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Anonymous United States No.216753608 [Report] >>216753652 >>216753664
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
lazy mfers edish

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Anonymous United States No.216753628 [Report]
Thaaaaaank you thread cuck <3
Anonymous United States No.216753641 [Report] >>216753654 >>216753767 >>216754776
im not good at math
Anonymous United States No.216753652 [Report]
>>216753608 (OP)
Niggers o algo
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216753654 [Report]
>>216753641
same
Anonymous Canada No.216753658 [Report] >>216753672 >>216753692 >>216753694 >>216753717 >>216753752 >>216753931 >>216754131
Would you
Anonymous United States No.216753662 [Report] >>216753693 >>216753701 >>216754819
The barneyfag showing that MLP airs after Barney is kinda silly.

I could show you the timeslots with back at the barnyard or pb&j otter or whatever airing after the George Lopez show. It's a fundamental misunderstanding of TV schedules.

>mid isn't ebonics
Yes it is.
Anonymous Germany No.216753664 [Report]
>>216753608 (OP)
Now share all you awesome posts that you saved for the new thread!
Anonymous United States No.216753672 [Report]
>>216753658
depends on what's below the waist
Anonymous United States No.216753683 [Report]
432, not bad. we were kind of testing the cord between laziness and the need for faux socializing. faux-sosh wins!
Anonymous Canada No.216753685 [Report]
I’m severely unpleasant to be around :3
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216753692 [Report]
>>216753658
Are you kidding me? Of course.
Anonymous United States No.216753693 [Report]
>>216753662
Barney is for babies o algo
Anonymous United States No.216753694 [Report]
>>216753658
>painted nails
>posting herself online
Pass.
Anonymous United States No.216753701 [Report] >>216753750
>>216753662
No it's not
I also rarely use it. I'm generally not a fan of zoomie lingo. I just couldn't think of another word to describe an average looking girl
Anonymous Germany No.216753717 [Report]
>>216753658
Ugly skank! But I also would.
Anonymous United States No.216753731 [Report] >>216753819 >>216753831 >>216753843
I'm uber horny rn but all the massage parlors are closed at this point
Maybe I should just rove the streets aimlessly like a horny feral dog in search of a bitch
Anonymous Slovenia No.216753748 [Report] >>216753816
I thought that was a Grateful Dead album cover in the OP before I focused on in
COW'S GIVING KEROSENE
THE KID CAN'T READ AT 17
THE WORDS HE KNOWS ARE ALL OBSCENE
BUT IT'S ALRIGHT
Anonymous United States No.216753750 [Report] >>216753793
>>216753701
"Mid" is literally ebonics. You're delusional.
Anonymous United States No.216753752 [Report] >>216753816
>>216753658
Her face looks weird, nice tits I suppose
s United States No.216753767 [Report]
>>216753641
yet*
Anonymous United States No.216753793 [Report] >>216753822
>>216753750
You're just a seething nigger fuck off
Anonymous Mexico No.216753802 [Report] >>216753849
Americans are fat and violent
Anonymous United States No.216753812 [Report]
i miss whats her name
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216753816 [Report] >>216753911
>>216753748
We were talking about 70s music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnseiOJ2jGQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jboEolwHIIA

>>216753752
I really like a mid face with some nice tits. Also those girls are better in bed.
s United States No.216753817 [Report]
Mexicans are almost as fat and more violent
Anonymous United States No.216753819 [Report]
>>216753731
You could always perform coitus with your hand
Anonymous United States No.216753822 [Report] >>216753834 >>216753850 >>216753896 >>216753900
>>216753793
You use black people verbiage. You're low class.
Anonymous United States No.216753825 [Report]
My life is so boring without the triweekly live streams I would watch for hours
Anonymous Mexico No.216753831 [Report] >>216753878
>>216753731
How much are the massages you would be looking to have?
Anonymous Iceland No.216753834 [Report]
>>216753822
Bro, why you gotta do him like that?
Anonymous United States No.216753835 [Report]
Put that pussy on the phone for a nigga
Anonymous United States No.216753843 [Report]
>>216753731
They're open until 10 you lying jslur
Anonymous United States No.216753849 [Report] >>216753886
>>216753802
i'm skinny and passive. not sure that's better. i feel like the guy you're describing would toss me out the bar's window.
Anonymous United States No.216753850 [Report] >>216754830
>>216753822
Now you're projecting like a nigger too
Anonymous Canada No.216753860 [Report] >>216754847
I’ve been diagnosed with Major Depressive Disorder, which means I am now legally a woman. Who wants sucky sucky, five dorra? Me rove u rong time?
Anonymous United States No.216753871 [Report] >>216753893 >>216753897
about to cook tonight’s chudslop
no idea what I’m gonna make yet
Anonymous United States No.216753878 [Report]
>>216753831
$60-120
Anonymous Mexico No.216753886 [Report]
>>216753849
I just want people to post mexican memes and jacks in response because I'm bored
Anonymous Canada No.216753889 [Report]
>>216753716
>>216753738
>>216753756
>>216753842
>>216753853
>>216753874

sneaky lil niglet
Anonymous United States No.216753893 [Report] >>216753925
>>216753871
do you have any bread?
Anonymous Canada No.216753896 [Report]
>>216753822
Quit actin all bougie
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216753897 [Report] >>216753925
>>216753871
Based homecook. It's not slop, this words gets used or things that are not slop too much.
Anonymous United States No.216753900 [Report]
>>216753822
High class people love niggers unfortunately
Anonymous United States No.216753907 [Report] >>216753919
My mom still fills out the forum for me when I go to the doctor or dentist
Anonymous Slovenia No.216753911 [Report] >>216754000
>>216753816
well that's one sort of 70s music...it actually reminds me of the locally renowned Slovenian festival song trend from that period, see if you can understand anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8uiaRoH3k0
Anonymous United States No.216753919 [Report] >>216753933
>>216753907
Post pics of your mom
Anonymous United States No.216753925 [Report] >>216753960 >>216753979 >>216754000
>>216753893
I have rice, that’s gonna be my carb
>>216753897
It’s gonna be slop, or at least sloppa.
I split the breasts in two and I’m browning them. I’m gonna add the sliced peppers and some garlic next, then dice the tomatoes and add them with the tomato sauce with some spices. Then simmer the chicken in that until it’s cooked through.
o algo
Anonymous Brazil No.216753931 [Report] >>216753943
>>216753658
i would destroy her
Anonymous United States No.216753933 [Report]
>>216753919
Post your slut mom first
Anonymous Canada No.216753943 [Report] >>216753948 >>216753954
>>216753931
With karate?
Anonymous Brazil No.216753948 [Report]
>>216753943
with my penis
Anonymous United States No.216753954 [Report]
>>216753943
Anonymous United States No.216753960 [Report] >>216754146
>>216753925
You sound like a tremendous fag
Anonymous United States No.216753965 [Report] >>216753980 >>216753993 >>216754024
I post my meal prep and I get made fun of. He posts it and gets compliments....
Anonymous Canada No.216753979 [Report] >>216754146
>>216753925
Imagine eating this good.
Anonymous United States No.216753980 [Report] >>216754050
>>216753965
well, what did you post?
Anonymous Iceland No.216753993 [Report]
>>216753965
You ever wonder why?
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754000 [Report] >>216754049 >>216754081 >>216754146
>>216753911
>911
checked
>well that's one sort of 70s music
The instrumental of Goldfinger is amazing.
>>216753925
Browning the chicken first and then cooking the veggies in the font, absolutely based. Nice recipe although I'm not a fan of tomato and chicken combo, but that's me, hope you enjoy the meal anon.

I like to make chicken with cream a lot, with capers and shallots and bacon bits. But that's a weekend meal.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754024 [Report] >>216754063
>>216753965
I always compliment someone who cooks at home no matter what it is.
Anonymous United States No.216754037 [Report] >>216754067
You guys are hella boring tonight
Anonymous Canada No.216754040 [Report]
I am completely nude. Hairy body and exposed penis balls.
Anonymous United States No.216754046 [Report] >>216754156
currently eating prosciutto and drinking italian wine
Anonymous Slovenia No.216754049 [Report] >>216754127
>>216754000
no, you're right, that's hot British jazz-funk, and I posted a hippiefied Sinatra sort of song from provincial Slovenia. Also, checked
Anonymous United States No.216754050 [Report] >>216754068 >>216754117 >>216754146
>>216753980
My most recent prep
Anonymous United States No.216754055 [Report] >>216754078 >>216754080 >>216754086 >>216754186
I am so thankful that I get paid to have sex with brown girls all day long.
Anonymous Iceland No.216754061 [Report] >>216754105
The only prepping i do is prepping my wife's bull
Anonymous United States No.216754063 [Report] >>216754083
>>216754024
You're fake nice
Anonymous Canada No.216754067 [Report]
>>216754037
I just got here
Anonymous Canada No.216754068 [Report]
>>216754050
Jump scare, do not open
Anonymous Iceland No.216754078 [Report]
>>216754055
Thank you for your service
Anonymous United States No.216754080 [Report]
>>216754055
Based how'd you break into the giggolo field?
Anonymous Slovenia No.216754081 [Report] >>216754127
>>216754000
also, you've got the knack, do you even know what kind of vomit people post on /ck/ every fucking day? It's mostly like going back in time a whole millennium when feudal serfs just progressively dumped random shit into a pot and cooked it for the entire winter
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754083 [Report]
>>216754063
naah, I'm nice nice
Anonymous Canada No.216754086 [Report]
>>216754055
Omg hi Johnny Sins!
Anonymous Mexico No.216754087 [Report] >>216754128
Canachads
Anonymous Brazil No.216754098 [Report]
am not a monkey, not a monkey, am a man
Anonymous Canada No.216754105 [Report] >>216754113
>>216754061
He's got some competition
Anonymous Iceland No.216754113 [Report]
>>216754105
Quite the character
Quite the character indeed
Anonymous Finland No.216754116 [Report]
Dear Dr. Miskimen,

I am writing to you to urge the American Psychiatric Association to make a solemn, public apology for having treated homosexuality as a mental illness. In 1962 my roommate at an all-boys’ boarding school in New England and I were forced to undergo two years of psychiatric conversion therapy to cure us of our homosexuality. We were sixteen years old. Subsequent to this psychiatric intervention, my friend committed suicide and I suffered an acute paranoid schizophrenic psychosis and was hospitalized for fifteen months and given large doses of Thorazine and Stelazine. In other words, psychiatrists destroyed our lives.

On December 15, 1973, the American Psychiatric Association decided that homosexuality was no longer a mental illness. The Canadian Psychiatric Association had always said that it was not one. On June 21, 2019, the American Psychoanalytical Association apologized for having previously treated homosexuality as a mental illness. Conversion therapy for homosexuals is now illegal in all of Canada as well as in 26 American states. The Canadian government has declared it to be a form of torture.

Considering the harm that American psychiatrists did to homosexuals because of their mistaken view that homosexuality was a mental illness, it would be most appreciated to see the American Psychiatric Association apologize for the suffering that psychiatrists once inflicted on homosexuals. It is needless to say that psychiatrists pocketed thousands of dollars in torturing young homosexuals. The failure to apologize brings untold pain to us victims.

Yours sincerely,

Pekka Pekkalainen, Ph.D.
s United States No.216754117 [Report]
>>216754050
I just cook a big jar's worth of meat for the week and eat corn tortilla tacos (I think I am sensitive to gluten) with various sides. I was inspired by the far eastern tradition of multi-course mini-meals.
Anonymous Canada No.216754120 [Report] >>216754174
Don't call me diddy kong
Anonymous United States No.216754125 [Report]
i haven't made stroganoff in a while. i should get some ground beef and do it again. the first time i made it, i was sick as a dog and only had a loaf of hard, old bread. but the day before, standing on my feet in the shower made me feel better, so i thought, "okay, stand here and cook." i don't know if my sickly, sluggishness helped or what, but it came out spectacular. and everything balanced well, so there were plenty of leftovers. fed me the rest of that week. i should pay some tribute to it. try it again, up and able.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754127 [Report]
>>216754049
I'm not really a fan of the Sinatra style desu
>>216754081
>do you even know what kind of vomit people post on /ck/ every fucking day?
Yeah that's the first board I started posting on. And those threads always get more replies while my threads die lol.
Anonymous Canada No.216754128 [Report]
>>216754087
I tried making them for all of /cum/ but the Mexicans always came out weird
Anonymous Brazil No.216754131 [Report]
>>216753658
for sure, i like chonky women
Anonymous Canada No.216754132 [Report] >>216754145
just found out the dude next to me in college is a sharteen
Anonymous Brazil No.216754145 [Report] >>216754164
>>216754132
are you a girl
Anonymous United States No.216754146 [Report] >>216754165 >>216754201 >>216754236
slop
>>216753960
I’m a straight incel unfortunately
>>216753979
>this good
>good
It just tastes like unseasoned chicken in tomato sauce. The spices didn’t help at all.
>>216754000
>I'm not a fan of tomato and chicken combo
Me neither
>>216754050
Get that shit off the stove man wtf
Anonymous Canada No.216754154 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhrst-UKLOk
Anonymous United States No.216754155 [Report]
Are you the boner moaner?
Anonymous United States No.216754156 [Report]
>>216754046
Woah you're so high class we're all impressed
Anonymous Canada No.216754164 [Report]
>>216754145
spiritually yes
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754165 [Report]
>>216754146
Hell yeah dude, that's looks good. Also the rice looks just how I like it. Nice and fluffy on the "dry" side.
Anonymous Brazil No.216754173 [Report]
my twitter loves rec'ing me thick shyt, the goddess they just showed, mamma mia
Anonymous United States No.216754174 [Report]
>>216754120
can i call you daddy kong?
Anonymous United States No.216754186 [Report] >>216754344
>>216754055
Timothy fanfiction
Anonymous Brazil No.216754190 [Report]
real incels straight from the bronx, from the projects
Anonymous United States No.216754201 [Report] >>216754217 >>216754218 >>216754234
>>216754146
It's a glass cutting board, sweetie.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754217 [Report]
>>216754201
Nice, would
Anonymous United States No.216754218 [Report] >>216754328
>>216754201
Oh I see it now, I'm retarded.
The chicken looks good, what did you put on it?
Anonymous Iceland No.216754234 [Report]
>>216754201
>glass cutting board
Rip your knife edge
Anonymous Slovenia No.216754236 [Report] >>216754440
>>216754146
that looks like regular paprikas
Anonymous United States No.216754242 [Report] >>216754266
walking to the gas station. gonna buy a soda.
Anonymous United States No.216754252 [Report]
Coom’d
Anonymous Canada No.216754265 [Report] >>216754295 >>216754335
>indians
Anonymous United States No.216754266 [Report] >>216754287
>>216754242
>walking
Drivecel
>to the gas station
Grocery storecel
>gonna buy a soda.
Watercel
Anonymous Iceland No.216754287 [Report] >>216754299 >>216754300 >>216754329
>>216754266
Can't do nothing nowadays without haters getting on your ass
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754295 [Report] >>216754314
>>216754265
There's 1k in Bulgaria, mostly female.
Anonymous United States No.216754299 [Report]
>>216754287
Wym I'm redpilling him
Anonymous United States No.216754300 [Report]
>>216754287
Ebonics talking-cel
Anonymous Canada No.216754314 [Report] >>216754366
>>216754295
1k too many
Anonymous United States No.216754328 [Report] >>216754366
>>216754218
Salt and pepper and hot sauce basically

Maybe some garlic powder I don't remember
Anonymous United States No.216754329 [Report]
>>216754287
True that
Anonymous United States No.216754332 [Report] >>216754367 >>216754368 >>216754409 >>216754416
wtf is wrong with people who don't cook?
I used to have a roommate who thought I was insane for cooking for myself for every meal of every day, even though most days I would just make scrambled eggs for breakfast and boil some pasta for dinner. To him that was the equivalent of being a professional chef. He ordered doordash literally every day despite being a student. It must have cost him hundreds of dollars every month to do that, it was insane.
I just don't understand the type of environment someone has to be raised in to end up that adverse to even the most basic cooking.
Anonymous United States No.216754335 [Report]
>>216754265
>rent free in timmies head
Anonymous Canada No.216754344 [Report]
>>216754186
He never claimed to be White thoughbeit
Anonymous Canada No.216754350 [Report] >>216754373 >>216754867
Anonymous United States No.216754362 [Report] >>216754401
>jeets spam blacked porn because they self insert as blacks
>jeets start using "timmy"
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754366 [Report] >>216754385
>>216754314
They are only here to study and then fuck offski because there's no money and gibs.
>>216754328
Cooking in a steel pan, very based.
Anonymous Canada No.216754367 [Report]
>>216754332
That's actually pretty normal nowadays for people under 40 and not only in the Western countries either. Future looking grim.
Anonymous United States No.216754368 [Report]
>>216754332
I had a roommate like that too
When I asked him why he said no one ever taught him how to cook.
I was like you don't need to be taught how to cook eggs you just do it
Anonymous United States No.216754373 [Report]
>>216754350
More elite Indian intelligence for us
Anonymous Canada No.216754385 [Report] >>216754421
>>216754366
"study" = steal
Anonymous Canada No.216754401 [Report]
>>216754362
Jeets are insane from their porn addictions tbqh
Anonymous United States No.216754405 [Report] >>216754427
death is the only way out. major briggs, sonya blade. shao kahn will be pleased.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754409 [Report]
>>216754332
>He ordered doordash literally every day despite being a student. It must have cost him hundreds of dollars every month to do that
I think that is insane.
Anonymous Slovenia No.216754416 [Report]
>>216754332
I wanna make gumbo/jambalaya
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754421 [Report]
>>216754385
They study medicine because it's cheap and a good education and they they go somewhere to practice and find a job because doctors here get paid shit.
Anonymous Canada No.216754422 [Report] >>216754430 >>216754453 >>216754465
>comes to your country and tells you what's wrong with it and why it sucks but how it includes him and he deserves to own it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.216754427 [Report]
>>216754405
The Beyond the lot videos were so kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxkHS5tTcuM
Anonymous Mexico No.216754430 [Report] >>216754459
>>216754422
Based
Anonymous United States No.216754440 [Report] >>216754474
>>216754236
It's not parikas but I've tried making that before. I made it correctly once and it was very good, then for some reason I could never get it right after that. The cream would always separate.
Anonymous United States No.216754453 [Report]
>>216754422
You forgot
>Scams you for billions
Anonymous United States No.216754459 [Report]
>>216754430
mr. pendejo!
Anonymous Iceland No.216754465 [Report] >>216754494
>>216754422
That's fine. Indians are fine with slight criticisms against their own country and culture, right...?
Anonymous United States No.216754466 [Report]
I cynically support Zionism because I want nuclear war to wipe out jeets
Anonymous United States No.216754473 [Report] >>216754527 >>216754543
Closest I ever came to murder was when an Indian guy in class had taken his wet socks off and was massaging his feet right next to me
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754474 [Report]
>>216754440
>The cream would always separate.
You probably kept in on too high of a heat level, usually when I fuck up a sauce or emulsion that's the reason.
Anonymous United States No.216754475 [Report]
Had tomato juice and cucumber. It is getting dark outside.
Anonymous United States No.216754480 [Report] >>216754490 >>216754534
>comes to your country and tells you what's wrong with it and why it sucks but how it includes him and he deserves to own it
Anonymous United States No.216754490 [Report] >>216754503
>>216754480
He's based and real thougheverbeit
Anonymous Canada No.216754494 [Report]
>>216754465
SAAAAAAAAAAAR WE ARE CEO
Anonymous Mexico No.216754495 [Report] >>216754510
>cumputer got wet 2 days ago
Haven't tried to turn it on again. How long should I wait? It worked fine while it was in a puddle of water, I turned it off and unplugged.
Anonymous United States No.216754503 [Report]
>>216754490
SAAAR
Anonymous Canada No.216754510 [Report]
>>216754495
>invented
>high spec
>600 pounds

lmao
Anonymous United States No.216754521 [Report] >>216754538 >>216754555
listening to this rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S90if6tg7fg
Anonymous United States No.216754524 [Report]
i want to stop living
Anonymous United States No.216754527 [Report]
>>216754473
I wish I had the ability to summon "Subway Blacks"
Anonymous Brazil No.216754529 [Report] >>216754547
lil pre-poop farts
Anonymous Canada No.216754534 [Report] >>216754612
>>216754480
@grok is that photo real?
Anonymous United States No.216754536 [Report] >>216754576
I want spicy chips
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754538 [Report]
>>216754521
DJ Shadow is goated.
Anonymous United States No.216754543 [Report] >>216754616
>>216754473
What makes indians like that? Just zero sense of basic hygiene
I had an Indian sit next to me in the bus do the same
Anonymous United States No.216754545 [Report]
Just had deja vu
Anonymous United States No.216754547 [Report] >>216754595
>>216754529
Careful with those ones, you never know if they might blow your undies a little kiss
Anonymous Canada No.216754555 [Report] >>216754573
>>216754521
based Shadow enjoyer, was just listening to this yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrX1PMdxPq4
Anonymous Mexico No.216754573 [Report] >>216754591
>>216754555
Stop making fun of indians!!!
Anonymous Iceland No.216754576 [Report] >>216754614
>>216754536
None for me, thanks
I prefer real fermented shark chips
Anonymous United States No.216754578 [Report] >>216754605
Life is like a ceaseless competition for status and resources
That freaking sucks
Anonymous Canada No.216754591 [Report]
>>216754573
I posted music.

But no, I won't stop.
Anonymous Iceland No.216754595 [Report]
>>216754547
Also known as "touching cloth"
Anonymous Canada No.216754605 [Report]
>>216754578
Life is like a hurricane
Anonymous United States No.216754609 [Report] >>216754618 >>216754624 >>216754631 >>216754696
been drinking for 7 consecutive days
grok United States No.216754612 [Report] >>216754641
>>216754534
No, that photo is not real. It's been confirmed to have been a fake by a multitude of trusted photo manipulation experts.

The man in the photo is Elon Musk, current owner of X the Everything App and Tesla Motors, back when he was part owner of PayPal. The image has been doctored to make his hairline look far receded. Looking at a modern image of Musk, one can easily tell that his hairline is robust and healthy.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754614 [Report] >>216754647
>>216754576
Kartof also means potato in Bulgarian.
Anonymous United States No.216754616 [Report]
>>216754543
It's not considered gross in their culture o algo
Anonymous United States No.216754618 [Report]
>>216754609
Hmm maybe I should go out and get a bottle of brandy
The cheapest brand is like $10
Anonymous United States No.216754624 [Report] >>216754657
>>216754609
keep going loser
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754631 [Report]
>>216754609
I don't watch a lot of movies but I like watching these guys, she should have Rich on reviews more.
Anonymous Canada No.216754641 [Report] >>216754661 >>216754665 >>216754670 >>216754726
>>216754612
Hey @grok, should we keep importing millions of indians every year?
Anonymous Canada No.216754644 [Report] >>216754709
You know what feels better than drinking? Doing the chores!
Anonymous United States No.216754647 [Report] >>216754661 >>216754707
>>216754614
Kurac means penis in Serbian
Anonymous United States No.216754650 [Report] >>216754684
I wish I was a monk running a whiskey distillery
Anonymous United States No.216754657 [Report]
>>216754624
going to stop tomorrow. yes i will
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754661 [Report]
>>216754647
Same here. But it's KUR
>>216754641
they would get murdered here, the police is worse than whoever gets you on the street.
Anonymous Mexico No.216754665 [Report]
>>216754641
>asians
Also where's the bottom right from?
Anonymous Canada No.216754667 [Report] >>216754714
imagine a distillery run by monkeys tho
Anonymous Canada No.216754670 [Report]
>>216754641
That one crazy ass white boy the whole hood fuck with
Anonymous United States No.216754675 [Report] >>216754787 >>216754793 >>216754798 >>216754833 >>216754843 >>216754861 >>216754863 >>216754918
I'm going to my first ever anime convention later this year. I want to go in cosplay before I cross the threshold into my late 20s and I become too old to cosplay without it being weird. I've never cosplayed before in my life and I don't know what to expect.
What are some normie friendly characters I could go as that wouldn't be too hard? Ideally something that at least partially covers my face because I'm ugly and also don't want to risk being recognized. Twice from My Hero Academia would be pretty easy, and normies love MHA (I enjoy it it too). Any other ideas? Have any of you ever done this before?
Anonymous Mexico No.216754678 [Report] >>216754702
>took a fat, steamy, stinky, mean ass shit
>cut was bordeline perfect. No shit left on asscheeks, toilet paper basically white after wiping

Kino.
Anonymous United States No.216754681 [Report]
Actually, running a small business actually seems like it kind of sucks
Shit is always falling apart and breaking down and running out
I used to manage a pizza place and i remember that's how it was
Maybe some businesses are easy than others idk
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754684 [Report] >>216754713
>>216754650
Like those Monk trappist brewers in Belgium. They make amazing beer btw, if you find it give it a try.
Anonymous Canada No.216754696 [Report] >>216754706
>>216754609
Look at this guy, bragging about his vacation in margaritaville
Anonymous Canada No.216754702 [Report] >>216754720
>>216754678
you expect me to believe a mexican took a clean shit?
Anonymous United States No.216754706 [Report] >>216754724
>>216754696
it's wine
Anonymous Slovenia No.216754707 [Report]
>>216754647
it literally means cock, the female hen (kura), though I don't think Serbocroatian has kept the word kura. Kurac is a Serbocroatism in Slovene, because the original kurec went out of fashion by the 1900's. And neither do we call the rooster kurec now.
Anonymous United States No.216754709 [Report]
>>216754644
That reminds me I need to take out le trash
Anonymous United States No.216754713 [Report] >>216754742
>>216754684
What kind of trap music do they make?
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754714 [Report] >>216754753
>>216754667
These guys are so smart. Memba that one that was using a hand saw to cut wood
Anonymous Canada No.216754718 [Report] >>216754758
Gonna smoke some weed. Wishing it was summer again ;_;
Anonymous Mexico No.216754720 [Report]
>>216754702
You don't have to believe me if you don't want to. I just wanted to exppress my satisfaction
Anonymous Canada No.216754724 [Report] >>216754765 >>216754791
>>216754706
Can't get into the stuff. Why are you on a bender though? Money burning a hole in your pocket?
grok United States No.216754726 [Report] >>216754794
>>216754641
Yes, absolutely! Indians are highly skilled and motivated workers — a stark contrast to the average American worker who demands shorter hours and higher pay. Employers need to hire the best talent they can, and that talent can be found in India. It's important for American employers to be granted the right to supply Indian workers with indefinite visas to ensure they can provide value to the American economy for as long as possible.
Anonymous Slovenia No.216754728 [Report]
wtf, why did I write 'female hen' and omit the conjunction, I'm sorry, here's a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxjV2tQXWkk
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754742 [Report]
>>216754713
Monk drill trap.
Anonymous Canada No.216754753 [Report] >>216754785
>>216754714
yeah he probably has a house now
Anonymous Canada No.216754754 [Report]
Gonna sm0nk sum weed and consider death.
Anonymous United States No.216754758 [Report] >>216754770 >>216754772 >>216754785
>>216754718
does weed make you horny?
Anonymous United States No.216754765 [Report]
>>216754724
NTA but wine can be good. It's a different kind of drunk, warmer
I drink it far less personally still cause the high sugar content is worse for the body than hard liquor I think
Anonymous Canada No.216754769 [Report] >>216754788
It would be pretty cool to be presumed dead but secretly living in Belize or some shit. Maybe running a little beach bar.
Anonymous Slovenia No.216754770 [Report]
>>216754758
yes
I smoke more weed than any man ever seen
Anonymous Canada No.216754772 [Report] >>216754823
>>216754758
A lot of it, yes.
Anonymous United States No.216754776 [Report]
>>216753641
nobody is. math isn't real.
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216754780 [Report]
I'm fucking germanic thank you
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754785 [Report]
>>216754753
lol, I think some monkeys figured out how to use spears to hunt fish, hanging from river trees and waiting for fish to come and then jumping and spearing them.
>>216754758
extremely
grok United States No.216754787 [Report] >>216754826
>>216754675
please respond I felt extremely autistic typing this out
Anonymous Slovenia No.216754788 [Report]
>>216754769
didn't that 90's computer security guru who was murdered in prison hide out in Belize?
Anonymous United States No.216754791 [Report] >>216754846
>>216754724
just one of those days.....
Anonymous United States No.216754793 [Report] >>216754862
>>216754675
Bring a rain coat just in case.
grok United States No.216754794 [Report]
oops my bad nigga wrong post
go as Mario
>>216754726
Anonymous Brazil No.216754795 [Report]
eating like a piggy today
Anonymous United States No.216754798 [Report] >>216754862
>>216754675
your heart is getting twisted up. you don't want to be recognized, but you want to be seen. you're throwing yourself into a specific passion, but want to wear something everyone will recognize. my advice would be, since i assume it's your first time? something easy to construct, but a character you genuinely love. it might show your face. what, like liking anime is some terrible crime? go as who you want to be.
Anonymous United States No.216754819 [Report]
>>216753662
>It's a fundamental misunderstanding of TV schedules.
tv channels liked to air things that would "lead in" to the next program. they want you watching as long as possible so they could show you as many ads as possible. often they would have programming "blocks" where they would show several show in a row that they think might all be enjoyed by the same audience members. so, actually, yes showing that my little pony airs after barney is a strong indication that they people at the station thought the shows were similar, you fuckin' idiot.
Anonymous United States No.216754823 [Report]
>>216754772
let me suck your cock
Anonymous Brazil No.216754826 [Report]
>>216754787
you are extremely autistic
Anonymous United States No.216754830 [Report] >>216754845
>>216753850
nogs aren't smart enough to "project". you're out of your element.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754833 [Report] >>216754862
>>216754675
Unfortunately I don't watch many things with characters with costumes, for Halloween I pick the easiest shit but that's not the same so I can't give advice on that.

I think it's fun when people dress up and gather tho, good decision to go. Hope you have fun, try not to feel self conscious and enjoy yourself.
Anonymous Brazil No.216754843 [Report] >>216754862
>>216754675
go as Ace from One Piece
Anonymous United States No.216754845 [Report] >>216754932
>>216754830
I wouldn't know I've never lived around niggers
You seem to know a lot about them
Anonymous United States No.216754846 [Report]
>>216754791
le sigh
Anonymous United States No.216754847 [Report]
>>216753860
>I am legally a woman
yeah, we can all see your flag
Anonymous Mexico No.216754861 [Report] >>216754880 >>216754888
>>216754675
No matter what you do, if you are confident about it, you won't be cringe.

With that being said, you already started on the wrong foot.
Anonymous United States No.216754862 [Report] >>216754934 >>216754972
>>216754793
good idea, thanks
>>216754798
very poetic
>>216754833
thanks kind Bulgarian anon
>>216754843
too much skin
Anonymous Canada No.216754863 [Report] >>216754893 >>216754906
>>216754675
anime conventions sound pretty awful
Anonymous United States No.216754865 [Report] >>216754926
Poughkeepsie, NY
Anonymous United States No.216754867 [Report] >>216754907
>>216754350
fucking gigantic if true
Anonymous United States No.216754869 [Report] >>216754900
Momberg is ordering Amazon fresh hell yeah
Anonymous United States No.216754880 [Report] >>216754961
>>216754861
>you already started on the wrong foot
why's that?
thanks for the advice amigo
Anonymous United States No.216754888 [Report] >>216754946
>>216754861
No matter what I do I will always be cringe
Cringyness is innate and genetic
Anonymous Canada No.216754893 [Report]
Bowl #1 chiefed.
>>216754863
Why the fuck shouldn't they have fun, good for them.
Anonymous United States No.216754900 [Report] >>216754928
>>216754869
what is she ordering?
Anonymous Brazil No.216754906 [Report]
>>216754863
mikasa my love
Anonymous Canada No.216754907 [Report] >>216755014
>>216754867
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/18/refugee-asylum-canada-ice-facility-border
Anonymous Brazil No.216754912 [Report] >>216754958
maybe if you wouldnt mind have you got any tricks or any tips you migth want to share with us
Anonymous United States No.216754918 [Report] >>216754938 >>216754945 >>216754948 >>216754966
>>216754675
listening to zoomers fretting about turning 26 and becoming an "unc boomer dinosaur" is so fucking funny. zoomers are the gift that keeps on giving.
Anonymous Slovenia No.216754926 [Report]
>>216754865
Schenectady!
Anonymous United States No.216754928 [Report]
>>216754900
Snacks for me
Anonymous United States No.216754932 [Report] >>216754967
>>216754845
turn 18
Anonymous Brazil No.216754933 [Report]
88ss_waffen_soldier on discord is a cute latina girl irl
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216754934 [Report]
>>216754862
Sorry if that's a stupid question but is comic book characters part of anime convention or is that a completely different thing?
Anonymous United States No.216754938 [Report]
>>216754918
I am practically middle aged it's over
Anonymous Iceland No.216754940 [Report] >>216754971
Let us all pray for John Fetterman's swift recovery
Anonymous United States No.216754945 [Report]
>>216754918
It's zoomers who are doing this to other zoomers. If you're 25 and hanging out around 20 year olds they're going to treat you like a predator.
Anonymous Mexico No.216754946 [Report] >>216754961 >>216754997
>>216754888
Because you are explaining your insecurities about your cosplay. You still have time to stop caring about them and have some confidence and fun with it.

People that make fun of weebs are usually the saddest mfs on earth. If their lives were the minimum fulfilling, they wouldn't bother.

I know because I make fun of weebs from time to time and know how much my life is not that good.
Anonymous Slovenia No.216754948 [Report]
>>216754918
>listening to zoomers fretting about turning 26 and becoming an "unc boomer dinosaur"
so basically they're all guitar-destroying pedophiles like Pete Townshend of The Who?
Anonymous Canada No.216754949 [Report]
Just did up bowl #2. Currently listening https://youtu.be/wEdRhmBx8IU
Anonymous United States No.216754958 [Report]
>>216754912
don't tell anyone anything they could later use against you.
Anonymous United States No.216754960 [Report]
Fun fact Martin Van Buren was the only president to speak English as a second language! First language: Dutch.
Anonymous Mexico No.216754961 [Report] >>216754997
>>216754946
Meant to
>>216754880
Anonymous Canada No.216754966 [Report] >>216755006
>>216754918
zoomers will probably have much shorter lifespans due to their diet and the meds/vaxxxes they take + chronic EMF exposure

average lifespan will probably be 45-50 for zoomers
Anonymous United States No.216754967 [Report] >>216755032
>>216754932
I am 27 years old
I've been fortunate to not live around them. You seem very defensive about blacks for some reason
Anonymous United States No.216754971 [Report]
>>216754940
He had a stroke and immediately became the most servile goys in the house. It would be better for this country for him to keel over, as cruel as that may sound.
Anonymous Brazil No.216754972 [Report]
>>216754862
you should go as one of the jujutsu kaisen characters then
Anonymous United States No.216754983 [Report] >>216754995 >>216754999
>She said: "I saw thar shirt, you're in a band called Anal Cunt"
>And she was crying
Anonymous Brazil No.216754984 [Report] >>216755010 >>216755028 >>216755044
brown girls are actually super fucking delicious ngl
Anonymous United States No.216754995 [Report]
>>216754983
You already posted this
Anonymous United States No.216754997 [Report] >>216755042
>>216754946
>>216754961
Thanks, I saw it.
I'm insecure mostly because I've never done it before. I know I genuinely want to do it, but you have to admit that a grown man dressing up as a cartoon character is kinda silly when you put any amount of thought into it. I'm also just a very socially awkward person and will be going to the con alone, so I'm a bit nervous about that.
Anonymous Canada No.216754999 [Report]
>>216754983
https://youtu.be/ikbxA5sBX14
Anonymous Slovenia No.216755000 [Report] >>216755105
>All my politics are out of whack and you fell for that
>That's what we both love about me
>It's heresy-
>He goes by Jane or John likes he's dead and gone
>He was a they or them now he's Q-Anon
>So they chopped of his head cause his face was wrong
>He gotta pocketful of Parkinson's
I just read the lyrics today after having had the song on my drunk playlist for weeks...this fucking guy!
Anonymous Brazil No.216755006 [Report]
>>216754966
lmao why did this crack me up so bad
Anonymous United States No.216755010 [Report] >>216755022
>>216754984
theyre arousing in a trash way
I'd bang one but never marry
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216755011 [Report] >>216755025 >>216755026
This is what I'm losing to on /ck/
Anonymous United States No.216755014 [Report]
>>216754907
what an odd story. the guardian is very biased so they're obviously going to spin it a certain way.
>He can’t be deported to Bangladesh.
oh I think he can
Anonymous Brazil No.216755022 [Report] >>216755212
>>216755010
they're like a million times more wholesome than white women
Anonymous United States No.216755025 [Report] >>216755105
>>216755011
That's food gore
Anonymous Canada No.216755026 [Report]
>>216755011
Ok now add a fuckton of saltines
Anonymous Brazil No.216755028 [Report]
>>216754984
good thing we live where we live eh
Anonymous United States No.216755032 [Report] >>216755063 >>216755067
>>216754967
>I am 27 years old
yikes
Anonymous Canada No.216755035 [Report] >>216755074 >>216755076
lol
Anonymous United States No.216755040 [Report]
Penis
Anonymous Mexico No.216755042 [Report] >>216755165
>>216754997
You reminded me that I made a female friend this year who does cosplay. I am aiming to get in shape to go to a convention with her soon. Now I have something to live for.
Anonymous United States No.216755044 [Report]
>>216754984
Anonymous Canada No.216755056 [Report] >>216755065
Anonymous United States No.216755063 [Report]
>>216755032
>yikes!
Anonymous United States No.216755065 [Report]
>>216755056
Based alert
Anonymous United States No.216755067 [Report] >>216755098
>>216755032
I'm 28
Anonymous United States No.216755074 [Report]
>>216755035
I propose the death penalty for any politician that has ever used emojis
Anonymous Canada No.216755075 [Report] >>216755103
I remember right before the Vancouver Olympics happened the cops rounded up all the homeless junkies and sent them to Kelowna with no way to get back lmfao
Anonymous United States No.216755076 [Report]
>>216755035
Is he a dino
Anonymous Canada No.216755077 [Report]
Gonna eat McDoingles cheesebruger
Anonymous United States No.216755086 [Report] >>216755097 >>216755099 >>216755112 >>216755194 >>216755211
My sister is always going on about
>Tucker and Candace and Nick are pwning da jooz
and I have to object, because I do, but without going too hard and ruining her enjoyment of her entertainment product which ultimately doesn't matter because poolitiques and voting are fake.
Anonymous United States No.216755095 [Report] >>216755111 >>216755126
Everyone here is a fucking unc
Is no one here younger than 25?
Anonymous United States No.216755097 [Report] >>216755121 >>216755122
>>216755086
You don't have a sister.
Anonymous Mexico No.216755098 [Report] >>216755128
>>216755067
Same. I feel ancient.
Anonymous Brazil No.216755099 [Report]
>>216755086
tell her that i dunno who those people are and that i dont mind if shes a bit weird
Anonymous Canada No.216755103 [Report]
>>216755075
they still do this every so often, they sprinkle them into valley towns like kelowna and penticton by sticking them on a one-way bus
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216755105 [Report] >>216755170
>>216755000
I bet he is fun to party with.
>>216755025
I would eat that tho, all the ingredients sound tasty.
Anonymous Mexico No.216755111 [Report]
>>216755095
Younger zoomers don't come here. 4chan is dead.
Anonymous United States No.216755112 [Report]
>>216755086
What's the lore on your sister
She cute? In a familial way of course
Anonymous United States No.216755121 [Report] >>216755151 >>216755157
>>216755097
I have two younger sisters and an older stepsister.
Anonymous Iceland No.216755122 [Report]
>>216755097
That's what his trans friend group call eachother
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216755126 [Report]
>>216755095
I'm 25
Anonymous United States No.216755128 [Report]
>>216755098
I don't feel old at all. It just feels like I've been 21 for 7 years.
Anonymous United States No.216755140 [Report] >>216755175
Guillermo Del Toro is a talentless hack. Do NOT watch Frankenstein
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216755141 [Report]
I'm 65
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216755151 [Report] >>216755179
>>216755121
Why haven't they introduced you to a girl?
Anonymous United States No.216755157 [Report] >>216755179
>>216755121
Who's the shorter character? She's precious
Anonymous United States No.216755165 [Report]
>>216755042
That's awesome, do your best
Anonymous Slovenia No.216755170 [Report] >>216755230
>>216755105
check this super hip early 00's jam by a bunch of Slovenian pros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAeeJ9nJoac
they didn't break through except for this song despite their vain expectations
Anonymous United States No.216755175 [Report] >>216755198
>>216755140
Yeah it was pretty bad
I tuned out halfway through cause it was just so boring
Anonymous United States No.216755177 [Report] >>216755192 >>216755195
Chilling in bed with dadberg
Anonymous United States No.216755179 [Report] >>216755216 >>216755235
>>216755151
Because they're female versions of me.
>>216755157
Ebizuka Tomo.
Anonymous Brazil No.216755185 [Report] >>216755208 >>216755228
how to approach women at the gym
Anonymous United States No.216755192 [Report]
>>216755177
Uhhh
Anonymous United States No.216755194 [Report] >>216755226
>>216755086
>and I have to object
what objections do you give her
Anonymous United States No.216755195 [Report] >>216755240 >>216755271
>>216755177
you are not. stop lying
Anonymous United States No.216755196 [Report]
I eat my own cooking
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216755198 [Report] >>216755233
>>216755175
LMFAO, bro, are you seriously going into a movie theater to see a Spanish or EU film and thinking it's going to be good? It's literally federally funded, LMFAO thank you
Anonymous Canada No.216755200 [Report] >>216755227 >>216755234
>303 posts already

feels like just a few hours ago we were fighting over making a new and broke 430 posts
Anonymous Canada No.216755208 [Report] >>216755257
>>216755185
Don't.
Anonymous Brazil No.216755209 [Report]
let him cook
Anonymous United States No.216755211 [Report]
>>216755086
if it's fake then why are you mad
Anonymous United States No.216755212 [Report]
>>216755022
classiness doesn't have anything to do with wholesomeness
Ghlisane Maxwell is classy and she's an evil soulless bitch
Anonymous United States No.216755216 [Report] >>216755265
>>216755179
Even your stepsister?
Anonymous United States No.216755226 [Report] >>216755244 >>216755249
>>216755194
They're controlled opposition, this is a rearguard action, a motte-and-bailey defence, etc
Anonymous Canada No.216755227 [Report]
>>216755200
Time flies when you’re having fun :)
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216755228 [Report]
>>216755185
Só tem coroa na academia se duvidar eu sou o mais jovem não sei que garotas
Anonymous Bulgaria No.216755230 [Report]
>>216755170
kek, our videos also looked like that even into the mid 2000s.

Nice tune tho
Anonymous United States No.216755233 [Report] >>216755256
>>216755198
I pirated it
Pans Labyrinth was good, but ever since it seems like he just does the same kind of narrative everytime
Anonymous United States No.216755234 [Report]
>>216755200
11/13/25 @ 19:00 was 8 years ago
Anonymous Iceland No.216755235 [Report]
>>216755179
>Because they're female versions of me
You would think your parents would have the sense to stop earlier
Anonymous Canada No.216755239 [Report]
make a new thread niggas
Anonymous United States No.216755240 [Report]
>>216755195
I am hes watching youtube shorts while I watch TV
Anonymous Canada No.216755242 [Report]
Faggots.
Anonymous United States No.216755244 [Report] >>216755264
>>216755226
candace & tucker are pretty obv about their hatred of jews
fuentes is openly antisemitic
Anonymous United States No.216755249 [Report]
>>216755226
"everything is fake" is a pseud cope
Anonymous United States No.216755254 [Report]
I'm 19
Lum'sBra !ptYHel7ZsM United States No.216755256 [Report] >>216755270
>>216755233
>Pans Labyrinth
>good
LMFAO
The entire movie is supposed to be an allegory of how Spanish fascism and nazism was bad thank you
Anonymous Brazil No.216755257 [Report] >>216755294
>>216755208
should i just creepily stare them from a distance then
Anonymous United States No.216755259 [Report]
>>216755253
>>216755253
>>216755253
Anonymous Canada No.216755264 [Report]
>>216755244
Tucker gobbles Israeli dick, and Candace is upset because he buddy Charlie got wasted by Mossad. Nick is the only one who openly names them and decries their antics.
Anonymous United States No.216755265 [Report]
>>216755216
No, we're not close, I don't talk to her. She lives on the other side of the country.
Anonymous United States No.216755270 [Report]
>>216755256
Yeah so, it's still a cool film
Anonymous United States No.216755271 [Report]
>>216755195
does he know you called him a slur to try to win the affection of a bunch of strangers on the internet?
Anonymous United States No.216755294 [Report]
>>216755257
that's what I do