BUMP THE COWES THREAD
DO IT NOW

i would bump the cow ifyouknowwhatimeanwinkwink

the ntr cow

Nobody gives a shit about this cowe except for her awesome paizuri.
Then again, that applies to most 2hus.

>>49267367
https://files.catbox.moe/ifhpl1.jpg
I give a shit (I should give another one)

Aaand the thread is ruined barely a minute later.

/jp/ : Otacow Cowture

>>49267335 (OP)
hm yes, cowe.

The consequence of making every 2hu into a cow is that Urumi becomes no different from a normal human girl in the human village.

>>49267932
But Urumi is not simply a cow. She is a spider-cow!

bumping cowe mama

>>49267975
we don't need spider cows
we have yamame already

>>49273793

>>49276935
She looks very old and tired..

>>49276985
Well she's probably already pretty old in canon, considering she's apparently in a form of retirement and has stopped drowning people

>>49278735
ZUN does refer to her as an "older sister-type" in her music comment.

>>49282988
gotta fat the cow

>>49282681
So she's a hag? But she has a kid.

>>49283081
I bet Raiden wouldn't have managed to avoid drowning if she was there.

>>49283057
Urumi is more of a MILF. Hags are characters like Yukari or Nemuno or Shinki that have a dusty, cobweb cooch

>>49286557
Wouldn't Shinki be a MILF?

>>49287078
Depends on if Makai's creation involved sexual procreation

Genuinely got a little heartbroken when she ranked dead last out of the windows characters in popularity

>>49290120
Crossover with the cow idol when?

>>49296566
Gentlemen, we've got a few months.
How do we pump the spidercow stocks up?

>>49305238
more paizuri art/animations

More like Milk thread

>>49314680
yeah?

>>49273793
But Yamame is only a spider...

A 2hu with all dat
so much of that, even 4chan wasn't able to handle it

More like Milk thread

>>49283081
More 3D cowe please

>>49331547

>>49276935
>>49276985
The mole boob takes a lot out of you

>>49276935
How to make a woman look old:
add a mole.

She's way less popular than jellybaby here

>>49356863
>Mention the Jellybaby
>>49359089
>Jellybaba thread suddenly appears
speak of the devil, the stone stacker community is trying to run us off the board!

>>49359255
Take your meds. personally I recommend downing them with breast milk

>>49359255
jellybaby and urumi are good friends, they would never hurt each other.

but cows piss us off

>us

>>49364470
Yes US. We will not stand for the Stone Baby oppression

>>49372847
Stone Baby is happy living beside Urumi's big urumies.

>>49374074
Proof?

>>49376002
All babies like boobies.

>>49376002

certain someone is interested in some cow

>>49384290
this cow is for the milk, not the beef.

>>49282988
WHAT THE FUCK

>>49314680

>>49305238
WELL KEEP MY THREAD FROM GOING TWO DAYS WITHOUT BUMPS, FOR ONE!

>>49384369
what? she's just hungry!

>>49413256
hot

It's always a group unpopular bitches going "omg exactlyyyyyy"

>>49296566
Why is she so unpopular?

>>49434256
She's just a cow.

>>49434275
a cow with a baby.

>>49435344
Yeah. Single moms aren't attractive.

>>49435359
b-but it's a baby with the power!

>>49435344
shit looks like a jigglypuff

>>49447590
Next time eat a salad

>>49447716
we need the cowe soft and plumpy.

>>49305238
Someone needs to force ZUN to read book about fishing, so that he will make LE chapter around Urumi. It won't make amazingly more popular, but she might get an edge against other stragglers.

>>49267335 (OP)

Let's throw her in the fire

But why

Moo

>>49458368
The fact she fishes should really be highlighted. Urumi epitomizes the idea of the reformed youkai and is the embodiment of Gensokyo as a world.
The sheer casual nature of her current life, juxtaposed by the devious ways she caught people as a youkai, all wrapped up in a a blanket of casualness.
She's a very cool character, more than just boobs.

>>49472501
Why not?

>>49483745
Because the cowe is cute.

>>49478456
She's a cool character, with boobs

>>49471116
really cute

>>49458368
>>49478456
ZUN: "the prehistoric fish of the Sanzu river are phantoms that can't be caught"
Also ZUN: "Urumi makes a living fishing at the Sanzu river"

SO WHICH ONE IS IT, YOU DRUNK SKINNY FREAK???

OOoooooooh ZUNsama, look into the spirals on my breasts...
You are getting VERY hypnotized! When you wake, you will have the strange urge to make Ms. Ushizaki the star of Touhou 20.5 and 21!

VIOLENT, BED-BREAKING SEXXXXO WITH TEH COWE!!!! MOOOOOOOOO!!!!!MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>49484216
There's prehistoric and non-prehistoric fish in the river. Can't catch the prehistoric ones but the non-prehistoric are fair game.

>>49478456
Huh, now that you mention it, Urumi would be a great character to be brought up in discussion with dishwasher man, both about youkai not being uniformly evil and being able to change their ways.

>>49508041
i dont get it

I’d go vegan for her.

>>49472482
she's part water-type, it'll never work.

OH NO, THE ALIENS ARE TAKING ME BACK TO PAGE 1!

>>49509846
cow tools

I think huge cow boobs can be very comfy.

>>49305238
Force a rivalry with another character. You know, like they do with rappers or professional wrestlers?
It's required that she says she has a beef with that character.

>>49427817
all these touhou are popular where it matters: my heart.

>>49529917
Honestly yeah
I think it would bump up her popularity

Hard life of cow...

tits too heavy, sinking all the way to the archive

>>49538961
Get sucking then.

you just have to doodle some boobies and voila.

>>49541316
Cute cow, anon

>>49541321
arigatou

>>49539016

Milkers MILKERS. I love cow girls so much. I watched this thing on HHeven with a cow girls with MASIVE MASIVE MAIVE Milkers. I realized then what fype of man I was…. (Cow thread bump!)

Sorry, no more lewdposting. I'm going straight!

these are good touhou.

Oh yeah, I am definitely bumping that cow...

>>49558377
Where's their tits

>>49567554
no need to, all their body is soft and squishy.

>>49568961

Don't have a cow, man

>>49568961
Those udders look so heavy.

>>49393821
instead of drowning in the lake, you drown in her absurdly large breasticles

>>49581676
Get one.

dairy mommy

>>49596391
Why did she abandon me?

>>49602046
no cow last forever.

The cowe

If Urumi was playable, what shot types would she have?

>>49612818
BIG shots.

>>49612818
milk

>>49612818
Lapidation.

>>49611939
this is art

>>49612818
Breast expansion to all enemies and fairies so they shoot slower

>>49490353
>>49611939
Gif so bodacious they let you post it twice

>>49581829
Don't they? Maybe someone should help her with them. Those big udders must get pretty heavy and swollen.

>>49612818
Boobs