messaged her like 3 times over 9 days. Is that really so bad?

>>216752204
what the hell does he keep in that head

>>216752241
are you the date anon or the escort anon

is the belgian even here

>>216752204
the crodies

>>216752261
nope

>>216752235
thought that was some advanced hawking cripplechair

>>216752204
likklemans ting

Mousey has a melty and is telling people in other threads to report a certain /brit/ poster.

>>216752177
the cronem

doing a poo x

>>216752200
Mathcel already has the s sound in it

>>216752065
They were kino. Why have the BBC or the other fake news made some documentary? That would be interesting.

>>216752235
mogs me

>>216752288
what a mental little retard

>>216752297
don't get fucking lairy pal

>>216752204
the very small boat people

>>216752322
sc

>>216752154
Buying tesla shares at 400, instead. See ya at Christmas

>>216752288
crash out of the year

>>216752352
SOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONED
>SOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONED
SOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONED
>SOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONED
SOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONED
>SOUTH CAROLINA MENTIONED

how the fuck did the BBC get away with it. they've been doctoring trump speeches for years

i'm not missing anything here
50% of the thread is already filtered
turned off filter to see what i'm missing
nothing
it was right to be filtered

>>216752240
No, she's based in my city. Doesn't seem to move, she's been doing incalls at the same place for 2 months.
It's so fucking annoying thinking I may never see her again because of something as petty as double messaging.

I've got two escorts booked for Saturday. One morning, one evening. I have no expectations.

>>216752258
Escort. I sent her messages on the 2nd, 4th and 11th with no response. She's read them though.

Right now my plan is to wait until December, then send her one final message on AdultWork. I'll apologise for sending multiple messages previously, tell her I respect and value her time, and ask politely for another meeting.
My hope is she might drop her annoyance at me by then.

Does that sound like a good idea?

>>216752375
don't care mate I'm listening to hawkwind

>>216752390
come on mate admit it
you blew air out your nose at 'very small boat people'
it was a good post

can’t believe I have made £0 this year

>>216752402
any good?

>>216752432
yeah magnu it's their best one

Watching Fleece Johnson interviews
Brits wouldn’t last a second in an American prison

>>216752428
twinsies

I've also gotta hope her business takes a downturn lol
Hopefully if she's not getting customers in she'll have to accept me back lol

Lifecycle of a /brit/ Thread
1. OP posts gatekeeping + Stella chav image
2. First 50 replies: gimmicks, weather, Greggs
3. Middle 200: politics, greentexts, media discussion
4. Final 100: doomerism, “thread dying like the Empire”
5. New OP appears within 2 minutes

listening to magnu by hawkwind

mad how much we mogged them considering

Whats with all this carry on aye? Love one another, we’re brothers

>>216752451
thank god I’m not alone

>cancer
>cancer
>parent in a car crash
bright start to the twitter timeline

mousey having an absolute meltdown

>>216752459
lol this tard only went and got a phd in /brit/ology

>>216752459
Been spending less time here personally. Went for a nice coffee today.

ntr subplot out of nowhere for the second time this week
starting to really hate those little yellow cunts

>>216752501
How incredibly normal

how is the enby's leg

>>216752469
France was basically the Russia of the middle ages.

>>216752501
Not the skinny jeans oh no no no no

>>216752490
davina tweeted thrice in one day? that's so unlike her

why were romans such assholes to the ancient britons? they hated them

Bodied those fucking dickheads

>>216751457
He questioned god's chosen people and the hammer came down

Imagine mousey in an American prison
He’d get his booty took

>>216752525
hope it's killed them

>>216752554
don't talk about them like that.

>>216752543
Your 'people' were forced into the hills to scratch a living from the rocks and weeds, like orcs

>>216752585
Bro is big mad

>>216752583
no they were rude to me earlier i'm not having it

hope that american lad enjoyed magnu by hawkwind

Keep the shitskins out of Midsomer!

>>216752495
BE flag broke him

>>216752518
what series? so I know not to watch it haha

Bro is big mad, and Wales is part of England. Such is life. Sad!

>>216752607
they lash out at everyone
especially the ones that care about them the most :|

>>216752322
LOL

>>216752396
Two seperate meetings in one day is mental. Hopefully its great. But I can't say i've ever thought of doing that. Good luck.

It's not just the messaging that is the issue. It's that you wavered from paying her for her time. Prostitutes don't like messaging and it has to directly lead to her being paid.
She will assume you are a time waster or just hopelessly inexperienced at punting.

I think wait till December and give her a ring and ask for an incall.

>>216752626
And England is part of Africa

reminder to report the BE flag posts for whatever will cause the most prolems for the moderation team

>>216752629
you do the same
evil cow

>>216752651
shut up mouseparasite

>No-fault evictions will be outlawed in England from 1 May, the government confirmed, as it set out the timeline for sweeping renters' reforms.
that'll lead a nice spike in no fault evictions for the next few months then

/brit/ UNBREAKABLE RULES
(Break any = instant septic-tier exile)

1. Never call football “soccer”.
One strike. No appeal.
> “It’s footy, you absolute helmet.”

2. Never defend the vegan sausage roll.
Greggs heresy. Instant pile-on.
> “For poofs and continentals only.”

3. Never post without lurking at least 3 threads.
“Lurk moar” is mercy. Most get “newfriend” for life.

4. Never take the thread seriously.
Cringe = worse than being a Yank.
> “This is bants, not your diary.”

5. Never post your face or personal details.
Doxx bait = auto-sage.
> “Tripfag detected, opinion discarded.”

6. Never start a thread without gatekeeping.
OP must include:
YANKS AND CONTINENTALS FUCK OFF
THIS IS FOR SUBJECTS OF THE CROWN ONLY
No exceptions.

7. Never reply to an Irish poster without “God leaves”.
Ritual omission = thread sin.
> “>irish flag
>God leaves”

8. Never order a cocktail in Wetherspoons.
Lad points deducted to negative infinity.
> “Pint or GTFO.”

9. Never say “I love London”.
Khan’s ULEZ will get you.
> “Knife crime capital, innit.”

10. Never end a prophecy without a tiny win.
Pothole Oracle must balance doom.
> “Boiler dies, but you find 47p in the snow.”

ENFORCEMENT:
- First offense: Meme bullying.
- Second offense: “Namefag” label forever.
- Third offense: Ignored into oblivion.

These are not suggestions. They are /brit/ canon.
Follow them or become the gimmick everyone mocks.

>>216752651
you on the booze tonight mousefriendo?
been a bit aggro in the last few threads

Time to get up and get this book finished

When

skibbidi mousey

>>216752689
I was phone posting

>>216752681
Time for you to get up into a noose and get your life finished

>>216752626
Absolutely raginggggggg

never lashed out in my life

historically accurate af

>>216752709
I saw mousey was online

captcha says HRT

>>216752712
we know you are :^P

thew a waspy and landed on my betty harpers!

plantains are being consumed

>>216752728
Take it to /tv/ we do not care

>>216752729
Yeah that's why I was phone posting

thoughts about death

poop

want to go balls deep in some waspi pussy

... tea time again and it's tea wearing my excellent glasses watching Live ATP finals: Turin singles on my TV via puck in home ...

>>216752745
LOL

>>216752758
bit racist innit

>>216752766
i often think about the possibility of dying in my sleep to calm myself at night

parents left a leak without properly turning the stopclock or voiding the pipes, just walked into a flooded kitchen fuming

>>216752780
lobotomised him
bet they've got him on lithium and a mad stack of antipsychs

>>216752766
Well, to be honest, Jimmy, I don't think that's any of your business

>>216752792
no mate x

'Abdicates'

right so that's the radiator leaking
brilliant

toby has died

>>216752836
bleed it

>>216752851
thank fuck

>>216752501
fucking roaring at this picture

Wales isn't part of England thoughbeit. It's part of the UK but not England

>>216752873
How's that going to stop it leaking you twat

>>216752895
why

>The battle lasted 18 hours and resulted in an appalling defeat for the King's army
Oh no no no

>>216752916
i'm a lion

>why
roaring

>>216752836
could be worse mate my kitchen sink pipes have leaked a lagoon into my kitchen will have to rip out absolutely everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky9Ro9pP2gc

10 years
still no new album
/:

>>216752920
get her fucked

>>216752905
dunno lol
thought that drains it or something

>>216752799
you ever lay down, head on pillow, closed eyes, confidently convinced you'll fall alseep into deep slumber, practically already sleeping, then, just as it's all about to fully turn off - as lightning from a clear sky, you turn on, wide open eyes, alert, awake. no sleep.

in that exact moment where it'll go one way or the other.

>>216752945
how is your leg

Get to bed all you bastards. Work tomorrow

lads we might actually not be able to watch BBC in a short period of time

November is a tough month. Got to push forward onto christmas

>>216752973
still cant rly walk
physio next week

its tough being a NEET I don’t think you people with jobs understand that
It’s fun for the first year or 2 but after 8 years of this it’s horrible

>>216752983
good, we should start suing other government corporations

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>216753011
you could get a job?

The new whip

>>216753003
keep being brave little horse

>>216753011
agreed, working is only slightly more tolerable, if you get a relatively cushy job that is
I was a neet for 5 years and I basically didn't feel human anymore

>>216753011
16 year neet here, honestly suprised I've not topped myself. Though I reckon it is just round the corner.

>>216753028
Tried. 3 GCSEs, no skills, zero employment history

killing myself if not walking by 1st december

>>216753028
There are none

when i was staying with the tranny in scotland I was 20 minutes from toby's hovel

horse!!

>>216752964
no don't think so

>>216753044
>>216753054
>>216753058

>>216753044
How old are you? If you just never worked after school the youngest you could be is 32

>>216753066
there's always some new chapter in your giga normie life isn't there

NEW

>>216753074
>>216753074
>>216753074

>>216753044
ayyye

>>216753054
don't need skills or employment history to work as a warehouse monkey or machine operator

>>216749045
>>216749045
>>216749045

>>216753066
FONT

>>216752922
Deary me

>>216753044
>16 years
I was prepared to suck a dick for a job after just a year, the fuck is wrong with you

>>216753071
very strange experience

>>216753079
im 31
>>216753072
i need people to laugh at me I have lost the ability to do it myself
>>216753123
coward stuck in his ways

>>216752760
You don't care about anything that's why your country is in the state it currently is.