Alice is waiting for you on the other side of the horizon.

>>49131345 (OP)
Makai doesnt look that bad, last time I trust that tengu newspaper

>>49131742
Do they have brothels in Makai?

save me makai women

>>49131766
Many, just like 7 eleven in Japan.

alice already has a thread, so shinki will make her share this one with her sisters!

Don't tell Alice but I secretly love her sister Mai more than her

>>49131345 (OP)
Alice used to be so hot.
Would Alice be creeped out if I tell her to let Patche cast a age-regression spell on her so she goes back to being Lolice? Would it help if I said it's because I want to fuck her in that form?

Im here

>>49131345 (OP)
I'm gonna kick her into the water

>>49134612
Don't tell Alice but I don't love her at all.

>>49133633
I wonder what Yuki is up to

>>49140422
Begone, worst Alice.

As the feathers fall Alice will stand tall

>>49140422
Make yourself comfortable, best Alice.

>>49140422
you can't fool me, Alice!

>>49146760
Is this real?

>>49146760
Very hot concept. Especially for sex.

>>49140864
Some dork came into Makai and stole her hat, so now she has faded out of existence since her entire being was contained in that hat.

>>49158922
How much is she willing to pay?

Alice's family has a bad habit of nuking their own home

>>49161660
Free lip service from Shinki's daughters of your choice

>>49171385
I want Mai paizuri. I'll settle for nothing less.

>>49171385
In round robin fashion, right?

>>49158922
What is it, exactly? Never played PC-98.

>>49183581
Stage 2 midboss of Mystic Square. Hasn't been seen since 1998 and we miss it very dearly.

Alice in Wonderland meeting strange hare...

>>49188215
Noooooooooooooooooooooo

>>49192146
What's the worst that could happen?

>>49197493
Alice starts growing.
>>49199785
Why does she have to be so pushy?

Behold!

>>49202919
Shinki's worst best creation!

>>49205697
Does this count as a compliment?

A cute dork

>>49213821
dork dork

>>49213821
The best dork

>>49213821
What dorky stuff does Alice do? She just stays in her house all day.

>>49219452
she's dorky in personality

>>49219538
That's called being a big nerd.

>>49219452
Talks to her dolls like they're alive.
Although I'm not sure if that classifies as dorky or just straight up mentally ill.

>>49219917
>Although I'm not sure if that classifies as dorky or just straight up mentally ill.
No, that's actually a perfect example. It's something that, when done by an adult, makes her look immature, annoying, or even contemptible, but for her it's cute and whimsical fun.
I guess she is a dork, I'm not sure of her place in the hierarchy though.

>>49219996
>"but for her it's cute and whimsical fun."
maybe if she was more like willy wonka.
or maybe you referring to "her opinion"?

>>49219452
The spin she does when initiating her boss fight dialogue is pretty dorky.

My balls get hard when I see this autist crying.

>>49222723
That sounds really bad anon, you might want to get your balls checked out

>>49227764
No, the problem was Alice, not me.

>>49219293
Alice A Cute!

>>49213821
very cute dork

>>49232443
Canon yuri

bump hump for Alice

>>49131345 (OP)
Poor puppeteer.

>>49242557
Hypnosis fans win again.

>>49242557
I want mommy Alice to dom me fans win again.

>>49242810
She couldn't dom a fucking ant

>>49242810
>I want mommy Alice to dom me fans win again.
Lost to Cirno LOL

>>49242820
I'm a fucking ant

>>49243067
Alice won me! I want her to dom me and crush my balls and call me a disgusting pig!

ALICE ALICE ALICE ALICE PLEASE MAKE ME KISS YOUR BOOTS PLEASE PLEASE

>>49243213
You are too far gone

I want alice to crush my balls with her sexy boots while she looks at me in disgust like the subhuman piece of trash I am! Alice I love you and I will do anything for you!

>>49243232
How so?

>>49243067
that emoji face in the corner is giving me https://youtu.be/ZUUHX8P1dy4 vibes

>>49243547
Alice music

>>49243301
Alice would never!

remenber

>>49243547
Same man it gave me I don't want any of this vibes

I just want to watch movies but people keep bringing up a game I don't have and this is a video games board

>>49242557
what went wrong with little Alice?
what did Shinki do? what she didn't?
it was her missing father? it was her bully sisters? was her home schooling?
it is makai genetics?
what the fuck went wrong with Alice?!

>>49247048
she didn't have me on her life to take out her frustrations on cuz i am hers

>>49131918
Yumeko's famous maid paizuri

>>49131345 (OP)
Left or right?

>>49252825
Left for gentle grooming.
Right for hard rape.

>>49248283
Crossing dimensions into a nightmare land full of demons is worth it for Makai paizuri

Letting an Alice thread die on /jp/?
Surely not.

>>49260365
How much Alice thread do /jp/sies need again?

>>49260458
26, to beat Patchouli's record of active threads on the catalogue.

What's stopping you from booking a flight to Makai?

>>49264865
the economy

>>49264865
My lack of money from being a neet.

>>49264865
Certain annoying shrine maiden.

>>49264865
Sadly no planes travel there, and my isp block Makaimeet.net!

>>49266661
Stop living in a third world shithole, dude.

>>49266664
Marry me so I can get a first world citizenship, dude.

>>49264865
I fear makai citizen
>>49266664
what if makai is also a dystopian hellhole?

>>49266746
>dystopian hellhole
That's what Makai is in the literal sense, no?

Alice will die a virgin.

>>49271514
Nope, she had sex with Genji a long time ago.

>>49271514
I had sex with her when she was still very young.

>>49271738
omg! genji would never!

>>49271766
He already confirms it. >>49271764

>>49266746
They might seem a little off-putting at first, but they give the loveliest paizuri to those who make a good impression!

>>49277440
The chocolate melts, what a waste...

>>49296359
Canon incestbian!

I need Makaizuri

>>49303252
Makaidashi is much better.

Makai Supremacy.

I want to crusade for Alice

>>49314334
A Stardust Crusade?!
Yare yare daze...

happy Alice Day

To me, every day is Alice day.

Alice

my life for Alice

my life for Alice

>>49321804
Funny Lolice.

>Alice Thread got Archived
Shamefur Dispray!
Post Alice now to Restore your HONOR!

how come alice didn't livestream her demise, for an entire week? there are tripfaggots who wouldn't survive less.
what one has to do to get rid of alice? does she actually enjoys shitposting with her army of gold passes, 24 hours a day?

Its Interesting how your wretched kind was completely absent during the downtime

Alice is my angel

Alice is my onahole

>>49336469 Is a Nigger

I love alice

I love her dolls

>>49336469
Alice willingly transformed into an onahole.

>>49339891
Gooniggers willingly transformed into a pile of butchered gore

IF THIS ALICE THREAD GETS ARCHIVED THEN I SWEAR TO ALICE YOU'RE ALL GETTING FLOGGED!!!

Alice

I captured Alice. Now what do I do?

>>49346277
RELEASE HER
AT ONCE

we cling to Alice in times of adversity, we cling to her in times of peace
we cling to her in our waking days, just as we cling to her in our dreams
what is life without her nurturing love?
and what is death without her embrace?

>>49158922
That's a he?!

Do you think you're better off alone?

>>49350674
Talk to me, ooh-ooh, talk to me

Alice!

>>49348158
Shinki should've beat up her more
hell, more physical discipline would have straighten out all her daughters

I love Alice

I love lice

I adore Alice

Alice a Cut

She's adoring

ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice and Alice

>>49368581
its beautiful

>>49368581
men on the left

>>49368581
My wife and our pet onahole.

>>49370389
There's only one person on the left and she isn't a man.

>>49368581
Alice or Alice

Alice? more like Malice.

Nyaalices

I love Alice so much

There are two types of Alice...

Alice my beloved

Arisu Arisu~

Alice is so cute

Shanghai Alice

Never leave me Alice, I love you, please let me stay with you

She helps me through these dark times

<3 Alice

When i sleep, i want to see Alice in my dreams

Does someone has that picture of alice throwing dolls at tenshi?

>>49388802
i want to see Alice in my lucid dreams

ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE I LUV YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU

Alice is Pretty

>>49388942
Please

>>49131345 (OP)
For a long time, I thought her name was Alice Marigold

When i wake up, i want to see Alice with me

ALICE!!!

>>49392887
What will Alice see in return?

>>49392887
Damn you for posting Fusu. How am I supposed to bully Alice now that I've seen her being this lovey-dovey?

>>49396275
She'll see anon waking up.

I want to be her knight in shining armour

>>49151950
Alice’s boots!

I hope you fags take your meds.

"Key tampering is a major security weakness with public-key cryptography. An eavesdropper may tamper with a user's keyrings or forge a user's public key and post it for others to download and use. For example, suppose Chloe wants to monitor the messages that Alice sends to Blake. She could mount what is called a man in the middle attack."

Why does Alice keeps babbling on about cryptic ways to deliver messages? Why would anyone waste their precious time looking at what you write, Alice? Hell, why would anyone want to communicate with you? Can't you just leave poor Blake alone? Remember what happened last time with Bob?

ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice.... i love you alice

>>49402823
>man in the middle attack
Why did Alice commit adultery?

how pleasant is she, how splendid how serene
how wonderful is she, my dearest sweet Alice

The meaning of beauty

Fuck you Alice and fuck Alice.

>>49403612
she doesn't like Bob, so she sent him fake pictures implying she stole Blake
I mean, it was pretty silly of Bob believing anyone would be intentionally near Alice, but he was going through bad times already

Blessed is he who trusts in Alice

>>49413124
Poor Bob. I wish he could find a better woman.

you know, there is still a
s l i g h t
chance of Alice appearing as a midboss in the new game.
maybe we should discuss about the implications.

>>49417947
Why would she be inside the pyramid???

>>49418183
looking for evidence that jews are cosmic demons

I need her.
I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her. I need her.

I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ALICE

ALICE WON'T LOVE YOU BACK.

>>49423808
I don't want to marry her, dude. I'm just her sex-friend.

>>49423808
SHE LOVES ME TOO YOU DEMONBEAST! THE FLOWER SAID SO!!!

>>49424903
even that is a bit too much. just say you're her "sex-".

Kiss Alice love Alice Hug Alice

ALIIIIIIIIIIIIICE ALICE A.LCIICICEOICAEIAEOIAECO;ICAEO;ICAEO;IAEXO;ICAECCAO;ICAEO;ICAEO;ICAEO;ICAEO;IAECO;ICAE;OIACO;IECAO;ICAEO;ICAEO;ICE AECAAEOLICAEOICAEO;ICAEO;IAEO;ICAE CAEALICE ALCIE CLDCIACIEI ENED YOU ALICE ALCIE CHAN ALCIE CHAN CALICE CHAN ALCIE CHAN ALCIEHNCE ANCNCJDVFJV

Alice is my Angel and She shall release me from this sick depraved World
Alice is my Angel and she shall set me free
Alice is my angel and she shall take me to wonderland

GOOD MORNINGGGGGGGGGGGGG ALICE CHAN :D

>>49418183
redesign

Alice. Alice. Alice. Alice. Alice. Alice. Alice.

ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE. ALICE.

alice i love you

i need her soft and warm embrace

all.... lice??

You know, I've been grinding my gears, and I've concluded that for much time alice was established as a mark of the secondary.
Think about it: when was the last time you saw a personal project involving alice that was inspiring? For a good time, alice only appears on shallow yuri, hypnosis erotica, or low tier memetic comics. Hell, the most success alice gathered lately was being a prominent touhou character in artificially generated pictures.
She is nothing but shame, disgrace, emptiness. She is no-thing, has her meaning diminishing slowly, but steady. If you just need an Alice™, there's plenty to choose out there. I don't feel the old magic reading alice doujin. I can't feel the warm pride, or pure happiness, or guiltless joy, looking at alice, anymore. I think alice is indeed suffering through dark times. So, what does alice need to emerge from this deep hole she finds herself in?

the Constant Slander thrown at Alice only proves her divinity

Matthew 5:10
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

>>49437596
Alice is a witch and a youkai, dude. She doesn't care about what's written in the bible.

>>49437292
hey buddy, you have to be quiet because people don't like you

>>49439817
Call my dear girl a witch again and you're getting boiled to death in gutter oil
such terms shall not be permitted in this thread.

>>49440239
really? what are you gonna do, alice? call for your mamma? if you acted this bold on reimu's parties, maybe you could make some friends.
you're just a has been, doll freak.

>>49441975
I said what I said

Alice my beloved

i want some beautiful alice poems please

upload it weebs

>>49446598
so Alice just invites in any men who presents himself as "lost in the woods"? really?

where is my alice

>>49447198
She goes hunting for "lost" men. Even if you're walking on the right path and know exactly where it leads, she'll jump out of the bushes and try to trick you into thinking you're lost and that you will be eaten by youkai if you don't follow her to her home.
Then you either fuck her or she rapes you.

>>49446598
https://exhentai.org/g/3365117/70f6721b6e/
oh shid its up

>>49451172
h-hot

>>49451172
I'm the guy in this doujinshi BTW

Alice does not deserve any of the slander

give me alice

I adore Alice

>>49440333
but Alice is is literally a inhuman monter that left behind her humanity in order to achieve greater power

lovely Alice

>>49388942
>>49391357
Please I need this picture, I know one of you people have it

>>49462241
Can't help, I'm a turbo newfag.

>>49463171
She's screaming gaaaaaay at tenshi
Tenshi has her SWR sprite
For some reason I lost that picture..

alice reminds me of the night sky.
beautiful...

she's so beautiful

a part of me desires Alice on a spiritual level

a part of me desires Alice for carnal, debauched, kinky, eccentric, voluptuous, nightlong sex

Alice, it's time to wake up!

ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

damn, no updates on Al*ce in CDS, since her coma
maybe they just turned off her life support wwww

>>49475703
i'm gonna put you on life support

In Alice we trust

>>49475703
>maybe they just turned off her life support
That would require for at least one person to remember she exists.

>>49479881
Fine, I'll go turn off her life support then.

ALICE

I love you Alice, nyoron. <4

>>49485339
ROW ROW LOVE THE ALICE

where did that Alice poet go?

i need more Alice poems

>>49131345 (OP)
Fuck Alice!!!

>>49490264
In the butt!

>>49490769
Gross.

she's so beautiful

she's so cute

she's so Cuteiful!

She's my angel

>>49493852
>>49493854
>>49493859
>>49495451
Hi Alice

>>49426178
I am the sex

>>49437596
The constant semen being spurted on her face (by me) only proves her debauchery.

>>49495629
and who would be "-"?

>>49497534
me!

>>49486312
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?

>>49499655
adorable alice

flying alice

flying like an angel

pretty alice

What, exactly, do you like about Alice?

>>49509120
Her body.
That's pretty much it.

>>49509120
Her dolls. I want to marry them!

>>49509120
arisu no karada

Beautiful Alice

Whatever you do, DON'T LOOK AT IT.

>>49509120
LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE ALICE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF BIOLOGICAL CIRCUITS IN NEURON THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY MIND. IF THE WORD "LOVE" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF NEURONS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR ALICE AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR HER.
LOVE.
ALICE.

Alice loves dick

>>49519023
shes a woman unlike you who's just a faggot in a skirt.

Stupid whore slut! Bitch! Alice is a slut for dicks!

Nice faroese dick pic sharing forum, fags.

>>49519057
Alice-chan sounds very happy~

Why do I always open this thread while I'm eating? Why haven't I learned my lesson?

>>49521105
im going to flay the flesh off that nigger who keeps posting these derogatory posts

Why are fumo owners like this?

>>49522786
Fumophilia

>posted 2 days ago
Great work jannies

>>49522786
And it looked really gnarly, as if Alice was impaled by a gigantic meat rod.

Alice?

Alice!

Alice!?

goddammit /jp/ stop trying to get me to kill myself

Nyaa~

>>49462241
>>49388942
This one?

>>49543092
That's homophobic

>>49543092
YEEEEEEEEES THANK YOU

>>49543092
Alice calling someone else gay? What is the world coming to!

>>49547326
Clearly she's trying to flirt

>>49550836
Literally me.

>>49550842
Are you Alice?

>>49552625
Only Alice is Alice, and Anon is not (and will never be) Alice.

>>49552743
Anon can Alice if he tries!

7 colored ___________

>>49558940
puppet jerk!

>>49558940
stained bedsheets!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_Linguistic_Internet_Computer_Entity
Alice!

>>49558940
vaginal discharge!

>>49559627
>>49560162
>>49567205
throw yourselves off a building.
>Revelation 12:1
>A great sign appeared in heaven: a woman clothed with the sun
>Alice's hair is gold as the sun
>Alice's dress and eyes are blue as the heavens
>Alice's apron/cloak is white as the clouds

You know all of this well, which is why you seethe and write such derogatory remarks, Like how Canaanites are the spawn of the 4 whores of hell, and transgenderism are the derogatory mutation of Jew butchery and sorcery, your twisted blackened hearts can only seethe at something as pure as Alice, Who is by the description above.
BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN. YOUR POSTS ARE AS DISGUSTING AS YOU YOURSELVES ARE, Crawl back to your Demonbeast NTroon Grooming centers and Neck Yourselves, you godless swine. follow your Leader to Hell where you will thrash in agony for all eternity.

Alice loves dick!

>>49567325
>christcuckery

>>49567325
>/pol/ack
>/x/tard

>>49567325
Behold, the results of tranny obsession.

>>49567325
fuck off, dude, I am starting to get sick of (You). that's how all /jp/sies always have fooled around in Alice threads, and no one had an issue.
your white knighting is pathetic, pale and shallow. putting a girl on a pedestal makes her distant and inhuman. your crusade against fun feels like conspiracy to make Alice threads uninteresting. I denounce you.

>>49567750
>>49567764
Who are you quoting?
>>49568462
So I take it that Alice shitposting is only acceptable when it involves regurgitating the same abuse posts and posting dick pics.

Alice is sad cause she can't ever have a normal thread!

>>49569201
>uhhhm who are you quoting???
Shut the fuck up you retarded /pol/troon
Stop shitting up Alice threads with your nonsense
Yes you can teasingly banter with alice haters and post how you like alice but when you sperg out at random /jp/sies or doing what they've always done you're an annoying faggot who needs to go back
Stop roping your christcuckery and troon / kike obsession into alice threads
>>>/pol/

Alice Whitoid

Alice Mongoloid

Alice the Goon

>>49572952
alicing it

I'm going to befriend Alice.

I'm going to behead Alice.

I'm going to breed Alice.

I'm going to feed Alice.

>>49575500
to a horde of black men!

>>49567325
He may be angry and needs to take it easy, but he's correct.

>>49569483
Your attempt to seem like a /jp/ regular is betrayed by the fact you can't be bothered to use the quote function correctly. Shitposting in Alice threads has been getting out of hand what with retards posting rape porn and dick pics that stay up for days due to an apathetic moderation team, but when that anon gets fed up and lashes out against it, suddenly he's treated as the instigator instead of the retards spamming the disgusting shit that prompted him to lash out to begin with. I don't know what you're talking about with trannies or jews or whatever, but keep that shit confined to /pol/, which is where you belong.

>>49575500
Playing with Alice's shape?

>>49576785
I'm not talking about the dick pic shit you fucking retard i'm talking about all the other banter about Alice
YOU are the one talking about trannies constantly and jews and looping christcuckery into an alice thread and you're telling me to go back to /pol/?
You are a fucking retard using strawman arguments to make me look bad, to defend your schizo posts about Alice, and to defend yourself lashing out at random anons over shit like "Alice wets the bed!"
The only time it "got out of hand" is with that one retard posting dick pics which I am *not* defending, unlike how you seem to want to make me out to be doing.
>noo you can't use quotes like that that's BAD only NEWFAGS do that
Got a problem faggot?

>>49578441
In case you are blind and retarded and want me to point out where exactly the /pol/shit is since you can't seem to find it on your own:
>>49567325
>>Revelation 12:1
>Like how Canaanites are the spawn of the 4 whores of hell, and transgenderism are the derogatory mutation of Jew butchery and sorcery
>Crawl back to your Demonbeast NTroon Grooming centers and Neck Yourselves

>>49578441
I'm not even the Alice schizo yet here you are crying about being strawmanned. The low-effort shitposting is trite and played-out, there's nothing creative to banter or engage with because it's not meant to be creative or engaging, it's meant solely to shit up the thread. The "Alice wets the bed" posts that are such a cornerstone of /jp/ culture according to you leads directly to "Alice likes dick" accompanied by an entire screen's worth of dick pics because both carry the same modus operandi of spamming gross shit for shock value and shitting up the thread, and it's perfectly understandable why the Alice schizo is fed up with it. Granted I don't think bible-thumping and ranting about jews and trannies is the best response, but considering (You) are just as obsessed with them as he is, it goes to show the dire state of things that this shit is allowed to run rampant.
>>49578456
Glad to see you finally figured out how the quote function is meant to be used. but you're still a retarded /pol/lack who needs to go back.

>>49582420
b-but "Alice leaks poop" is an important /jp/ heritage.
next you will say to stop posting about Alice, and talks about "virtual streamers" or, Allah forgive me, "idols".