>>48952273 (OP)I think Michael SUCKS!
>>48952331thats so rude....
>>48952273 (OP)hehe michael...
>>48952344Cute lesbians...
>>48952331why? don't be mean to the cat...
>>48952368she's a nice cat, just like chen!
She's pretty neat! I like her theme and I think she looks cute.
Isn't her backstory that she got bullied by other cats for having spotty fur?
No clue where I got that from, but I hope it's true. Makes her cooler.
>>48952574it's true in our heads, that's what matters
>>48952574It is actually not an asspull, it is in her omake
>The maneki-neko of Goutoku-ji temple are ordinarily white cats.>She, however, was born a calico cat, and it seems that she struggled quite a bit due to her appearance.>At times, she was shunned as a poor imitation, and at other times, those around her tried to dye her fur.>But because she spat back at them that there was nothing wrong with being calico, she was ultimately cast out from the group and was unable to partake in her maneki-neko training.>Perhaps because of this, her ability as a maneki-neko developed imperfectly.>Maneki-neko are meant to beckon money and customers, but in her case, beckoning one of the two will end up driving away the other.>By that point, she was worthless to place in a shop. And of course, none were likely to claim her.She thought of this as a stroke of good luck, if anything, and abandoned maneki-neko society feeling wholly refreshed.
>And thus, she set out to live a new life in the mountains, comfortable and free of worry.
>>48952856After which she met with a super cute goddess!
>>48920523
Michael deserves a redemption arc
Opinions on Mike sex? Yes? No?
>>48959808immoral but yes
>>48959808depends on the cost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7nRorYvy-Q
>>48959808Mike is great because now we have Flat Chen, Huge tit Orin and Medium tit Mike.
is mike the most underrated cat?
>>48965704If you count Shou as cat too, then the two are competing for the title. Otherwise, total Mike victory. Sadly.
>>48965722i think i count her as a tiger, tigers are big cats but idk, just not the same
>>48968252vile creature
and a sexfox
I just think she's neat and I want her to be happy.
>>48972136Michael is NOT vile!
>>48980563Funny cat and funny fox.
>>48959808she looks very mating-pressable, but I don't want any of the bros to find out I coomed in somebody named mike
>>48992273Tell them that she was named Goutokuji instead.
Ready and waiting for customers to arrive.
>>48959808Apparently not since she's the least lewded 2hu
How should the "ใใผ" be translated?
>>49014100>"ใใผ""Mใผ"
>>48985879arigatou santa-san!
>>49020015Why does Rin get two threads, when all other kots get only 1?
>>49027721I wanted to say that only Orin happens to have two pairs of ears, but I've checked Mike's portrait and she has human ears too! I'm honestly surprised.
>>49034193Shocking truth!
...Would this suggest Chen is intended to have a pair of human ears as well?
>>49034315Seems to be a recurring problem for Mike
>>49041720She can attract posters or bumps, not both!
>>49046036One day Mike will complete her training and then she will have a successful thread after successful thread.!
Orin has three threads. Mike attracted the wrong kind of posters!
>>49050348>the wrong kind of postersWhat do you mean?
You're sleeping in a dangerous spot, Mike.
>>49060458They were supposed to post Mike threads, not Orin threads.
>>49060470She is a kitten of great fortune, surely Mike can survive some exposure to Shion.
It got cold again, remember to keep your Michael warm.
>>49080950From the thumbnail it looks like her boobies are pixelated.
>>49087342Mike was an oldhu all along!
>>49087342I can't believe this is real!
>>49102756Doll of great wealth!
>>49097319Sleeping in a donut bed may have that effect.
>>49104650This is Michael!
>>49113167Looks like a boy
>>49107898Sleeping in a donut?
What if a donut-shaped object enters your body while you're sleeping? How does it affect you?
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>>49078294Those feet would freeze
>>49115727How was your life changed in the past year? Mine was a total shit show for a long time, but I'm now in a much better place, both mentally and physically, so I'm just curious to know how things are going for others
Michael makes me happy :)
Get Miguel out of page 10 to get 30 million dollars!
Just a little
soppo
All you do is
soppo
Turn your face hey baby!
AH AH AH AH
>>49140067A Mike+What's Michael crossover is the most obvious thing yet there seems to be none....
Late Night with Michael the cat
>>49139826Mike has no front teeth
>>49167172Loud and clear! Everyone, please welcome warmly our next singers!
We need this but with the three kots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGxmCLoWjEk
Mike Hunt, do we have a Mike Hunt over here?
I'm looking for Mike Hunt.
>>49167187Mike's the only one who's not evil.
>>49167187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI4pbCQLClA
>>49187167Nothing to blep about.
>>49193088And a proud one at that.
Orin works.
Chen plays.
What does Mike do all day?
It's because she's from a series that has a small following and not as popular as others.
>>49200926Cute baku pillow!
>>49187167Watch out! That Reimu looks like a pervert!
>>49200926Why does Michael always makes the :p face?
>>49214078That's just her face.
>>49214078No front teeth.
>>49200929Orin does that, too.
I couldn't protect Michael...
>>49242112wtf, mike has a lot of enemies!
>>49034193>>49036746ZUN was DEFINITELY drunk when he gave her two sets of ears. I doubt he even remembers drawing it.
>>49254213Oh my god, for a second I thought Michael was under a guillotine!
>>49254450wouldn't that be a dream
>>49254450she would tank it.
Wonder if she'll bite her tongue when you surprise her...
>>49255163what the hell dude
was mike black before turning into a calico?
>>49242112They made up and are friends now!
>>49260594Michael is just waiting patiently for the perfect moment to attack!
>>49260594I can see their bloomers
>>49265122Only Mike has bloomers...
>>49234658That's a big banana
>>49275313the perfect chair for cock and ball torture
>>49275313OH MY GOD, MIKE LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU
>>49245476Little rough, don'tcha think?
>>49275313Wait a minute, that card!
>>49287573Mike is using her powers to increase the wealth of all the posters, but can't attract any posters.
>>49290685But my wealth is going down...
I should've listened to Mike to make money with all the stock market shenanigans happening
Never listen to Mike!
Or any other cat
>>49295654See Mike can attract wealth or posters but not both.
You were supposed to protect us, Michael!
>>49303778Lose what? My virginity? Oh no!
>>49319173She's a failure after all...
Hmmm? What's the Hakurei Shrine maiden doing with that cat...
>>49319041Stop being so lazy!
>>49309067>page 10looks like she attracted none
>>49242112Not on my watch!
>>49346419That's not nice
>>49336740Is this a challenge?
>>49346875The Hakurei Shrine maiden is susceptible to greed.
>>49347889No, don't lewd the Mike!
I like Mike!
What's not to like?
>>49366644I don't like how your post didn't bump the thread
>>49367312I didn't do it on purpose, I swear.
>>49326466cats like butt rubs
cats are sluts
>>49377316Kontrol
You had ONE job!
Tsukasa turned Mike into partner in crime!
>>49382100She's a bad influence!
>>49384305I agree, the fox should stay away from Michael!
>>49403214no, no, Orin's the one with the rads
you know, from hanging out with okuu
>>49390771Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>49413596That's an old lady.
>>49413596Fuck off, hag, youโre in the way of the kittens.
Is Daisuke the only Mike artist left?
>>49419625The blep is too strong.
>>49423878a very tiny michael
Michael...is reclining...
>>49347889Yes, lewd the cat now.
Michael don't leave me here!
*cough*
Michael...
HELP MEE
>>49000721I wonder why that is. With some 2hus like the childish or innocent ones the fact that you arenโt supposed to lewd them makes them more desirable for some people. So purposefully trying to make a 2hu non-lewdable could backfire. Maybe Mike is in just the right middle ground of lewdable where sheโs not a prude nor a lewd which is actually the least lewdable area. Depending on the exact metric of most or least lewded she might be less popular overall and naturally less lewded. A lot of 2hus are based off energetic things like man-eating youkai or scheming kami so maybe the chill maneki-neko seems less sexually energetic.
>>48952273 (OP)I don't understand why she's considered a failure if she can only attract money or customers but not both. Why would any business want customers if it could get money without them?
>>49442089Not a business without customers
>>49450590But if they don't have money, they're not customers either.
Mike is making us all wealthy just by being herself
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I LIKE MIKE.
MY NYAGGA MYACHAEL IS SO CYUTE!
If Mike wins the everybody wins.
>>49494246Who is Mike's owner? Every other cathu (even Shou, either Byakuren or Bishamoten) has someone caring for her, while Mike seems lonely.
>>49503705Probably a stray.
>>49503705Mike is everyone's pal.
Live.. a little longer Mike..
Seasons don't fear the Mike
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain, we can be like they are
Come on baby, don't fear the Mike
Baby take my hand, don't fear the Mike
We'll be able to fly, don't fear the Mike
Baby I'm your kat
>>49503705In my headcanon, it's Chimata because it just makes sense.
>>49503705Chimata.
There's an entire doujin about her being Mike's owner.
fuck chimata, mike deserves a better owner.
>>49516504Cute lesbians, post more.
>>49516525Chimata is great, you fag.
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>>49516526Mike marking chimatan!
Posting things from another thread to share the Mike-chans.
>>49528823>>49528828oh my, it must be a very cool and funny thread.
>>49534287Michael your thread!
>>49551796only one can bring you good luck...
>>49551843I'll take them all!
>>49556524Only one starter cathu is allowed. If you can pry one of them away from professor Satori that is
>>49494246For me it's Mike
>>49537907I'll Michael YOUR thread
I haven't gotten to her game yet but i like Cat Michael a lot. Tsukasa seems cool too but she's not a cat.
>>49566853Imminent yuri foursome.
>>49572065But bumping Mike feels... weird.
>>49572496bumping mike brings you good luck!
>>49574961no, she's michael.
>>49566853Silly rat, the kitties just want to play.
Mike from hit game Deltarune...
>>48952273 (OP)I was born when this thread began. Now I'm a married man with two daughters and a cute golden retriever.
This thread will be 4 months old on Friday, which is also my birthday, I would like the thread to stay up until then.
>>49589642M-Michael... ganbatte...!
Should Mike be more pai or more flat?
>>49595459mike is petitรฉ
>>49564178I want to have a foursome with these pussies!
She did it... 4 months.. Way to go Mike!
>>49598038Donโt forget Shou!
>>49600651She can watch from across the room.
cant believe mike is now the oldest touhou in jaypee...
>>49602567i'm proud to have created this thread...
I can't believe Mike is fucking dead...
>>49607184at least she died happy.
>>49610022i wonder how mike's tongue feels
>>49607184All those naps finally caught up to her.
>>49607184Pige doesn't seem bothered
>>49627449hello esfores fumo fren
do you like mike?
>>48952273 (OP)I prefer tiger girl Shou Toramaru and Jackalman as their favorite couple.
>>49610022>>49623997>>49627449what does michael's cookie say?
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>>49628509>cookieIt's a koban coin, the type that was used in Japan when Tokugawa came to rule.
>>49628509Don't listen to
>>49630099, it's obviously a chicken nugget.
>>49634537That's one big nugget.
Mike leaves for better sites.
Sayonara Michael! It was a good long thread!
Mike will visit us again sometime. When she gets hungry.